Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[mad-moon]

TV shopping channel

[struth]

dildo's r us

[mad-moon]

only the buyers

[walpurgis]

place bulk orders

[struth]

of iron pants

[mad-moon]

the man in

[walpurgis]

heels and fishnets

[mad-moon]

and iron pants

[struth]

Dancing the tango

[AJSki2fly]

swing those hips


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[struth]

Spiro and giro

[mad-moon]

Enter the top

[struth]

Of the pops

[AJSki2fly]

Hit or Miss


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[struth]

Give it five

[AJSki2fly]

Spin it up


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[struth]

beam me up

[AJSki2fly]

Phasers on stun


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[struth]

Klingons on bow

[mad-moon]

Klingons on arse

[Vince]

And on undies

[struth]

soaked white sloggies

[mad-moon]

covered in shite

[Marco]

major nappy failure

[AJSki2fly]

big brown stains


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[Cmarzot]

big brown nipples

[mad-moon]

and 'airy 'oles

[mad-moon]

big bushy pussy

[AJSki2fly]

stalks the garden


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[Vince]

Looking for mice'es

[Marco]

sporting a stiffy

[struth]

Proudly flashin' it

[mad-moon]

In the park

[struth]

in his dress

[Cmarzot]

casual hook-up inevitable

[Vince]

Last orders beer-goggles

[Marco]

bagsie the munter

[walpurgis]

Already done it.

[Marco]

was she DIRTY?:eyebrows:

[walpurgis]

knickers were crusty.

[struth]

top was busty

[walpurgis]

other bits rusty

[struth]

daddy was lusty

[Marco]

cock was fusty

[struth]

hair was dusty

[AJSki2fly]

Needs washing off


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[Marco]

with man's milk

[struth]

looking like dandruff

[Vince]

Sprinkled over dinners

[mad-moon]

pretendy white pepper

[walpurgis]

doubles as wallpaper-paste

[AJSki2fly]

nasty sticky goo

[mad-moon]

That'd be poligrip

[struth]

student toothpaste alternative

[mad-moon]

Beer and sweeties

[struth]

Playing at skittles

[walpurgis]

growing a mullet

[struth]

laying a pullet

[mad-moon]

wrapped in cellotape

[walpurgis]

Tirpitz sized dump

[mad-moon]

Ship or Shit

[walpurgis]

big one coming

[mad-moon]

short and fat

[AJSki2fly]

wide and plump

[Marco]

like the wife

[Vince]

Love the girlfriend

[walpurgis]

despite the hideous

[Marco]

flat tits, and

[walpurgis]

unshaven bristly chin

[struth]

big shaven napper

[Marco]

loose fanny muscles

[struth]

cause serious slippage

[Marco]

during doggy position

[struth]

causing much woofing

[walpurgis]

barking-up wrong tree

[struth]

incontinent old mutt

[walpurgis]

with bone fetish

[mad-moon]

Boris the Animal

[Vince]

Against Agent K

[mad-moon]

He's quite special

[AJSki2fly]

man of needs


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[struth]

offering his sweetbreads

[walpurgis]

at special discounts

[struth]

two for one

[Marco]

on Boots tampons

[struth]

as they leak

[walpurgis]

military grade requested

[mad-moon]

big fucking shells

[walpurgis]

Frags and HE

[struth]

spread the dead

[mad-moon]

At Buckingham Palace

[AJSki2fly]

is Christopher Robin

[struth]

soiled his drawers

[walpurgis]

back and front

[mad-moon]

The dirty cnut

[struth]

Was too slow

[Vince]

He's special needs

[struth]

hold his hand

[walpurgis]

bin the rest

[AJSki2fly]

Trash it all

[struth]

Sweep the streets

[Vince]

Triggers old broom

[Marco]

resembled her bush

[struth]

Was well worn

[walpurgis]

since been re-cycled

[Marco]

due to matting

[struth]

of greasy hairs

[walpurgis]

needs booster rocket

[struth]

burn it off

[Marco]

with the crabs

[struth]

find fresh fur

[mad-moon]

from barbers floor

[struth]

powder it better

[mad-moon]

brush it up

[struth]

kiss it better

[walpurgis]

kick it out

[struth]

cruel but kind

[mad-moon]

Kind of cruel

[walpurgis]

kinky but cool

[AJSki2fly]

ice cream wrap


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[mad-moon]

On twisted ankle

[struth]

cool and creamy

[mad-moon]

Medication has arrived

[struth]

by the bottle

[walpurgis]

freezers are cool

[mad-moon]

Vodka doesn't freeze

[Marco]

my pish does

[mad-moon]

in the snow

[struth]

my tootsies do

[mad-moon]

imminent frost bite

[Vince]

Given cold shoulder

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[AJSki2fly]

slapped around chops

[mad-moon]

with mint sauce

[Vince]

British or New-Zealand

[walpurgis]

strange Kiwi fruit

[Vince]

Men at work

[mad-moon]

Tree cutters wanted

[struth]

heave the wood

[mad-moon]

build a dam

[Marco]

to impregnate Sam

[struth]

with his ham

[walpurgis]

and large sirloin

[struth]

being overly forceful

[Vince]

Banging his haggis

[AJSki2fly]

under his kilt

[Marco]

lurked a monster

[prestonchipfryer]

purple, and pulsating

[mad-moon]

purple pussy poker

[Vince]

Purple custard chucker

[mad-moon]

delivering pearl necklace

[struth]

for birthday present

[AJSki2fly]

Needs more thought

[walpurgis]

freshly shaved pink

[struth]

heart shaped swelling

[AJSki2fly]

bike saddle sores


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[mad-moon]

on her fanny

[struth]

The town bike

[Marco]

pumped rotten by

[struth]

The town council

[Vince]

Thieves, robbers, conmen

[walpurgis]

lawyers, traffic-wardens, politicians

[Marco]

=The Tory Party

[Vince]

Worlds biggest wankers

[mad-moon]

the merchant bankers

[struth]

where greed hankers

[mad-moon]

by ham shankers

[struth]

Meet miss piggy

[Puffin]

Boris in Wiggy

[struth]

Kisses Billy Bragger

[AJSki2fly]

life's a riot

[mad-moon]

on green days

[Marco]

or RED days

[struth]

on ayres rock

[mad-moon]

Or Rock's cock

[walpurgis]

his initials tattooed

[mad-moon]

like Blackpool rock

[struth]

Cracked his rocks

[AJSki2fly]

Sand in pants


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[mad-moon]

Pussy in boots

[AJSki2fly]

fluff in gummies


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[mad-moon]

belly button fluff

[AJSki2fly]

very sticky bears

[struth]

piles of ouse

[Marco]

stuck-to yer sack

[struth]

makes-a big mac

[walpurgis]

grey waterproof coat

[struth]

cut and sealed

[Vince]

Off the peg

[mad-moon]

tailored to fit

[struth]

a shortlegged giraffe

[Marco]

with protuberant middle-leg

[AJSki2fly]

Leaning tower giraffe


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[mad-moon]

with high bollocks

[AJSki2fly]

looks like Topsy


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[struth]

Scares the lions

[AJSki2fly]

back into wardrobe

[walpurgis]

resurrectionist seeking stock

[mad-moon]

to raise cock

[struth]

the witchfinder general

[mad-moon]

Called Pontius Pilot

[Vince]

Tomas de Torquemada

[walpurgis]

and Mr Bean

[struth]

someone say beans

[walpurgis]

eat human beans

[struth]

flick the bit

[Marco]

ready to squirt

[struth]

too late already

[Marco]

you swallowed it?

[struth]

well its gone

[walpurgis]

until pavement-pizza arrives

[struth]

messing street art

[Puffin]

Double Chummly Bunce

[mad-moon]

fish and chips

[walpurgis]

smothered in ketchup

[struth]

So they claim

[mad-moon]

makes you hard

[Marco]

a permo-stiffy, which

[struth]

Flies to moon

[walpurgis]

flies on Granny

[mad-moon]

Dead for weeks

[walpurgis]

crispy and rigid

[AJSki2fly]

baked to crisp


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[struth]

Grannies pea soup

[mad-moon]

has hard crust

[AJSki2fly]

overdone the toast

[mad-moon]

Cheap shitey toaster

[struth]

all break down

[AJSki2fly]

Dancing on floor

[Vince]

The funky chicken

[walpurgis]

fart-bubbles in bath

[Marco]

when burst release

[walpurgis]

spirits of demonic-possession

[mad-moon]

Whiskey, Rum, Brandy

[AJSki2fly]

Fire, brimstone, damnation


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[walpurgis]

in the crosshairs

[Filterlab]

very cross Hares

[walpurgis]

angry funny bunnies

[Filterlab]

thanks honey bunny

[AJSki2fly]

beware bunny boilers

[struth]

was-a fatal attraction

[Filterlab]

And a distraction

[struth]

like enormous schwanzstucker

[Filterlab]

And Arnold Schwarzenegger

[mad-moon]

hasta la vista

[Marco]

get them spread!

[AJSki2fly]

anal sphincter vented

[struth]

bottom end leak

[mad-moon]

He shit himself

[struth]

in literal terms

[Vince]

Unfortunate bowel movement