Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Oddball]

a nice lather

[struth]

dries the skin

[Ninanina]

use baby oil

[struth]

nice and slippery

[Marco]

tease the head

[Ninanina]

it does indeed

[struth]

reduces the stress

[Ninanina]

of the bulb

[struth]

which needs feeding

[Ninanina]

some nice food

[struth]

sweet n sour

[Ninanina]

is so nice

[struth]

paper wraps stone

[Ninanina]

stones break all

[struth]

speak for yourself:stalks:

[Ninanina]

nice and cozy

[struth]

some heated longjohns

[Ninanina]

not so sexy

[struth]

as-a delicate negligee

[Ninanina]

turns men on

[walpurgis]

like a tap

[Ninanina]

that's my experience

[struth]

goodie gum drops

[walpurgis]

bigger bum plops :lol:

[Ninanina]

big bums flop

[struth]

little bums split

[walpurgis]

scatalogically nascent procrastination :eek:

[Ninanina]

long words Geoff... :D

[struth]

whimsical shit stirring

[walpurgis]

in a cauldron

[walpurgis]

long words Geoff... :D

but short memory

[Ninanina]

oh bless you

[Ninanina]

and all that...

[struth]

kiss my cuddlies ;)

[Ninanina]

but very softly

[struth]

With your song

[Marco]

that's just wrong

[struth]

you've no soul :lol:

[Ninanina]

I'm not sure

[struth]

can't say girl

[Ninanina]

no I'm tongue-tied

[struth]

stereo skyline song

[Ninanina]

so it is

[struth]

also Red Dwarf

[Ninanina]

real cool star

[struth]

cold as ice

[Ninanina]

which is nice

[struth]

as is jazz

[Ninanina]

don't do jazz

[struth]

Jazz is freedom:)

[Ninanina]

not into it

[struth]

Liked the Kinks

[Marco]

you Kinky minx!

[Ninanina]

kinky is good

[struth]

kinky is ...slinky:)

[Marco]

dip your pinky

[struth]

in her twinkie :eek:

[Ninanina]

in pink blancmange

[struth]

Scotch Fluffy Jelly :lol:

[walpurgis]

big wobbly belly

[Oddball]

better than tele

[walpurgis]

must be film

[struth]

tomato soup skin:steam:

[Ninanina]

a bit chewy

[Marco]

like purple 'bulbs'

[struth]

and overripe tomatos

[walpurgis]

cannibalism, real toes :eek:

[struth]

tickled by feathers

[Ninanina]

on your feet

[Marco]

tickle torture is

[struth]

no torture atall

[walpurgis]

and kicked balls

[Marco]

some enjoy pain :eyebrows:

[Ninanina]

now that's torture :)

[struth]

iron balls Mcgee

[Marco]

spank ma bottee

[walpurgis]

barbed wire filigree

[struth]

coffee stained nappies

[walpurgis]

bloodstained exhumed parts :eek:

[struth]

gone slightly stiff:doh:

[walpurgis]

wallop it hard

[struth]

or leavit alone

[Marco]

use an ice-cube

[struth]

keep it straight

[walpurgis]

pay the rate

[struth]

Get up late

[Marco]

wash yer balls

[walpurgis]

in the fountain

[struth]

of eternal youth

[walpurgis]

her private booth

[Marco]

where unspeakable things

[struth]

on pleasure beach

[Marco]

where Speedos screech

[struth]

and bikinis ping

[Marco]

then they pong

[struth]

producing the song

[Marco]

that goes on

[struth]

airing a g-string

[Ninanina]

a good thing

[struth]

it wasn't Homer's

[Ninanina]

he'd look silly

[struth]

Horrific's more accurate :eek:

[Marco]

like some saddle-bags

[walpurgis]

Horrific sounds good

[struth]

But looks terrifying

[Ninanina]

he's so big

[struth]

Fatter than me (thank god):lol:

[dantheman91]

Cock Piss Partridge.....

"Alan Partridge Quote"

[struth]

Knowing You Dan

[dantheman91]

Knowing You Dan

Knowing me knowing You

Actually a very good series i thought though not to every ones taste.:)

Aha!!!!

[walpurgis]

Not three words

[Ninanina]

Knowing me knowing You

Actually a very good series i thought though not to every ones taste.:)

Aha!!!!

Back of the-net....

I loved the series..

[dantheman91]

Not three words

Opps Opps Opps....

[dantheman91]

Back of the-net....

I loved the series..

Could get interesting.......:)

[struth]

faster than a.....

[Ninanina]

graceful speeding greyhound... (my favourite animal!)

[struth]

Haring it after..

[Marco]

my speedy Brabus

[struth]

but got exhausted :eyebrows:

[Ninanina]

prefer the dog..... :lol:

[struth]

sweet and loyal

[Marco]

I knocked down :D

[Ninanina]

an old lady

[struth]

Just for fun

[Marco]

'cos I'm mean

[Ninanina]

to the bone

[Marco]

but deep down

[Ninanina]

a nice guy :)

[struth]

groundhog day bhoy

[Oddball]

scratching my overlarge

[struth]

turret with my

[Ninanina]

long little pinkies...

[Oddball]

causing my cannon

[Ninanina]

to shoot balls

[walpurgis]

to misfire badly

[struth]

and unfortunately prematurely :D

[walpurgis]

spattering all the

[struth]

fluffy dice with

[Ninanina]

a nice fur

[struth]

coat of white

[Ninanina]

take them away..

[struth]

for a wash

[Ninanina]

and brush up

[struth]

before carrying on

[Roy S]

with renewed vigour

[struth]

towards your goal

[Roy S]

hit the spot

[struth]

hit the bullseye

[Marco]

smack on her

[struth]

little torsorial equator

[Marco]

causing an instant

[The Black Adder]

bulge and then

[struth]

undercarriage elastic snaps

[Marco]

spilling all the

[Oddball]

instant whip over

[struth]

the fluffy carpet

[walpurgis]

and hairy armpit

[Ninanina]

that sounds gross

[struth]

and looks grosser

[walpurgis]

almost said 'tosser' :lol:

[struth]

said the bishop

[walpurgis]

outside the chipshop

[Ninanina]

chomping on crispiness

[struth]

of the actress's

[walpurgis]

big lopsided bum

[struth]

sitting on his

[Ninanina]

little fragile piece

[struth]

of chocolate cake

[walpurgis]

filled pink wellies

[Ninanina]

not into pink...

[struth]

now, but purple

[walpurgis]

not into pink...

More into drink? :D

[Ninanina]

More into drink? :D

No that's naughty.. :eek:

[struth]

naughty but nice

[Ninanina]

it can be

[struth]

pleasure; or it....

[Ninanina]

hits you bad....

[struth]

heart and bones

[Ninanina]

can become painful

[struth]

but can uplift

[Ninanina]

your spirits somewhat

[walpurgis]

watered and drunk

[Ninanina]

never get drunk

[struth]

Just warmly happy

[walpurgis]

wearing adult nappie

[walpurgis]

never get drunk

Just wear punk

[Ninanina]

that's a thought..

[Oddball]

ring in nose

[walpurgis]

and saggy hose

[Oddball]

stiffen with blue

[walpurgis]

paisley patterned wallpaper :D

[Ninanina]

piercings all over

[walpurgis]

dog named Rover

[Ninanina]

poor little doggy..

[struth]

Like our doggy

[Ninanina]

has he piercings ?

[struth]

She's a gal

[walpurgis]

name is Sal

[Ninanina]

ooops wrong sex

[walpurgis]

whom to text?

[Ninanina]

that'll be next

[struth]

she's my boys ( border terrier)

[struth]

http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/800x600q90/908/0OhCEe.jpg (Misha)

and this was Shawn (he was mine originally) http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/800x600q90/661/YWeW88.jpg

[Ninanina]

love them all (I'm animal mad...!!)

[Ninanina]

he's so lovely....

[Ninanina]

can't stop tonight... ;)

[struth]

tonight is tomorrow:eyebrows:

[Ninanina]

tonight is tomorrow:eyebrows:

indeed it is...

[Ninanina]

who's bed first ??

[struth]

nights are long

[Ninanina]

I'm night owl..

[struth]

bit the same :)

[Ninanina]

rubbish in mornings.... ;)

[struth]

put out lights:lol:

[Ninanina]

is that now ?

[struth]

They're back on :)

[Marco]

Wot, ya pants?

[struth]

pants morse code:lol:

[Marco]

dot, pebble dash? :eyebrows:

[struth]

very much so

[The Black Adder]

on my toe

[struth]

feel your twitcher

[The Black Adder]

i'd rather not

[struth]

burst my blister

[walpurgis]

practice with sister

[struth]

shes a twister

[Marco]

call her mister

[walpurgis]

moustache and all

[struth]

big beard too

[Marco]

between her legs

[struth]

well strapped down

[walpurgis]

dressed as clown

[Marco]

starts to frown

[walpurgis]

pants turned brown

[struth]

needs to-be mown

[Marco]

maintaining that 'V'-shape

[walpurgis]

of two fingers

[Oddball]

Harvey Smith said

[walpurgis]

forty years ago :D

[struth]

up yir Broome

[Marco]

ya bam ye

[struth]

Harvey Smith in his younger days always reminded me of Stanley Baker



eat my yorkie

[Marco]

chow ma Chewits!

[struth]

spit the pips

[Marco]

oan yer boz

[struth]

Kiss my grits :lol:

[Marco]

oil my bits

[kirstysdad]

without holding back

[struth]

With the gums

[Marco]

Cauterise your cock