Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Ninanina]

didn't mean that

[struth]

nice and smooth

polished like silk

[Ninanina]

love wearing silk

[struth]

plush and tender

[Ninanina]

it's very sexy..

[prestonchipfryer]

low flying brisket

[struth]

on my radar

[prestonchipfryer]

eager willing tongue

[struth]

fails to please

[Marco]

unlike sensuous finger-tips

[struth]

no match for

[Marco]

Martha's rubber gloves

[struth]

dipped in oil

[walpurgis]

wrapped in foil

[struth]

produces a tingling

[walpurgis]

rather personal mingling

[struth]

caught on camera

[walpurgis]

member of CAMRA

[struth]

Pulling his own

[walpurgis]

whilst on phone

[struth]

To his banker :rolleyes:

[Andrei]

the dirty spanker

[Marco]

who was ranker

[Andrei]

than Wayne Kerr

[struth]

sweet Jenny Tahlia

[Marco]

was corrupted by

[struth]

Ivor B Hardy

[Marco]

who interfered with

[walpurgis]

my TV reception

[struth]

twisting my dipole

[walpurgis]

fishing for tadpole

[struth]

in the waterhole

[Oddball]

of love and

[walpurgis]

hot sausage sarnies

[Marco]

a euphemism for

[struth]

meat'n two veg

[Marco]

hanging in distress

[walpurgis]

hounded by press

[Marco]

what a mess

[walpurgis]

it'll mop up

[Marco]

said Jenny to

[struth]

Three legged Jack

[walpurgis]

taking up slack

[struth]

alice's pink scanties

[Oddball]

whilst tugging on

[walpurgis]

pink wellington boots

[struth]

Slippery and slimy

[walpurgis]

shower of shit :lol:

[struth]

acts as bootwarmer

[walpurgis]

to a masochistic

[struth]

Royal ass wipe

[walpurgis]

it's all hype

[struth]

not my type

[walpurgis]

firm and ripe?

[struth]

beats floppily doppilies

[Marco]

girls like girth

[prestonchipfryer]

thick and porky

[Marco]

and 'top' heavy

[prestonchipfryer]

slippery with suppuration

[struth]

but standing proud

[Oddball]

Oooh matron dont

[struth]

a boweling sir?

[prestonchipfryer]

ooooh, yes, yes

[Marco]

prepare the discombobulating

[prestonchipfryer]

and surpassingly uncomfortable

[Marco]

but surprisingly stimulating

[prestonchipfryer]

with firm pressure

[Oddball]

fairy liquid today

[Marco]

poured into Jap's-eye

[Oddball]

with shitake mushrooms

[Marco]

Ah, a No34!

[struth]

or a no69

[Oddball]

with some mouthwash

[struth]

gotta love Hygienists

[Oddball]

old minge warriors

[struth]

who love spindlyfish

[Marco]

strewn across their

[Oddball]

laptops amid lashings

[twickers]

chocolate starfish sir?

[struth]

for her funnel

[twickers]

sold the wife

[struth]

A tall tail

[Marco]

got 65p and

[Oddball]

some pork scratchings

[twickers]

a voucher for

[Marco]

haemorrhoid cream and

[struth]

two inch suppository

[Oddball]

coated with battery

[twickers]

or buttery quimjelly

[struth]

loaded with acid

[Oddball]

drops and fudge

[struth]

at body temperature

[Marco]

mopped up with

[struth]

oily permed hair

[Marco]

stagnent, stinky and

[prestonchipfryer]

festering with maggots

[struth]

Typical hippy locks

[walpurgis]

and pimples too

[struth]

covered in grease

[Marco]

oozing with puss

[struth]

Comes frae Luss:doh:

[Marco]

Tarbert's goat meir

[struth]

oot withthe shears

[Marco]

toss yer caber!

[struth]

those were the......

[Marco]

days before wimmen

[struth]

or good wellies:eyebrows:

[walpurgis]

or a McDonalds

[struth]

yes, a sheepburger

[walpurgis]

not a sheepbugger?

[struth]

:lol: Meet and meat:eyebrows:

[Marco]

a win win

[struth]

mutton alla kebab

[walpurgis]

on the bone

[struth]

rotating very slowly

[walpurgis]

less than holy

[struth]

grease expanding exponentially

[Oddball]

meanwhile in Narnia

[struth]

Things never happen....

[walpurgis]

when you're crappin'

[Oddball]

and toe tappin

[walpurgis]

a bit of zappin'

[struth]

and some Zeppelin

[Oddball]

achtung baby oil

[struth]

for polishing botties

[Oddball]

already shiny from

[struth]

the constant rubbing

[walpurgis]

all night clubbing

[struth]

with the thrusting

[walpurgis]

end is rusting

[struth]

and needed buffing

[walpurgis]

to cure scuffing

[Oddball]

the ragamuffin when

[struth]

Asking for more

[Oddball]

of the same

[struth]

Got spanked again

[Marco]

for raiding Jenny's

[The Black Adder]

juicy fruity flap-jacks

[struth]

in her hidiehole

[Oddball]

which was black

[struth]

but very roomy

[The Black Adder]

considering it's position

[Oddball]

which was handy

[walpurgis]

legs all bandy

[twickers]

hot and randy

[struth]

Her names Mandy

[Oddball]

fond of candy

[struth]

and several shandies

[Marco]

after which she

[Andrei]

stumbled into a

[Marco]

gang of monkeys

[struth]

cheeky wee minkies

[Marco]

producing multiple stinkies

[struth]

From fuzzy bottoms

[Oddball]

projectile diahorrea too

[struth]

hideous to contemplate

[walpurgis]

that cacky nappie

[struth]

rash. causes tears

[Oddball]

Meanwhile the gorillas

[Marco]

snorted coke with

[struth]

their cheese burgers

[Marco]

'sook ma boabby'

[The Black Adder]

ketchup as lube

[Oddball]

and a marrow

[struth]

for practising on

[walpurgis]

whilst riding a

[Marco]

three-legged hippo in

[struth]

a china shop

[Oddball]

on a pogostick

[struth]

that was banned

[Marco]

by Mary Shitehouse

[struth]

Queen toiletbrush herself

[Marco]

Political correctness is

[walpurgis]

far less fun

[Marco]

than brutal honesty

[The Black Adder]

said Bernard Manning

[struth]

Big lavvy face

[Marco]

big dobber coupon

[Oddball]

while Julian Clary

[Marco]

gobbled a goat

[walpurgis]

(well) fuck a duck!

[Roy S]

Molest a Mallard

[Marco]

bother a badger

[walpurgis]

bang a bat

[struth]

shoot a cat

[Oddball]

fox a fox

[Marco]

strangle a salamander

[struth]

flog a dog

[Ninanina]

poor old fido

[struth]

should bite lado's

hi bev:beer:

[Ninanina]

in the bum

hiya Grant :D

[struth]

says angry mum

[Ninanina]

to her son

[struth]

a surly kilted

[Ninanina]

fellow he is...

[struth]

Caber in hand...

[Ninanina]

that sounds naughty

[struth]

wanted to pole-vault

[Ninanina]

but tripped over

[struth]

It's excessive length

[walpurgis]

and massive strength

[struth]

was required to...

[Ninanina]

coax him up

[struth]

causing a spasm

[Ninanina]

and a twitch

[struth]

requiring him to

[Ninanina]

overcome his desire

[struth]

to scratch his

[Ninanina]

head so much...

[struth]

Or go bald

[Ninanina]

as a coot

[struth]

Thats so cool

[Ninanina]

my Colin's bald

[struth]

never heard it called that before;)

so's my bum:eyebrows:

[Marco]

and yer bawbag

[struth]

was blown off

[Ninanina]

never heard it called that before;)


cheeky very cheeky :D

[struth]

:lol:

white terry towelling

[Ninanina]

around your body

[struth]

warming your body

[Marco]

instead of knickers

[struth]

A rubber g-string

[Marco]

nah, she prefers

[Ninanina]

a real thwack

[walpurgis]

Bigears and Noddy

[Marco]

ogled her body

[Ninanina]

covered in cling-film

[struth]

mishandled the goods

[Marco]

fondled her boobs

[struth]

and got baw-slapped

[Marco]

which excited him

[struth]

causing his nipples

[Oddball]

like raspberry ripples

[struth]

cones of pleasure

[Ninanina]

for his delectation

[twickers]

creating severe swelling

[struth]

around her floppilydoppilies

[Ninanina]

and some bulging

[Oddball]

in the cornetto

[struth]

around his sporran

[Ninanina]

nice and furry

[twickers]

tossing the caber

[walpurgis]

eyes gone blurry

[struth]

full of money

[Ninanina]

make it sunny

[struth]

lifting the hem

[Ninanina]

of your skirt

[Oddball]

pebble dashed the

[Ninanina]

parts well underneath

[struth]

saves on soap