Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Jonboy]

in my house :doh:

[shabby64]

which is insured

[Artifolk]

via Cyber Terrorists

[shabby64]

based in Greenland

[brian2957]

on a mountain

[Marco]

where goats roamed

[brian2957]

and done whatever

[Marco]

was morally wrong

[brian2957]

ina biblical sense

[Puffin]

burning her bush

[Marco]

flaunting her tush

[Puffin]

in the Hindu-Kush

[shabby64]

to any mush

[Puffin]

planing the wood:eyebrows:

[Marco]

scooshing yer dirty-water

[Puffin]

Come hither tae yer-mither

[Jonboy]

and make her-quiver

[shabby64]

feels like liver

[Puffin]

tastes like surstromming

[Marco]

and eggy frog-spawn

[audio39]

with Yack blood

[brian2957]

yack black pudding

[Marco]

and slug sputum

[prestonchipfryer]

larks vomit puree

[Marco]

Stagnant jellyfish jobby

[Artifolk]

fried with garlic

[Marco]

swimming in smegma

[Artifolk]

Perverse beyond belief :lol:

[Marco]

dat's me, baby! :eyebrows:

[brian2957]

green gooey gunk

[Artifolk]

Slapped on buttocks :eek:

[Alex_UK]

rolled in flour

[Marco]

then whipped mercilessly

[prestonchipfryer]

until frothy-mouthed

[Thing Fish]

and dripping biff

[audio39]

with rotting flesh

[prestonchipfryer]

acquired gamey taste

[brian2957]

gravy my deer

[Marco]

from my arse

[Artifolk]

came rhetorical verse

[Jonboy]

a man called

[Marco]

Willie Wee Boz

[prestonchipfryer]

huge floppy knob

[brian2957]

very big bawbag

[Roy S]

hanging down low

[Marco]

touching Tasmin's mouth

[Border Riever]

way down south

[Marco]

tickling her tonsils

[Artifolk]

choke away ginger

[Marco]

swallow them stones

[Artifolk]

they help digestion

[brian2957]

of large chunky

[prestonchipfryer]

frozen breast milk

[brian2957]

in paper cups

[prestonchipfryer]

with plastic straws

[Marco]

sook the gloop!

[prestonchipfryer]

tasty, like poop

[Marco]

wrap yer gums

[brian2957]

around the plums

[Artifolk]

and projectile vomit

[Marco]

reminiscent of fusty-quiche

[Jonboy]

and gusset crust

[Marco]

mixed with ballsack-pâté

[Jonboy]

pubes to spit

[Marco]

the creamy spunk

[audio39]

between palpitating pissflaps

[Artifolk]

STD's not welcome

[Border Riever]

only crabs and

[Marco]

discarded fish dinners

[Artifolk]

cat scraps aplenty

[prestonchipfryer]

fishy pussy aroma

[Jonboy]

i'm addicted to-crack

[Marco]

back, crack 'n' spank

[Artifolk]

with domineering vixens

[Marco]

teasing and tormenting

[Jonboy]

my throbbing red

[brian2957]

large hairy buttocks

[Marco]

belonging to Jeffrey

[brian2957]

and patrick fitzgerald

[Marco]

Ben Dover and

[brian2957]

and gerald fitzpatrick

[Marco]

Mike Ock and

[Jonboy]

Dave from the-pub

[brian2957]

also came to

[Marco]

know Mike Hunt

[brian2957]

what a right

[Jonboy]

buttock licking fascist

[Marco]

his budgie was

[brian2957]

always saying that

[Jonboy]

dress to the-left

[brian2957]

is the way

[Marco]

for maximum penile

[Puffin]

embarrasment as shorty

[Marco]

peeks out from

[Border Riever]

the balloon knot

[Marco]

waving its little

[Border Riever]

brown tortoise head

[Marco]

to passing penguins

[Puffin]

more fish Tarquin

[Border Riever]

hunting killer whales

[Puffin]

pwllheli or Leeks

[Marco]

for trouser snakes

[prestonchipfryer]

, purple-headed bed monster

[Marco]

scared the wife

[Puffin]

what a minger

[prestonchipfryer]

use a finger

[Puffin]

three knuckles deep

[Marco]

underneath the placenta

[prestonchipfryer]

near the kidneys

[Marco]

opposite the gangrene

[Puffin]

maggots for faggots

[Jonboy]

flies on fannys

[Marco]

fromage on floppies

[Artifolk]

bloody sexual innuendos

[Marco]

you lurves it

[Artifolk]

diabolical dungeon dilemma

[brian2957]

to tie or

[Marco]

to verily spank

[Artifolk]

such sore buttocks

[Reid Malenfant]

Tiger Balm time

[Jac Hawk]

butter yer muffins

[Marco]

make-way-for-Mary

[Puffin]

bloody mary, i'll

[Marco]

dip my dobber

[brian2957]

pockle my nockle

[Reid Malenfant]

with extra cockles

[brian2957]

mary mary quite

[Marco]

liable to reveal

[brian2957]

something which might

[Marco]

offend pregnant philatelists

[Roy S]

stamping their authority

[Puffin]

licking like crazy

[Marco]

savouring the flavour

[audio39]

of bowel juice

[Marco]

I'm getting prunes

[Puffin]

see a doctor

[prestonchipfryer]

have a crap

[Jonboy]

have a kit-kat

[prestonchipfryer]

Claudette's hairy twat

[Marco]

essence of kippers

[brian2957]

something fishy here

[Roy S]

the cod father

[Puffin]

was very unwell

[Marco]

so suspended all

[brian2957]

feeling sea sick

[Marco]

especially Bobby, who

[brian2957]

really didn't like

[Marco]

his balls frozen

[audio39]

to her chin

[Puffin]

saves on botox

[Roy S]

shaves your bollocks

[Jonboy]

like Elton John

[prestonchipfryer]

knob shining brightly

[Jonboy]

ready for David's-bottom

[Marco]

to accept penetration

[Roy S]

via tradesmen's entrance

[Reid Malenfant]

back door boys :eyebrows:

[Marco]

and fudge packers

[Reid Malenfant]

can get stuffed :violin:

[prestonchipfryer]

every Thursday afternoon

[brian2957]

boy fun for

[prestonchipfryer]

arse lickers only

[Marco]

'cottaging' in toilets

[Puffin]

semi-detached foreskins

[prestonchipfryer]

revealing purple plunderer

[goraman]

from down under

[Marco]

belonging to kangaroos

[brian2957]

with large didgeridoos

[prestonchipfryer]

and ballooning bollocks

[Roy S]

'what's that Skippy?'

[audio39]

swelling the Hemorrhoids

[Jonboy]

bunch of grapes

[Artifolk]

don't pick these

[Marco]

Suzy's got fleas

[brian2957]

dirty wee dog

[Roy S]

shiny giant pussy

[Puffin]

polish it daily:eyebrows:

[prestonchipfryer]

thoroughly tongue it

[Marco]

lick that bean!

[Artifolk]

massaged via phalanges

[Marco]

making you stiff

[brian2957]

in more ways

[Marco]

than naughty nurses

[brian2957]

having their way

[dave2010]

risqué thread this

[Puffin]

impose a ban

[Marco]

on all crossdressing

[Puffin]

apart from horses

[Marco]

who remain allowed

[brian2957]

to wear anything

[Marco]

that clashes with

[Puffin]

donkey kong's thong

[Marco]

made to house

[brian2957]

a very big

[Marco]

threat to women

[prestonchipfryer]

with hairy quims

[Marco]

who promised much

[prestonchipfryer]

, squirting their love-juice

[Marco]

over nearby 99-cones

[Roy S]

Flake insertion imminent

[Marco]

and strawberry juice-leakage

[Jonboy]

and crushed nuts

[Marco]

sprinkled liberally over

[Puffin]

walter kronkite's dustbin:eek:

[Marco]

which contained soiled

[Puffin]

presidents who wanked

[prestonchipfryer]

and came twice

[Marco]

before being elected

[prestonchipfryer]

were propped up

[Marco]

prior to execution

[Puffin]

by hot cigar

[audio39]

and burning gasoline

[Puffin]

Mmm smell Benzole

[Marco]

from her botty

[Puffin]

what two arses?

[Artifolk]

the two angelic

[Marco]

lesbians began petting

[brian2957]

les-be-friends

[Jonboy]

homo you don't

[brian2957]

he's behind you

[Roy S]

with a cucumber

[Puffin]

pickled in wee-wee

[Roy S]

what a Wally

[Marco]

defacing a dolly

[prestonchipfryer]

coming in Holly

[Puffin]

uurghh bit sharp

[Marco]

watch those teeth!

[brian2957]

take them out

[Puffin]

gummy bares all

[Marco]

then gobbled-it-whole

[audio39]

gargling the goop

[Jonboy]

empty my sack

[Marco]

of dirty water

[audio39]

and eager swimmers

[prestonchipfryer]

with crotch-tight trunks

[Marco]

revealing alluring bulges

[Puffin]

wearing paedo trunks

[Marco]

emblazoned with fluorescent

[audio39]

labelled "Heavy Load"

[Puffin]

watch me swing

[brian2957]

left to right

[audio39]

while plunging deeply

[Marco]

into illegal orifices

[Roy S]

smelling of anchovies

[Marco]

caused by previous

[Jonboy]

penile pulsing penetration

[brian2957]

magnified by a

[Marco]

an overactive imagination

[Roy S]

and orgasmic speculation

[Marco]

with labia stimulation