Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Marco]

Jane's 'jam-rag' needed

[walpurgis]

carefully avoiding mention

[struth]

causing a pukefest

[Ninanina]

cucumbers all good

[struth]

custard all bad

[walpurgis]

said auntie Glad

[struth]

with enthusiastic disdain

[walpurgis]

dangling her knitting

[struth]

from her knickers

[walpurgis]

whilst playing banjo

[struth]

beside the fireplace

[walpurgis]

with her dentures

[struth]

warming in-the pisspot

[walpurgis]

readying for dinner

[Marco]

sniff the aroma

[walpurgis]

suspiciously fart tinged

[Marco]

confined-within her panties

[walpurgis]

with-a large archive

[Marco]

of dodgy pictures

[prestonchipfryer]

of her huge

[Marco]

bestiality DVD collection

[prestonchipfryer]

huge erection, probably

[struth]

Outside her window

[Marco]

on that giraffe

[struth]

Swinging his ball

[Marco]

with gay abandon

[struth]

well, abandoned anyways

[Marco]

due to pongy

[struth]

Black pant dung

[Marco]

'maturing' nicely in

[prestonchipfryer]

time for supper

[Marco]

garden worms with

[Puffin]

mushrooms in flagrante

[Marco]

old Betty's favourite

[Puffin]

before 6.30, but

[Marco]

after her bath

[Ninanina]

in sour milk

[Marco]

seeping into every

[struth]

cooks best fetish

[Ninanina]

with a spoon

[walpurgis]

witherspoon's for beer

[Marco]

and a fumble

[walpurgis]

for loose change

[struth]

to pay piper

[walpurgis]

for new sporran

[struth]

and bagpipe chanter

[Marco]

lift ma kilt

[prestonchipfryer]

see the monster

[Marco]

frighten the girls

[prestonchipfryer]

and give them

[Puffin]

prickly prickle prick

[walpurgis]

who's a lunatic?

[struth]

Look Behind You:lol:

[Puffin]

grab a knoife

[walpurgis]

slice the ham

[Marco]

squeeze Japs-eye

[walpurgis]

eat yer pie

[struth]

smeared with sauce

[walpurgis]

fill a horse

[struth]

with sodapop bottles

[Marco]

milk its walloper

[Puffin]

gobble it's gulch

[struth]

Lard for lardlad

[Puffin]

fat is good

[walpurgis]

and lardy da

[prestonchipfryer]

taking it greedily

[struth]

Garnished by Olive

[Puffin]

old beefy olive

[walpurgis]

with Popeye's encouragement

[prestonchipfryer]

she slips slowly

[struth]

Into the gravy

[prestonchipfryer]

completely ruining the

[struth]

Gals mushy pees

[walpurgis]

pickling her onions

[struth]

Sweet n firm

[prestonchipfryer]

and splendidly proportioned

[Puffin]

but grotesquely malformed

[walpurgis]

funny looking too

[Puffin]

hilariously long escutcheons

[Marco]

risible, weeping carbuncles

[struth]

keep them clean

[walpurgis]

with a stiff-brush

[Puffin]

up my arse

[walpurgis]

for ill-fitting trousers

[Marco]

worn by wombats

[walpurgis]

into battle against

[struth]

with possum pockets

[Puffin]

for hand shandy

[struth]

has nice head

[walpurgis]

of steam up

[struth]

the bendy spout

[Oddball]

blow your top

[walpurgis]

blast your bottom

[struth]

Huge gaseous exchange

[walpurgis]

nebulous fart vapour

[Marco]

inhale and enjoy!

[struth]

Winner smells all

[Marco]

sniff her gusset

[struth]

like a labrador

[Marco]

shnortling a truffle

[prestonchipfryer]

and dribbling snot

[struth]

Over slack Alice

[Marco]

a total bike

[struth]

faster than curry

[Puffin]

hits the pan

[Marco]

causing severe blokage

[struth]

and noobie women :D

[Ninanina]

Are peeeeeeeeed off.... :doh:

[Ninanina]

all ok now...

[walpurgis]

stiff upper lip :)

[Ninanina]

and all that... :D

[Puffin]

spoon bill profligacy

[Marco]

I'll have two

[Puffin]

U Da Man

[walpurgis]

just thought I'd

[Marco]

scratch my sack

[walpurgis]

before a snack

[Marco]

a cheesy dip

[walpurgis]

pimped up with

[Marco]

essence of Oxo-cube

[struth]

pervade the room

[Marco]

The stench was

[walpurgis]

and pervert the

[walpurgis]

dense aromatically savoury

[Marco]

tang, reminiscent of

[prestonchipfryer]

steaming dung piles

[Ninanina]

need a holiday

[struth]

Gee me too

[Ninanina]

Will be going..

[struth]

on an airplane

[Ninanina]

actually by road

[struth]

motorbiking, oh, motorbiking ..

[Ninanina]

how I wish...

[struth]

upon a star..

[Ninanina]

I love Pinocchio

[walpurgis]

stiff woody nose

[Ninanina]

that'll do it

[struth]

reaching for-the prize

[walpurgis]

through open window

[struth]

pulling out-his plum

[walpurgis]

duff and custard

[struth]

over her pie

[walpurgis]

crust and huge

[struth]

trough of cream

[walpurgis]

like substance that

[struth]

floats on water

[walpurgis]

skis and zooms

[struth]

like a hedgehog

[walpurgis]

aquatic athlete doing

[struth]

pressups on-a pudding...

[walpurgis]

shaped enormous mushroom

[Marco]

was his 'dome'

[prestonchipfryer]

glistening and slippery

[Marco]

signalling evil intent

[struth]

Rolling in mire

[walpurgis]

tied with wire

[prestonchipfryer]

nuts on fire

[Oddball]

in a byre

[walpurgis]

find a buyer

[struth]

for my kidney

[walpurgis]

shaped oversize metal

[struth]

ice cold chiller

[walpurgis]

in alex's fridge

[struth]

where his lovely

[walpurgis]

glowing green artificial

[struth]

facial hair sprouted

[walpurgis]

so rapidly that

[struth]

tigers took-up residence

[Marco]

in his trunks

[struth]

with-the jungle snake

[walpurgis]

fer de lance

[struth]

keeping warm and

[walpurgis]

toastie under bedclothes

[Marco]

causing excessive sweating

[struth]

slipping and sliding

[Gerolamo]

with heavy petting

[walpurgis]

and surgical vetting

[Marco]

to prevent bed-wetting

[struth]

of the slippery

[struth]

dirty little crevice

[Marco]

replete with smegma

[struth]

And gummed-up bears

[Marco]

no resemblance to

[struth]

The Chicago bears

[prestonchipfryer]

just her enormous

[Marco]

sopping-wet, aching, wide-open

[struth]

giant mongo mangos

[walpurgis]

fruity farty fervour

[Marco]

stagnent arse gas

[struth]

High octane propellant

[walpurgis]

it's a blast

[struth]

from the past

[walpurgis]

come to haunt

[struth]

scaring the girls

[walpurgis]

opening his mac

[struth]

ten clear windows

[walpurgis]

in the files

[struth]

bureau of piles

[Marco]

turns her on

[prestonchipfryer]

with wildly swinging

[Marco]

parties, full of

[prestonchipfryer]

slag-faced, beer swilling

[Marco]

lesbians, licking quims

[prestonchipfryer]

with great relish

[Marco]

'tonguing' for Tottenham

[struth]

Caking your chiswicks:eyebrows:

[prestonchipfryer]

licking your lollipop

[Marco]

savour the flavour

[struth]

Smell her pearl

[prestonchipfryer]

clatter her clit

[Marco]

sniff her slit

[prestonchipfryer]

yank yer yucca

[struth]

Russia at her

[Marco]

sardine-flavoured pishers

[struth]

Bait for fishers

[Oddball]

pull my lugworm

[struth]

scoop-out my muscle

[walpurgis]

touch of back-strain

[struth]

whipping his rod

[Oddball]

looking for cod

[walpurgis]

said st.peter when

[struth]

at the fishmongers

[walpurgis]

and was battered

[struth]

by Colonel Sanders

[walpurgis]

drunk on old-kentucky

[struth]

red-eyed Buffalo juice

[Marco]

putrid, yet salty

[Oddball]

with a hint

[Marco]

of stagnant fart-gas

[struth]

In the mix

[walpurgis]

to bake a-cake

[struth]

looks like Fanny's

[walpurgis]

king caradoc decrees

[struth]

polishing his walnuts

[walpurgis]

and exhibiting to

[Marco]

the assembled giraffes

[struth]

His magnificent trumpet

[walpurgis]

like-it or lump-it

[struth]

Or even pump-it

[Marco]

or molest it

[struth]

With your molars

[prestonchipfryer]

after rubbing vigorously

[Marco]

the stiffened shaft

[struth]

Against cheese grater

[struth]

Against cheese grater

[prestonchipfryer]

with instant regret

[Marco]

she'd been violated

[walpurgis]

with a violin

[Marco]

strings wrapped around

[prestonchipfryer]

the glistening quim