Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[walpurgis]

fangs for that

[Marco]

yer welcome, ya

[struth]

Auld gumsy vampire

[Ninanina]

gives good suck...

[The Black Adder]

Dyson or Hoover?

[Ninanina]

No a Sebo..

[The Black Adder]

oooh! get you... lol :)

[Ninanina]

I like German

[struth]

Europe did not ;)

[Ninanina]

that's so true

[Ninanina]

old German car

[Ninanina]

German washing machine

[Ninanina]

German tumble dryer

[struth]

I buy British:rfl:

[Ninanina]

But German's better... ;)

[struth]

american pocket watches

[Ninanina]

and other things...

[struth]

Ive got ten (at least)

[Ninanina]

I love watches

[walpurgis]

stopped wearing one

[struth]

Like wearing waistcoats

[Ninanina]

what's time Eccles ?

[struth]

hair past freckle

[struth]

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130 years old and still keeps time

[struth]

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130 years old and still keeps time

I love freckles

[Ninanina]

watch looks nice

[struth]

Slim Tulip hands

[Ninanina]

Yes saw those

[struth]

life is slim

[Oddball]

in the gym

[struth]

going nowhere fast

[Andrei]

on the treadmill

[struth]

of daily life

[Ninanina]

such a drag

[struth]

wearing a dress

[Marco]

and lacy panties

[struth]

when sweating profusely

[walpurgis]

undies hanging loosely

[Oddball]

like your gonads

[Marco]

wrinkled and empty

[Ninanina]

oh that's nasty

[Marco]

like lemon-peel cellulite

[Ninanina]

that's just ugly..

[struth]

worse, its fugly:)

[Marco]

as a big

[struth]

flabby wobbly bottom

[Marco]

emitting arse gas

[struth]

polluting the room

[Marco]

with pungent smells

[The Black Adder]

and flabby woof-woof's

[struth]

dropped from. a-height

[Marco]

like your wallet

[Oddball]

leathery hairy and

[struth]

devoid of substance

[Marco]

filled with air

[struth]

and beer tokens

[Ninanina]

for more stuff

[struth]

there are pockets

[Ninanina]

and bum bags..

[struth]

and mini bars

[Ninanina]

of chocy Snickers

[walpurgis]

and cacky knickers

[Ninanina]

to take off

[struth]

before play time

[Ninanina]

and some frolicking

[struth]

in the midden

[Ninanina]

that'd be it..

[walpurgis]

and sticks like :D

[Ninanina]

it is glue

[struth]

smells like ammonia :doh:

[Marco]

a 'milky' consistency

[struth]

and rots cotton

[Marco]

gussets, packed with

[struth]

absorbent lint pads

[Ninanina]

if you're incontinent

[struth]

will store your

[Ninanina]

wee wee maybe :D

[struth]

and maybe a

[Ninanina]

bit of other.... :doh:

[Marco]

hot strawberry juice

[struth]

with real berries:eyebrows:

[Ninanina]

thinking of that....

[Marco]

open a packet

[Oddball]

makes my wee

[struth]

turn green coloured

[Ninanina]

after some asparagus ;)

[struth]

dissolved by paint

[Ninanina]

all your brushes

[struth]

were shaved hairless

[Ninanina]

nice and smoothy

[struth]

like baby's botty

[Oddball]

baby oil rubbed

[Ninanina]

into the parts

[struth]

only doctors go

[Oddball]

which was nice

[Ninanina]

and very uplifting

[Ninanina]

for the doc

[struth]

what, the hem?:eyebrows:

[Ninanina]

that as well :D

[struth]

also his elastic

[Ninanina]

on his boxers

[struth]

were catapulted across ...

[Ninanina]

the ring forcefully

[struth]

hitting his opponent

[Ninanina]

in the face

[struth]

causing a puddle

[Ninanina]

of some stain

[struth]

causing much hilarity

[Ninanina]

how they laughed

[struth]

how he wept

[Oddball]

when Big Daddy

[Marco]

opened his zip

[Oddball]

snagging the old

[The Black Adder]

nikki nakki noo

[struth]

a penis flytrap

[kirstysdad]

snapped heavily shut

[struth]

requiring medical intervention

[Marco]

by nurse 'stroke-ma-staunner'

[Oddball]

including colonic irrigation

[struth]

in the inFIRMary

[Ninanina]

poor old Mary

[Marco]

lost her canary

[struth]

in her drawers

[Marco]

those granny knickers

[struth]

20th century foxies:eyebrows:

[Marco]

saggy passion killers

[struth]

need triple-strength elastic

[Ninanina]

for your bloomers

[struth]

or drop em

[Marco]

allowing fresh air

[struth]

around the stale

[The Black Adder]

crusty old flaps

[Marco]

caked with solidified

[walpurgis]

hard solid stuff

[Marco]

requiring a chisel

[struth]

to pry it

[walpurgis]

chunk by chunk

[struth]

from her protrudences

[Ninanina]

not quite right...

[Marco]

was her libido

[Ninanina]

but it improved....

[Marco]

by stimulating G-spot

[struth]

due to enlarged

[walpurgis]

and much engorged

[struth]

ready for action

[walpurgis]

spine in traction

[Ninanina]

that's so stiff

[struth]

for old hands

[Ninanina]

to manipulate much

[struth]

But can Squeeze

[Marco]

the pips from

[walpurgis]

a general's epaulettes

[struth]

that require botty-polish

[Marco]

to dissolve smegma

[Oddball]

into fake caviar

[struth]

swimming like tadpoles

[Marco]

into fishy crevices

[struth]

causing some replication

[walpurgis]

which'll need education

[Oddball]

and titillation plus

[struth]

feeding by huge

[Ninanina]

mouth open wide

[struth]

giant big guppy

[walpurgis]

just a swallow

[struth]

the kids will...

[Andrei]

or kid swill

[struth]

pig swill will

[The Black Adder]

be nice for

[struth]

washing pork sausage

[Marco]

yer manky walloper

[struth]

stripped of gunk

[Marco]

and dried-in spunk

[struth]

and cottage cheese

[walpurgis]

speckled with fleas

[The Black Adder]

and cheesy peas

[struth]

polluting the air

[Oddball]

with public hair

[walpurgis]

and naked ambition

[Marco]

rampant exhibitionism, exposing

[struth]

blue and grey

[walpurgis]

and fleshily protuberent

[struth]

going racing green

[Marco]

until she gobbled

[struth]

some sticky slime

[Ninanina]

like a slug...

[Andrei]

recovering from indigestion

[walpurgis]

used to plug

[Ninanina]

a hole in..

[struth]

a big crack

[Marco]

where's the string?

[struth]

gone to hell:eyebrows:

[walpurgis]

what's that smell?

[struth]

putrid pineapple insertion

[walpurgis]

a nasty perversion

[struth]

imparted to nasty

[Ninanina]

old Dick Dastardly

[walpurgis]

bad Cornish pastie

[struth]

due to creamy

[walpurgis]

and somewhat steamy

[Ninanina]

in the shower

[struth]

causing leakages from

[walpurgis]

the contaminated bandages

[struth]

around the exit-hole

[Marco]

due to excessive

[walpurgis]

fluff and dust

[struth]

and some shihtzus

[Marco]

causing sensational skidmarks

[struth]

only removable with...

[Marco]

a good chew

[Puffin]

then ring spew

[Marco]

as the aroma

[struth]

of 5-day fish

[Marco]

pervades the lounge

[struth]

a smelly plaice

[Marco]

to devour fish-fingers

[struth]

wash them first

[Marco]

in the sewer

[struth]

to improve odours

[Marco]

from cheesy socks

[struth]

a cheddar aroma

[walpurgis]

demands medical diploma

[struth]

and gas mask

[Marco]

sniff it in

[kirstysdad]

like a Priest

[struth]

keep it clean;)

[Ninanina]

nice and squeaky

[struth]

like your bum :lol:

[Ninanina]

how you know ?

[struth]

sweet is clean;)

[Ninanina]

best that way..

[struth]

health and efficiency

[walpurgis]

age and decrepitude! :lol:

[struth]

causes craptitude alas

[walpurgis]

creaking crumbling senility

[Ninanina]

I'm getting there ....

[struth]

causing total sagability

[Ninanina]

cosmetic surgery fix'it

[struth]

giving me boobs :eyebrows:

[Ninanina]

you like them ?

[walpurgis]

loads at once

[struth]

nice big dumplings

[Ninanina]

with a stew

[Oddball]

made from bats

[walpurgis]

garnished with rats

[Ninanina]

made by witches..

[walpurgis]

found in ditches

[Ninanina]

covered in dirt

[struth]

as is normal

[Ninanina]

for those type

[struth]

a good stripping