Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[walpurgis]

embarrassing dribbles everywhere

[TheMooN]

CN Baboon-Pube Hair

[Cmarzot]

transplanted on chin

[walpurgis]

of vicar's favourite

[Cmarzot]

meth lab technician

[prsjnb]

produces pyrotechnic hallucinogen

[Puffin]

and bang ugliness

[Marco]

inherited from Richard's

[walpurgis]

very peculiar bloodline

[Puffin]

of spermatozoatic pygmys

[walpurgis]

and Oz Munchkins

[Puffin]

whose beef profiteroles

[Marco]

played havoc with

[walpurgis]

the necessary autopsy

[Puffin]

when still alive

[Pigmy Pony]

a rude awakening

[Puffin]

from jimmy so-vile

[User211]

Arrest entire forum

[walpurgis]

big custardy sweet

[mad-moon]

just inside his

[walpurgis]

tumbledown garden shed

[mad-moon]

made from head

[walpurgis]

master's disassembled remains

[mad-moon]

no disassemble grasshopper

[Cmarzot]

found by psychic

[Marco]

Meg. Manky, but

[TheMooN]

Smallman Eric Syndrome

[Marco]

Poor Mr Inadequate

[mad-moon]

shorter than most

[Marco]

poorly 'hung', and

[Puffin]

gut wrenching stench

[walpurgis]

and bollock itch

[Puffin]

scratch 'n sniff

[Marco]

yer cheesy balls!

[walpurgis]

matron has cure

[Puffin]

last will &testacle

[walpurgis]

before public shitdipping

[Puffin]

and cock punch

[Cmarzot]

spiked with rum

[TheMooN]

Rickys Wee Mongs

[mad-moon]

sucking on bongs

[Yomanze]

After running out

[walpurgis]

through french-windows screaming

[mad-moon]

Skunk..bastard skunk

[walpurgis]

a joint effort

[mad-moon]

spliffing old bean

[Cmarzot]

everyday at 4:20

[walpurgis]

steamtrain puffs by

[User211]

legalise the government

[walpurgis]

using a gallows

[User211]

& hot rectal poker

[walpurgis]

to uphold tradition

[User211]

and gentleman's honour

[User211]

like Edward II (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_II_of_England)

[Cmarzot]

royal butt buddy

[mad-moon]

King of rears

[walpurgis]

charged with arse-on

[mad-moon]

plugged into mains

[walpurgis]

quick as-a flash

[Marco]

her panties are-off!

[walpurgis]

to a flying-start

[mad-moon]

In microlite tights

[Pigmy Pony]

Meg and Smeghead

[Marco]

enjoy their bestiality

[walpurgis]

poke a porker

[Marco]

gobble a donkey

[walpurgis]

bang a bat

[mad-moon]

pug a pigmy

[Marco]

pump a penguin

[mad-moon]

after pick up

[Cmarzot]

Shackleton's flightless lover

[Marco]

was a snide-ride

[Cmarzot]

and smelled fishy

[Marco]

flaps need rinsed

[Cmarzot]

for cleaner flap-jobs

[Puffin]

contact aileron john

[mad-moon]

"v" for victory

[Marco]

her V-shaped bush

[walpurgis]

a stubbly brazilian

[Marco]

needs a final-buff

[TheMooN]

Pet Mong Pack

[walpurgis]

camouflage army knickers

[mad-moon]

Can't see them

[Marco]

for the hairs

[walpurgis]

and the rabbits

[Marco]

batteries not included

[Cmarzot]

one-size fits all

[Marco]

even the most-abused

[mad-moon]

like wizard's sleeve

[walpurgis]

and trouser leg

[mad-moon]

dustbin and backlane

[Cmarzot]

make deposit here

[walpurgis]

in underbed potty

[Marco]

squeeze-out a stinker

[walpurgis]

show to matron

[Marco]

to admire and

[walpurgis]

daub over vicar's

[Cmarzot]

equestrian penis photos

[walpurgis]

a little hoarse

[Cmarzot]

from deep-throat action

[Marco]

gobble it whole

[mad-moon]

a salty lolly

[Cmarzot]

Said top to bottom

[Marco]

drain his balls

[TheMooN]

Commanded Lardy Dung

[mad-moon]

the giant beetle

[Marco]

with minuscule penis

[prestonchipfryer]

needs helping hand

[Marco]

a wee 'rub'

[walpurgis]

from matron's hand

[Marco]

heavily calloused, but

[Cmarzot]

with proper pressure

[walpurgis]

bandages wrapped around

[Marco]

the bulbous bell-end

[walpurgis]

somewhat tattered after

[Marco]

some red-hot wrist-action

[mad-moon]

from Merchant Banker

[walpurgis]

suffering from canker

[TheMooN]

Shun stop Whining

[Marco]

like an inadequate

[TheMooN]

Bitchy wee Scrote

[Marco]

and get-a life

[TheMooN]

Small appendage syndrome

[walpurgis]

it's severe dinkydickitis

[TheMooN]

In-house of Mong

[Marco]

where the pong

[walpurgis]

is awfully strong

[TheMooN]

Coz of Dung

[walpurgis]

and assorted shite

[TheMooN]

Turds ofa feather

[TheMooN]

They float together

[walpurgis]

shitwrecked on reef

[Cmarzot]

welcome, turd island

[TheMooN]

Queen of Dung

[Cmarzot]

Duke of dookies

[Pigmy Pony]

hosepipe ban soon

[mad-moon]

from cat shit

[Cmarzot]

purr for rain

[mad-moon]

down tiger, down

[Cmarzot]

double flush required

[walpurgis]

shit dribbles staining

[Roy S]

the delicate silk

[walpurgis]

strait jacket worn

[Marco]

by convicted rapists

[walpurgis]

even more skeletons

[struth]

On the bones

[Cmarzot]

he commanded her

[Marco]

to gobble-his girth

[walpurgis]

shove it-up sideways

[Cmarzot]

opened-up nasty fissure

[walpurgis]

leading to hell

[Cmarzot]

of good time

[walpurgis]

introducing vicar to-strippers

[Cmarzot]

at royal wedding

[TheMooN]

Baboon hair Sycophantary

[Marco]

cause stubborn skidmarks

[walpurgis]

down Nannie's frillies

[Marco]

all 'chocolatey' and

[walpurgis]

whiffing badly like

[struth]

Smouldering old plastic

[walpurgis]

incontinence pants worn

[Puffin]

like brenda gristlebitch

[Puffin]

full thrust applied

[struth]

Big wobble bottom

[Marco]

straddle her saddlebags

[prestonchipfryer]

flick her flaps

[Puffin]

whilst snorting horseradish

[mad-moon]

a hot tip

[Cmarzot]

exploding upon re-entry

[walpurgis]

a misguided misslie

[Marco]

a nicely-marbled jobby

[walpurgis]

splendidly showcased by-mayor

[Marco]

after the canapés

[Cmarzot]

then self purged

[walpurgis]

or can-of peas

[Puffin]

or suckle poison

[Marco]

sook the juice

[struth]

from cheeks-of shame

[Marco]

caked with cack

[struth]

from big mac

[walpurgis]

wearing small raincoat

[Puffin]

and cherry tomatoes

[walpurgis]

on cocktail sticks

[Cmarzot]

inserted with care

[walpurgis]

firmly hammered home

[Puffin]

it's not natural!

[Marco]

your ball size

[struth]

Suits you madam

[walpurgis]

said Bishop bending

[Puffin]

in attempt-to curate

[Cmarzot]

the sinless whore

[walpurgis]

requested a shag

[Marco]

from a passing

[struth]

Emptying his pipe

[Cmarzot]

into love canal

[Marco]

unvisited for centuries

[walpurgis]

languishing in cemeteries

[struth]

beside the copse

[walpurgis]

eating cucumber sarnies

[Marco]

whilst molesting-a cadaver

[struth]

with sticky bun

[walpurgis]

shaped like-a bum

[struth]

reeking like lum

[Cmarzot]

beaten with devilstick

[Marco]

causing sexual excitement

[walpurgis]

to matron's patients

[Marco]

'tented' sheets on-beds

[struth]

For serial bedwetters

[Marco]

unable to control

[walpurgis]

incredibly powerful fart-attack

[struth]

with faulty nappies

[walpurgis]

seriously compromised gussets

[Cmarzot]

nurse ratched's revenge

[Marco]

on limp cocks

[walpurgis]

and lively chickens

[Marco]

look a turtle-head!

[walpurgis]

in hardcore prawn

[Cmarzot]

shrimp cock "tale"

[Marco]

Life's inadequates should

[Puffin]

become more adequate

[TheMooN]

Inadequate Little Eric

[walpurgis]

the viking's battleaxe

[Marco]

henpecked at work/home

[struth]

Bust his phut-phut

[TheMooN]

Waving To Mong

[struth]

his Welsh sheep

[TheMooN]

Doctors Little Pets

[Marco]

amounted to nothing

[struth]

but mounted anyway

[Marco]

displaying sad-bastard syndrome

[walpurgis]

enjoys cack jokes

[Marco]

to ingratiate himself

[Puffin]

to squiffy gobshites

[Marco]

lacking a life

[Cmarzot]

uses blowup doll

[Marco]

as his only

[Puffin]

one trick pony

[walpurgis]

with brainwashed acolytes

[Puffin]

and charged electrolytes

[Cmarzot]

for all-night action

[walpurgis]

jim-jams 'n cocoa

[Marco]

no nookie for-inadequates

[Cmarzot]

membership is limited

[Marco]

to risible failures

[Puffin]

and everyone regardless

[walpurgis]

of weird hang-ups

[Marco]

'get-a-life', says

[walpurgis]

Naughty Nancy to

[TheMooN]

Be Compost Soon

[mad-moon]

The Grim Reaper