Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Puffin]

blow me down

[pjdowns]

That's not nice :(

[synsei]

Blow me up? :lol:

[pjdowns]

How'd we do?

[synsei]

Fair to middling... ;)

[Puffin]

skanky boys win

[synsei]

Buxom girls rock :)

[Puffin]

da bed springs

[synsei]

Forsooth, Rumpy Pumpy... :D

[pjdowns]

Rump Steak's nice

[Puffin]

a veritable feast

[synsei]

placed before thee

[pjdowns]

Why no meat?

[synsei]

in the vicar

[pjdowns]

He likes meat ;)

[synsei]

tell the bishop :)

[pjdowns]

Why he's strange

[Roy S]

Resembles a Chesspiece

[pjdowns]

Bash the bishop

[Roy S]

pound the pork

[pjdowns]

Choke the Chicken

[Roy S]

Syphon the Python

[Trumpton_Rioter]

point Percy at ......

[synsei]

the porcelain throne

[pjdowns]

To chuck up

[DSJR]

too much curry

[pjdowns]

Lots of carrot

[pjdowns]

and roast potatoes

[Jonboy]

spit roast preferred

[pjdowns]

with a chicken?

[pjdowns]

Gone quiet again!

[Puffin]

.........................

[Roy S]

Silent but deadly

[Marco]

she castrates him

[pjdowns]

That sounds painful

[Puffin]

Doris Drongbucket never

[Roy S]

knitted pubic wigs

[Puffin]

but her yorkshires

[Roy S]

Ballooned like Carbunkles

[Puffin]

swollen and engorged

[Roy S]

Turgid and throbbing

[Puffin]

aching for relief

[pjdowns]

Thumping and pumping

[Yomanze]

Oh the floorstanders

[pjdowns]

rock the room

[Roy S]

Blow yer woofers

[Puffin]

get bent backwards

[Marco]

before being molested

[pjdowns]

by the vicar

[Roy S]

Wearing black stockings

[pjdowns]

and luminous suspenders

[Puffin]

tilly twangspanker really

[Marco]

is a tease

[pjdowns]

Watching big potatoes

[Puffin]

erupt with butter

[Marco]

runny, salty, foaming...

[walpurgis]

like sea spume

[twickers]

Definitely something salty

[Puffin]

like water sports ;)

[Marco]

pish on yer

[pjdowns]

Large and enormous

[twickers]

bigger than that

[Puffin]

humongous gash guzzler

[Marco]

with fur attached

[Puffin]

slinky dinky minky

[pjdowns]

Plinky plunky funky

[Roy S]

Slightly Widow Twanky

[walpurgis]

bit of hanky-spanky

[pjdowns]

higuldy piguldy mess

[Marco]

on Beth's dress

[The Black Adder]

The Ninky Nonk

[Gordon Steadman]

Disgusting decaffeinated coffee

[Puffin]

decoffinrated more like

[Gordon Steadman]

like it strong

[Gordon Steadman]

but I twitch

[Marco]

when poked with

[pjdowns]

A large stick

[Puffin]

and betty's bean

[pjdowns]

Flicking it now

[Puffin]

dirty, dirty boy

[prestonchipfryer]

don't be coy

[twickers]

dip your bread

[pjdowns]

Is that a

[Puffin]

Wharfedale Diamond IV

[Jonboy]

wife's left me

[Marco]

with a stiffy

[The Black Adder]

Jamie Cullum.... NO!

[The Black Adder]

Jamie Cullum.... NO!

I said.. NO!

[twickers]

said the wife

[Anti Meep]

With a knife

[prestonchipfryer]

and a pouting

[pjdowns]

Sligh blonde lady

[Marco]

who's into bestiality

[twickers]

get down shep

[pjdowns]

but he enjoys

[Roy S]

marking his territory

[Marco]

with raspberry coulis

[pjdowns]

With Orange orangutans

[prestonchipfryer]

and lady juices

[pjdowns]

Dripping from his

[Puffin]

deeply sad smile

[pjdowns]

and man boobs

[Puffin]

jiggly juggly mammaries

[pjdowns]

chewy tasty blondies

[twickers]

drowning in lactation

[Puffin]

:sucks: want bitty mummy

[Roy S]

Computer sez no

[Puffin]

Dell-Monte say yes! (Dell:D)

[pjdowns]

A F**king liberty

[Puffin]

bodice makes for

[pjdowns]

Naughty naughty ladies

[Marco]

showing the skidmarks

[pjdowns]

feeling his balls

[Marco]

obviously a ladyboy

[pjdowns]

Showing his willy

[Marco]

to the Queen

[pjdowns]

A Royal Willy

[Marco]

somewhat flacid, and

[pjdowns]

Getting a tug

[Marco]

elongating the carbuncles

[Puffin]

and unflattering cankles

[pjdowns]

Parting the piano

[Roy S]

Operating the organ

[pjdowns]

Strumming the guitar

[Puffin]

like a toss-pot

[twickers]

finger-style or plectrum

[Roy S]

Five finger shuffle

[Puffin]

hand shandy mandy

[pjdowns]

that's plain naughty

[Marco]

poking me botty

[pjdowns]

with a large?

[Puffin]

botty poker silly

[pjdowns]

He likes it

[Puffin]

old blinky bufferscrub

[pjdowns]

Talk to Monsieur

[Puffin]

porquoi? C'est impossible!

[pjdowns]

But why so

[Puffin]

je suis malade :(

[pjdowns]

Can't speak French

[twickers]

have some oral

[pjdowns]

tastes of wee

[Marco]

your adult nappy

[pjdowns]

whilst wearing it

[Marco]

as a hat

[pjdowns]

in a monastery

[Puffin]

Monastery of Sound

[pjdowns]

No Ministry silly!

[Puffin]

Ministry of Monks?

[pjdowns]

lets be serious

[Puffin]

let's go steady:eyebrows:

[pjdowns]

Very funny sir

[Puffin]

not as funny

[Roy S]

as Norman Wisdom

[twickers]

isn't very wise

[Roy S]

ask Mr.Grimsdale

[Marco]

who podgered the

[twickers]

neighbours wife, Fanny

[pjdowns]

and enjoyed it

[Marco]

unfortunately the smell

[pjdowns]

was somewhat nasty

[Puffin]

like nasty people

[pjdowns]

Who show their

[Marco]

cheese infested tonails

[pjdowns]

And lick them

[Puffin]

at the table

[pjdowns]

Whilst chewing on

[Puffin]

stir-fried testicles

[Marco]

with foreskin froth

[brian2957]

made into broth

[Marco]

to form a

[Yomanze]

Cock a leekie

[Puffin]

for the freaky:mental:

[Yomanze]

Sneak a peeky

[Puffin]

of her minky

[realysm42]

Its somewhat stinky

[pjdowns]

Tracy's little trinkey

[Puffin]

battered and crinkly

[pjdowns]

Taking a wee wee

[Marco]

inside your pyjamas

[prestonchipfryer]

hot and wet

[pjdowns]

dribbling down there

[Marco]

Forunately, Tena Lady

[pjdowns]

had a sneeze

[Marco]

and out came

[pjdowns]

a large penis

[Marco]

Malcolm wasn't amused

[pjdowns]

he was having?

[Puffin]

ladyboy knob nightmare

[Marco]

Fortunately Elsie had

[Puffin]

bought bolt cutters

[Marco]

and deftly proceeded

[Puffin]

to prune mercilessly

[twickers]

with deft precision

[Puffin]

over at Brenda's

[pjdowns]

Very small house

[Puffin]

deep fried rats

[pjdowns]

Taste rather special

[Puffin]

like her kids:mental:

[pjdowns]

No they smell

[Puffin]

of Ritalin crisps

[The Black Adder]

Big bloody Cucumber

[Marco]

you've got there

[Roy S]

Shove that banana

[prestonchipfryer]

up Claudette's quim

[Marco]

near the rim

[prestonchipfryer]

itchy and weeping

[pjdowns]

on the floor

[Puffin]

murder? is it

[pjdowns]

Oh yes, certainly

[Marco]

Bagsie the spleen

[twickers]

served with chips

[Marco]

and intestinal gas

[twickers]

with bile-duct gravy

[Marco]

and colonic slather

[prestonchipfryer]

lumpy stagnating dross

[Marco]

with suppurating effluent

[pjdowns]

Dried up pooh

[Roy S]

Magic white turds

[pjdowns]

That taste yuk

[Marco]

some enjoy them

[pjdowns]

True but why?

[Marco]

their aromatic tang

[prestonchipfryer]

and stifling odour

[realysm42]

Better than salad

[pjdowns]

That's not hard

[Marco]

like your willy

[twickers]

flaccid and shrivelled

[The Black Adder]

It's Simon Templar

[twickers]

saint or sinner?

[Marco]

swinger or minger?

[The Black Adder]

very tight flange

[pjdowns]

Taking some meat

[The Black Adder]

dirty old man

[pjdowns]

What a treat

[Marco]

her stinky feet

[The Black Adder]

slap some meat

[pjdowns]

on her boobs

[Yomanze]

Hopefully not moobs

[pjdowns]

No they're hairy

[The Black Adder]

She likes cream

[pjdowns]

Drinking it down

[Marco]

like man's milk

[Reffc]

Blinking steep hills

[Marco]

between her breasts

[twickers]

i placed some

[Marco]

crispy Wiltshire ham

[The Black Adder]

inside her sleeve

[Marco]

where I discovered

[realysm42]

A warty cyst

[realysm42]

Tasted like chicken