Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[struth]

Nipped and tucked

[farflungstar]

Stripped and devoured

[Marco]

still remaining potent

[struth]

ticket to ride

[walpurgis]

bicycle for two

[Marco]

ride her HARD

[struth]

spread her jam

[Marco]

rag until it

[struth]

Bursts with flavour

[Marco]

that unmistakable tang

[struth]

Will cut steel

[walpurgis]

don't ask me

[Marco]

I hate fish-oil

[struth]

Slurpingly good soup

[walpurgis]

cure for droop

[struth]

Praise the lord

[walpurgis]

a miracle occurs

[struth]

Ammo got passed

[walpurgis]

ready to blast

[Marco]

noxious jobby gas

[struth]

From ugly wench

[Marco]

her vile stench

[walpurgis]

strong men blench

[Marco]

pervades the air

[struth]

viciously stripping lungs

[walpurgis]

an eyewatering miasma

[struth]

eminating from damp

[Marco]

soiled adult nappy

[struth]

warm and drippy

[walpurgis]

down both thighs

[struth]

tree sap style

[walpurgis]

oozing into DM-boots

[struth]

good for-the soul

[walpurgis]

sticking to deck

[struth]

Courtship sheep dip

[walpurgis]

nice disinfectant aroma

[Marco]

diluting the acrid

[struth]

Easing the pain

[walpurgis]

nowt to gain

[Marco]

but unzipping her

[struth]

Big ripe cantaloupes

[walpurgis]

visiting melon heaven

[struth]

Next door to

[Marco]

the fishmonger's fancy

[struth]

perching beside his

[Marco]

giant outstretched kipper

[struth]

Smoking hot meat

[Marco]

Mac with cheese

[struth]

Slack Alice's greased

[Marco]

her pishers, ready

[struth]

For major excersise

[walpurgis]

in extreme exhibitionism

[Marco]

showz yer wee-wee!

[struth]

Fly button hole

[walpurgis]

embarrassingly popping open

[struth]

Scaring the women


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[Marco]

unleashing 'the beast'!

[walpurgis]

screams of horror

[struth]

you are terrible

[walpurgis]

just a rumour

[Marco]

it was tiny

[struth]

Some of time

[Marco]

until she stroked

[struth]

Long and slow

[Marco]

his middle leg

[struth]

Knurled and worn

[walpurgis]

scuffed and battered

[Marco]

but standing proudly

[struth]

like a flagpole

[Marco]

Apply some ice

[walpurgis]

freeze the lice

[struth]

slice and dice

[walpurgis]

every known vice

[struth]

Lovingly practiced thrice


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[walpurgis]

a whipping included

[struth]

Cream doubly applied


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[Marco]

to stiffened extremities

[struth]

licked off slowly

[Marco]

from the 'bulb'

[walpurgis]

a slight glow

[struth]

from the flow

[walpurgis]

deafening fart parp

[southall-1998]

I'm out goodbye!

S.

[Marco]

Ya moody cow! ;)

[southall-1998]

Lose weight fast!

S.

[struth]

drop yir drawrs

[walpurgis]

a blinding flash

[Marco]

and sook ma

[struth]

shiny cricket balls

[Marco]

drain them dry

[struth]

Rub them well

[walpurgis]

with linseed oil

[struth]

And oven bake

[Marco]

until 'juice' flows

[struth]

Over the merangues

[walpurgis]

her dream topping

[struth]

sagged and heaved

[southall-1998]

On my cack.

S.

[Marco]

back, sack and-crack

[struth]

Slack Alice's malice

[Puffin]

rubber bucket syndrome

[Marco]

sniff it now!

[struth]

tyred of this

[walpurgis]

it's called inflation

[Puffin]

tread carefully or

[walpurgis]

get let down

[struth]

At inflated prices

[Puffin]

Go crossply dressing:eyebrows:

[walpurgis]

taking a rubber

[Puffin]

cosh, to lamp

[Marco]

her fat napper

[walpurgis]

like a caveman

[Marco]

Bash her brains

[struth]

With his club

[Marco]

big black one...

[struth]

With writing on

[Marco]

"Sook the tip"

[struth]

Read the bottom

[Puffin]

Ooh look Mummy

[Marco]

daddy's rubbing his

[struth]

duck with soapy

[walpurgis]

sod that mate

[southall-1998]

Oh cheer up!

S.

[southall-1998]

You miserable sod!

S.

[struth]

kissing her grits

[Marco]

sook ma boabby!

[struth]

slice and dice

[walpurgis]

fed the mice

[struth]

Shake with spice

[walpurgis]

tremble with fear

[Marco]

as you witness

[struth]

Revelation of massive

[Marco]

fanny-flap worrier

[struth]

Scaring pants-off her

[Puffin]

riper than ripe

[struth]

trippier than TCP

[Puffin]

Two Cock Peter (TCP:))

[Marco]

has superb stamina

[struth]

for belly skating

[Marco]

His rampant-stiffness was

[struth]

tucked in between

[walpurgis]

Clutch and brake-pedals

[Puffin]

hydraulics or dry-bollix

[walpurgis]

transmission fluid drenching

[Marco]

from her flange

[walpurgis]

big end knocking

[struth]

Clutching his knob

[Marco]

glowing purple like

[User211]

Buju Banton Come

[User211]

Batty Boy Run

[User211]

Boom Bye Bye

[walpurgis]

pants falling down

[User211]

Thoriated Tungsten Pants

[User211]

Still Bollocks Thread

[User211]

Will Never Improve

[Marco]

your masturbatory obsession

[struth]

pulling phallic faces

[Marco]

at passers by

[struth]

through bus window

[Marco]

frightening pensioners and

[struth]

sweet young maidens

[Puffin]

like Buffalo Gals

[struth]

Big hairy cheeks

[Marco]

perfect for some

[southall-1998]

Fucking fat people

S.

[Marco]

'dancing' like demented

[struth]

fat cat on

[southall-1998]

Shane's large toe.

S.

[Marco]

which stank of

[southall-1998]

My own cack.

S.

[Marco]

sniff it and

[Puffin]

weep for lost

[Marco]

pygmies, destroyed by

[struth]

Green giant juice

[Puffin]

slime and lime

[walpurgis]

just in time

[struth]

Wiped the hole

[Puffin]

scratch and sniff

[struth]

Perfume hits spot

[Marco]

killing the fishy

[struth]

odour from panties

[Marco]

Mmm... Smoked mackerel :eyebrows:

[struth]

smoked then soaked

[Puffin]

bum bum bonkers

[Ninanina]

crazy just crazy

[struth]

cork it up

[walpurgis]

rub it in

[struth]

sprinkle it over

[Puffin]

your shitty stick

[Marco]

covered in botty-chocolate

[struth]

For double choc-top

[Puffin]

with golden sprinkles

[struth]

grated cheese topper

[Puffin]

cop a whopper

[struth]

From bugger king


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[walpurgis]

including meat balls

[Marco]

sook ma boz!

[struth]

Eat the meat


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[walpurgis]

snake and chips

[Marco]

Stroke my trouser-snake

[Puffin]

urggh dirty boy

[struth]

shocking her stockings

[Marco]

with sweat patches

[struth]

Around her Gigantopithecus

[struth]

Cheeky monkey talk

[walpurgis]

ooh ooh eek

[struth]

Take a peek

[walpurgis]

need a leak

[struth]

Wet Welsh Sheet

[walpurgis]

on the slate

[struth]

Mountain of slags

[Marco]

legs akimbo, offering

[Puffin]

clunge plunge delight

[Marco]

for £5-a pop

[walpurgis]

it's 'lucky dip'

[struth]

gone to bed

[walpurgis]

wake up early

[Marco]

with a stiffy

[walpurgis]

for stirring tea

[Marco]

and man's milk

[walpurgis]

funny looking udders

[Marco]

full-cream or low-fat

[walpurgis]

and also sterilised

[Marco]

and sometimes fertilised

[struth]

sweet and pure

[Marco]

sunny side up

[struth]

your yolking, right?

[walpurgis]

brains are scrambled

[Marco]

with an axe

[walpurgis]

Eugene wasn't careful

[struth]

split his jeans

[Marco]

containing his unfeasibly

[struth]

slippery boa constrictor

[Ninanina]

and perfect cucumber

[struth]

in her gin

[Ninanina]

and tonic for

[struth]

sweet good health

[Ninanina]

sugar and some

[struth]

old home comforts

[Ninanina]

like a onesie..

[walpurgis]

rubber gimp suit

[struth]

fast flowing river

[Ninanina]

gushing over a

[struth]

otter's big rudder

[Ninanina]

for a tail

[struth]

controls for life

[Marco]

his middle leg

[Ninanina]

is his best

[walpurgis]

cucumber like attitude

[Ninanina]

bring-on the greeenies