Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[seoirse2002]

with black eyes

[walpurgis]

and french fries

[the engine]

and smooth thighs

[walpurgis]

chicken barbeque coated

[Marco]

savaged by cellulite

[isuckedmandelsonslemons]

Basted in shite

[Marco]

marinated in mucous

[Jonboy]

spit roast anyone

[the engine]

hanging orbs squeezed

[brian2957]

until they give

[walpurgis]

in and bubble

[Yomanze]

with double trouble

[audio39]

milky white stubble

[Roy S]

Observed via Hubble

[audio39]

through asteroid rubble

[Roy S]

Captain Scarlet - indestructible

[Jonboy]

Lady Penelope horny?

[prestonchipfryer]

'fuck me' Parker

[Roy S]

Doggy style m'lady?

[Jonboy]

thunderbirds are go

[Marco]

thighs are parted

[brian2957]

then she farted

[the engine]

I got started

[Roy S]

Then I sharted

[walpurgis]

What a mess

[Roy S]

skid marked dress

[walpurgis]

a good scrape

[brian2957]

with emery tape

[walpurgis]

nice and gritty

[Jonboy]

bell-end now glowing

[seoirse2002]

no longer showing

[walpurgis]

ain't wind blowing

[Marco]

she's now growing

[Roy S]

A handlebar moustache

[walpurgis]

with ends waxed

[Roy S]

and orifices vaxed

[walpurgis]

unnecessary bits axed

[Marco]

pictures then faxed

[prestonchipfryer]

just in time

[walpurgis]

step in slime

[brian2957]

up to your

[twickers]

Neck in sludge

[brian2957]

hard to budge

[walpurgis]

looks like fudge?

[prestonchipfryer]

smells like shite

[brian2957]

silent but violent

[walpurgis]

tricky to lick

[isuckedmandelsonslemons]

Huge, throbbing dick

[audio39]

Van Dyke Show

[Jonboy]

chim chim cher-Ee

[Marco]

I smell wee

[brian2957]

willy wonkas winky

[Marco]

encrusted with Gouda

[brian2957]

cheesy trouser snake

[Roy S]

Doing Liberace impressions

[prestonchipfryer]

twanging his chords

[twickers]

Fingering her frets

[walpurgis]

swears it's Tourettes

[isuckedmandelsonslemons]

Fuck. Shite. Bastards.

[Roy S]

Sod, knickers, bum

[isuckedmandelsonslemons]

Arse. Feck. Twat.

[brian2957]

jings crivens helpmaboab

[Marco]

ya bawbag ye

[walpurgis]

she'll still shag'ya

[Marco]

when she's on

[prestonchipfryer]

rags incessantly dripping

[walpurgis]

clenched and gripping

[brian2957]

needsa good whipping

[walpurgis]

fun after stripping

[brian2957]

witha big steamer

[walpurgis]

back of Beemer

[Jonboy]

where it belongs

[Marco]

along with her

[walpurgis]

spotty sister and

[Marco]

her maggot-infested vag

[walpurgis]

peeping out of

[prestonchipfryer]

crusty green scab

[Marco]

picked-off and chewed

[prestonchipfryer]

causing projectile vomiting

[Marco]

for non-connoisseurs of

[walpurgis]

despicably bad tasting

[Marco]

fish-infused flange with

[brian2957]

mashed turd sauce

[Marco]

served at Harvesters

[walpurgis]

with scrapings of

[Marco]

kiln-dried Bluebottles

[isuckedmandelsonslemons]

and rodent cack

[walpurgis]

forced into crack

[Marco]

with a crowbar

[brian2957]

used by burgular

[Jonboy]

looking for turds

[Marco]

under your pillow

[prestonchipfryer]

still steamingly hot

[walpurgis]

laced with snot

[prestonchipfryer]

salty, but tasty

[seoirse2002]

boil in pot

[brian2957]

until its hot

[Marco]

to trot, like

[seoirse2002]

my littly pony

[Marco]

developed a stiffy

[brian2957]

in a jiffy

[Marco]

when Samantha rubbed

[brian2957]

my very big

[walpurgis]

warts on my

[brian2957]

bulbous red dome

[Marco]

starting to seep

[brian2957]

white sticky fluid

[isuckedmandelsonslemons]

Hairy arsed druid

[Jonboy]

knobbing a witch

[walpurgis]

get nasty itch

[Rare Bird]

warts & all

[Mr Nad]

burn them off

[walpurgis]

dressed as nurse

[the engine]

finger up bum

[brian2957]

while its numb

[seoirse2002]

with sticky gum

[brian2957]

make it wrigglies

[Marco]

showz yer jigglies

[brian2957]

get them oot

[Marco]

for the boys

[Rare Bird]

& the cat

[Marco]

stroke the pussy

[brian2957]

til it purrs

[the engine]

And licks your

[brian2957]

big hairy derriere

[Marco]

replete with dandruff

[brian2957]

like snow on

[walpurgis]

a shiny turd

[Marco]

stuck with corn

[Mr Nad]

anchovies and cheese

[Marco]

steaming, slightly aromatic

[walpurgis]

set on automatic

[Rare Bird]

all non stop

[walpurgis]

burst or pop

[Rare Bird]

Snap & crackle

[the engine]

gerrowf moy larnd !!

[Jonboy]

or i'll blow

[Marco]

you a raspberry

[walpurgis]

Phzzzztt! That do?

[prestonchipfryer]

smells like poo!

[walpurgis]

sticks like glue

[Marco]

onto a Jew

[brian2957]

and a few

[walpurgis]

quid more will

[brian2957]

get you a

[walpurgis]

huge, king sized

[brian2957]

bag of stewed

[Marco]

hedgehogs, marinated in

[brian2957]

cold weasel saliva

[Marco]

and fanny jelly

[brian2957]

from a decrepit

[Jonboy]

hairy old nun

[brian2957]

on the run

[walpurgis]

with the runs

[prestonchipfryer]

covered in shite

[Mr Nad]

an Almighty fright

[brian2957]

looking to fight

[Marco]

for the right

[brian2957]

to be smelly

[Marco]

scrub yer boz

[prestonchipfryer]

froggle yer foreskin

[Marco]

frothing-up the cheese

[prestonchipfryer]

ready to please

[brian2957]

After a tease

[prestonchipfryer]

with lusty Louise

[Jonboy]

soapy tit wank

[brian2957]

Slippery ham shank

[Marco]

pishy facial shower

[seoirse2002]

after midnite hour

[Marco]

cover-her in flour

[brian2957]

and lick off

[walpurgis]

the bumpy bits

[Marco]

puss-filled steaming carbuncles

[prestonchipfryer]

maggot-infested stinking slime

[Marco]

all at McDonald's

[seoirse2002]

local drive thru...

[Marco]

ask for extra

[brian2957]

ginge minge sauce

[walpurgis]

and as main-course

[walpurgis]

a sausage surprise

[prestonchipfryer]

bratwurst is favourite

[Marco]

for ramming up-her

[seoirse2002]

nat king cole

[Jonboy]

you dirty boy

[Marco]

said old-Betty to

[Richard Kimber]

cables are different

[brian2957]

make you want

[prestonchipfryer]

to ream Claudette

[brian2957]

with a large

[Marco]

round-pin 13A plug

[walpurgis]

glug, glug, glug!

[Marco]

as she swallows

[prestonchipfryer]

the hot, steaming

[Marco]

milky foam, from

[walpurgis]

six enormous great

[Marco]

nipples, stiff and

[Jonboy]

big Aberdeen Angus

[walpurgis]

waiting for a

[Jonboy]

a friesian heffer

[Marco]

sporting a stiffy

[Rare Bird]

the size of

[Jonboy]

uncle Teds Marrow

[Rare Bird]

or my fat-aubergine

[Jonboy]

Gladys became excited

[walpurgis]

tensed and farted

[Rare Bird]

too-right she did

[Jonboy]

far left she-didn't

[Rare Bird]

suck my cock :eyebrows:

[walpurgis]

and my chicken

[Jonboy]

only on-a Tuesday :D

[Rare Bird]

spoil sports eh

[Jonboy]

no just prior-convictions

[Marco]

for worrying donkeys

[isuckedmandelsonslemons]

and homosexual plonkeys

[walpurgis]

it's all going-wonky

[Jonboy]

said the donkey

[isuckedmandelsonslemons]

before squatting down

[Marco]

and squeezing out

[brian2957]

a big steaming

[Marco]

beef-olive, decorated with

[brian2957]

carrots and sweetcorn

[walpurgis]

icing and sprinkles

[audio39]

splashing the ceiling

[walpurgis]

very strange feeling

[brian2957]

when you're peeling

[Marco]

the solidified excreta

[brian2957]

trying not to

[Marco]

disturb the raisins

[brian2957]

mixed in thick

[prestonchipfryer]

bubble and squeak

[seoirse2002]

Fettle and tweak

[Marco]

your middle beak

[brian2957]

rattle and creak

[walpurgis]

of grubby stiff

[audio39]

rotting smelly cadavers

[walpurgis]

freshly exhumated and

[brian2957]

poked with a

[Marco]

wombat's golf shoe

[brian2957]

dipped in rancid

[audio39]

bowel busting broth

[Marco]

essence of anchovy

[seoirse2002]

creamed vintage roe

[Marco]

filled her crotch

[audio39]

to the brim

[Marco]

wade in and

[brian2957]

wet yer wellies

[Jonboy]

tie a plank

[Marco]

on yer shank

[brian2957]

fill yer tank

[Marco]

before a wank