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walpurgis
17-05-2018, 13:18
embarrassing dribbles everywhere
TheMooN
17-05-2018, 13:27
CN Baboon-Pube Hair
Cmarzot
17-05-2018, 16:30
transplanted on chin
walpurgis
17-05-2018, 16:31
of vicar's favourite
Cmarzot
17-05-2018, 17:28
meth lab technician
prsjnb
17-05-2018, 18:01
produces pyrotechnic hallucinogen
Puffin
17-05-2018, 18:26
and bang ugliness
Marco
17-05-2018, 18:30
inherited from Richard's
walpurgis
17-05-2018, 18:37
very peculiar bloodline
Puffin
17-05-2018, 18:53
of spermatozoatic pygmys
walpurgis
17-05-2018, 18:56
and Oz Munchkins
Puffin
17-05-2018, 19:03
whose beef profiteroles
Marco
17-05-2018, 19:06
played havoc with
walpurgis
17-05-2018, 19:07
the necessary autopsy
Puffin
17-05-2018, 19:11
when still alive
Pigmy Pony
17-05-2018, 20:34
a rude awakening
Puffin
17-05-2018, 20:42
from jimmy so-vile
User211
17-05-2018, 21:56
Arrest entire forum
walpurgis
17-05-2018, 22:00
big custardy sweet
mad-moon
17-05-2018, 22:03
just inside his
walpurgis
17-05-2018, 22:12
tumbledown garden shed
mad-moon
17-05-2018, 22:31
made from head
walpurgis
17-05-2018, 22:35
master's disassembled remains
mad-moon
18-05-2018, 09:29
no disassemble grasshopper
Cmarzot
18-05-2018, 10:14
found by psychic
Marco
18-05-2018, 12:09
Meg. Manky, but
TheMooN
18-05-2018, 12:12
Smallman Eric Syndrome
Marco
18-05-2018, 12:24
Poor Mr Inadequate
mad-moon
18-05-2018, 17:33
shorter than most
Marco
18-05-2018, 18:07
poorly 'hung', and
Puffin
18-05-2018, 18:08
gut wrenching stench
walpurgis
18-05-2018, 18:15
and bollock itch
Puffin
18-05-2018, 18:16
scratch 'n sniff
Marco
18-05-2018, 18:16
yer cheesy balls!
walpurgis
18-05-2018, 18:18
matron has cure
Puffin
18-05-2018, 18:25
last will &testacle
walpurgis
18-05-2018, 18:27
before public shitdipping
Puffin
18-05-2018, 18:41
and cock punch
Cmarzot
18-05-2018, 19:43
spiked with rum
TheMooN
18-05-2018, 20:17
Rickys Wee Mongs
mad-moon
18-05-2018, 22:10
sucking on bongs
Yomanze
18-05-2018, 22:15
After running out
walpurgis
18-05-2018, 22:31
through french-windows screaming
mad-moon
18-05-2018, 22:35
Skunk..bastard skunk
walpurgis
18-05-2018, 22:42
a joint effort
mad-moon
19-05-2018, 05:44
spliffing old bean
Cmarzot
19-05-2018, 09:23
everyday at 4:20
walpurgis
19-05-2018, 09:27
steamtrain puffs by
User211
19-05-2018, 14:13
legalise the government
walpurgis
19-05-2018, 14:15
using a gallows
User211
19-05-2018, 14:22
& hot rectal poker
walpurgis
19-05-2018, 15:17
to uphold tradition
User211
19-05-2018, 17:38
and gentleman's honour
User211
19-05-2018, 17:42
like Edward II (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_II_of_England)
Cmarzot
19-05-2018, 20:08
royal butt buddy
mad-moon
19-05-2018, 20:46
King of rears
walpurgis
19-05-2018, 20:50
charged with arse-on
mad-moon
19-05-2018, 21:41
plugged into mains
walpurgis
19-05-2018, 21:49
quick as-a flash
Marco
19-05-2018, 22:32
her panties are-off!
walpurgis
19-05-2018, 22:35
to a flying-start
mad-moon
20-05-2018, 09:50
In microlite tights
Pigmy Pony
20-05-2018, 17:37
Meg and Smeghead
Marco
20-05-2018, 20:15
enjoy their bestiality
walpurgis
20-05-2018, 20:29
poke a porker
Marco
20-05-2018, 20:31
gobble a donkey
walpurgis
20-05-2018, 20:36
bang a bat
mad-moon
20-05-2018, 21:53
pug a pigmy
Marco
21-05-2018, 07:30
pump a penguin
mad-moon
21-05-2018, 09:50
after pick up
Cmarzot
21-05-2018, 09:54
Shackleton's flightless lover
Marco
21-05-2018, 14:40
was a snide-ride
Cmarzot
21-05-2018, 16:24
and smelled fishy
Marco
21-05-2018, 16:26
flaps need rinsed
Cmarzot
21-05-2018, 16:42
for cleaner flap-jobs
Puffin
21-05-2018, 18:17
contact aileron john
mad-moon
21-05-2018, 20:04
"v" for victory
Marco
21-05-2018, 20:06
her V-shaped bush
walpurgis
21-05-2018, 20:10
a stubbly brazilian
Marco
21-05-2018, 20:10
needs a final-buff
TheMooN
21-05-2018, 20:49
Pet Mong Pack
walpurgis
21-05-2018, 21:34
camouflage army knickers
mad-moon
21-05-2018, 22:09
Can't see them
Marco
22-05-2018, 09:20
for the hairs
walpurgis
22-05-2018, 09:22
and the rabbits
Marco
22-05-2018, 09:28
batteries not included
Cmarzot
22-05-2018, 09:58
one-size fits all
Marco
22-05-2018, 10:08
even the most-abused
mad-moon
22-05-2018, 13:39
like wizard's sleeve
walpurgis
22-05-2018, 14:08
and trouser leg
mad-moon
22-05-2018, 22:58
dustbin and backlane
Cmarzot
23-05-2018, 07:59
make deposit here
walpurgis
23-05-2018, 13:14
in underbed potty
Marco
23-05-2018, 14:13
squeeze-out a stinker
walpurgis
23-05-2018, 14:22
show to matron
Marco
23-05-2018, 14:47
to admire and
walpurgis
23-05-2018, 15:10
daub over vicar's
Cmarzot
23-05-2018, 15:45
equestrian penis photos
walpurgis
23-05-2018, 16:17
a little hoarse
Cmarzot
23-05-2018, 17:09
from deep-throat action
Marco
23-05-2018, 17:13
gobble it whole
mad-moon
23-05-2018, 20:09
a salty lolly
Cmarzot
23-05-2018, 20:10
Said top to bottom
Marco
23-05-2018, 20:19
drain his balls
TheMooN
23-05-2018, 20:31
Commanded Lardy Dung
mad-moon
23-05-2018, 23:50
the giant beetle
Marco
24-05-2018, 07:05
with minuscule penis
prestonchipfryer
24-05-2018, 07:54
needs helping hand
Marco
24-05-2018, 08:02
a wee 'rub'
walpurgis
24-05-2018, 08:12
from matron's hand
Marco
24-05-2018, 08:13
heavily calloused, but
Cmarzot
24-05-2018, 09:35
with proper pressure
walpurgis
24-05-2018, 09:38
bandages wrapped around
Marco
24-05-2018, 10:16
the bulbous bell-end
walpurgis
24-05-2018, 10:22
somewhat tattered after
Marco
24-05-2018, 10:36
some red-hot wrist-action
mad-moon
24-05-2018, 11:56
from Merchant Banker
walpurgis
24-05-2018, 12:40
suffering from canker
TheMooN
24-05-2018, 13:25
Shun stop Whining
Marco
24-05-2018, 13:30
like an inadequate
TheMooN
24-05-2018, 15:18
Bitchy wee Scrote
Marco
24-05-2018, 15:24
and get-a life
TheMooN
24-05-2018, 15:27
Small appendage syndrome
walpurgis
24-05-2018, 15:34
it's severe dinkydickitis
TheMooN
24-05-2018, 15:37
In-house of Mong
Marco
24-05-2018, 15:37
where the pong
walpurgis
24-05-2018, 15:42
is awfully strong
TheMooN
24-05-2018, 15:42
Coz of Dung
walpurgis
24-05-2018, 15:43
and assorted shite
TheMooN
24-05-2018, 15:45
Turds ofa feather
TheMooN
24-05-2018, 15:45
They float together
walpurgis
24-05-2018, 15:50
shitwrecked on reef
Cmarzot
24-05-2018, 16:20
welcome, turd island
TheMooN
24-05-2018, 17:13
Queen of Dung
Cmarzot
24-05-2018, 18:03
Duke of dookies
Pigmy Pony
24-05-2018, 21:50
hosepipe ban soon
mad-moon
24-05-2018, 22:31
from cat shit
Cmarzot
25-05-2018, 09:41
purr for rain
mad-moon
25-05-2018, 19:41
down tiger, down
Cmarzot
25-05-2018, 22:10
double flush required
walpurgis
25-05-2018, 23:17
shit dribbles staining
Roy S
25-05-2018, 23:37
the delicate silk
walpurgis
26-05-2018, 09:49
strait jacket worn
Marco
26-05-2018, 14:28
by convicted rapists
walpurgis
26-05-2018, 18:49
even more skeletons
struth
26-05-2018, 19:20
On the bones
Cmarzot
26-05-2018, 20:19
he commanded her
Marco
26-05-2018, 21:58
to gobble-his girth
walpurgis
26-05-2018, 21:58
shove it-up sideways
Cmarzot
26-05-2018, 22:11
opened-up nasty fissure
walpurgis
26-05-2018, 22:17
leading to hell
Cmarzot
26-05-2018, 22:43
of good time
walpurgis
26-05-2018, 22:44
introducing vicar to-strippers
Cmarzot
27-05-2018, 11:14
at royal wedding
TheMooN
27-05-2018, 13:11
Baboon hair Sycophantary
Marco
27-05-2018, 16:45
cause stubborn skidmarks
walpurgis
27-05-2018, 17:27
down Nannie's frillies
Marco
27-05-2018, 17:28
all 'chocolatey' and
walpurgis
27-05-2018, 17:31
whiffing badly like
struth
27-05-2018, 17:51
Smouldering old plastic
walpurgis
27-05-2018, 17:54
incontinence pants worn
Puffin
28-05-2018, 08:14
like brenda gristlebitch
Puffin
28-05-2018, 18:10
full thrust applied
struth
28-05-2018, 18:59
Big wobble bottom
Marco
28-05-2018, 19:36
straddle her saddlebags
prestonchipfryer
28-05-2018, 20:19
flick her flaps
Puffin
28-05-2018, 20:23
whilst snorting horseradish
mad-moon
28-05-2018, 20:29
a hot tip
Cmarzot
28-05-2018, 21:23
exploding upon re-entry
walpurgis
28-05-2018, 22:04
a misguided misslie
Marco
28-05-2018, 22:33
a nicely-marbled jobby
walpurgis
28-05-2018, 22:35
splendidly showcased by-mayor
Marco
28-05-2018, 22:42
after the canapés
Cmarzot
28-05-2018, 23:11
then self purged
walpurgis
28-05-2018, 23:12
or can-of peas
Puffin
29-05-2018, 06:19
or suckle poison
Marco
29-05-2018, 07:06
sook the juice
struth
29-05-2018, 07:16
from cheeks-of shame
Marco
29-05-2018, 07:27
caked with cack
struth
29-05-2018, 07:29
from big mac
walpurgis
29-05-2018, 07:45
wearing small raincoat
Puffin
29-05-2018, 07:56
and cherry tomatoes
walpurgis
29-05-2018, 08:07
on cocktail sticks
Cmarzot
29-05-2018, 09:58
inserted with care
walpurgis
29-05-2018, 10:02
firmly hammered home
Puffin
29-05-2018, 12:04
it's not natural!
Marco
29-05-2018, 12:05
your ball size
struth
29-05-2018, 12:35
Suits you madam
walpurgis
29-05-2018, 12:41
said Bishop bending
Puffin
29-05-2018, 14:04
in attempt-to curate
Cmarzot
29-05-2018, 16:53
the sinless whore
walpurgis
29-05-2018, 22:02
requested a shag
Marco
29-05-2018, 22:05
from a passing
struth
29-05-2018, 22:06
Emptying his pipe
Cmarzot
30-05-2018, 13:55
into love canal
Marco
30-05-2018, 15:42
unvisited for centuries
walpurgis
30-05-2018, 15:50
languishing in cemeteries
struth
30-05-2018, 16:05
beside the copse
walpurgis
30-05-2018, 16:24
eating cucumber sarnies
Marco
30-05-2018, 16:37
whilst molesting-a cadaver
struth
30-05-2018, 16:55
with sticky bun
walpurgis
30-05-2018, 16:57
shaped like-a bum
struth
30-05-2018, 17:19
reeking like lum
Cmarzot
30-05-2018, 17:38
beaten with devilstick
Marco
30-05-2018, 18:12
causing sexual excitement
walpurgis
30-05-2018, 18:18
to matron's patients
Marco
30-05-2018, 18:24
'tented' sheets on-beds
struth
30-05-2018, 19:23
For serial bedwetters
Marco
30-05-2018, 19:35
unable to control
walpurgis
30-05-2018, 19:39
incredibly powerful fart-attack
struth
30-05-2018, 19:41
with faulty nappies
walpurgis
30-05-2018, 19:51
seriously compromised gussets
Cmarzot
30-05-2018, 19:54
nurse ratched's revenge
Marco
30-05-2018, 20:04
on limp cocks
walpurgis
30-05-2018, 20:17
and lively chickens
Marco
30-05-2018, 21:06
look a turtle-head!
walpurgis
30-05-2018, 22:02
in hardcore prawn
Cmarzot
31-05-2018, 09:54
shrimp cock "tale"
Marco
31-05-2018, 10:10
Life's inadequates should
Puffin
31-05-2018, 11:27
become more adequate
TheMooN
31-05-2018, 12:24
Inadequate Little Eric
walpurgis
31-05-2018, 12:36
the viking's battleaxe
Marco
31-05-2018, 16:51
henpecked at work/home
struth
31-05-2018, 17:01
Bust his phut-phut
TheMooN
31-05-2018, 17:07
Waving To Mong
struth
31-05-2018, 17:24
his Welsh sheep
TheMooN
31-05-2018, 17:31
Doctors Little Pets
Marco
31-05-2018, 17:38
amounted to nothing
struth
31-05-2018, 17:40
but mounted anyway
Marco
31-05-2018, 18:49
displaying sad-bastard syndrome
walpurgis
31-05-2018, 19:20
enjoys cack jokes
Marco
31-05-2018, 19:28
to ingratiate himself
Puffin
31-05-2018, 19:34
to squiffy gobshites
Marco
31-05-2018, 19:37
lacking a life
Cmarzot
01-06-2018, 16:06
uses blowup doll
Marco
01-06-2018, 16:18
as his only
Puffin
01-06-2018, 16:59
one trick pony
walpurgis
01-06-2018, 17:11
with brainwashed acolytes
Puffin
01-06-2018, 18:43
and charged electrolytes
Cmarzot
01-06-2018, 19:34
for all-night action
walpurgis
01-06-2018, 19:38
jim-jams 'n cocoa
Marco
01-06-2018, 19:48
no nookie for-inadequates
Cmarzot
02-06-2018, 09:24
membership is limited
Marco
02-06-2018, 09:32
to risible failures
Puffin
02-06-2018, 09:33
and everyone regardless
walpurgis
02-06-2018, 09:46
of weird hang-ups
Marco
02-06-2018, 09:52
'get-a-life', says
walpurgis
02-06-2018, 09:57
Naughty Nancy to
TheMooN
02-06-2018, 11:29
Be Compost Soon
mad-moon
02-06-2018, 11:56
The Grim Reaper