Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[twickers]

nuts need servicing

[r100]

so it goes

[The Black Adder]

up your nose

[pjdowns]

Snorty snort snort

[audio39]

until it hurts

[Marco]

slap yer sack

[Yomanze]

On her crack

[Puffin]

like Billy Bumcheese

[Ninanina]

sick sooo sick... :stalks:

[Jonboy]

Choke the chicken

[RobbieGong]

water the lawn

[prestonchipfryer]

wet and frothy

[Marco]

like helmet cheese

[jollyfix]

wet and sloppy

[r100]

helm et cheese ?

[Roy S]

Brie de Melun

[Marco]

flavouring your balls

[r100]

ahhh ! de Melun !

[r100]

no ! come on !!

[prestonchipfryer]

show your mound

[Marco]

framed with hair

[jollyfix]

enter below there

[prestonchipfryer]

the slippery cavern

[twickers]

smell the brine

[Straff]

Jarble the pilgarlic.

[Puffin]

slap his head

[jollyfix]

jiggle the danglers

[Straff]

Behold, parbreaking acrocephalic!

[Marco]

head-butt the fucker!

[prestonchipfryer]

in the ganglies

[Straff]

Massaging my cremaster

[pjdowns]

Oh er matron

[RobbieGong]

open up wide

[jollyfix]

don't be shy

[Straff]

Insert your fleam

[prestonchipfryer]

and then cream

[Puffin]

:eek::mental::D

[Marco]

Look, there's farty-arse! :wave:

[prestonchipfryer]

brown streaked pants

[Puffin]

:eek::eek::eek:

[Marco]

brown streaked pants

with clots in

[Puffin]

idiots need not

[pjdowns]

Yay Puffin's here :)

[Marco]

let's eat him

[prestonchipfryer]

gobble, gobble, gobble

[Marco]

eat, not suck! :eyebrows:

[prestonchipfryer]

mmmmmmm, munch, munch

[Marco]

bagsie the spleen!

[prestonchipfryer]

with whipped cream?

[Puffin]

you naughty boys

[Marco]

fit for spanking

[prestonchipfryer]

your wobbly arse

[Puffin]

passes gas pellets

[RobbieGong]

wobbling curvaceous cheeks

[Marco]

arouse thoughts of

[r100]

mother in law

[r100]

passing the jelly

[Puffin]

devilishly putrid, but

[Marco]

sophisticatedly scented, with

[Puffin]

the right trousers

[Marco]

at her ankles

[Puffin]

chewing the gristle

[Marco]

through her stockings

[Puffin]

screaming for derek

[Marco]

and lonely-boy, Richard :wave:

[prestonchipfryer]

can't stop masturbating

[Marco]

because his wife

[twickers]

cancelled hide-the sausage

[Marco]

so he tugged

[twickers]

and he pulled

[Marco]

on his shrivelled

[Puffin]

shrivellystick type thing

[Marco]

sadly now dried-up

[prestonchipfryer]

with massive sores

[Marco]

across his balls

[twickers]

kiss them better

[prestonchipfryer]

stroking them gently

[Puffin]

then stab wildly

[Marco]

puncturing the carbuncles

[Puffin]

Ptchoinnngggg went the

[Marco]

leaking puss buckets

[Audio Al]

New record players :D

[twickers]

attached to ball-sacks

[Audio Al]

attached to ball-sacks

1-2-3-4 :scratch: :D

[twickers]

There's a knock-at-the-door:ner:

[Roy S]

itsthegasman hescometo readthemeter

[Puffin]

withhis comedysized massivetool

[prestonchipfryer]

tellthetwat to buggeroff

[prestonchipfryer]

andthati dontlovehim anymore

[audio39]

or any less

[Puffin]

bang it quickly

[twickers]

make it squeal

[Puffin]

grease or lard?

[twickers]

pork or fish?

[Marco]

essence of anchovy

[Puffin]

Paula Fisch said

[Marco]

presenting her saddlebags

[prestonchipfryer]

pink and glistening

[Marco]

covered in slime

[twickers]

plenty of jelly

[Marco]

nice and smelly

[RichB]

Herd of elephants

[pjdowns]

Trample on a

[Marco]

tramp and laugh

[jollyfix]

their trunks off

[Marco]

revealing a protuberant

[prestonchipfryer]

yet subsequently depressed

[RichB]

Sertraline for wellness

[Marco]

causes botty burps

[prestonchipfryer]

and brown streaks

[The Black Adder]

in thy pan

[Marco]

apply your tongue

[Jonboy]

into the groove

[Marco]

scooping up chocolate-stains...

[struth]

left by kids.....

[jollyfix]

Goats not Children

[Marco]

taste like chicken

[jollyfix]

finger licking good

[The Black Adder]

nice bean flickin'

[jollyfix]

garnishing the salad

[Marco]

a euphemism for

[Puffin]

spank my sixpence

[Marco]

you dirty big

[Puffin]

scrag end scrote

[Marco]

humiliate me, baby

[Puffin]

one more time

[pjdowns]

whatever next matey

[Puffin]

lesions of epic

[Marco]

bestiality, simultaneously sucking

[Puffin]

some fisherman's fiends (yes no r ;)

[prestonchipfryer]

with gargantuan genitals

[Marco]

sweating profusely like

[prestonchipfryer]

Claudette's love juices

[Marco]

stank of anchovies

[The Black Adder]

and fish Pâté

[Puffin]

for dunking deeply

[Marco]

Cheesy dip, sir?

[nah, she had a bath before she came out].

[Puffin]

scampi fries please

[Roy S]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-g_TEN9U2TOg/Ttr6rHgCAsI/AAAAAAAAALg/rjKXXrBRFnE/s1600/cheesy+moments.jpg

[Puffin]

lick those lips

[prestonchipfryer]

tastes of anchovies

[twickers]

velvety fish flaps

[Puffin]

cock bustin' beligerance

[Mark Pope]

"Belligerence" incorrectly spelled :)

[Puffin]

Bell end indiference

[Mark Pope]

Hah hah hah! :lol:

[Roy S]

Spelled or spelt :scratch:

[Mark Pope]

All explained here (http://www.grammar-monster.com/easily_confused/spelled_spelt.htm)

[prestonchipfryer]

meanwhile, Claudette's breasts

[Mark Pope]

in wardrobe malfunction...

[twickers]

exploded at half-time

[Marco]

splattering the assembled

[Puffin]

flat pack prostitute

[Roy S]

Titzenflaps from Ikea

[Marco]

Pish-flaps from Farmfoods

[Roy S]

Shiplap from B&Q

[Marco]

skud-mags from Serbia

[Roy S]

Watching tug TV

[Andrei]

Why only three?

[Puffin]

Three is FUNNNN:eek::D

[RichB]

Three is FUNNNN:eek::D

Three strikes out!

[Puffin]

cricket strikes bat

[Marco]

across her fat-head

[Reffc]

Just bought (a) Skoda

[RichB]

I'm saying nowt

[Roy S]

Mimed Marcel Marceau

[The Black Adder]

Eating a sprout

[prestonchipfryer]

green and slimey

[Marco]

whilst scratching his

[prestonchipfryer]

bulbous burgeoning balls

[Marco]

covered in carbuncles

[The Black Adder]

dreaming about pies

[prestonchipfryer]

and fat bottoms

[Marco]

riddled with cellulite

[Puffin]

Jumbly bumbly crumbly

[Marco]

where tongues roam

[Roy S]

and Eagles dare

[Puffin]

bald women scream

[Marco]

when their pubes

[Puffin]

go shopping and

[Marco]

meet some slappers

[Andrei]

I'd love to

[prestonchipfryer]

have a shag

[Marco]

to reduce this

[The Black Adder]

with onions and

[Marco]

ease the swelling

[prestonchipfryer]

and puffiness of

[Marco]

your minuscule little

[prestonchipfryer]

dongle, but matches

[The Black Adder]

the carpet and

[Marco]

the reflection of

[The Black Adder]

one watery turd

[Puffin]

a peeper's delight

[The Black Adder]

...said the turtle

[Roy S]

always shelling out

[Puffin]

walking meat pies

[The Black Adder]

inside her squid

[Andrei]

cost a quid

[Ninanina]

more than that.....

[Puffin]

Doris would blush

[Marco]

during a hot-flush

[Andrei]

is hyphenating cheating?

[Marco]

spank my botty

[Puffin]

want bitty mummy:eek:

[Marco]

here, sook this…...

[The Black Adder]

mincey milky moo

[Marco]

lap it up

[Puffin]

cough a stool

[prestonchipfryer]

hot and steamy

[Mark Pope]

moving swiftly on

[walpurgis]

to something smelly

[Marco]

like your feet

[Mark Pope]

or Stinking Bishop

[prestonchipfryer]

yellow and cheesy

[Mark Pope]

Like David Cameron

[twickers]

prefer David Soul

[Marco]

lightly barbecued with

[Andrei]

some hycrochloric acid

[walpurgis]

and barbed-wire wrapped

[Marco]

around his bell-end

[walpurgis]

and tar coated

[Marco]

before applying Tabasco

[The Black Adder]

on your chappie

[prestonchipfryer]

very, very happy

[walpurgis]

sadly chapped chappie

[Puffin]

won't speak anymore

[The Black Adder]

slap it then

[WAD62]

Shoot Alex Salmond

[Marco]

up the arse

[The Black Adder]

insert a Haggis

[Marco]

sideways up a

[walpurgis]

steep greasy old

[brian2957]

Age pensioner

[Marco]

THREE words daily [daftee]! :eyebrows:

[prestonchipfryer]

stupid boy, eh!

[Marco]

a fully-blown daftee

[brian2957]

compliments gratefully accepted :lol:

[walpurgis]

with 'funny' handshake

[Puffin]

twisty fisty style

[Mark Pope]

Makes eyes water!

[RichB]

for the fallen

[Andrei]

aged pension errs

[walpurgis]

wrinkly old meat

[Puffin]

much mastication makes

[walpurgis]

dentures fall out

[Puffin]

into the curly-area

[Marco]

instigating gumsy gobbles

[Puffin]

Stop right now

[Marco]

you kinky big

[Puffin]

big kinky thing