Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[walpurgis]

before the audience

[Marco]

of retired librarians

[walpurgis]

sitting naked with

[Marco]

seventy stoned penguins

[walpurgis]

wearing sequined basques

[Marco]

and menacing grins

[walpurgis]

whilst brandishing huge

[prestonchipfryer]

but floppy appendages

[walpurgis]

over the balcony

[struth]

Went her knickers

[walpurgis]

followed by various

[struth]

Contraptions out of

[Marco]

her secret box

[prestonchipfryer]

swamped with cream

[Marco]

and congealed man's-milk

[struth]

a fisherman's friend

[Marco]

was offered to

[struth]

Bait her hook

[Marco]

she promptly accepted

[User211]

The Last Question


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XOtx4sa9k4

[struth]

do-you, will you

[walpurgis]

a thick ear

[struth]

for your cheeky

[walpurgis]

tattooed left buttock

[struth]

alas he's impudent

[Marco]

a total Jaffa

[walpurgis]

I say old-fruit!

[Marco]

you're seedless and

[walpurgis]

still spit pips

[Puffin]

like speaking cocks

[struth]

breaking wind over

[walpurgis]

Beryl from Wendover

[Puffin]

who went queer

[walpurgis]

reading King Lear

[farflungstar]

Chemically enhanced listening

[walpurgis]

trips you up

[southall-1998]

Whilst having sex

S.

[struth]

with poxy sut

[walpurgis]

who's blistered butt

[Marco]

was spanked red-raw

[struth]

by large fillet

[walpurgis]

of smoked Haddock

[struth]

dipped in albumin

[Marco]

stimulating an orgasm

[struth]

Laying an egg

[Marco]

covered in piss

[struth]

needs blue rinse

[alphaGT]

She's a squirter!


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[struth]

and a flirter

[walpurgis]

booted his knackers

[struth]

for slipping hand

[walpurgis]

under wobbly great

[struth]

jelly in-a bag

[prestonchipfryer]

stinking old hag

[struth]

hag of-a nag

[Marco]

she's on rag

[struth]

Wiping herself down

[Puffin]

chud munters groin

[struth]

The Dutchmans flagpole

[southall-1998]

Scratching her anus

S.

[Marco]

with a rolled-up

[walpurgis]

lighted newspaper torch

[Marco]

melting the crust

[walpurgis]

shit or bust

[southall-1998]

You two bastards

S.

[walpurgis]

takes one to

[Marco]

shag one, especially

[walpurgis]

with shotgun persuasion

[struth]

Peace and tranquility

[Marco]

what life's about

[struth]

believe in yourself

[Marco]

and your successes

[southall-1998]

To become fat

S.

[southall-1998]

And plain ugly

S.

[southall-1998]

People like Geoff

S.

[southall-1998]

Marco & Grant

S.

[struth]

Catching-up with Shane

[Marco]

Marco & Grant

S.

And fat-boy Shane, with his bearded big double-chin, and a face only a mother could love, as per his latest picture posted.

Marco.

[southall-1998]

And fat-boy Shane, with his bearded big double-chin, and a face only a mother could love, as per his latest picture posted.

Marco.

:ner:

S.

[Marco]

Next time take a pic of your belly (or arse) and we'll see how 'slim' that looks.... :D;)

Marco.

[struth]

bleeding a gumdrop

[Marco]

from her 'hood'

[struth]

chew on it

[Marco]

sook the juice

[struth]

strained through tash

[walpurgis]

taint of slash

[Marco]

her fanny juice

[struth]

Better with milk

[walpurgis]

the cocktail raised-eyebrows

[Marco]

but Brenda willingly

[struth]

Supplied said juices

[Marco]

creating a gravy

[struth]

pour on meat

[Marco]

add fish sauce

[walpurgis]

sweaty pants essence

[Marco]

mix with gusset-sweat

[walpurgis]

and bottled fart

[Marco]

then inhale deeply

[walpurgis]

whilst applying all-over

[struth]

well kept hedge

[Marco]

spray sheep pheromones

[struth]

under the oxter

[Marco]

suckle a nipple

[struth]

from miss piggy

[struth]

Queen loofah maglumpher

[walpurgis]

has whopping tits

[struth]

With little bits

[prestonchipfryer]

of putrefied pus

[walpurgis]

for uncle Gus

[struth]

whats the fuss

[Marco]

just bang her

[southall-1998]

Get her pregnant

S.

[Marco]

with a black-man's

[southall-1998]

Jelly Injector Baster

S.

[struth]

Basting his beef

[Marco]

in her milky

[struth]

froth of madness

[Marco]

release the cream

[struth]

egg on face

[Marco]

better than spunk

[narabdela]

said the actress

[walpurgis]

to the Bishop

[prestonchipfryer]

swallowing it whole

[Marco]

causing a 'permo-smile'

[struth]

Calm blue ocean

[walpurgis]

in out motion

[struth]

Slow hand lotion

[prestonchipfryer]

for Claudette's pleasure

[Marco]

who badly needed

[walpurgis]

it shoved right

[Marco]

up her ring

[walpurgis]

enthusiastically whilst hanging-onto

[struth]

life by-a thread

[Marco]

never mind, just-unzip

[walpurgis]

a big banana

[struth]

and slice up

[Puffin]

a chelsea smile

[struth]

A schemie facelift

[Marco]

chib yer coupon

[walpurgis]

of both cheeks

[struth]

Slapped til red

[walpurgis]

faced and gasping

[Puffin]

for the gaping

[struth]

and the gobbling

[Marco]

of horse's big

[struth]

trotter, swinging dangerously

[Marco]

near her gums

[struth]

Chipping the enamel

[Marco]

on her falsers

[struth]

as she strains

[walpurgis]

mushy peas through

[Marco]

her sweaty tights

[brian2957]

Scrambled eggs 'n toast

[walpurgis]

in overalls pocket

[struth]

With large cucumber

[Marco]

Bev stands prepared

[prestonchipfryer]

with trembling thighs

[walpurgis]

adorned with rubber-waders

[Marco]

negotiating the effluent

[struth]

And studded assets

[walpurgis]

bobbing about in

[Marco]

shit and piss

[brian2957]

Ignorance is bliss

[walpurgis]

he's taking the

[struth]

Mick McManus with

[Marco]

Ben Dover and

[walpurgis]

filthy depravity vicar

[struth]

Giving-out monkey flips

[Marco]

All-of-a-sudden, Claudette screamed

[walpurgis]

who's been licking

[struth]

your big lolly

[Marco]

sucking it dry

[struth]

and less sticky

[Marco]

so that it-slides

[struth]

in and out

[Marco]

freely, without rubbing

[struth]

and chaffing shaft

[Marco]

thus causing floppiness

[struth]

and bulb deflation

[Marco]

Claudette frowned, and

[prestonchipfryer]

started slowly pulling

[Marco]

the flaccid appendage

[walpurgis]

revealed to theatre-audience

[Marco]

chomping on hotdogs

[walpurgis]

as vicar thrusts

[struth]

dipping his drumstick

[walpurgis]

Matilda's big perfumed

[struth]

truncheon, well oiled

[Marco]

with hardened tip

[walpurgis]

trouser bulgingly announcing

[struth]

well hello dolly

[walpurgis]

lick my lolly

[struth]

wrapped in holly

[tapid]

nots so jolly

[Marco]

Shove a brolly

[struth]

up basil boli

[Marco]

for a jolly

[prestonchipfryer]

botty burping experience

[Marco]

inhale the stench

[struth]

sooking the lip

[Marco]

of the gas-cloud

[struth]

wafting through the

[Marco]

entrance of Claudette's

[struth]

gates of paradise

[Marco]

enticing some wetness

[walpurgis]

bangin' an ole-banger

[struth]

pickling crow gizzards

[walpurgis]

in blood 'n-piss

[struth]

wrapped up in

[walpurgis]

batwings 'n bowels

[struth]

scraped possom bellies

[Marco]

tease her clit

[walpurgis]

squeezed out zit

[struth]

looking quite fit

[walpurgis]

looks are deceptive

[struth]

some are defective

[Marco]

like punctured J-bags

[tapid]

Hey old Bags !

[Marco]

hide yer saggy

[struth]

big milk bottles

[walpurgis]

zipped-up in a

[Marco]

black body-bag, ready

[struth]

see-through lace fringed

[Marco]

like her panties

[struth]

yoyo-like, and moist

[Marco]

and somewhat stained

[struth]

with custardy creams

[Marco]

and fish paste

[struth]

stretching the gusset

[walpurgis]

eating a Russet

[struth]

baked spud, with

[User211]

Deep fried bollocks

[walpurgis]

and a left-handed

[Marco]

Samuel shank, whilst

[struth]

Sprinkling with parmesan

[Marco]

the shiny, purple-headed

[walpurgis]

friend of vicar

[struth]

manny the monkey

[walpurgis]

nanny's all spunky

[struth]

fanny's all funky

[walpurgis]

knees all clunky

[struth]

Arse all chunky

[Marco]

ya horny monkey

[walpurgis]

swinging through trees

[Marco]

flashing yer storker

[struth]

hoping to bonker

[Marco]

empty yer conkers

[walpurgis]

you're quite bonkers

[struth]

bunk-her in-the bunker

[Marco]

right-up her chuffer