Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Ninanina]

and the front

[struth]

just needs buffing:eek:

[Marco]

with angle grinder

[Ninanina]

that sounds rough

[struth]

may cause stiffness

[Marco]

some stubborn 'tufts'

[struth]

need the jigsaw

[Ninanina]

cut bits off

[The Black Adder]

Boil em up

[Oddball]

hubble bubble toil

[struth]

make some stovies

[The Black Adder]

crispy nipple chips

[Ninanina]

sounds so painful

[Marco]

ease it by

[struth]

rubbing fluids gently

[Ninanina]

against your bits

[struth]

but not glue

[Marco]

man 'glue' imminent...

[The Black Adder]

launch Thunderbird 3!

[struth]

in little spurts

[Marco]

from big bulb

[struth]

growing out sideways

[The Black Adder]

until it popps

[Marco]

get some icecubes

[struth]

Into your underpants

[Ninanina]

That'll shrink it

[struth]

or stiffen it

[Ninanina]

that might happen

[struth]

alas also brittle

[Ninanina]

so will shatter

[Marco]

Bev seems experienced! :eyebrows:

[struth]

warming up slowly

[Ninanina]

is best way

[Marco]

girth or length?

[Ninanina]

I'll take both... :eek:

[struth]

technique is paramount

[Ninanina]

without it's nothing..

[struth]

but-a pain in

[Ninanina]

bum to perfect.

[struth]

enjoyable practice though:eyebrows:

[Ninanina]

nice to try

[struth]

better to succeed

[Oddball]

failings no good

[struth]

hence the braces

[Oddball]

on me teeth

[Ninanina]

to sieve bits

[struth]

instead of m'pants

[Oddball]

of bat turds

[struth]

i prefer silks

[Oddball]

especially those kimonos

[struth]

they're so cool

[Oddball]

for mincing around

[Marco]

like a hoofter

[The Black Adder]

from planet Jupiter

[struth]

Shaped like Uranus;)

[Marco]

fat-bottomed girls

[struth]

Big juicy peaches

[vegman1973]

Day of tomorrow [emoji41]

[Oddball]

bike seat rubbing

[Ninanina]

and Honda vibration...

[struth]

Therapy gives satisfaction

[Ninanina]

to the parts

[struth]

other therapies cannot

[Ninanina]

reach at all..

[struth]

hands on approach..

[Marco]

wrap yer palms

[struth]

in stingie nettles

[The Black Adder]

nasty botty stings

[struth]

causing red blisters

[Marco]

on purple helmets

[struth]

making it mauve

[Ninanina]

my favourite colour..

[Marco]

of Lycra knickers

[Ninanina]

oh the Lycra.. :eek:

[Marco]

close-fitting is best

[Oddball]

for getting sterilised

[Ninanina]

bless your parts... :D

[Marco]

for they've sinned

[Ninanina]

naughty little bits..

[Marco]

for getting horny

[Ninanina]

but that's good...

[Marco]

providing any stiffness

[The Black Adder]

is dealt with

[Ninanina]

is quickly reduced...

[The Black Adder]

thinking of england

[Ninanina]

instead of EU.....

[Marco]

is bound to

[Ninanina]

make you smile...

[Marco]

just like when

[Ninanina]

I had trouble...

[Marco]

getting boots off

[Ninanina]

a tight squeeze...

[Marco]

pull hard and

[Ninanina]

they will pop...

[Marco]

off your feet

[Ninanina]

into your face.....

[Marco]

the pain is

[Ninanina]

just so hurty...

[struth]

go tell mummy

[Ninanina]

make it better...

[struth]

Kiss it please

[Ninanina]

that'd do it..

[struth]

works for me

[Ninanina]

does the trick...

[struth]

Actress said-to bishop

[Ninanina]

she would know...

[struth]

being a professional:eyebrows:

[Ninanina]

in these things...

[struth]

and other things

[Ninanina]

all very naughty...

[struth]

naughty but nice

[Ninanina]

I it is...

[struth]

spice of life

[Ninanina]

the only way...

[struth]

to inner happiness

[Ninanina]

is so nice...

[struth]

better than nastiness

[Ninanina]

nastiness is bad...

[struth]

Tina Charles song

[Ninanina]

not heard of...

[struth]

I love-to-love song

[Ninanina]

that I know

[Marco]

get a room... ;)

[Audio Al]

I love-to-love song

Not three words

[struth]

blow me akiss

[Oddball]

need some bromide

[struth]

I am immune

[Marco]

from random erections

[struth]

and random ejections

[Marco]

mopped up by

[struth]

a sucking squeegee

[Oddball]

type of flange

[struth]

Located near rear

[Oddball]

used parking lot

[struth]

Causing a blockage

[Ninanina]

need to clear

[struth]

out the passageway

[Ninanina]

to breath easily

[struth]

clean and fresh

[Ninanina]

like pure silk...

[struth]

nights in satin

[Ninanina]

are best memories

[struth]

ah, precious memories

[Marco]

pre-Viagra, when

[struth]

a stiff one...

[Marco]

was the norm

[Ninanina]

in the pub...

[struth]

as the waitress

[Ninanina]

touched you up..... :eek:

[struth]

at hatch area

[Marco]

'Wotcha got here?'

[she said]

[Ninanina]

not very much..

[he said!]

[struth]

does it bite

(says she)

[Marco]

it's my trouser-snake

[said he]

[Ninanina]

he's out again..

[he said !]

[struth]

careful, he spits

[Ninanina]

naughty little snaky...

[don't know who said that !! :D]

[struth]

maybe snakey himself :lol:


(used to be called hissing Sid, but now just pissing Sid):D

[Marco]

knows some tricks

[struth]

Needs some attention

[Ninanina]

that get attention..

[struth]

Nurse, nurse, please.....

[Ninanina]

keep doing that...

[Marco]

and you'll get

[struth]

something up-the bum:eek:

[Marco]

during bed baths

[struth]

keeps you smiling

[Ninanina]

and then some..

[struth]

:D

tears and fears

[Marco]

as the gloves

[struth]

stretch, causing eyes

[vegman1973]

Fair to expensive

[struth]

Contact lens-ed ones

[Ninanina]

I wear them..

[Oddball]

and moi aussi

[Ninanina]

That's so French...

[struth]

As is France

[Ninanina]

love the French

[struth]

teachers of kissing

[Ninanina]

that's so erotic

[Marco]

La chaleur-de-ta-coeur

[twickers]

girlfriends left me

[Ninanina]

so sorry Paul..

[twickers]

She'll be back..:nono::confused::)

[Ninanina]

let's hope so...

[struth]

forgot her handbag

[Marco]

with vibrator inside

[struth]

fully charged up

[Ninanina]

ready to go.....

[r100]

encapsuled in sirup

[Marco]

bean is quivering

[struth]

buzzing very slowly

[r100]

no go faster

[Ninanina]

no be gentle..

[Marco]

slow, to tease

[r100]

what i meant

[Marco]

the outside of

[r100]

the inside, yeah

[Marco]

whilst rubbing tits

[r100]

In erratic motion

[Ninanina]

just too much... ;)

[Marco]

I know secrets

[r100]

rubbing going on

[Marco]

girls love rubbing

[r100]

out of sync

[r100]

me ee too

[struth]

I take Bromide

[rdpx]

West Bromide Albion

[Marco]

are diddy team

[struth]

often called-the Saggies;)

[Marco]

because of their

[r100]

membership of a

[struth]

group of nuts

[Ninanina]

you need nuts...

[struth]

whole hazel nuts

[Ninanina]

Cadbury's take dem..

[Andrei]

an' bakes dem

[Ninanina]

and covers dem...

[Andrei]

...elza with dem

[struth]

sweetly scented cream

[Ninanina]

what squirty cream ??

[struth]

cream of kings

[Ninanina]

that sounds kinky...

[struth]

a royal whipping?

[Ninanina]

Of Prince Charles...

[struth]

at Cumilla's hands

[Ninanina]

I loathe him...

[struth]

so does queeny (it would seem)

[Ninanina]

queeny is correct..

[struth]

up the queens :eek:

[Ninanina]

that's so true...

[struth]

except for Ranavalona

[Ninanina]

she was bad...

[struth]

Flashman would agree :eyebrows:

[Ninanina]

I think so...

[struth]

he is outrageous

[Ninanina]

as is she..

[Marco]

needs a ride

[Oddball]

on an omnibus

[struth]

punch her ticket

[Oddball]

ring that bell

[struth]

Ding, Dong .. she's .....

[Marco]

moist and ready

[struth]

gun her motor

[Oddball]

lube the crankshaft

[struth]

spin her flywheel

[leg7]

Am I being a pain by pointing out that you're not playing it right?!!
The next three words are supposed to start with the last three letters of the previous post; like this

Spin her flywheel

Electric eels live

I'm very eccentric

geddit!??

[Marco]

That's not how we play it, 'Clare'.

[Ninanina]

clean the dipstick..

[struth]

Then throttle away