Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[mad-moon]

Punishment and reward

[AJSki2fly]

The Spanish Inquisition


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[Vince]

Sado masochism delights

[Marco]

on Tuesday nights

[prestonchipfryer]

fondling Claudette's cleavage

[Marco]

and sexy stocking-tops

[AJSki2fly]

Caressing the seams


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[Barry]

Happy New Year!

[walpurgis]

Yeah. S'pose so. :D

[Marco]

First shag-of 2021

[Barry]

Not yet, later.

[mad-moon]

Fuck off 2020

[Marco]

Not yet, later.

you hope, mate:D

[Barry]

you hope, mate:D

No, it's assured. ;)

[Barry]

As she says:

[Barry]

"No appointment necessary".

[Marco]

No, it's assured. ;)

lucky-you, Del's 'on'

[AJSki2fly]

Key swapping then


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[AJSki2fly]

Happy New Year


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[Marco]

same to you:)

[Vince]

All the best

[Marco]

when you mount

[AJSki2fly]

Muffin mules illegal

[struth]

not in Texas

[Marco]

where buggery is

[struth]

favoured by law

[prestonchipfryer]

absolutely the norm

[struth]

pump action buggergun

[Marco]

Standard-issue equipment in

[Vince]

Gays boys incorporated

[AJSki2fly]

Surprise from behind[emoji33]


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[Marco]

The Brighton Bum-Gang

[mad-moon]

They're behind you!

[struth]

Give him it

[AJSki2fly]

in the smacker

[Marco]

forcefully, ball deep

[enrae8]

Ooh err mrs

[mad-moon]

You are awful

[mad-moon]

I like you.

[mad-moon]

Emery rides again..!

[enrae8]

Or Fred Scuttle

[Marco]

Fredrick Flaccid had

[AJSki2fly]

a big fart


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[struth]

splashed the shite

[Marco]

all over his-panties

[struth]

Washed with pish

[Vince]

Yellow stains...... front

[Vince]

Brown stains..... rear

[Marco]

sodden nappy, front&back

[Pigmy Pony]

turn inside out

[Marco]

for optimal recycling

[mad-moon]

squash it flat

[Marco]

rendering it useless

[mad-moon]

A rough ride

[AJSki2fly]

to audio-sonic heaven


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[enrae8]

A new Jerusalem

[Marco]

Anyway, Sophie entered

[walpurgis]

making Grandad dribble

[struth]

over his trouble

[Marco]

stifling a stiffy

[struth]

instead it-was whiffy

[Marco]

stagnant-wankfroth under foreskin

[walpurgis]

discovered by Matron

[Marco]

during intimate bed-bath

[Vince]

Stops bed sores

[struth]

bandage it tightly

[walpurgis]

just like Mummy

[Marco]

needs an orgasm

[AJSki2fly]

Orgasmatron to rescue

[Marco]

some dexterous fingers...

[Vince]

69, takes-some licking

[mad-moon]

especially the flake

[struth]

Plenty milky coffee

[Marco]

and frothy man's-milk

[mad-moon]

from man tits

[AJSki2fly]

does not exist


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[mad-moon]

Loch Ness Monster

[AJSki2fly]

Nessie is real


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[Marco]

inside my trousers

[struth]

said mr pants

[Marco]

to Mrs Knickers

[struth]

crap out-of window

[Marco]

rip it off

[AJSki2fly]

Ooh err Mrs! [emoji849]


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[struth]

war effort poo

[Marco]

like mammoth cow-pat

[struth]

will feed street

[Marco]

for many years

[struth]

and grow tatties

[Marco]

in her tights

[struth]

two big lumps

[Marco]

for her feet

[Vince]

On her chest

[struth]

Vibrating like tits

[mad-moon]

vibrator in mouth

[Marco]

instead of cock

[mad-moon]

loosens the teeth

[AJSki2fly]

Fillings fall out


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[mad-moon]

over absolutely nothing

[Marco]

an oral 'drilling'

[struth]

followed by-a gumsy

[Marco]

gobble by granny

[Vince]

Oh...... by.......gum!

[Marco]

sook ma plum(s)

[struth]

With a hoover

[Marco]

ya cow, ye

[mad-moon]

Shag ya sheep

[struth]

Catch em first

[AJSki2fly]

Put’m in wellies


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[struth]

whisper sweet grasses

[Marco]

'Bessie, I-love you'

[Vince]

Bessie big bollocks?

[Marco]

a great shag!

[prestonchipfryer]

with swallow ending

[mad-moon]

being very swift

[AJSki2fly]

Swallows and Amazons

[walpurgis]

tasty Norfolk broad

[mad-moon]

For old Bernie

[AJSki2fly]

steak and chips


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[Marco]

from human flesh

[walpurgis]

of the disinterred

[Marco]

always flavoursome, especially

[walpurgis]

the round bits

[Marco]

slightly gamey, but

[Vince]

Smooth on palette

[mad-moon]

it's well hung

[Marco]

nicely mature, like

[mad-moon]

Old Mrs Slocombe

[Marco]

crusty, yet capable

[walpurgis]

dandruff in knickers

[Marco]

plenty of room

[mad-moon]

From Jock's itch

[Marco]

causing fanny rash

[mad-moon]

on her bum

[Marco]

padded by nappy

[mad-moon]

smothered in ointment

[walpurgis]

mustard and peanut-butter

[Marco]

for post-coital edible-games

[mad-moon]

spunky scat eating

[AJSki2fly]

Punky cat squealing


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[Vince]

Turning into catgut

[mad-moon]

stitch in time

[struth]

With nine tails

[mad-moon]

Tally Ho Chaps

[AJSki2fly]

Whip cracker way


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[Marco]

give her-a wedgie

[struth]

if she's-a vedgie

[Marco]

feed her meat

[struth]

through the teat

[Marco]

smells of feet

[mad-moon]

Yeah big plates

[Vince]

Hairy and gnarly

[mad-moon]

with athletes foot

[struth]

pongy old coot

[mad-moon]

suck my root

[struth]

Smell my boot

[Filterlab]

Give a toot

[walpurgis]

stash the loot

[Filterlab]

Have some fruit

[Marco]

pissed as-a newt

[Filterlab]

Looking quite cute

[walpurgis]

in see-through gimp-suit

[Filterlab]

playing the pinkflute

[Marco]

sounded a hoot

[Filterlab]

Causing a shoot

[Marco]

I smell Brut

[mad-moon]

Vinnie's a puff

[struth]

Scent for-a cent

[AJSki2fly]

Time to repent


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[struth]

Now it's lent

[AJSki2fly]

never comes back


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[Marco]

when it's bent:D

[mad-moon]

it's clearly fucked

[AJSki2fly]

a boomerang isn’t


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[prestonchipfryer]

coming back, ever

[Filterlab]

Even to Jason

[mad-moon]

and The Argonauts

[Vince]

With golden fleece

[mad-moon]

stay at home !

[walpurgis]

and dance naked

[Marco]

to the beat

[Vince]

Of the drum

[struth]

The jungle beat

[mad-moon]

and dance naked

bloody good exercise

[Marco]

The jungle beat

Move your feet

[walpurgis]

and kick him

[Marco]

in the boz

[walpurgis]

for swinging his-handbag

[struth]

in provocative way

[walpurgis]

during Vicar's sermon

[struth]

it came up

[walpurgis]

and Auntie fainted

[struth]

falling onto his

[prestonchipfryer]

pulsating, slightly curved

[mad-moon]

semi hard on

[Marco]

after-seeing sister's knickers

[mad-moon]

through her window

[AJSki2fly]

leap of faith


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[walpurgis]

The Devil's work

[mad-moon]

making peanut butter

[Filterlab]

In a vat

[Marco]

was a cat

[Filterlab]

Wearing a hat

[AJSki2fly]

Cat in hat


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[prestonchipfryer]

Tickling Claudette's twat

[Marco]

smelling of chip-fat

[struth]

After cooking bat

[prestonchipfryer]

gas mark four

[walpurgis]

prick the skin

[walpurgis]

skin the prick

[struth]

circumcise the dong

[Marco]

eradicate the pong

[Audio Al]

Egg Bacon Stick :D

[struth]

toasted soldiers stand

[prestonchipfryer]

on one leg

[mad-moon]

The middle one

[AJSki2fly]

Odd one out


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[mad-moon]

even one in

[Marco]

unlucky one gets

[mad-moon]

sloppy spunky seconds

[Vince]

Not touching sides

[mad-moon]

need a wedge

[AJSki2fly]

of fruit cake

[mad-moon]

in pink skirt

[struth]

soaked in wine

[AJSki2fly]

cover in custard

[Audio Al]

I'm getting hungry

[struth]

eat edible panties

[Filterlab]

If still fresh

[Marco]

rather than musky

[Filterlab]

Or unbendably solid

[Marco]

as she loves-it:eyebrows:

[Filterlab]

Until explosion time

[Marco]

Unexpectedly it flops

[Filterlab]

And I’m spent

[User211]

Absolutely pathetic humour

[mad-moon]

Don't be stupid

[Filterlab]

Or a whinger

[Marco]

a ginger minger

[Filterlab]

And a whiner

[Marco]

slap her arse

[Filterlab]

With a haddock

[mad-moon]

sporting large cock

[struth]

Envy of hens

[mad-moon]

Chickens in heat

[struth]

Oven ready type

[mad-moon]

Produced in Norfolk

[struth]

Gobble it up

[AJSki2fly]

very well stuffed


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[Filterlab]

Laid on table