Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[pjdowns]

Jolly old roger

[Puffin]

stabbed his sausage

[pjdowns]

Whilst making mash

[Puffin]

with a machete

[MCRU]

which was rusty

[pjdowns]

Rusty and oily

[Marco]

like his sausage

[pjdowns]

You want it

[Marco]

she's had it

[Puffin]

three hole gladys

[Trumpton_Rioter]

easy there tiger

[pjdowns]

Took it in

[Trumpton_Rioter]

what where how

[pjdowns]

No that's interesting

[Jonboy]

all three holes

[Trumpton_Rioter]

front back top

[Jonboy]

any holes a-goal

[seoirse2002]

for your pole

[Puffin]

give it welly

[pjdowns]

Turn it up

[Puffin]

lika rood bwoy

[pjdowns]

bump n' grind

[Jonboy]

i don't mind

[Trumpton_Rioter]

but she might

[Puffin]

for a toffee

[Trumpton_Rioter]

suck dont chew

[Puffin]

Werthless originals allow

[Trumpton_Rioter]

showing your age

[Puffin]

No teef now!

[pjdowns]

Liquid solutions only

[Puffin]

bodily fluids provide

[pjdowns]

Babies, small babies

[Puffin]

and full refreshment

[pjdowns]

Nice and warm

[Jonboy]

soft to touch

[pjdowns]

bit rough though

[Puffin]

for Deoxyribonucleicacid init

[pjdowns]

What on earth

[Puffin]

Is DNA ?

[pjdowns]

Domain Naim Acronym?

[synsei]

Domain Naim Acronym?

Bloody smart arse... :lol: :clap:

[pjdowns]

Ha ha ha ;)

[Puffin]

Ho Ho Ho

[synsei]

Santa is coming... :eyebrows:

[pjdowns]

Don't start that

[Jonboy]

i hate Christmas

[pjdowns]

Bah bah humbug

[synsei]

What about Gobstoppers?

[pjdowns]

They'd stop talking

[pjdowns]

Where's everyone gone?

[Jonboy]

down the pub

[pjdowns]

that makes sense :cool:

[Puffin]

eat a fence

[Jonboy]

on yer bike

[prestonchipfryer]

shag a pike

[Puffin]

economies of scales

[prestonchipfryer]

and fin-like protusions

[Trumpton_Rioter]

protrusions are dangerous

[pjdowns]

really why's that?

[Trumpton_Rioter]

check maternity wards

[pjdowns]

no they're scary!

[Puffin]

Oooh Matron...Quickly!

[Jonboy]

yak yak yak

[Puffin]

vomit is veg

[pjdowns]

Tastes like vomit

[Puffin]

yea, err next

[Ninanina]

well blow me :doh:

[pjdowns]

I'd rather not

[Ninanina]

I'd rather not

oh why's that.......

[pjdowns]

just plain naughty

[Jonboy]

oh yes please

[pjdowns]

very bad boy

[User211]

likes big tits

[Roy S]

and ladies bits

[Puffin]

I luurrve smoothies

[pjdowns]

like lionel richie

[Jonboy]

prefer shaved flanges

[pjdowns]

that smell of...

[Trumpton_Rioter]

smell of female

[pjdowns]

Taking a wee

[Marco]

after a wank

[Trumpton_Rioter]

you or her

[pjdowns]

Sounds like fun

[Marco]

a shot each

[pjdowns]

defiantly fun then

[Puffin]

defiant or definite

[Trumpton_Rioter]

or maybe infinite

[Jonboy]

definitely maybe, tossers

[Marco]

need a slap

[Trumpton_Rioter]

everyone loves slappers

[Marco]

doing a turn

[Trumpton_Rioter]

bent right over

[Puffin]

don't smoke near

[pjdowns]

A lit potato

[Puffin]

no jacket required (did you see what I did there....:D..did ya)

[Trumpton_Rioter]

oh, very droll

[Puffin]

two hearts beating....(you can see where this is going ;)

[Marco]

two arses farting

[Puffin]

in just one

[pjdowns]

Cornetto, give it...

[synsei]

to me... Delicious...

[pjdowns]

they are too

[Roy S]

hairy dangling bollocks

[pjdowns]

rubbing against her

[Jonboy]

chinny chin chin

[pjdowns]

with cum drippin'

[Puffin]

good ol' Brucie

[Marco]

amd his chin

[synsei]

No chinless wonder

[pjdowns]

Get out there

[Puffin]

like Henry Handshandy

[pjdowns]

Who? Bob Bandit?

[Puffin]

tommy toss piece

[Roy S]

Senior merchant banker

[Puffin]

pissed-up and lairy

[Jonboy]

like hairy Mary

[walpurgis]

who's quite contrary

[pjdowns]

Fuck with Buck

[Trumpton_Rioter]

not uncle Buck

[Marco]

wearing his dress

[Trumpton_Rioter]

now thats sick

[Puffin]

rob a bank

[Trumpton_Rioter]

to fund what

[pjdowns]

More Hifi, Yay!

[Puffin]

scratch or sniff

[Trumpton_Rioter]

always sniff first

[Puffin]

And flail wildly

[pjdowns]

Sniff what though?

[Puffin]

you cheated there

[Marco]

sniff the gusset

[pjdowns]

I cheated, yes

[Puffin]

well done, have

[Marco]

a feel of

[Puffin]

Jenny danglebury's pumpkin

[Jonboy]

all wet and

[Puffin]

plumptious and full

[pjdowns]

Of Potato wedges

[Puffin]

and funded hedges

[Trumpton_Rioter]

or hedge funds

[Puffin]

or Bunsen nuns

[Trumpton_Rioter]

nuns are naughty

[Puffin]

sister blisterwart was

[pjdowns]

Riding a bike

[Trumpton_Rioter]

the local bike

[Puffin]

naked and screaming

[pjdowns]

Her baps lurching

[Jonboy]

her flaps flapping

[pjdowns]

Smelling like fish :D

[Trumpton_Rioter]

close yer legs

[Jonboy]

open your mouth

[pjdowns]

Have a taste

[Marco]

of her tights

[pjdowns]

or her earrings

[Puffin]

penny pricklebritch said

[pjdowns]

An orange, Ronald!

[Puffin]

quells fishy smells

[pjdowns]

taken to starting

[Puffin]

pistols with sex

[pjdowns]

Nice loud bang

[Jonboy]

Good hard bang

[Yomanze]

British amp's on

[pjdowns]

Playing rather quietly

[Puffin]

for prudence go-politely

[Colin Wonfor]

"A Class Rules"

[Trumpton_Rioter]

no, cats rule

[Trumpton_Rioter]

and dogs drool

[Marco]

over steaming stools

[synsei]

which slowly cool

[Marco]

stiffening your tool

[synsei]

Well, shit happens :)

[Trumpton_Rioter]

lifes a bitch

[Puffin]

when fanny flappybits

[Trumpton_Rioter]

smell of fish

[Colin Wonfor]

Hygroscopic music critics

[Puffin]

take the piss

[pjdowns]

Out of you :ner:

[Trumpton_Rioter]

who, me sir

[Puffin]

me? surely not

[pjdowns]

Yes you all :ner:

[Puffin]

get a doctor!

[Trumpton_Rioter]

can't get appointment

[Marco]

for your crabs

[pjdowns]

and sea shells

[Puffin]

plop plop plop

[pjdowns]

into the toilet

[Puffin]

went barry bogbottom

[Ninanina]

Fat Bottomed Girls.......

[Marco]

make excellent paperweights

[Jonboy]

and comfy rides

[Roy S]

Roll in Flour

[Jonboy]

find the damp-spots

[Trumpton_Rioter]

dipped in juice

[Ninanina]

Can Be Nice....

[Marco]

wearing 'granny pants'

[Puffin]

press to play

[Trumpton_Rioter]

scream to stop

[Jonboy]

beg to start

[Marco]

moan to excite

[synsei]

do the fandango

[Trumpton_Rioter]

thunderbolt and lightening

[synsei]

very very frightning

[Marco]

like your reflection

[Trumpton_Rioter]

how'd you know

[synsei]

weird psychic tendencies

[Marco]

Sally told me

[Trumpton_Rioter]

dont know Sally

[synsei]

long, tall Sally?

[pjdowns]

That's the one :)

[Marco]

who gives hand-jobs

[Trumpton_Rioter]

hyphonated words count?

[Marco]

if you're boss

[Trumpton_Rioter]

your the guvn'r

[pjdowns]

yes you're boss

[Jonboy]

Hugo or Hogg

[pjdowns]

Not sure really

[MCRU]

who is who

[Trumpton_Rioter]

whos zooming who

[Puffin]

eddie eyeball silly

[Marco]

Eyeball juice is

[Jonboy]

very useful when

[Marco]

mutilating dead bodies

[Puffin]

like fred westlife

[pjdowns]

Westlife are shite

[Puffin]

breastlife is better

[pjdowns]

sucking on those

[Puffin]

bags of booty

[synsei]

big 'n' fruity

[Puffin]

mind the hairs

[pjdowns]

Yep, they're prickley

[Puffin]

like a prick

[pjdowns]

Pokey and prickley

[Puffin]

like billy belligerent

[pjdowns]

or Elsie Eliminator

[Puffin]

nah, she smells

[MCRU]

Of sweet poo

[pjdowns]

poo's not sweet

[Puffin]

mine smiles back

[pjdowns]

That's just wrong :eek:

[Puffin]

but very long

[MCRU]

And very squidgy

[Puffin]

more robust really

[pjdowns]

really why so?

[Puffin]

why so who (Ch)

[pjdowns]

why so fabulous :stalks:

[Puffin]

that's soooo me:D

[pjdowns]

big head much :lol:

[synsei]

Stuck in doorway... :D

[pjdowns]

bloody big one :rfl:

[Puffin]

you're so cruel:(

[pjdowns]

What me? Na