Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Marco]

by its pincers

[Happy new avatar, Bev!] :D

[Ninanina]

Nice and sharp...

[Thanks Marco... thought you'd like it :eek:]

[Marco]

to cut through

[You'll now be known here as 'cucumber girl'] :eyebrows: ;)

[Ninanina]

to cut through

[You'll now be known here as 'cucumber girl'] :eyebrows: ;)

All the c**p..

[That suits me...]

[Ninanina]

FunFactory German engineering... :D:D

[cargar]

gets me veering

[Oddball]

up dark alley

[r100]

the time machine

[Marco]

celebrate your last

[r100]

appearance this year

[Marco]

in fishnet tights

[struth]

And sliced cucumbers

[Marco]

not sliced, frozen

[Ninanina]

ouchy so ouchy

[Marco]

harden the tip

[Oddball]

undo her zip

[Marco]

exposing her floral

[cargar]

bouquet of barbed

[Ninanina]

wire and some..

[Marco]

soft, white cotton

[Ninanina]

where it's necessary

[Marco]

to house her

[struth]

superb equipment fully

[walpurgis]

displayed with majestic

[Marco]

shaven soft sensuousness

[Ninanina]

use some Nair

[Marco]

gentle and soothing

[Ninanina]

melts it away

[struth]

like buffalo grease

[Marco]

use wire wool

[Ninanina]

good for exfoliating

[Oddball]

wet and dry

[Ninanina]

of 1200 grit

[walpurgis]

to rub tit :D

[struth]

Til shiny soft

[Marco]

Flick until erect

[Oddball]

hhhmmm nice headlights

[struth]

On full-beam permanently

[Oddball]

cup your hands

[r100]

pot your feet

[struth]

Toe them in

[cargar]

and blast with

[walpurgis]

both smoking barrels

[struth]

and Vinnie's ball-control

[Marco]

and Vicky's bladder-control

[Oddball]

pished all over

[struth]

his little moustache

[Ninanina]

a right Hitler..

[struth]

lying on floor

[Oddball]

reading Mein Kampf

[struth]

Down the Chinese

[Marco]

whilst ordering a

[Oddball]

Miss Chang to

[struth]

Fluff-up his noodle

[Marco]

dripping 'lemon sauce'

[r100]

on the marble

[cargar]

hard big chopstick

[Oddball]

over prawn balls

[struth]

And kebabby speared

[r100]

through the middle

[Marco]

of her spleen

[Oddball]

thats rather obscene

[cargar]

filmed by mobscene

[struth]

always has been

[Marco]

worth a jump

[cargar]

big fat lump

[Marco]

grab her rump

[Oddball]

quick hip pump

[struth]

To drain off

[Marco]

the stagnant pish

[struth]

from yesterday's sesh

[Marco]

with the donkey

[Roy S]

Who was wonky

[Puffin]

real proper like

[Marco]

a veritable fruit-loop

[struth]

Everyone likes holes

[r100]

then fall in

[struth]

Head first alas

[Marco]

into Big Berthas

[Oddball]

Happy Valley grotto

[Puffin]

squalor with dignity

[Ninanina]

fish with chips..

[Marco]

cucumber with pie

[struth]

dripping in gravy

[Marco]

juicy and succulent

[struth]

aged 65 years :eek:

[Light Dependant Resistor]

a nearby rumble

[Marco]

but still horny

[struth]

moist as-a fish

[cargar]

big moby dick

[struth]

Wont eat that

[Marco]

have my sausage

[struth]

sliced and diced

[Marco]

high meat content

[struth]

Called a haggis

[Marco]

gobble it up

[struth]

Jolly's for chieftain

[Marco]

O' the puddin'

[walpurgis]

oven baked and

[Marco]

served with cucumber

[walpurgis]

and rather squishy

[Marco]

thus preventing insertion

[Oddball]

or another perversion

[cargar]

other hole diversion

[Marco]

Phil MacCrevice was

[struth]

friends with Dick

[Marco]

the Dobber, who

[struth]

with Phil Mckracken

[Marco]

podgered Ben Dover

[Ninanina]

when he bent...

[Marco]

over Hugh Jass

[struth]

seeing a smile

[Ninanina]

like no other

[Marco]

a cheeky grin

[struth]

Toothless yet pokey

[Marco]

up for mischief

[struth]

that menacing dennis

[Marco]

touching where prohibited

[struth]

can cause jail-time

[Marco]

for rampant pervs

[struth]

standing to attention

[Marco]

outside public lavs

[struth]

dirty mac brigade

[Marco]

'Pointing Percy' at

[struth]

long arm of

[walpurgis]

the ape like

[Marco]

creature standing beside

[walpurgis]

the public drinking-fountain

[Oddball]

whilst bending over

[cargar]

the prostate jehovah

[struth]

praying for water

[cargar]

or vicar's daughter

[Oddball]

praying for tablender

[struth]

bender over table

[cargar]

OO er Matron

[struth]

is thatta daffodil

[cargar]

Poking out of

[struth]

that rudimentary canal

[Oddball]

full of punts

[cargar]

groans and grunts

[Ninanina]

from all concerned

[struth]

while watching wrestling

[twickers]

Hamsters versus Gerbils

[cargar]

no contest said

[Oddball]

Jeremey Clarkson whilst

[Ninanina]

he tripped over

[struth]

his oversized fundoshi

[Oddball]

slang for cock

[struth]

and leaky soup

[walpurgis]

on leaking boat

[Oddball]

plug the hole

[struth]

with little Willie

[Oddball]

is it free?

[struth]

well and truly

[Oddball]

squirt my blowhole

[struth]

'dar she squeaks

[Ninanina]

like guinea pig

[struth]

entering pussies mouth :eek:

[Ninanina]

poor little kitty

[struth]

Poor little rodent

[Marco]

eating a cucumber

[Ninanina]

they like them...

[struth]

as do you

[Ninanina]

I love em

[Marco]

nice and stiff

[struth]

dodge the lodger

[Ninanina]

all the way

[struth]

up the stairs

[Ninanina]

onto the landing..

[Marco]

knickers torn off

[struth]

by bannister post

[Ninanina]

they always catch..

[struth]

on the g-string

[Ninanina]

the best bit

[Marco]

hate G-strings, prefer

[Ninanina]

much prefer highlegs

[Marco]

nicer ass coverage

[Ninanina]

the defo do

[Marco]

nice and stretchy

[Ninanina]

like an elastic

[Marco]

holding everything in

[Ninanina]

like tummy control

[Oddball]

or mind control

[cargar]

we have ways

[struth]

To make-you burp

[Puffin]

clear the gulch

[struth]

With torrent of

[cargar]

JCB-size bucketfuls of

[Marco]

abuse, from po-faced

[struth]

Professional shit stirrers

[Marco]

dissatisfied with life

[mikeyb]

Join the club

[Marco]

Cheer up, it

[struth]

Will be quick

[Marco]

prepare the razor-blades

[mikeyb]

Bloody rugby game

[Oddball]

odd shaped balls

[Marco]

full, and needing

[cargar]

A good kick

[struth]

producing high pitch

[cargar]

with involuntary twitch

[walpurgis]

and embarrassing itch

[struth]

caused by witch

[Ninanina]

who put the

[struth]

hex on his

[Ninanina]

toil and trouble

[struth]

with boil up-his

[Oddball]

man juice potion

[struth]

causing caustic bum

[Oddball]

a nasty complaint

[struth]

complicated by piles

[Marco]

ah, farmer Giles

[Oddball]

rodgered Tintin in

[cargar]

the bottom field

[Puffin]

titty phyllis said

[struth]

say woof now

[Wakefield Turntables]

thread is stupid

[walpurgis]

what d'you expect? :D

[struth]

stupid-is stupid does

[Puffin]

i'm a knob-head

[cargar]

Rob the knob

[Marco]

open yer gob

[struth]

instead of ass

[walpurgis]

show your pass

[Jonboy]

let me in

[Marco]

suck on this

[Marco]

let me in

Yo, Johhny boy - where've ya been, old chap? :D

Marco.

[Jonboy]

hello Marco
rebuilding my life , if i said "divorce" that might give you a clue lol

[Marco]

Ah, gotcha... Sorry to hear that, mate. Hopefully you're back with us now? :)

Marco.

[Jonboy]

yer just dipping my toes back in to it all , my new partner is very accepting of my eccentric hobbies :eyebrows:

[Marco]

Lol... You've trained her well! ;)

Perhaps we should discuss this more on another thread? Back on-topic, then....



Martha flashed her

[struth]

big sexy muffins

[Puffin]

botty gas guffins

[Marco]

chuffy-arsed puffins

[Puffin]

are very lovely

[struth]

On the plate

[Puffin]

served with gentlemans-relish

[Marco]

and mature Gouda

[Oddball]

red hot douche

[struth]

Causes swollen nodule

[Oddball]

soothe with rubbing

[Marco]

teasing, the tip

[cargar]

causes lover's tiff

[struth]

If you sniff

[Marco]

her stupendously stiff

[struth]

Sweaty Guitar g-string

[Marco]

clogged with cack

[Oddball]

a plastic Mac

[struth]

unbuttoned and open

[r100]

play the accord