Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[struth]

confines of panties

[Marco]

otherwise it will

[struth]

fill your boots

[The Black Adder]

black kinky boots

[Marco]

lick the heels

[struth]

to de-scale tongue

[Oddball]

then strap up

[struth]

tight, to retain

[Marco]

the inherent freshness

[Ninanina]

of it all..

[struth]

so-ends the ballad

[walpurgis]

makes one want

[Ninanina]

to dance around....

[walpurgis]

wearing only birthday-suit

[Ninanina]

that's so true...

[struth]

mirror, mirror on..........

[Ninanina]

wall reveals all...

[struth]

lumps and bumps :lol:

[Ninanina]

in right places... :eek:

[struth]

Are beauty spots

[Marco]

for obstreperous penguins

[walpurgis]

to waggle their

[Oddball]

chocolate orange centres

[Marco]

at passing gypos

[struth]

Travelling to Wallsall.

[Oddball]

'Wheres that?' said

[Marco]

a clueless cockney

[struth]

Checking his globes

[walpurgis]

lit with strobes

[Oddball]

see thru robes

[struth]

Make flashing legal

[walpurgis]

on wednesdays only

[Oddball]

Big Brenda smiled

[Marco]

and opened her

[walpurgis]

mysterious cellar trapdoor

[mikeyb]

Do Not Enter

[Marco]

her moist dungeon

[struth]

hideously deformed armies......

[walpurgis]

and what awaits

[struth]

any serious transgression

[walpurgis]

of the sort

[struth]

May cause loss

[Marco]

of pubic hair

[Oddball]

and wedding tackle

[Marco]

bruised and battered

[struth]

with French fries

[Marco]

soaking in fanny-oil

[Oddball]

99p at Lidl

[walpurgis]

working a fiddle

[mikeyb]

Forking a widdle

[struth]

light fingered tickle

[walpurgis]

slight careless trickle

[struth]

unshaken, just stirred

[Oddball]

Nigella softly purred

[struth]

She's furry nice

[Oddball]

I would twice

[r100]

boil the rice

[Marco]

make some minge-sushi

[struth]

with some mackerel

[walpurgis]

and smoked haddock

[Oddball]

then lets fillet

[struth]

up with juice

[walpurgis]

from the mains

[Oddball]

or whipped cream

[struth]

making cajun kipper

[twickers]

after 12 pints

[Marco]

crab stick, anyone?

[Oddball]

feeling sick already

[struth]

sideways maldemer feeling

[Marco]

on a Tuesday

[struth]

carve the spam

[walpurgis]

avoid meat spasms

[struth]

holster the gun

[walpurgis]

and save ammunition

[struth]

Dont go-off half.........

[walpurgis]

cock a doodle-do

[struth]

says Foghorn Leghorn

[walpurgis]

he's just chicken

[struth]

licked Roosters Cockburn

[Oddball]

causing it to

[struth]

Stiffen like magic

[Marco]

floppy's no use

[twickers]

drive it hard

[Oddball]

give it abuse

[struth]

very naughty boy

[Marco]

for making her

[Ninanina]

deal with thicko's

[Ninanina]

4,000th post indeed

:wow: (ooops :offtopic:)

[walpurgis]

4,000th post indeed

:wow: (ooops :offtopic:)

congrats to Bev!

(there is no topic :))

[struth]

kiss her wildly

[Marco]

topic is daftness

[Yes, a big 'woo-hoo' to Bev. Here's to her next 4000!] :hifive:

[struth]

nougat and nuts

[walpurgis]

nuts and bolts

[r100]

rats and cats

[Marco]

on Chinese menus

[Oddball]

number 69 please

[struth]

The four emperors

[r100]

Galba (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galba), Otho (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otho), Vitellius (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitellius), ...

[Oddball]

did they fiddle

[struth]

while cakes burned:ner:

[r100]

And geeks churned

[Oddball]

and turks gurned

[Ninanina]

a grotesque face...

[struth]

and second stain

[Oddball]

is that beetroot

[struth]

in the core

[twickers]

during the war

[struth]

weeeeeee're doomed captain

[twickers]

you stooopid boy!

[struth]

we'll meet again

[Oddball]

in Veras silk

[struth]

stockings and army.........

[r100]

bottles of milk

[struth]

for target practice

[walpurgis]

in the toilet

[struth]

at the movies

[walpurgis]

a porno showing

[struth]

confessions of-a milk-monitor

[Ninanina]

are a secret

[walpurgis]

could leak out

[struth]

like Andromeda stain :eyebrows:

[Ninanina]

and ruin everything

[struth]

For evermore; amen

[Marco]

until the skidmarks

[walpurgis]

are rinsed out

[struth]

of her apron

[Marco]

thus exposing maximum

[struth]

daz blue whiteness

[Oddball]

concealing flange fitting

[struth]

Stain absorbing pad

[walpurgis]

of adult nappie

[Ninanina]

to catch all

[r100]

with bare hands

[Oddball]

or socked feet

[Ninanina]

a foot job...

[Marco]

you like that?

[Oddball]

clip those nails

[Ninanina]

so not scratchy... :eek:

[struth]

on the baggie

[Marco]

tickle his balls

[r100]

so cometh forth

[struth]

all yea pussies

[r100]

to form a

[Ninanina]

queue of niceness

[walpurgis]

with beastly intentions

[Marco]

to raid washing-lines

[Oddball]

of crotchless panties

[struth]

for silver cleaning

[Marco]

of cock rings

[struth]

slippery and shiny

[Marco]

smothered in cheese

[struth]

Used for dipping ;)

[Marco]

sauces with canapés

[Oddball]

fish based delicasies

[struth]

Like Salmon patts

[r100]

or fish curry

[Marco]

when her pants

[struth]

Curdle like lemonmilk

[Marco]

creating palpable humidity

[Jimbo]

soaking wet gusset

[struth]

Sagging under weight

[Marco]

of saturated adult-nappy

[struth]

Causing knee chaffing

[Oddball]

and athletes foot

[twickers]

or camel toe

[Oddball]

one hump or

[struth]

two-ton-tess from Teddington

[Marco]

a quick jump

[Oddball]

on firm rump

[struth]

great big bump

[r100]

luckily with hydraulic

[struth]

Mayerhoff lifters, all...........

[Marco]

sook ma sump

[struth]

oil up please

[Marco]

lubricate the shaft

[r100]

Mayerhoff lifters, all...........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayr2nf9CS0g

:lolsign:

[struth]

keep it warm ( i'm standing at the corner);)

[Ninanina]

Trying Romeo & Juliet

[struth]

wherefore art thou

[walpurgis]

over here mate

[struth]

Shift your arse

[Ninanina]

get here quick...

[walpurgis]

Brrm Brrm Bum

[struth]

Greased lightening quickstep

[mikmas]

Talk Talk talk

[Marco]

copious oral action

[User211]

Tribute to the great sound system. An' all of da victim dem.

Rules were made to be broken:D

[Oddball]

ban him now :D

[Marco]

after shagging him

[User211]

You'd love to:D

[Oddball]

oh no we

[struth]

have no bananas

[Oddball]

or hot pokers

[twickers]

melt his gizzards

[Oddball]

two house bricks

[struth]

will crush 'em

[Ninanina]

to a squish

[Oddball]

strictly come dancing

[struth]

with Ivor Hardy:eek:

[Oddball]

on , big and

[struth]

hairy with style

[walpurgis]

parting combed in

[struth]

side by side

[walpurgis]

with an enormous

[struth]

bald patch between

[Ninanina]

nice that way :eek:

[struth]

clean neat lines

[walpurgis]

for the railway

[struth]

signal box green

[walpurgis]

and slightly obscene

[struth]

like baked beans

[walpurgis]

Or faked fiends

[struth]

like grandiose gurus

[Oddball]

fart fodder experts

[struth]

Dung pie chef

[Marco]

The Midden Master

[struth]

of the toilette

[twickers]

part-time panty sniffing

[struth]

confined to bedroom

[Marco]

where soiled gussets

[struth]

are worn overhead

[walpurgis]

in a masonic

[struth]

fashion, aka sideways

[walpurgis]

with peepholes through

[struth]

sides as ventilation

[walpurgis]

and abracadabra huge

[struth]

big nose-like thingy

[Marco]

pressed up against

[struth]

hundred percent cotton

[Marco]

adorned with panty-liner

[struth]

Incase of accidents

[walpurgis]

use fire extinguisher

[struth]

By pulling pin

[Marco]

holding up stockings

[struth]

Allowing free falling

[Oddball]

dangly suspenders and

[struth]

Silky French knickers

[Marco]

barely covering curly

[Oddball]

wurlys yum yum

[Marco]

shaven rugs are

[Ninanina]

way to go...

[Oddball]

soap em up

[twickers]

then bite 'em

[struth]

dont stir it

[Marco]

otherwise it might

[struth]

get spittin' mad

[Ninanina]

like little Kaa

[Ninanina]

Trust in Me...

[struth]

It wont hurt

[Marco]

expose your labia