Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Marco]

frothy man's milk

[walpurgis]

splashed on granny's

[Marco]

humungous oversized bloomers

[struth]

platchy and sweaty

[walpurgis]

but Sunday best

[struth]

roasted on fire

[southall-1998]

With painstaking detail.

S.

[Puffin]

but shoddy and

[southall-1998]

Very nice indeed.

S.

[struth]

Considering its shit

[walpurgis]

a polished turd

[struth]

A Finnished one

[walpurgis]

was russian about

[Ninanina]

all over place

[struth]

with sweet Georgia

[Puffin]

brown stains that

[Ninanina]

cannot be removed

[struth]

by Washington state

[Puffin]

laundromat suds, but

[struth]

costs a Guinea

[walpurgis]

my uncle vinny

[struth]

my aunty fanny

[walpurgis]

your aunty's fanny

[struth]

aunty's Brazilian blend

[walpurgis]

roast her beans

[struth]

smell her released

[walpurgis]

uncaged furry familiars

[Marco]

reeking saddlebags and

[struth]

huge overhang, which

[walpurgis]

supports a sagging

[Marco]

over-stretched entry wall

[struth]

next-to her firewall

[Marco]

Fire it in!

[struth]

Sear the tip

[Marco]

for optimal penetration

[Puffin]

bang for bucks!

[Marco]

a royal beasting

[Puffin]

grunters for munters

[struth]

Cold blooded porking

[walpurgis]

sausage & bacon sarnie

[struth]

Pastry faced cheeks

[walpurgis]

toad in-the hole

[Puffin]

offal stench pervading

[Marco]

like stinky feet

[struth]

Foot n mouth

[Marco]

licking the toe-jam

[walpurgis]

and liking it

[struth]

kissing the baby

[walpurgis]

sized floppy pink

[struth]

fat wrinkly old

[Marco]

excuse of a

[struth]

Kidney shaped ass

[Marco]

Can't sleep, daftee?

[struth]

Never sleep well

[Marco]

watch some Polish-porn

[struth]

Softening her grits

[Marco]

sending a shiver

[struth]

though her teeth

[Marco]

just before swallowing

[struth]

clotted cream eclair

[Marco]

tongue wrapped around

[walpurgis]

her best dentures

[struth]

biting his bullet

[walpurgis]

two rounds buttered

[struth]

with white lard

[walpurgis]

grease that axle

[struth]

make it slippery

[Marco]

plunge it in

[walpurgis]

badly knotted and

[struth]

With warped end

[Marco]

still capable of

[struth]

Causing severe damage

[Marco]

to aroused areas

[walpurgis]

needing sanding down

[struth]

powder coat it

[Marco]

with solidified spunk

[struth]

Was thinking powder

[walpurgis]

for sprinkling over

[Marco]

her moist pie

[walpurgis]

a savoury treat

[Marco]

for fish lovers

[struth]

a salty dog

[Marco]

with flaky flaps

[struth]

Muscular and gripping

[walpurgis]

spread-on the dripping

[struth]

insure your shitter

[walpurgis]

not common policy

[Marco]

but permissible under

[walpurgis]

duress and torture

[Puffin]

fingers removed for

[walpurgis]

boning and baking

[Puffin]

a hand shandy

[struth]

Light fingered shuffle

[Puffin]

heavy knuckle dragging

[walpurgis]

President Donald Trump

[struth]

Knave of chumps

[Marco]

full of pumps

[struth]

Pulling the pints

[walpurgis]

nice big jugs

[struth]

check her porthole

[walpurgis]

fill-in the pothole

[alphaGT]

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[walpurgis]

bar is raised

[struth]

stamp her ticket

[Puffin]

lick her wicket

[struth]

ball him out

[Marco]

go in, ball-deep

[struth]

Remove his smirk

[Marco]

by placing ice

[struth]

around the sac

[Marco]

deflating his stiffy

[struth]

Cooling his interest

[Puffin]

in leaders wives

[Marco]

wearing vintage girdles

[struth]

Stays in place

[Marco]

regardless of abuse

[walpurgis]

Who to accuse?

[struth]

big Tam pax

[walpurgis]

has been immured

[Marco]

inside luscious lips

[struth]

Tired and fat

[Marco]

from lack of

[Landloper]

that eleemosynary zeal

[Puffin]

with visionary aplomb

[struth]

Where's my bedder

[Marco]

beside your bladder

[walpurgis]

potty needs emptying

[Marco]

of some 'soup'

[struth]

probably brown windsor

[Marco]

with 'bits' in

[struth]

for what ails-ya

[Marco]

Cum again, darling?

[struth]

pump action shots

[Marco]

whitewash the ceiling

[walpurgis]

a stippled finish

[Marco]

rivalling finest artex

[struth]

grey and gloopy

[walpurgis]

battered and droopy

[struth]

Tired and saggy

[walpurgis]

totally clapped out

[Marco]

stretched beyond repair

[walpurgis]

for recycling only

[struth]

Marks like highways

[Puffin]

marks like skiddies

[struth]

Skids like soil

[walpurgis]

a flying buttress

[Marco]

-sized bum, was

[struth]

sticking out from

[walpurgis]

a large holdall

[struth]

which didn't hold-all

[walpurgis]

bursting at seams

[struth]

renting of cloth

[Puffin]

touching it mostly

[Marco]

I touch-mine daily

[struth]

never seen mine

[walpurgis]

I've got two

[Marco]

Inches? Yes, true! :D

[struth]

feet. i think

[walpurgis]

Inches? Yes, true! :D

you cheeky git! :lol:

[Marco]

I meant girth! :lol:

[struth]

king-sized wedding tackle

[walpurgis]

It gets worse! :eek:

[Marco]

size matters to

[Puffin]

the sizeless one

[hifilover]

Sack-sniffing cockwomble :D

[Marco]

Only on Thursdays :thumbsup:

[struth]

occasionally on Friday

[walpurgis]

with naughty Nora

[Marco]

offering gumsy gobbles

[struth]

By Fiona flapface

[Puffin]

prune her clematis

[Marco]

with your teeth

[struth]

nosing her stigma

[walpurgis]

gusset snagging nostrils

[struth]

as does smell

[Puffin]

gut wrenching odour

[Marco]

of stagnant pish-flaps

[struth]

pierced and bloody

[Marco]

from rough RIDING

[Puffin]

saddle up and

[struth]

run for the

[walpurgis]

prime minister's job

[struth]

scream blue murder

[walpurgis]

given reddish welts

[struth]

some nice yellowing

[Marco]

from bell-end cheese

[struth]

scraped and toasted

[walpurgis]

bread and butt

[Puffin]

plugs make happy

[Marco]

sandwich fillings for

[Puffin]

grotesquely distorted and

[Marco]

corrupt Tory politicians

[struth]

Chewing the cud

[walpurgis]

herd of cattle

[struth]

the january sales

[Marco]

May for sale

[struth]

cold june gust

[walpurgis]

Maybe no bargain

[struth]

her face cracked

[walpurgis]

bags all packed

[struth]

brain starts leaking

[walpurgis]

advisors start squeeking

[struth]

queen of tarts

[walpurgis]

off with heads

[Puffin]

dick was first

[Marco]

'on the job'

[struth]

suffering fungal attack

[walpurgis]

manky mildewed meat

[Marco]

smelled like her-feet

[struth]

came from her

[Puffin]

diabolically engorged scrofula

[walpurgis]

flippin 'eck mate

[Puffin]

yea, my bad

[walpurgis]

leg keeps aching

[Marco]

middle leg throb

[walpurgis]

pole vaulting along

[struth]

Losing one's mind

[walpurgis]

game of marbles

[struth]

balls on table

[walpurgis]

and snookered again

[struth]

resting his cue

[walpurgis]

potting the pink

[Puffin]

chalk the end

[walpurgis]

cannon the balls

[struth]

pot the dutchess

[walpurgis]

nobs go first

[struth]

premature withdrawal syndrome

[Marco]

due to smell

[walpurgis]

awful at-any moment

[struth]

pungent scent laden

[Marco]

unwashed vag walls

[struth]

Shafts of green

[walpurgis]

said maid marion

[struth]

To robins little

[Puffin]

red breasted strumpet

[struth]

red shoes too

[walpurgis]

tiptoe to reach

[struth]

professional levels of

[Roy S]

Shit hot porn

[struth]

all porn's shit

[Puffin]

if you slip

[walpurgis]

on a turd

[Puffin]

burglar. Anyway I

[walpurgis]

am totally ashamed

[struth]

quite rightly so

[Puffin]

bang to rights

[struth]

Hand in her

[Marco]

knickers, flicking her

[Puffin]

fag ash on

[struth]

his big log-fired