Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[struth]

Snagged up her

[Marco]

varicose vein-infested pins

[struth]

By knitting needles

[Oddball]

and wooly jumpers

[struth]

From Farmer's-old cow

[Ninanina]

that's for goalposts

[Marco]

when the local

[struth]

home brew hits

[Oddball]

we fall over

[Marco]

copulating in unison

[struth]

The queening stool

[Marco]

bagsie a shot

[struth]

at her crown :eyebrows:

[cargar]

of matted twat

[walpurgis]

looks like cat

[Oddball]

or a rat

[Marco]

pet its tuft

[walpurgis]

once it's stuffed

[struth]

Collar and cuffs

[cargar]

Buff the muff

[Marco]

likes it ruff

[struth]

In the buff

[Oddball]

cant get enough

[struth]

Of bareassed boxing

[Oddball]

slap ma boottie

[Marco]

rip her tights

[cargar]

get ona flight

[Oddball]

mile high club

[walpurgis]

big battle club

[Marco]

swing yer caber

[walpurgis]

and the sabre

[Oddball]

luv thy neighbour

[Marco]

by deflowering her

[struth]

In-front of her

[cargar]

pull out the

[Marco]

protuberant purple-veined walloper

[Oddball]

hand crank till

[struth]

Black and blue

[Marco]

I kicked her

[struth]

Tires, but didn't

[Oddball]

pump her hub

[mikeyb]

Hump her pub

[struth]

sup her ale

[Oddball]

blow her froth

[struth]

Drain her drain

[Marco]

dissolving the effluent

[sq225917]

Payment protection payout

[struth]

over the paantees

[walpurgis]

full of Piranhas

[struth]

sharp pointy teeth

[Puffin]

chew the beef

[Ninanina]

poor old cow

[struth]

maid her milky

[Ninanina]

but without smallpox

[walpurgis]

and nasty bigpox

[struth]

Caught in Jenners

[Ninanina]

big ol stockings

[struth]

called Nora specials

[Ninanina]

oh so wrinkly

[walpurgis]

and covering crinkly

[struth]

old tartan legs

[Marco]

spreadeagled for action

[Oddball]

stuffing the haggis

[Ninanina]

into animal stomach

[struth]

like burd seed

[Ninanina]

to be pecked

[struth]

in her box ;)

[twickers]

of mad frogs

[Marco]

with wobbly willies

[struth]

Jetsome then flopsome

[Oddball]

titties out for

[struth]

The naughy boys

[Oddball]

tugging their toys

[struth]

bouncing their balls

[Oddball]

polishing the tuds

[struth]

handling their flies

[Oddball]

oiling their zips

[Marco]

which conceal a

[struth]

bushy brer rabbit

[Marco]

sporting a stiffy

[Oddball]

looking for burrow

[cargar]

in her furrow

[Oddball]

ploughing right up

[struth]

to the hump

[Marco]

in her sump

[struth]

with your lump

[Oddball]

causing a bump

[Marco]

needs a jump

[struth]

aint getting one :eek:

[twickers]

just getting on

[Marco]

for a ride

[Oddball]

electric shocks inside

[struth]

Deterring only wise

[Oddball]

men with gifts

[Marco]

chocolate-flavoured condoms and

[struth]

big fat sausages

[Oddball]

and plum bags

[r100]

all nicely wrapped

[Marco]

inside cotton panties

[Oddball]

smelling of old

[The Black Adder]

Lint and Spangles

[struth]

taste medicinally good

[Oddball]

in nurses outfit

[r100]

with huge firm

[Marco]

surgical gloves, rubbing

[Oddball]

brass knockers and

[Anthony K]

cop a load

[Oddball]

in the eye

[Marco]

a creamy globule

[Oddball]

spafff like Spiderman

[cargar]

in Lycra tights

[Oddball]

and gimp mask

[struth]

zipety do dahs

[cargar]

girls in cars

[Marco]

flash their bras

[struth]

they forgot-to wear

[Marco]

tights or panties

[struth]

skidding on-the leather

[r100]

what about Spiderman ?

[Marco]

concealing a bulge

[struth]

isn't his bugle

[Oddball]

purple but frugal

[Marco]

the mature Gouda

[walpurgis]

offered to Budda

[Marco]

was highly pungent

[walpurgis]

used as unguent

[r100]

on Spidermans left

[Marco]

tit, beside the

[Oddball]

sticky web clinging

[Marco]

to the underside

[struth]

Of his pancake

[Marco]

recently polished to

[r100]

receive large loads

[Marco]

of Johnny's soda-cream

[cargar]

in his pie-hole

[r100]

until no more

[Marco]

would fit in

[struth]

to the crack

[cargar]

likes it slack

[Marco]

so does Jack

[struth]

in manky shack

[Oddball]

enduring climate change

[r100]

with plenty reserves

[Oddball]

and inflateable raft

[struth]

For bath time

[Marco]

molesting a rubber-duck

[struth]

With cotton buds

[Marco]

firmly inserted into

[struth]

Its quack hole

[Marco]

"Eeek", it screamed

[struth]

with his beak

[Marco]

"Take yer cotton-buds"

[struth]

from my ass

[Marco]

"You'll wear them"

[Oddball]

big old bird

[struth]

roasting no more

[Marco]

her giblets are

[struth]

not for fondling

[Marco]

just gently nibbling

[Oddball]

then stuffing full

[struth]

force, of nature

[walpurgis]

is a fart

[struth]

in hot tub

[Marco]

sniff the bubbles

[struth]

quickly become comatose

[Oddball]

light a match

[cargar]

better stand back

[struth]

Depth charges away

[Marco]

I've followed thru

[Oddball]

wading murky waters

[struth]

But slipping on

[cargar]

a giant strap-on

[Marco]

then beasting in

[Oddball]

call Dynarod now

[struth]

Send in-the clowns

[Marco]

visit TAS/HFS

[struth]

Never heard-of them:)

[Marco]

apparently they're 'forums'

[struth]

Appearances are sometimes

[Marco]

stuff of nightmares

[Oddball]

unlike Daymares which

[Marco]

are disturbingly real

[struth]

Mine scare others

[Marco]

because you're twisted

[struth]

Due-to 60's pop

[Marco]

and mini-skirt fantasies

[struth]

with no knickers:eyebrows:


(we sure knew what the world was coming to back then):lol:

[cargar]

suits city slicker's

[struth]

who wore sticky

[Oddball]

pants lined with

[twickers]

piss and shit

[walpurgis]

makes a smoothie

[Marco]

sook it up

[struth]

With your socks

[walpurgis]

worn over ears

[twickers]

causing a rash

[Marco]

on her gash

[twickers]

kiss it better

[Ninanina]

there there there....

[walpurgis]

and there too

[twickers]

three fingers in

[Marco]

space for more

[walpurgis]

in the hidey-hole

[Marco]

use yer fist

[walpurgis]

beyond the wrist

[cargar]

me rectum twitched

[Oddball]

must be bewitched

[Marco]

Lost my hand!

[struth]

Like Jimmy Shand

[cargar]

found a grand

[Oddball]

and a bandstand

[struth]

To showoff his

[Oddball]

shiny giant tuba

[Marco]

blow my bugle

[Puffin]

blow branford blow (bet you don't know which tune this line is from without googling:D)

[cargar]

Flow yellow snow

[struth]

cut and cauterise

[Marco]

drain the puss

[walpurgis]

wear a truss

[struth]

put plug back

[Marco]

a soggy Tampax

[struth]

unfortunately max-ed out

[Oddball]

in Spidermans Spaffshooter

[Marco]

fishy aromas pervade

[struth]

Disgusting behaviour continues;)

[walpurgis]

impervious to perversions

[r100]

well how spafftacular

[walpurgis]

futtocking old bottocks

[struth]

Naughty Wordsmith Purveyors

[Marco]

conceal menacing appendages

[r100]

that Hugenormous thing ?

[struth]

Needs a collar

[Marco]

to control it

[struth]

not-to lose it

[Marco]

or abuse it

[struth]

in her collar

[Marco]

control the bitch

[Oddball]

roger the witch

[struth]

got-out his broomstick

[Marco]

and spanked her

[twickers]

on both cheeks

[Marco]

before commencing cunnilingus

[twickers]

savour the brine

[Marco]

make her whine

[Oddball]

up for air

[struth]

and-an Icy stare

[Oddball]

as Spiderman wiped

[struth]

Off the gunk

[Oddball]

his heart sunk

[struth]

As has mine