Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[struth]

or wine bottle

[Puffin]

penis noir variety

[walpurgis]

a dark horse

[struth]

Coq au vin

[walpurgis]

chicken like appearance

[struth]

hatching the brood

[User211]

immense semen reserves

[struth]

gallons of albumen

[walpurgis]

a spectular eggstravaganza

[Puffin]

meanwhile in wrexham

[Marco]

a hunky man

[farflungstar]

Any man'll do

[walpurgis]

something-nasty in the-corner

[Light Dependant Resistor]

with sunglasses and

[Marco]

a petulant scowl

[walpurgis]

wearing monk's cowl

[Puffin]

nasty habit forming

[OUR MART]

Yabba Dabba Doo!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpGx4foRdPw

[struth]

Fredrick the great

[Marco]

well-hung hero from

[walpurgis]

the chip shop

[struth]

sells fishy meat

[walpurgis]

blubbering to himself

[struth]

Whaling and knashing

[ramsden]

Light Dependant Human

Odoslané z A0001 pomocou Tapatalku

[struth]

Back to Earth

[walpurgis]

tired of Mars

[struth]

angry with Uranus

[walpurgis]

backside of moon

[Ninanina]

right of Saturn

[ReggieB]

Firebottle amp arrived :eyebrows:

[struth]

Calling Occupants of

[walpurgis]

engaged toilets everywhere

[ReggieB]

Difficult dismount achieved

[struth]

Nurse! I need.......................

[walpurgis]

a Kingsize-Plus enema

[Ninanina]

or bed bath

[walpurgis]

from naughty Fifi

[Ninanina]

the French maid

[Marco]

in her stockings

[walpurgis]

waders and boiler-suit

[Ninanina]

not very sexy

[Light Dependant Resistor]

but cream and

[Marco]

jam rubbed onto

[Ninanina]

the parts needed

[walpurgis]

to build inflatable-doll

[Light Dependant Resistor]

for a blow

[struth]

By blow account

[walpurgis]

like bank account

[Light Dependant Resistor]

leave a deposit

[struth]

on the floor

[Marco]

a steaming pile

[struth]

of green mushy

[Marco]

regurgitated placenta, which

[Light Dependant Resistor]

lettuce hides-the evidence

[Light Dependant Resistor]

of a moment

[struth]

causes some slippage

[walpurgis]

adjusting her clutch

[struth]

On her girdle

[twickers]

nuts getting rusty

[struth]

Completely seized up

[walpurgis]

fried egg butty

[struth]

In my pants

[Marco]

leaking 'oil' everywhere

[southall-1998]

Clean it up!!!!

S.

[Marco]

like the jizz

[struth]

Wipe it clean

[Light Dependant Resistor]

polish the knob

[Marco]

a helmet clean

[struth]

from flying poop

[Marco]

, nicely 'marbled' and

[struth]

warm to touch

[Marco]

spread, like chocolate-paste

[struth]

Taste like chocolate-paste

[Marco]

just more 'earthy'

[struth]

glistening with toffee

[Marco]

'Fruit 'n' Nut bar

[ramsden]

Reiki from Venus

Odoslané z A0001 pomocou Tapatalku

[Marco]

had enormous big

[struth]

creamy sweet raisins

[Puffin]

clack ya chimblies

[struth]

brush your outlet

[Puffin]

fiddle ya oochela's

[struth]

Grilled purple ya-yas

[Marco]

posing as testicles

[struth]

Of giant squid

[macvisual]

Munro walked today

[struth]

Fell off top

[walpurgis]

into pile of

[struth]

Empty beer cans

[Marco]

snagging your tights

[struth]

on sticky-out bit

[walpurgis]

a ghastly visage

[Marco]

like the mother-in-law

[walpurgis]

in her 'Valkyrie-outfit'

[Marco]

spoiling your erection

[walpurgis]

of warning signs

[Marco]

'No Fishing Here'

[struth]

only with parents

[walpurgis]

of centenarian girlfriend

[struth]

Called miss incontinentia

[Marco]

a Tenner Lady

[Fiver without a BJ]

[struth]

Fiver a buttock

[walpurgis]

heads you lose

[Marco]

grab a growler

[Puffin]

chud munters delicacy

[Marco]

big-brown nipples and

[OUR MART]

Its Raining again


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZUE4_PtOk0

[walpurgis]

bum slapping welts

[struth]

Let it snow

[Marco]

on your 'bulb'

[struth]

Decorated with greenery

[Puffin]

up ya bum

[walpurgis]

what a bastard

[southall-1998]

I hate you!

S.

[struth]

Oh be nice

[walpurgis]

bunch of fives

[struth]

Shuffle the fingers

[walpurgis]

a chord span

[struth]

cool hand, look

[Marco]

how big my

[struth]

juicy ham shank

[Marco]

points upwards towards

[struth]

her fried eggs

[Marco]

preparing for fertilisation

[walpurgis]

of potted plants

[struth]

visited by busy

[Marco]

bus conductor impersonators

[struth]

stamping their tickets

[Puffin]

routemaster riding gives

[walpurgis]

a good whipping

[Marco]

A vibrating-seat causes

[struth]

Big comedy breasts

[walpurgis]

with pendulous swinging

[Marco]

journeys by Inter-Titty

[walpurgis]

boob tube travel

[Marco]

The Paponto Express

[walpurgis]

big cup buffet

[Marco]

big, milky mammaries

[walpurgis]

cream at top

[Marco]

skimmed or full-fat?

[struth]

Mamas gold top

[Marco]

she does-butter, too

[struth]

smeared on extremities

[walpurgis]

vastly ghastly apparition

[Marco]

droopy boobs with

[Puffin]

areola's large as

[walpurgis]

industrial dustbin lids

[Marco]

and rusty, too

[Puffin]

because shit stinks

[Marco]

like stagnant drains

[walpurgis]

the gentle fragrance

[Marco]

wafts infront of

[Light Dependant Resistor]

pervading colonic cologne

[Marco]

pungent, but aromatic

[walpurgis]

tattered dressings on

[Marco]

her moist gusset

[struth]

In rubber pantaloons

[Marco]

'fur' hanging out

[OUR MART]

Bloody well right!!!!

20325

[struth]

youthful stolen dreams

[walpurgis]

stuff of nightmares

[struth]

Old broken news

[Marco]

Theresa May wears

[walpurgis]

straitjacket when indoors

[Marco]

using a dildo

[struth]

long foodbank queues

[Marco]

for Rice Crispies

[struth]

past sell-by date

[Marco]

of May 1977

[struth]

good enough for

[Marco]

performing certain perversions

[struth]

under her pinny

[Marco]

things become wet

[struth]

Warm aprils showers

[Puffin]

Pig faced twats

[walpurgis]

get pork sausages

[Puffin]

up their arse

[struth]

on regular basis

[Puffin]

pork-tastic mate

[struth]

hamming it up

[Marco]

prepare the duck-butter

[Puffin]

for meat-eating vegetarians

[struth]

and bottom feeders

[Marco]

sauté some saddlebags

[struth]

big heavy bags

[Puffin]

engorged with depilatory

[struth]

material, warmed and

[Puffin]

scuffed to buggery

[Marco]

bugger yer botty

[Puffin]

Uurggh not with

[Marco]

a fireman's helmet

[walpurgis]

on a hot

[Puffin]

hot buttered strumpet

[Marco]

strumpet Sarah, she's

[Puffin]

all over it

[struth]

like a rasher

[Marco]

gobbling it up

[struth]

Compulsive pigging out

[Marco]

on pork swords

[walpurgis]

painful cock fight

[struth]

ruling the roost

[walpurgis]

he's just chicken

[struth]

likin' the breast

[walpurgis]

dab of mustard

[Marco]

on the ball-bag

[walpurgis]

fetch the cutlery

[struth]

Skewer the beefy

[Marco]

bratwurst and grill

[walpurgis]

with fried onions

[Puffin]

slap ya kipper

[Marco]

ya slapper ye

[Oddball]

gret old slag

[Marco]

with a maggot-infested

[walpurgis]

big mac & fries

[Marco]

I spy 'tomato-relish'

[walpurgis]

applied to open-wounds

[Marco]

weeping, leaking 'juice'

[walpurgis]

caking and encrusting

[struth]

white dribbled glazing

[walpurgis]

UPVC double glazing

[Puffin]

Look, See, Believe

[struth]

then look again

[Marco]

up her skirt

[struth]

or his kilt

[Puffin]

bum bum botty

[Marco]

a turtle's-head appeared

[struth]

shelled out ointment

[Marco]

It's peeking through...

[struth]

gently caressing the

[walpurgis]

long banana shaped

[struth]

Curve of her

[Puffin]

beetle bonnet belly

[struth]

with large dent

[Marco]

caused from poking

[struth]

Much too hard

[walpurgis]

toupee or-not toupee

[Marco]

a baldy slit

[southall-1998]

With cute feet.

S.

[struth]

Toting a piece

[walpurgis]

scores a bullseye

[struth]

jocky's poxy 'ocky

[Puffin]

billy's silly willy

[walpurgis]

waves at aunt-millie

[struth]

piddles on tiddles

[Puffin]

crank ya shaft

[Marco]

polish yer protrusion

[struth]

bowling ball shine

[Puffin]

makes shock discovery

[walpurgis]

gargles loudly with