Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Joe]

How very true.

[Marco]

yet you've posted

[Puffin]

a dead rat

[twickers]

return to sender

[User211]

Fucktard Retard Reticence

[walpurgis]

spoken in conciliatory-tones

[Marco]

to toilet attendant

[walpurgis]

after unfortunately blasting

[User211]

Better Common Denominator

[Marco]

down the pan

[Cmarzot]

like higher education

[walpurgis]

leaving folks bewildered

[Cmarzot]

deep state hypnosis

[Beechwoods]

cigarette smoking man

[User211]

joint smoking cat

[Beechwoods]

set the controls

[Marco]

for the sun

[User211]

Parker Solar Probe

[mad-moon]

a fountain pen

[User211]

write something decent

[walpurgis]

bollox to that

[User211]

morherducking sex fixates

[walpurgis]

ignoring Matron's severe

[Cmarzot]

areola acne pustules

[Marco]

spurting puss everywhere

[prestonchipfryer]

with blood spurting

[walpurgis]

into the blackberry-trifle

[Marco]

catch it, and

[User211]

screw a nun

[walpurgis]

to the wall

[User211]

then join church

[walpurgis]

of reborn agnostic-skeptics

[Cmarzot]

worshiping phallic symbol

[walpurgis]

before assembled congregation

[mad-moon]

at sex shop

[Cmarzot]

inside the rectory

[mad-moon]

with the choir-boys

[Marco]

smell my fart-gas

[Cmarzot]

cassocks flapping wildly

[Marco]

in the stench-fest

[prestonchipfryer]

enjoyed by many

[Marco]

as a pre-dinner

[mad-moon]

cold cock tail

[Marco]

sniff it in

[walpurgis]

spit it out

[Marco]

'chew' the flavour

[mad-moon]

suck the root

[Cmarzot]

choking then vomiting

[Marco]

up liquid shit

[walpurgis]

all over auntie

[Marco]

who promptly removed

[walpurgis]

her thong before

[Marco]

her incontinence pants

[AJSki2fly]

wiped her face

[Marco]

with the damp-bit

[prestonchipfryer]

then fingered her

[Marco]

finding no moisture

[prestonchipfryer]

liberally applied grease

[Marco]

to her flange

[Cmarzot]

ran outta lube

[walpurgis]

spit and polish

[Marco]

flick the bean

[Cmarzot]

finger lickin action

[Marco]

taste the tuna

[walpurgis]

slut side salad

[Cmarzot]

butter nut squash

[Marco]

and cheesy balls

[Cmarzot]

slapping chin whiskers

[Marco]

stinky gammon flaps

[prestonchipfryer]

tasty bumhole baps

[Cmarzot]

stretch and insert

[walpurgis]

large cactus forcefully

[Marco]

up her pishers

[mad-moon]

meaning piss flaps?

[Marco]

Yes, fishy ones

[mad-moon]

with big teeth

[Cmarzot]

pleasure or pain

[Marco]

severely abusive violence

[mad-moon]

Pussy with bite

[walpurgis]

Cardboard underpants? Why?

[Marco]

they prevent rashes

[walpurgis]

over existing pustules

[mad-moon]

on beef curtains

[Cmarzot]

super glued shut

[walpurgis]

sideways dangle doings

[prestonchipfryer]

flipping floppy flaps

[Cmarzot]

inside underwear wings

[walpurgis]

grubby gussets showing

[Marco]

years of dandruff

[walpurgis]

and matted clinkers

[Marco]

have caused irreparable

[walpurgis]

flasher's raincoat staining

[Cmarzot]

on rear panel

[Marco]

of cotton panties

[Cmarzot]

collected for evidence

[Marco]

from ingrained skidmarks

[struth]

Go-change your armour

[mad-moon]

as they're fractured

[Marco]

her fatally-flawed pantyliner

[User211]

no rude innuendos

[User211]

The Bootes Void


https://youtu.be/yZhgIBlqQpA

[User211]

A Booty Call

[mad-moon]

a bum decision

[walpurgis]

folded and inserted

[Cmarzot]

by nervous midget

[Marco]

nevertheless with humungous

[Cmarzot]

obsession with height

[mad-moon]

of his cock

[walpurgis]

a doodle do

[Marco]

on his dobber

[mad-moon]

dib dib dib

[walpurgis]

deep fried sausage-fritter

[Marco]

she gobbled ravenously

[mad-moon]

Christmas is coming

[Marco]

time-for barbecued reindeer

[mad-moon]

on an open-fire

[walpurgis]

and roasting his-nuts

[mad-moon]

Frosty Jack's Cider

[Marco]

cheesy balls, anyone?

[mad-moon]

prefer bacon rashers

[Marco]

wrapped around a

[walpurgis]

rather big sausage

[Marco]

firm, yet succulent

[walpurgis]

like a cucumber

[mad-moon]

long and fat

[Marco]

poking through 'beef-curtains'

[walpurgis]

making Matron wriggle

[Marco]

and giggle, like

[walpurgis]

when Vicar massages

[Cmarzot]

his own prostate

[walpurgis]

with a belt-sander

[Marco]

chamfer yer bellend

[walpurgis]

a snug taper

[Marco]

with rusty chisel

[walpurgis]

hammered firmly in

[Marco]

underneath Jap's eye

[tapid]

What s japs eye

[Marco]

pull-back yer foreskin

[walpurgis]

and staple in-place

[Marco]

a little slit

[mad-moon]

letter box brigade

[walpurgis]

posting awkward parcels

[Marco]

containing pirate costumes

[walpurgis]

to Mayoral candidates

[Cmarzot]

variety talent show

[Marco]

for Malaysian monkeys

[mad-moon]

It's good business

[Marco]

selling laxatives to

[Cmarzot]

constipated Malaysian pirates

[prestonchipfryer]

desperately seeking relief

[walpurgis]

whilst reading Enid-Blyton

[Marco]

creaming one out

[mad-moon]

shooting the crow

[Cmarzot]

not this again

[mad-moon]

not what again ?

[Cmarzot]

waxing the weasel

[walpurgis]

stroking and poking

[Marco]

a dry, barren

[mad-moon]

frigid old muff

[Marco]

Goodness, a damp-patch!

[Cmarzot]

yeast colonizing nicely

[mad-moon]

marmite on crumpet

[walpurgis]

triple heart bypass

[Cmarzot]

cardiac hat trick

[Marco]

after-a triple 'chug'

[Ninanina]

really into apples..

[walpurgis]

no more cucumbers

[Ninanina]

out at mo...

[mad-moon]

use the courgettes...

[Marco]

instead of cucumbers

[prestonchipfryer]

Claudette prefers marrows

[Marco]

ably accommodating their

[mad-moon]

snug tight fit

[Marco]

triggering an orgasm

[mad-moon]

of epic proportion

[Marco]

some wee came-out

[mad-moon]

a tiny scotsman

[Marco]

with massive caber

[walpurgis]

Nanny embarrassingly compromised

[mad-moon]

with erect nipples

[Marco]

clearly very aroused

[mad-moon]

a rude awakening

[Cmarzot]

for Vicar's wet-nurse

[walpurgis]

ignoring embarrassing stains

[mad-moon]

on his bib

[Cmarzot]

positioned under his

[mad-moon]

wrinkly turkey neck

[User211]

The United Kingdom

[User211]

Of Fucking Unitedness

[User211]

Fuck Off EU

[User211]

You Fucking Cunts

[User211]

We Fucking Love

[User211]

You Fucking Twats

[walpurgis]

Justin's had-a drinkie :D

[mad-moon]

several me thinks :cool:

[User211]

Sleaford Mods + Wine

[mad-moon]

an explosive combination

[Marco]

of fart-gas and

[walpurgis]

pipe tobacco smoke

[mad-moon]

salmon with blini's

[Marco]

those honking pishers

[mad-moon]

wetting their knickers

[Marco]

with sardine oil

[walpurgis]

for side salad

[Marco]

before the minge-main

[mad-moon]

no-muff too tuff

[Marco]

A-stubborn stiffness persists...

[walpurgis]

rub liniment in

[Marco]

said Rammitin Balldeep

[mad-moon]

making her squeal

[User211]

quality cocaine again

[walpurgis]

plenty booze too

[User211]

great night tonight

[Yomanze]

Comedown, who cares.

[Marco]

A-nurse's glove caresses

[walpurgis]

her pimp's tackle

[Marco]

causing some glistening

[mad-moon]

meandering snail trail

[walpurgis]

up Vicar's leg

[mad-moon]

wetting his nuts

[walpurgis]

to Nurse's delight

[mad-moon]

smothered in chocolate

[Cmarzot]

so it seemed

[Marco]

until closely examined

[mad-moon]

not turkish delight

[Cmarzot]

ejaculate, semen, n'scat

[Marco]

empty your bowels

[walpurgis]

OK. Who farted?

[Marco]

I followed thru

[walpurgis]

I'm telling Matron

[Cmarzot]

about uncontrollable urge

[walpurgis]

to drink wallpaper-paste

[Cmarzot]

opened n'shut case

[mad-moon]

a sticky wicket

[walpurgis]

guilty party confesses

[Cmarzot]

lies under oath

[walpurgis]

public flogging beckons

[struth]

naturist logger's chopper

[mad-moon]

Guy's obviously hung

[walpurgis]

swinging from gallows

[Cmarzot]

of Chinese junk

[mad-moon]

imported every week

[User211]

5-3-9 diatriptamine stonedagainamide

[User211]

Nancy Reagan Rules

[Cmarzot]

Carlos Castaneda rules

[prestonchipfryer]

Piles on fire

[mad-moon]

cool with Anusol

[walpurgis]

ring of truth

[mad-moon]

circle of trust

[Cmarzot]

don't eat corn