Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Marco]

wet weather front

[struth]

Requires racing goggles

[Ninanina]

to stop the

[struth]

splashing of the............

[r100]

Birkenstock with socks

[Marco]

saturated with pish

[struth]

squelchy under foot

[Puffin]

Rubbery gunch bunding

[Ninanina]

elastic bunch funding

[struth]

electrified beach sand

[Oddball]

gets in crack

[Ninanina]

it gets everywhere

[Oddball]

on your cornet

[twickers]

and your trombone

[Oddball]

under your cymbals

[Ninanina]

that sounds painful.. :eek:

[Oddball]

only during finale

[struth]

bashings, causing severe

[Ninanina]

itchy and scratchy

[walpurgis]

pelt gone patchy

[Oddball]

like a Brazilian

[walpurgis]

smart and stylish

[Marco]

like a Poodle-trim

[walpurgis]

with center parting

[Marco]

watch the dandruff

[Oddball]

ladies ginger moustache

[struth]

Vee for victory

[Oddball]

place to lie

[Marco]

lick the pie

[walpurgis]

unzip the fly

[Marco]

unleash the beast

[r100]

aim the head

[struth]

is smallest target

[Ninanina]

that's the bullseye

[Marco]

the money shot

[struth]

making you rich

[r100]

no more saving

[walpurgis]

just squeaky tight

[struth]

causing a fight

[walpurgis]

and messy fright

[Marco]

her bad week

[Ninanina]

that can be

[twickers]

a bloody mess

[struth]

if precautions fail

[twickers]

do it anyway

[Ninanina]

that you can...

[Bigman80]

It throbbed intensely.

[struth]

should be flogged

[Marco]

for a Tena

[Ninanina]

or a pony...

[struth]

its all abuse ;)

[Jonboy]

Spank the monkey ?

[struth]

watch the banana

[Marco]

stiff and bendy

[struth]

stroked by Wendy

[walpurgis]

licked by Mandy

[struth]

poor master Bates

[walpurgis]

bated and battered

[Ninanina]

like a sausage..

[Oddball]

squirt the sauce

[Ninanina]

over it's length

[struth]

Then sink teeth

[Jonboy]

excite not bite

[struth]

His fruit pastiles

[Oddball]

and his spangles

[struth]

up the flagpole

[Marco]

savour its girth

[twickers]

slippery when wet

[struth]

...and shiny always

[twickers]

keep it buffed

[Marco]

and smelling fresh

[walpurgis]

as Grannie's stockings

[Roy S]

reinforced double gusset

[Light Dependant Resistor]

with an opening

[Marco]

for self-pleasuring

[Roy S]

and organic cucumbers

[Oddball]

and giant plums

[Marco]

wrapping her gums

[struth]

Around her falsies

[Oddball]

slurping for Wales

[struth]

Teeth chattering off...

[twickers]

fart of sound

[Marco]

sniff my gas

[struth]

Sweeter than feet

[Ninanina]

nicer than inches

[struth]

ive gone metric :doh:

[Marco]

Grant's three inches

[struth]

is now eight ;)

[Marco]

after looking at

[Ninanina]

some dodgy pictures

[Marco]

of cucumber insertions

[struth]

hiding under mac

[twickers]

better than pc?

[Marco]

showz yer 'storky'

[Oddball]

whipping the crankshaft

[struth]

baby eating bishop

[cargar]

bashing the bishop

[Oddball]

into the pulpit

[cargar]

of carnal sin

[Oddball]

three hail marys

[cargar]

and a tug

[struth]

two tups for

[Oddball]

brother Marco's ewe

[Marco]

Bessy, I love her

[Oddball]

gripping the wool

[Marco]

beasting right in

[cargar]

Dirty Bessie likes

[struth]

your best mate

[Marco]

she's horny bi-curious

[struth]

Love her tender

[cargar]

late night bender

[struth]

with Fred-n-Ginger's loose

[Puffin]

frothy sausage plug

[cargar]

up your butt

[struth]

with knob on

[Marco]

a crevice stuffer

[struth]

with large-eyed rod

[cargar]

banging and ramming

[struth]

through the crack

[Oddball]

squealed CatWoman as

[struth]

Comicbookguy's fabled Zena

[Oddball]

tried mounting her

[struth]

in flexible mylar

[Marco]

but was foiled

[struth]

by-a kick in-the

[Puffin]

bibbety thimbles when

[cargar]

he shot off

[Puffin]

gassed by badgers

[struth]

nose wide shut

[Marco]

the stench penetrates

[struth]

through the eyes

[Marco]

of a skunk

[struth]

it looks great

[twickers]

with beer goggles

[struth]

and swimming clip

[Puffin]

clunging neck line

[Marco]

on purple-headed walloper

[Puffin]

makes meaty mischief

[struth]

For the vegetarian.

[Puffin]

that mange twat

[Marco]

isn't very filling

[The Black Adder]

on your back

[Marco]

legs akimbo, flashing

[struth]

Eskimos lodging hole

[Marco]

curiously dry, barren

[Oddball]

fishy Inuit cludge

[Marco]

where sardines swim

[struth]

But icily warm

[Marco]

like Fiona's backside

[struth]

Listening-to Sams washboard

[Marco]

whilst blowing on

[cargar]

the breezy flaps

[struth]

by inspecter catflap

[Marco]

and sergeant pish-flap

[struth]

and constable cockup

[Oddball]

Miss Fannys coming

[struth]

home with bun

[Marco]

flicking her bean

[struth]

grinding it gently

[Oddball]

smell the aroma

[twickers]

of fishy fingers

[Marco]

and cooked cucumber

[twickers]

marinated in Olive's-oil

[Oddball]

and Popeyes spinach

[Light Dependant Resistor]

and milky white

[Puffin]

kids are barred

[Marco]

from the disco

[Oddball]

down at Porky's

[struth]

Being deliciously whipped

[Marco]

with a slipper

[struth]

And spring whisk

[Puffin]

for frothy phyllis

[Oddball]

blobbing her juice

[r100]

through the trunk

[struth]

Roads of Wales

[Oddball]

breathed the dragon

[struth]

Of-the privot hedge

[Puffin]

which wrexham badly

[struth]

If not clipped

[Puffin]

by Signore Marco:D

[Marco]

a Glasgow send-off

[struth]

by teasy-weasy Marco

[twickers]

flossy needs shaving

[struth]

use whipped cream

[Marco]

on her nipples

[struth]

and hairy areolas

[twickers]

under the armpits

[Oddball]

and Kyber pass

[struth]

covered in Afghan

[Marco]

bum fluff, with

[walpurgis]

a shake of-pepper

[Marco]

rubbed into saddlebags

[Light Dependant Resistor]

now leaning forward

[Oddball]

expectantly waiting for

[struth]

another offside flag

[Puffin]

pole in position

[struth]

red flag flying

[Ninanina]

for the commies

[Marco]

or painters in

[struth]

the crimson rivers

[Marco]

ride the cotton-pony

[Puffin]

plug and play

[Marco]

a vampire's teabag

[struth]

called Red Bush;)

[Marco]

sponsored by Tampax

[Jonboy]

She's got wings

[cargar]

Jammy red dodger

[Oddball]

better than doughnuts

[Marco]

or numb nuts :D

[cargar]

or cheeky butts

[Marco]

pert, well-greased

[walpurgis]

for audio weirdo

[Marco]

perving over avatars :eyebrows:

[walpurgis]

in pedantic ways

[twickers]

tits then balloons

[Jonboy]

Baps like melons

[Marco]

retaining their plumpness

[struth]

Lika corset does

[Marco]

with support tights

[walpurgis]

hide behind newspaper

[struth]

playing with chopstick

[walpurgis]

wave at girls

[cargar]

with limp noodle

[struth]

but firm wrist

[cargar]

beats the meat

[Marco]

tenderising the pork

[struth]

with strong tenderiser

[Marco]

said the womaniser

[cargar]

seduces with Tizer

[walpurgis]

behind the bushes

[struth]

is her skinny

[Marco]

little mini skirt

[walpurgis]

riding up over

[struth]

her largish butt

[Marco]

concealing a nappy

[struth]

and the wall

[Oddball]

flowers growing from

[Marco]

her disused bush

[struth]

Big bushy roddadendron

[Marco]

needs a trim

[struth]

So the flower

[Marco]

can breathe freely

[struth]

Nice fresh bud

[Marco]

devoid of seafood

[struth]

Bar odd crab

[Joe]

Aldi and Lidl

[struth]

Fill your sacs

[Marco]

by yourself without

[struth]

any assistance from

[Marco]

manipulating self-interested supermarkets