Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Marco]

and licked-off by

[Rare Bird]

one legged guinea-pig

[prestonchipfryer]

with mammoth molars

[Jonboy]

called Johnny-the-mutant-Psycho pig http://i419.photobucket.com/albums/pp272/jonboy_01/graphics-guinea-pig-770664.jpg

[WOStantonCS100]

with amazingly quick

[Marco]

severe bowel failure

[WOStantonCS100]

annihilating bog rolls

[Marco]

with putrid bum-juice

[prestonchipfryer]

splashing the pan

[worthingpagan]

coating the walls

[Marco]

with arse gravy

[worthingpagan]

on yorkshire puddings

[prestonchipfryer]

yummy, more please!

[Marco]

and some quim-jelly!

[Jonboy]

pass the spoon

[Marco]

Look-out for lumps!

[Jonboy]

of creamy Knob-snot

[Marco]

jostling for domimance

[Jonboy]

dressed in leather

[Marco]

and 'Jesus sandles'

[prestonchipfryer]

Patricia wears them

[Marco]

for special parties

[worthingpagan]

RSVP strictly observed

[Marco]

select your car-keys

[worthingpagan]

audi quattro please

[Marco]

some back-seat action

[Border Riever]

with delectable daphne

[worthingpagan]

wearing a jock-strap

[prestonchipfryer]

size, extra large

[Marco]

soiled adult nappies

[Border Riever]

make nice souffle

[Marco]

nice, bitter tang

[prestonchipfryer]

squishy and squelchy

[worthingpagan]

bag of liver

[Marco]

and bell-end slime

[worthingpagan]

gracefully combine together

[Marco]

creating succulent pâté

[Bluedroog]

Works as lube.

[Marco]

aiding rapid penetration

[Jonboy]

and squelchy ball-slap

[Roy S]

with minimal friction

[prestonchipfryer]

and squealing ecstasy

[Beechwoods]

md-ma-zing

[Marco]

ring-sting... Ouch! :eek:

[Roy S]

fetch the anusol

[WOStantonCS100]

we're goin' in

[Marco]

Wellies on, preparing

[worthingpagan]

suck - it and see

[Marco]

fighting through crabs

[Roy S]

Fleets of ships

[Bluedroog]

Sex starved sailors.

[Jonboy]

pass the vaseline

[Marco]

whilst I lube-up

[Roy S]

Assume the position

[Marco]

and prepare for

[Jonboy]

a royal visit

[Roy S]

from King Dong

[Marco]

Wallopers R Us

[Jonboy]

deep well drilling

[prestonchipfryer]

Claudette charges a-shilling

[Roy S]

For the works

[worthingpagan]

crew are willing

[Straff]

with crenellated molluscs

[prestonchipfryer]

and cephalopod curry

[Marco]

including pussy-pod Pavlova

[prestonchipfryer]

a fish-lovers' delight

[worthingpagan]

a baby's brain

[Marco]

soft and milky

[prestonchipfryer]

firm but yielding

[audio39]

sliced and diced

[Roy S]

shaken not stirred

[worthingpagan]

ah, Mr Bond

[Thing Fish]

open your legs...

[Reid Malenfant]

laser on-the way

[Roy S]

centre parting sir?

[prestonchipfryer]

that'll be lovely

[Marco]

Fancy a wank?

[Thing Fish]

Or a soapy...

[Marco]

'seeing to' with

[prestonchipfryer]

Claudette's helping hand

[Marco]

, her teasing fingertips

[prestonchipfryer]

and eager tongue

[Marco]

caressing swollen genitalia

[worthingpagan]

provoking imminent eruptions

[Marco]

witnessed by lolly-pop-ladies

[Rare Bird]

with Polka-dot knickers

[Roy S]

stockings and suspenders

[prestonchipfryer]

stained and dirty

[Marco]

from salacious endeavours

[Roy S]

with effeminate Lumberjacks

[Jonboy]

in pink tutu's

[Marco]

eyeing-up assorted erections

[Reid Malenfant]

of scaffold towers

[Roy S]

to chop down

[Marco]

for penis enlargement

[worthingpagan]

& hernia repairs

[Thing Fish]

with bolt cutters...

[Roy S]

and nut tightners

[Alex_UK]

the silly spanners

[Thing Fish]

and willy spinners

[Darren]

With pink diamanté

[Marco]

adult 'princess outfits'

[prestonchipfryer]

with see-through knickers

[worthingpagan]

and frilly aprons

[audio39]

dripping wet with

[prestonchipfryer]

slippery love juices

[Jonboy]

pass the wellies

[audio39]

and an umbrella

[Marco]

daddy's emptying his

[Roy S]

into a stockpot

[Jonboy]

big fat dumplings

[worthingpagan]

soaked in gravy

[Marco]

man's milk and

[worthingpagan]

stale goats piss

[Alex_UK]

mulled like wine

[Jonboy]

nice warm toddy

[worthingpagan]

rub-it-on your body

[Roy S]

chanting 'Bill Oddie'

[Jonboy]

who loves tits

[Alex_UK]

Great or Blue?

[worthingpagan]

up to you

[Marco]

I'll have Sue

[WOStantonCS100]

reach for the

[prestonchipfryer]

flabby wobbly bits

[Marco]

instantly stiffening upon

[worthingpagan]

entering the labyrinth

[Marco]

of delectable moistness

[Darren]

And slick loveliness

[worthingpagan]

offering sloppy seconds

[Darren]

Bestride wet decks

[prestonchipfryer]

shagging old wrecks

[Marco]

for ten-bob and

[prestonchipfryer]

a dozen crabs

[Marco]

loving fresh seafood

[prestonchipfryer]

fish-paste, mmmm lovely

[Marco]

I smell anchovies

[prestonchipfryer]

Claudette is coming

[Marco]

an unforgettable scent

[morris_minor]

Keep calm, dear.

[Marco]

your knickers aren't

[worthingpagan]

at all clean

[Marco]

Call Captain Skidmark!

[Roy S]

with his scraper

[worthingpagan]

and usual caper

[Jonboy]

turd busters r-us

[Roy S]

that's not ectoplasm!

[Marco]

it smells wrong

[Roy S]

a strange colour

[Marco]

and nutty texture

[Roy S]

in mint green

[Marco]

matching the snot

[worthingpagan]

on his toast

[Marco]

with toenail cheese

[WOStantonCS100]

extricated from her

[worthingpagan]

saggy anal passage

[Roy S]

imminent rectal proplapse

[Marco]

signalling placenta slippage

[Roy S]

and orificial ooze

[Marco]

suppurating, puss-like down

[Roy S]

followed by seasonal

[Marco]

vegetables, lightly steamed

[Roy S]

in lemon jus

[Marco]

and stagnant nappy-fluid

[prestonchipfryer]

garnished with vomit

[Marco]

, penis fungal crust

[prestonchipfryer]

, bowel bursting eruption

[worthingpagan]

premature ejaculation fluid

[Marco]

rancid arse gravy

[worthingpagan]

lovingly slurped by

[Roy S]

sixteen vestal virgins

[prestonchipfryer]

and syphilitic slags

[Roy S]

wearing flat caps

[Darren]

Showing their flaps

[Marco]

flick that bean

[Darren]

Hear them scream

[prestonchipfryer]

swallow the cream

[worthingpagan]

just a dream?

[Jonboy]

yes i'm married

[Marco]

she prefers girls

[worthingpagan]

with large pendulous

[Marco]

papontos, nipples erect

[Jonboy]

ready for fine-tuning

[Roy S]

searching for luxembourg

[prestonchipfryer]

Claudette lives there

[RichB]

speaker cable disaster

[Marco]

thickness was insufficient

[brian2957]

Did the job

[Roy S]

quality not quantity

[Marco]

girth before length

[Roy S]

leg before wicket

[worthingpagan]

shit before-the shovel

[Roy S]

arse over tit

[Marco]

Kelly did fall

[Roy S]

heels too high

[Jonboy]

behind her head

[Roy S]

legs a kimbo

[worthingpagan]

just a bimbo

[Marco]

from lower Brimbo

[worthingpagan]

getting near Crimbo

[Marco]

Wotcha gettin' SWMBO?

[Puffin]

I 'ate Christmas

[prestonchipfryer]

''Bumhug'', declared Scrooge

[Marco]

as he fondled

[Roy S]

Jacob Marley's chains

[Marco]

causing a peculiar

[Roy S]

amount of friction

[Puffin]

needing lubey lou

[Roy S]

seasonal goose fat

[Puffin]

for the "big-boned"

[Roy S]

and sausagemeat challenged

[Jonboy]

skinless is better

[Marco]

tiny chipolatas unwanted

[Roy S]

try cumberland ring

[Reid Malenfant]

my favourite sausage :eyebrows:















Don't you lot get the wrong idea either :D I buy at least two when I shop every week :cool:

[Jonboy]

Brighton night out

[Marco]

'Showz-yer-stiffy', says

[worthingpagan]

Lancing night in

[brian2957]

washing my hair

[prestonchipfryer]

pink shampoo preferred

[Marco]

washing yer balls

[Border Riever]

with a jetwash

[prestonchipfryer]

scrotum-splitting stress

[worthingpagan]

seeing a psychiatrist

[Roy S]

on platonic basis

[Marco]

from alcoholic's anonymous

[Roy S]

fancy a pint

[worthingpagan]

if you're paying

[Marco]

Don't get frisky!

[Roy S]

I'll 'ave 'alf

[Jonboy]

mines a whisky

[worthingpagan]

recovery's looking risky

[Marco]

Misky farts, releasing

[prestonchipfryer]

deadly silent fumes

[Jonboy]

death by asphyxiation

[worthingpagan]

sit-on my face

[prestonchipfryer]

eat me alive

[Puffin]

sinks are scum

[Marco]

washers are wankers

[Jonboy]

bolts are bollock

[worthingpagan]

frozen frigid fridges

[Marco]

avoid marrying them

[prestonchipfryer]

just shag 'em

[Marco]

and dump 'em

[Rare Bird]

n' eat em'

[prestonchipfryer]

tastes quite fishy

[Marco]

the pants she

[prestonchipfryer]

rinsed-out the juice

[Marco]

especially crotch area

[Roy S]

triple ply gusset

[prestonchipfryer]

all sizes available