Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[cargar]

wrinkly cheesy whiffy

[struth]

coz she's-a squapollywog

[Oddball]

gagging for a

[struth]

another hit of

[r100]

maxwells blue slipper

[Jonboy]

spank my botty

[struth]

with the guardian

[Marco]

sports side up

[struth]

her kingsize flamer

[Oddball]

all juiced up

[struth]

well nutrified by

[Marco]

nutritious man's milk

[struth]

Sadly soured by

[Marco]

an infusion of

[mikeyb]

The Buggers Three

[r100]

actually, only one

[Marco]

tiny little testis

[Oddball]

trying his besty

[Marco]

to fill her

[r100]

... full tank please !

[Marco]

empty yer sack

[cargar]

onto her rack

[Oddball]

grubby old mack

[User211]

spilt mum's bongwater

[Marco]

she practices infantilism

[User211]

i will not...

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[Oddball]

tug my todger

[struth]

Anymore. He promises

[Oddball]

but he lied

[struth]

What a jerk

[Marco]

his red rash

[walpurgis]

making a hash

[struth]

Of corned-beef lass

[Oddball]

its a gas

[r100]

stick a light

[struth]

On the horse

[Marco]

catch its shit

[Oddball]

blown to bits

[r100]

hurricane warning imminent

[Marco]

inhale the gas

[Oddball]

whats that smell

[Marco]

check your pantz

[cargar]

can't -busy wankz

[Oddball]

that's what stanks

[Marco]

her work tights

[Oddball]

smelt of haddock

[struth]

As they do

[Marco]

especially the gusset

[Oddball]

reinforced with dried

[Marco]

in 'juice' stains

[Oddball]

collected from gnomes

[Marco]

pointing their Percys

[Puffin]

and dang groggling

[r100]

mind boggling event

[Marco]

beyond human comprehension

[r100]

the 7th dimension !

[Oddball]

uploaded to Utube

[r100]

viewed by millions

[Marco]

like monkey worrying

[Oddball]

weird but compulsive

[Marco]

like collecting cock-rings

[Oddball]

by bird fanciers

[Oddball]

on smutty weekends

[Marco]

depraved with perversion

[Oddball]

run by Bananaman

[WAD62]

Joe fecking Root! :cool::cool::cool:

[walpurgis]

creepy and obsessive

[r100]

obeying strict orders

[Marco]

to violate her

[r100]

:scratch::scratch::scratch:

[Oddball]

with a six

[walpurgis]

foot barge pole

[Marco]

stretching her pishers

[Oddball]

to breaking point

[Ninanina]

then a splat

[Marco]

as a jobby

[Oddball]

dallop of sticky

[Marco]

beef-olive pops out

[struth]

of pops big

[Oddball]

fat arsh hole

[r100]

Chihuahua stuck inbetween
:D

[struth]

a long bunny

[Marco]

I see raisins

[struth]

knit one, purl

[Ninanina]

or to crochet

[struth]

elastic jockstrap sling

[walpurgis]

huge hammock sized

[struth]

codpieces swaying rhythmically

[walpurgis]

in time with

[struth]

band leader's baton

[Marco]

stiff, adequately long

[Ninanina]

for the waving

[Marco]

towards her box

[Ninanina]

of trick parts

[Marco]

enjoy being tickled

[struth]

Barcus is willing

[Ninanina]

and very able..

[struth]

to joiner her

[Ninanina]

to the very...

[walpurgis]

friendly spanking classes

[Ninanina]

reddening all the

[walpurgis]

bare bumpy bits

[Marco]

cushioned by cotton

[struth]

woolly damp knickers

[Ninanina]

can be very

[walpurgis]

accident prone for

[Marco]

various unexpected leakages

[walpurgis]

and thick fog-like

[Oddball]

fart gas emitted

[struth]

sulphur and oxygen

[Ninanina]

just doesn't mix

[walpurgis]

into cocktails well

[struth]

unless Molotov mixes-it

[southall-1998]

Inside my cornhole

[Oddball]

a stinky Vesuvius

[struth]

Erupts every hour

[Marco]

the eggy tang

[struth]

Sweet and sour

[Marco]

assaults your nostrils

[struth]

And hazing eyes

[Oddball]

runs down your

[Marco]

leg, like diarrhoea

[Oddball]

molten magma mixed

[Marco]

with liquid jobby

[Oddball]

only at subway

[Marco]

the 'Daily Specials'

[Oddball]

because once a

[Jonboy]

bacon buttie was

[struth]

monkey ass stamped

[Oddball]

Doris's lovely baps

[Puffin]

I love Doris

[walpurgis]

back in the-day

[Puffin]

like Calamity Jane

[Oddball]

she hand pulled

[cargar]

a knob off

[Oddball]

the Mr Whippy

[Marco]

suck my cone

[r100]

blow my prism

[Oddball]

squeeze the sauce

[Marco]

from the head

[Oddball]

while in bed

[r100]

in another Univers

[cargar]

watch with mother

[Marco]

the porn channel

[walpurgis]

the bristol channel

[struth]

Causing ups-n-downs for

[Oddball]

old salty seamen

[cargar]

bobbin up 'n down

[Jonboy]

On the good-ship-Venus

[struth]

calling interplanetary craft

[Ninanina]

that you drive

[walpurgis]

forcefully up the

[struth]

kybur pass slowly

[Oddball]

but surely till

[walpurgis]

the barbed wire

[twickers]

the spare tyre

[walpurgis]

needs pumping up

[struth]

by full bladder

[Marco]

emptied into nappy

[twickers]

and Sepp Blatter

[struth]

cried like baby

[Marco]

pamper my botty

[walpurgis]

says the mad-hatter

[twickers]

to Harry Potter

[struth]

while stroking his

[cargar]

big magic wand

[Oddball]

was in wonderland

[struth]

With slack Alice

[Marco]

ramming her box

[Oddball]

like a rabbit

[Jonboy]

Batteries not included

[Marco]

nevertheless she proceeded

[struth]

in-a disorderly manner

[Oddball]

knickers around her

[struth]

throat; bra opened

[Marco]

paps unleashed and

[struth]

standing to attention

[Marco]

nipples like dinner-plates

[Puffin]

Blah Blah Blah

[Marco]

forget the smalltalk

[Puffin]

get on backwards

[Ninanina]

can be awkward

[Marco]

slip it in

[walpurgis]

sideways on with

[Oddball]

corkscrew action causing

[Ninanina]

a sore spot

[Marco]

needing soothed with

[walpurgis]

wire brush and

[twickers]

pair of pliers

[Puffin]

countersunk bit required

[cargar]

with pump action

[struth]

Over and under

[cargar]

full throttle ahead

[Oddball]

slamdunk the bed

[cargar]

harder she said

[Puffin]

moaner lisa screamed

[Marco]

enigmatically swallowing his

[struth]

Lemon curd piece

[Oddball]

his DaVinci cod

[Puffin]

battered and weeping

[Ninanina]

all the oil

[struth]

in the world

[Oddball]

even Vaseline couldn't

[Marco]

loosen her thighs

[Oddball]

quicker than gin

[Marco]

force them open

[struth]

With battering ram

[Oddball]

shaped red appendage

[Puffin]

grip and twist

[Marco]

her ample saddlebags

[Puffin]

jodhpur jollies give

[Oddball]

Miss Whiplash satisfaction

[Marco]

causing moist panties

[Oddball]

and fish fingers

[Marco]

sniff the snail-trail

[struth]

with hairy snout

[Marco]

inhaling the milky

[struth]

warm cappuccino aroma

[Marco]

of frothy flange-oil

[Oddball]

lubricates the crankshaft

[r100]

business as usual

[Oddball]

as Spiderman saves

[r100]

yet another AoS'er

[Oddball]

from drowning in

[struth]

the honey pot

[r100]

of hifi bliss

[Puffin]

set adrift on

[struth]

the night tripper

[Oddball]

a sea of

[struth]

come with me (my love To the sea)

[Oddball]

shiver me timbers

[Marco]

It's a ladyboy

[struth]

she wears it

[r100]

on a hillyard

[walpurgis]

a panoramic angle

[struth]

of-a punic ditch

[walpurgis]

of bitch witch

[Marco]

pressing one out

[cargar]

Riddled with doubt

[Oddball]

cant she pout

[cargar]

too much gout

[Marco]

It's a rout

[Oddball]

make her shout

[struth]

H'way the lads

[Marco]

no sloppy seconds

[struth]

Wash your hands

[Marco]

before flicking her

[Oddball]

into top gear

[Puffin]

and then Wham!

[struth]

bang, run away