Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Puffin]

gadaffi screwed labia

[Marco]

then dumped her

[Puffin]

loud Muammaring was

[audio39]

just not enough

[Puffin]

for latex man

[audio39]

to prevent overflowing

[Marco]

of bum juice

[Artifolk]

splattering the pan

[Marco]

with unwanted 'chocolate-raisins'

[Artifolk]

in every bite

[Marco]

of expelled 'beef-olives'

[brian2957]

in thick gravy

[Marco]

formed from excreta

[brian2957]

and anything else

[Marco]

inside gastrointestinal tracts

[Puffin]

a popular topic

[Roy S]

a despised twix

[Jonboy]

at dinner partys

[Marco]

for swinging surgeons

[Roy S]

and their cats

[Marco]

normally eaten with

[Roy S]

sweet pussy sauce

[Marco]

especially if unwashed

[Roy S]

with matted hair

[Marco]

crawling with lice

[Roy S]

alive with maggots

[Marco]

quick, squeeze them!

[Roy S]

wow! blue inside

[Marco]

with jellied bits

[Roy S]

and head cheese

[Marco]

mixed with foreskin-Gouda

[Roy S]

and belly-button lint

[Artifolk]

to bloody graphic :D

[Marco]

she said as

[Roy S]

he turned on

[Marco]

the power drill

[Jonboy]

the rampant rabbit

[Roy S]

wanted a burrow

[Marco]

its way inside

[Roy S]

the furry mound

[Marco]

she frequently rubbed

[Roy S]

her legs together

[Marco]

strangely causing wetness

[Roy S]

and sticky morbidity

[Marco]

her tampon left

[Roy S]

teabags for vampires

[Marco]

bagsie extra raspberry!

[audio39]

Her huge hemorrhoids

[Marco]

suddenly burst, causing

[audio39]

red speckles on

[Roy S]

her double gusset

[audio39]

and my perpendicular

[Roy S]

art deco wardrobe

[brian2957]

with matching nobs

[audio39]

and purple dingle-berry's

[prestonchipfryer]

, foreskin loosely flapping

[Marco]

like wrinkled chamois-leather

[brian2957]

cream for this

[Marco]

sir, or perhaps

[prestonchipfryer]

a good hard-shag

[Border Riever]

or golden vagina

[Marco]

by Big Ronnie

[Puffin]

with chelsea smile

[Marco]

and matching tractor

[prestonchipfryer]

daubed in cow-shit

[Marco]

dumb blonde inside

[brian2957]

riding side saddle

[Puffin]

pancreatitis curing blow-job

[audio39]

blasting facial cream

[Artifolk]

and pearl necklace

[Puffin]

the girl with

[Artifolk]

a voluptuous figure

[Marco]

had a beard

[prestonchipfryer]

covering her quim

[Artifolk]

no Brazilians here

[Marco]

just a rash

[Puffin]

and impulsive libido

[Marco]

set to chew

[Roy S]

on a bone

[Marco]

as dogs do

[Jonboy]

doggy style please

[Roy S]

to please pussy

[Marco]

now nice 'n' juicy

[Roy S]

the pink run

[Marco]

down her gusset

[Jonboy]

bomb doors open

[Marco]

cellulite scars exposed

[Jonboy]

no choice with-4-kids

[Roy S]

ribbed for pleasure

[Artifolk]

slippery when wet

[prestonchipfryer]

slides in beautifully

[Artifolk]

total sensation overload

[Marco]

causing premature squirting

[Jonboy]

on lactating breasts

[Border Riever]

with egg fried

[brian2957]

with sizzling sausage

[Jonboy]

spitting it's fat

[Marco]

into Molly's mouth

[Artifolk]

she chokes,gags

[Marco]

then drops dead

[Puffin]

Sergei... is finish

[prestonchipfryer]

the-end has come

[Artifolk]

, necrophilia time awaits :eek:

[Jonboy]

a stiffy for a-stiff

[prestonchipfryer]

over-ripe minging minge

[Puffin]

cunning linguist can

[Artifolk]

cultivate casual cacophonys

[Marco]

whiffing of arse-biscuit

[prestonchipfryer]

dried crunchy shite

[Marco]

caked onto the

[Puffin]

clinkers that launched

[brian2957]

a police visit

[Puffin]

to fat elvis

[brian2957]

ello ello ello

[Puffin]

said three-headed dick

[brian2957]

one eyed snakes

[Marco]

make trousers tent

[prestonchipfryer]

useful when bent

[Marco]

she teases it

[audio39]

with a chainsaw

[Marco]

enlarging the 'slot'

[Artifolk]

for phallic placement

[brian2957]

and bicycle parking

[Marco]

or probing tongues

[Jonboy]

into the groove

[Marco]

gently coaxing it

[Artifolk]

via VTA adjustment

[Marco]

to eventual eruption

[Jonboy]

anti skate needed

[Artifolk]

climaxed to fast :doh:

[Alex_UK]

too much rumble

[Jonboy]

your bearings knackered

[Marco]

use a spanner

[Alex_UK]

adjust your nuts

[Artifolk]

not to tight

[Marco]

rinse off the

[Jonboy]

sticky warm substance

[Marco]

which had solidified

[Mr Nad]

in your groove

[brian2957]

sharp object needed

[Marco]

to prise open

[brian2957]

pandoras box lid

[Marco]

revealing assorted panties

[Puffin]

and dead anties

[Marco]

in their scanties

[Puffin]

gawd it's strong

[Marco]

that stench-ette of

[Puffin]

active monkey glands

[audio39]

and ancient yeast

[Marco]

emitting from disembowelled

[Puffin]

gob-stoppered shogun priests

[Marco]

recently unloaded from

[Puffin]

the pacific rim

[Marco]

beside Betty's quim

[Roy S]

Prince Philip's tongue

[Artifolk]

another racist remark

[prestonchipfryer]

something about slits

[Jonboy]

slits are good

[Marco]

especially when open

[Jonboy]

and gently purring

[Marco]

winking at you

[brian2957]

inviting you in

[Marco]

to the dampness

[brian2957]

scuba gear on

[Marco]

purple helmet polished

[audio39]

via beach sand

[Marco]

and wire brush

[Puffin]

fred the shred

[Marco]

grated his bell-end

[brian2957]

self-inflicted punishment

[Marco]

it excited him

[Puffin]

to play dead

[Jonboy]

wish he was :steam:

[audio39]

a dead alien

[Artifolk]

Roswell cover up

[Marco]

your fat arse

[prestonchipfryer]

with cotton knickers

[audio39]

stained bloody brown

[brian2957]

good for sniffing

[Artifolk]

said the Bishop

[Roy S]

His Mitre erect

[prestonchipfryer]

purple helmet pulsating

[Puffin]

bashed to buggery

[brian2957]

wot a sod

[Mr Nad]

suck it better

[Marco]

said daddy to

[brian2957]

the vacuum repairman

[Roy S]

set to blow

[Marco]

his big bag

[brian2957]

which was full

[Puffin]

of rubber cabbages

[prestonchipfryer]

bouncing rubbery shite

[Puffin]

all over weston-super-mare

[Marco]

as Dolly slid

[Artifolk]

down her pole

[Roy S]

very well lubricated

[Jonboy]

slimey snail trail

[Roy S]

get her salted

[brian2957]

keep her fresh

[Border Riever]

wrapped in foil

[brian2957]

cook on high

[Puffin]

dismember at leisure

[audio39]

the neighbours dog

[Marco]

barbecuing its spleen

[Puffin]

rabies make babies

[Marco]

boil a baby

[Puffin]

save a life

[Border Riever]

lick a frog

[Puffin]

dog a dog

[prestonchipfryer]

please a pussy

[Puffin]

miaow Mr Bond

[Border Riever]

pussygalore is here

[Artifolk]

all wet'n'wild

[Puffin]

ina rubadub stylee

[Alex_UK]

with rhubarb coulis

[Jonboy]

with thrush custard

[brian2957]

sweet yellow peril

[Marco]

mouldy like Beryl

[prestonchipfryer]

, whom Claudette loved

[Artifolk]

to spank hard

[audio39]

with an axe

[Artifolk]

on her fleshy

[Marco]

pert, plump mound

[prestonchipfryer]

juicy and delicious

[Artifolk]

squeeze to squirt

[Puffin]

feel her dirt

[Jonboy]

with your finger

[Artifolk]

apply some pressure

[seoirse2002]

Just dont linger

[Mr Nad]

just a quickie

[Artifolk]

timing is everything

[seoirse2002]

Yes,of the essence...

[Border Riever]

said Donald Pleasence

[seoirse2002]

With his tumescence

[Artifolk]

curb that swelling

[Jonboy]

stop her yelling

[Marco]

by shooting her

[Jonboy]

technicolour dream coat

[audio39]

swollen dirty man-in-the-boat

[Marco]

flashed his penis

[Mr Nad]

goose-flesh scrotum

[seoirse2002]

with erected totem

[Puffin]

pole in hole

[Artifolk]

facing east, Hallelujah

[Puffin]

blessings and peace

[Mr Nad]

worshipping the wood

[Artifolk]

for a dying-planet

[Marco]

and wearing gimp-masks

[Artifolk]

,tight rubber knickers :eek:

[seoirse2002]

and nipple flickers