Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Made in 1968]

Slice ya Yarbles

[mad-moon]

gotta have marbles

[Made in 1968]

Black eyed pea

[mad-moon]

Will I Am

[Vince]

Will you ain't

[AJSki2fly]

Well I am!

[Marco]

Woke-up with wood

[Vince]

Making bedroom tent

[struth]

tent blew over

[Marco]

after easing stiffness

[struth]

but opened-to elements

[walpurgis]

after huge fart

[struth]

still killing thousands

[AJSki2fly]

I’m the slime


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[prestonchipfryer]

with rampant desire

[struth]

melting face masks

[Vince]

Madame Tussards burning

[Marco]

and Betty's botox

[struth]

betty box films

[AJSki2fly]

Doctor at large

[Vince]

Nurse treats little

[AJSki2fly]

Rescue Sister Hatty

[struth]

nightingale of bedpans

[Marco]

slapped his stiffy

[struth]

Caused pressure rise

[Marco]

applied ice to

[struth]

soften nasty carbuncle

[Marco]

atop swollen Jap's-eye

[struth]

giving added thrill

[Marco]

to his sister

[struth]

the big trollop

[Marco]

fantasises about his

[prestonchipfryer]

wobbly drooping buttocks

[Marco]

, one day wishing

[Vince]

Dreams come true

[Made in 1968]

And sinks his

[struth]

Plug into hole

[Marco]

incest abounds in

[struth]

deep south engerland:eyebrows:

[Marco]

amongst chinless wonders

[AJSki2fly]

Sporrans at 50-paces[emoji4]

[struth]

my dangler's cold

[Marco]

rub it hard

[struth]

against a fanny

[Marco]

until you dribble

[Made in 1968]

Like-a Rabid dog

[Marco]

making her pant

[struth]

saying she cant

[Vince]

But......she can

[Made in 1968]

Too Right Baby

[Marco]

spying-a string, however

[mad-moon]

Crabs' bungee cord

[AJSki2fly]

Vertically bouncing about


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[struth]

Snowing like mad

[mad-moon]

Dan Druff Entertainments

[Made in 1968]

Bob the knob

[Vince]

Robert the Norbert

[AJSki2fly]

Adrian the Impaler


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[Marco]

Dan Druff Entertainments

DannyRough from-her hairy-muff

[Made in 1968]

deep sea diving

[struth]

Cockling her muscles

[mad-moon]

Sweet Molly's alone

[struth]

Except for merman

[mad-moon]

from the Munsters

[struth]

Big Irish lass

[Marco]

stunk of kippers

[Vince]

Lovely Arbroath Smokie

[struth]

buttered and pliant

[AJSki2fly]

Waiting to eat

[Marco]

her moist quim

[Made in 1968]

Like Turkey Caruncle

[AJSki2fly]

Moist fleshy bits


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[mad-moon]

Like chewed gum

[Made in 1968]

hard but sticky

[Vince]

Gorilla Glue touch

[struth]

gooey hand gel

[mad-moon]

Gooey gel handy

[Marco]

hand-shandy gooey gel

[Vince]

Five knuckle shuffle

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[Made in 1968]

A bucket load

[struth]

Old fashioned spritzer

[mad-moon]

Doesn't need gas

[struth]

Just some coke

[Made in 1968]

Snowflakes freezing me

[struth]

Causing icy nose

[AJSki2fly]

Skeleton down hill

[Marco]

drooping appendages

[Vince]

Sweet swinging low

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[mad-moon]

Like pear drops

[Marco]

or dew drops

[mad-moon]

pair of walnuts

[struth]

Cracked like owner

[mad-moon]

fuck the world

[struth]

Slowly and completely

[mad-moon]

It's gonna Happen

[struth]

Duck You sucker

[Marco]

succumb to infection

[Vince]

We're all doooomed!

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[struth]

Private Frasers privates

[mad-moon]

Who you kidding?

[struth]

vot is-your name

[Marco]

Betty Flick Beany

[struth]

apes a poppin'

[mad-moon]

Kentucky fried monkey

[struth]

hail to-the chimp

[AJSki2fly]

Hear no evil

[Marco]

ignore the wife

[AJSki2fly]

At your peril!!!

[mad-moon]

stay at home

[struth]

lock the door

[Vince]

Throw away key

[mad-moon]

That is dramatic

[struth]

Give in to

[mad-moon]

The Corona Effect

[struth]

Jugs and ammo

[mad-moon]

Tits and Arms

[struth]

Bums and bayonets

[Marco]

farts and frolics

[Marco]

The Corona Effect

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Select your flavour

[mad-moon]

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Select your flavour

Forget your troubles

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[struth]

in-your old kitbag

[mad-moon]

Smile, smile, smile

[mad-moon]

could get worse

[struth]

we wont reimburse

[Vince]

Out of guarantee

[mad-moon]

No buy backs

[AJSki2fly]

Use buyers remorse

[Vince]

Fit for purpose?

[Vince]

Built to fail?

[mad-moon]

gotta make money

[Marco]

by selling body

[mad-moon]

I'll get nowt

[Marco]

whereas sex Gods

[mad-moon]

sell sex goods

[AJSki2fly]

Looking for Eros


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[prestonchipfryer]

but remaining limp.

[Marco]

despite constant 'coaxing'

[prestonchipfryer]

Claudette fell asleep,

[Marco]

slowly rubbing her

[walpurgis]

crotch against his

[prestonchipfryer]

eager willing mouth.

[Marco]

but the smell

[Vince]

Nose clips mandatory

[Marco]

for filthy flanges

[struth]

of dickie dido

[mad-moon]

did dido die

[AJSki2fly]

Did Lola lie


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[Marco]

Did Sally squirt?

[Vince]

Yes.....it hurt

[mad-moon]

death toll doubled

[struth]

will double again

[Vince]

We're arl doooooomed

[struth]

or perhaps damned

[mad-moon]

we're all guilty

[struth]

Except the innocent

[mad-moon]

who were responsible

[Marco]

for releasing gaseous

[AJSki2fly]

Stinky methane parp

[struth]

Poisoning lower atmosphere

[Vince]

Causing global warming

[Marco]

via colon-roasting molecules

[struth]

Ghost or fart

[mad-moon]

Both from tart

[AJSki2fly]

Jan and treacle

[Marco]

Jan likes jumped

[struth]

whisky a go-go

[AJSki2fly]

Getz a Go-Go


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[mad-moon]

Leo Getz anything

[Vince]

Whadya ya want

[Marco]

Ma boz sooked

[Vince]

Keep on wishing

[Marco]

you're just shy:eyebrows:

[prestonchipfryer]

and very attractive.

[walpurgis]

but oddly scented

[Marco]

catch a whiff

[prestonchipfryer]

getting very stiff

[mad-moon]

you dirty boy

[Made in 1968]

Deluxe Bog Rolls

[Marco]

'catch' everything necessary

[struth]

Except the shit

[Made in 1968]

Remember wipe Front-to-back

[struth]

Don't wipe, pat

[Made in 1968]

Black'n'White cat

[Marco]

shat on mat

[struth]

Eaten by bat

[Vince]

Batman eats catwomen

[AJSki2fly]

Superman has Superwoman

[Marco]

Superwoman needs Supercock

[Vince]

Or Rampant Rabbit

[struth]

roger will cox

[prestonchipfryer]

clap, clap - pox

[AJSki2fly]

Jessica's unhappy bunny

[struth]

Dirtied her fud

[Vince]

Running down leg

[Made in 1968]

Pissing your self

[Marco]

soaking your nappy

[Vince]

Growing dark patch

[mad-moon]

where nothing lives

[Made in 1968]

apart from amoeba

[AJSki2fly]

Single cell thing

[Made in 1968]

Hi-Fi dudes share

[Marco]

gagging from fumes

[Made in 1968]

of Snake Oils

[struth]

King of queens

[mad-moon]

Big girls blouse

[struth]

Pulling it out

[mad-moon]

over knicker elastic

[AJSki2fly]

The final leap

[Made in 1968]

Er For Mankind

[Marco]

with her granny-pants

[struth]

ban intercontinental travel

[mad-moon]

I'll second that

[Marco]

ban vibrator batteries

[prestonchipfryer]

begin fingering now!

[walpurgis]

ah, guitar lessons

[struth]

Strumming or bumming

[Made in 1968]

:flasher: flashing ofc

[Vince]

Put on show

[Marco]

to tease OAPs

[Made in 1968]

with bog rolls

[AJSki2fly]

Arse wipes plenty

[Marco]

avoiding itchy bum

[Vince]

Keep it clean

[Made in 1968]

Use Anusol cream

[Vince]

Keep piles away

[Vince]

Grapes of wrath

[Vince]

Seat with care

[mad-moon]

Big soft shite

[Vince]

Blocked solid bog

[Made in 1968]

U Bend blocker

[Marco]

her big 'nappies'

[Made in 1968]

Squirt away dear

[Marco]

allowing 'Annie Always'

[mad-moon]

to breakfast time

[AJSki2fly]

Big mug tea


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[Marco]

time to pee

[Vince]

Sitting or standing?

[mad-moon]

Fucking stay indoors !

[struth]

scramble your eggs

[Marco]

fertilise those yolks

[struth]

Multiply your genes

[Vince]

Wranglers, Levi, Lee

[prestonchipfryer]

60in.-waist, 29 leg

[Marco]

after her diet

[prestonchipfryer]

of porky sausages

[Marco]

loves her man-meat

[struth]

Cocktails menu only

[mad-moon]

In your dreams

[AJSki2fly]

Wonderful HiFi nirvana

[Vince]

Reaching end game