Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[walpurgis]

Bingo rules mate

[Cmarzot]

blue hair special

[struth]

Beehive heir do

[mad-moon]

I now pronounce

[Cmarzot]

with a lisp

[struth]

you husband-and sheep

[mad-moon]

little bo peep

[Marco]

liked to-be spanked

[struth]

In your wellies

[mad-moon]

sheeps back legs

[struth]

Shaved and oiled

[Marco]

by a nerdy

[mad-moon]

seasoned and boiled

[struth]

Tender and shapely

[walpurgis]

with fart-like whiff

[mad-moon]

parted her quiff

[struth]

Came in-a jiff

[Marco]

no dribbles, hopefully

[mad-moon]

premature shot off

[walpurgis]

from vicar's 'special-friend'

[struth]

The bishop bell

[mad-moon]

the stubby pawn

[struth]

king of queens

[walpurgis]

ace in-the hole

[struth]

Plus other things

[walpurgis]

in Pandora's box?

[Marco]

just slightly moist

[mad-moon]

can of worms

[walpurgis]

with mildewed edges

[mad-moon]

enlarged slippery lips

[struth]

Covered with toupee

[mad-moon]

or not toupee

[struth]

Hairs not g-strings

[mad-moon]

Seb Bastion bark

[struth]

Impregnated by duck

[mad-moon]

with man fat

[walpurgis]

like Orson Carte

[struth]

Drinking dollys lollies

[walpurgis]

wood for trees

[mad-moon]

can't see it

[Marco]

your wee wiener

[walpurgis]

is aunty's favourite

[Cmarzot]

just before enema

[struth]

Pumps out messy

[mad-moon]

blood stained scat

[Marco]

poured onto ice-cream

[walpurgis]

soylent-green for tea

[Cmarzot]

how'd like that

[Marco]

a raspberry ripple

[struth]

a strawberry nipple

[walpurgis]

a cock ice

[struth]

a chick flick

[Cmarzot]

a douche bag

[struth]

ugly bag woman

[Cmarzot]

fashion faux pas

[struth]

Tanktops and brogues

[walpurgis]

sequinned gimp suit

[struth]

Pinstripe birthday suit

[walpurgis]

to fit emperor

[mad-moon]

an invisible suit

[Marco]

with visible stains

[struth]

Her hairy thighs

[mad-moon]

long spiders legs

[struth]

Jenny fuzz face

[Cmarzot]

web mistress n'tights

[Marco]

ripped, due to

[walpurgis]

barbed-wire on fence

[mad-moon]

Hammer head Barbi

[walpurgis]

has it nailed

[struth]

nice bitta tail

[mad-moon]

in her day

[struth]

Old boot now

[mad-moon]

constructed of plastic

[struth]

with leathery tongue

[mad-moon]

and rubber lips

[struth]

Puncture repair kit

[mad-moon]

botox and silicone

[Marco]

desperately fighting ugliness

[mad-moon]

sell your mirrors

[Cmarzot]

and your cameras

[struth]

Nick on chin

[mad-moon]

like a dog

[Cmarzot]

slobbering toxic slime

[prsjnb]

beckoning untimely demise

[Marco]

from chronic diarrhoea

[Cmarzot]

tsunami toilet splash

[struth]

wave of mush

[walpurgis]

big bristly tush

[struth]

looks very lush

[mad-moon]

Lovely smashing cush

[Cmarzot]

dank Hindu kush

[mad-moon]

Clearly smoking lots

[Cmarzot]

epic bong hit

[Pigmy Pony]

Eurovision bong contest

[struth]

Back from brink

[walpurgis]

nearly fell in

[struth]

Hook line sinker

[Marco]

farted a stinker

[Cmarzot]

stoner to drinker

[walpurgis]

Phew. Who dun-dat?

[struth]

Guilty my lud

[Cmarzot]

watch less telly

[mad-moon]

play a stratocaster

[walpurgis]

bury the remains

[Cmarzot]

ashes to ashes

[struth]

funky to funky

[Marco]

stinky to stinkier

[struth]

Botty to potty

[walpurgis]

flash in pan

[Marco]

Look out, floater!

[walpurgis]

going through-the motions

[struth]

wind picking up

[mad-moon]

burp sneeze fart

[Cmarzot]

scat filled tart

[Puffin]

scum filled munter

[walpurgis]

discussed over elevenses

[Puffin]

at 10am precisely

[walpurgis]

while vicar presents

[Puffin]

stuffed crust nipples

[mad-moon]

and fish sauce

[walpurgis]

for delighted choirboys

[mad-moon]

Reg and Ronnie

[walpurgis]

shovel not spade

[mad-moon]

shite not shit

[walpurgis]

turdy girdy man

[Cmarzot]

entertained the pope

[walpurgis]

gave granny a-grope

[prestonchipfryer]

and farted loudly

[struth]

having a misfire

[mad-moon]

It's a dud

[Cmarzot]

a brown technical

[struth]

Hole in-the wall gang

[Marco]

ram your thing-in

[struth]

Safe from sheriff

[Cmarzot]

and her deputy

[Marco]

a strip-search ensues

[walpurgis]

matron dons rubber-gloves

[struth]

But cannot breathe

[walpurgis]

under water so

[struth]

grabbed doctors tube

[walpurgis]

of Ralgex to-rub

[struth]

her chilled chest

[Cmarzot]

high beams on

[struth]

tilted upwards to

[mad-moon]

red cherry lips

[walpurgis]

spitting out pips

[Cmarzot]

servicing Jonny Appleseed

[Puffin]

being john malnourished

[struth]

juicy and pink

[walpurgis]

what's that stink?

[struth]

what ya think

[walpurgis]

topbox and panniers

[Cmarzot]

rendered in pink

[prestonchipfryer]

my farts stink

[Cmarzot]

elevator etiquette t'hell

[walpurgis]

a sensible observation

[Cmarzot]

top floor please

[Puffin]

sorry, it's closed

[mad-moon]

Well open it

[struth]

All over foyer

[walpurgis]

of Trump Hotel

[struth]

And his syrup

[walpurgis]

figment of imagination

[struth]

Conan the barbarian

[walpurgis]

muffin the mule

[struth]

With curry sauce

[prsjnb]

Salacious veterinary malpractice

[struth]

Misusing ball beetroot

[walpurgis]

creates cosy crustacean

[Cmarzot]

iced twin oysters

[walpurgis]

thousand island cross-dressing

[struth]

A sexy cucumber

[Cmarzot]

smells funky like

[struth]

also a-bit dungy

[walpurgis]

not all there

[struth]

Far too potent

[walpurgis]

an utter shambles

[struth]

bumbling baldy buffoon

[walpurgis]

charmed I'm sure

[Puffin]

but very sore

[mad-moon]

after bull whip

[struth]

On sailing ship

[Cmarzot]

full of virgins

[walpurgis]

knuckledusters and grenades

[struth]

Firmly in boxers

[mad-moon]

covered in drool

[walpurgis]

and the-odd stool

[struth]

That old tool

[Ninanina]

awl of a

[walpurgis]

boringly predictable party

[Ninanina]

It's a social

[User211]

retro cyberpunk orgy

[Ninanina]

wild party indeed

[Ninanina]

only had threesome

[struth]

two's company, but

[Ninanina]

you should try

[struth]

to make hay

[Ninanina]

while the sun

[struth]

Shines from bum

[walpurgis]

rule of thumb

[Ninanina]

or other orifice

[walpurgis]

turn other cheek

[Ninanina]

to better get...

[mad-moon]

spanked on both...

[struth]

or lightly tickled

[Cmarzot]

pig-tailed and freckled

[walpurgis]

May being heckled

[mad-moon]

costing many sheckels

[Cmarzot]

enter Dr. Jekyll

[walpurgis]

nowhere to hyde

[mad-moon]

ticket to ride

[walpurgis]

into jaws of

[struth]

the future life

[walpurgis]

of Brian from

[struth]

Owl Stretching Time

[mad-moon]

Owl hunting buzzard

[walpurgis]

like a jabberwocky

[mad-moon]

Using the force

[walpurgis]

thin blue line

[struth]

and getting thinner

[Marco]

than her thighs

[walpurgis]

draws a bead

[struth]

scatters his seed

[walpurgis]

ploughs the furrow

[mad-moon]

scarifies the land

[struth]

ploughs her furrow

[Marco]

near her mound

[struth]

requires heavy plough

[Marco]

to penetrate the

[struth]

stony hard ridge

[Marco]

blocking entrance to

[walpurgis]

Tesco filling station

[Cmarzot]

happily laying pipe

[walpurgis]

and slippers aside

[Marco]

Stand FIRM and

[walpurgis]

slash up walls

[struth]

donating ones pish

[Marco]

to perfume companies

[walpurgis]

for 'special' essence

[Cmarzot]

bullish on cologne

[walpurgis]

but Dusseldorf's a-bitch

[struth]

So is Alexandria

[Marco]

pongs of shit

[walpurgis]

waft of sewers

[mad-moon]

said the seamstress

[struth]

Without stitch on

[Marco]

exposing her panties

[struth]

in her handbag

[Marco]

slipped off after

[struth]

night in gym