Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Jonboy]

i like lady-boys

[Marco]

wearing transparent panties

[Puffin]

with drive thru

[Marco]

peek-a-boo

[prestonchipfryer]

need a poo

[Marco]

let it go

[seoirse2002]

see it flow

[Marco]

count the chunky-bits

[Puffin]

embrace the bowl

[seoirse2002]

bare your soul

[Marco]

score a goal

[seoirse2002]

drill the mole

[Marco]

fill her hole

[DSJR]

with a pole

[Puffin]

stanislav is pretty

[Marco]

yet menacingly macabre

[Puffin]

a deed poll

[seoirse2002]

on the dole

[prestonchipfryer]

up her hole

[Marco]

ravage my roll

[prestonchipfryer]

stretch my scrotum

[seoirse2002]

beat my bishop

[Marco]

milk her mamms

[rejuicer]

stretch my scrotum
Look, it's sacky-Bill

[prestonchipfryer]

finger her fanny

[Marco]

smell it afterwards

[Puffin]

strokes of genitals

[Marco]

revealing whiffy tang

[Roy S]

like cheesy doritos

[Reid Malenfant]

dipped in silage

[prestonchipfryer]

with fish paste

[Roy S]

and 'stinking bishop'

[Marco]

described her tights

[Puffin]

choking described her

[Mr Nad]

delightful laddered hosiery

[Marco]

which I suckled

[Jonboy]

i want bitty

[Marco]

and some titty

[seoirse2002]

no panties shitty

[Reid Malenfant]

wipe that bottom

[Roy S]

replace the prolapse

[Marco]

with a nappy

[Roy S]

and a strap-on

[seoirse2002]

and a crap-on

[Puffin]

tools stand proud

[seoirse2002]

no latex sheath

[Marco]

caressing your sack

[Alex_UK]

of spare interconnects

[Puffin]

wires of woe

[Marco]

slowly strangling her

[seoirse2002]

soft furry cup

[Marco]

until it leaks

[Puffin]

wiki, wiki, wiki

[Roy S]

OI OI OI!

[Marco]

be Rob's toy-boy

[Jonboy]

or my bitch

[Marco]

whichever he prefers

[Puffin]

chase me before

[Marco]

you expose 'Mr-Floppy'

[Mr Nad]

flapping between knees

[Reid Malenfant]

long dong silver

[Roy S]

tucked in sock

[Puffin]

don't trust a

[Roy S]

lesbian named Keith

[Jonboy]

mop mop mop

[Marco]

up my man's-milk

[Roy S]

with your beard

[Marco]

your wife's moustache

[Jonboy]

or bearded clam

[Marco]

smell the sea

[Puffin]

Mmmm Scampi Fries..

[prestonchipfryer]

red bleary eyes

[Puffin]

the fishermans friend

[Marco]

sucking your winkle

[Puffin]

knuckle draggers delight

[Marco]

watch Willy, he's

[Puffin]

one eye stranger

[Mr Nad]

than two eyed

[Puffin]

stupid. Never say

[Marco]

no to Nelly

[Jonboy]

with her smelly

[Marco]

heavily-soiled and discarded

[Roy S]

semen ridden undies

[prestonchipfryer]

musky minge whiffing

[Puffin]

sounds really spiffing

[Marco]

spread on toast

[Jonboy]

looks like jam

[Marco]

it's a clot

[Jonboy]

clotted cream tea

[Puffin]

eaten with relish

[seoirse2002]

and dracula's teabag

[Marco]

with a 'jam-sandwich'

[Puffin]

nee-naw nee-naw, spread em!

[Marco]

bagsie the bean!

[vouk]

BC or AD?

Student question when shown a 7th century icon of the Crucifixion of Christ.

:spank:

[Puffin]

DC every time

[Jonboy]

I'm AC DC

[Marco]

I'm just ea-see!

[prestonchipfryer]

makes me queasy

[Puffin]

steady Tarquin you'll

[Marco]

get a stiffy

[seoirse2002]

and just may...

[Jonboy]

accept your fate

[Puffin]

truth or dare?

[Jonboy]

pink or brown

[Marco]

she likes white

[seoirse2002]

and angel delight

[Marco]

rubbed-on her panties

[Puffin]

low profile rubber

[seoirse2002]

and pearl necklace

[prestonchipfryer]

wearing a brace

[Marco]

nevertheless, she gobbles

[prestonchipfryer]

and gags happily

[Marco]

somehow managing to

[Jonboy]

wipe her arse

[prestonchipfryer]

causing an enormous

[Marco]

skidmark, the size

[Puffin]

irrelevant, the smell...

[Marco]

pungent and aromatic

[Puffin]

crotte de chien

[Marco]

pervaded the bedroom

[prestonchipfryer]

causing fainting fits

[Puffin]

and irregular tits

[Marco]

get yer mits

[Jonboy]

off my knackers

[Marco]

or the cheese

[Puffin]

will bubble uncontrolably

[seoirse2002]

and will spit

[Jonboy]

like my missus

[Marco]

when you kick

[Jonboy]

the mother-in laws broom

[Marco]

inserting the thick-end

[Puffin]

in her gob

[Marco]

thus ensuring silence

[Jonboy]

peace at last

[Marco]

now you can

[Puffin]

tell her to

[Marco]

coffin-dodge no more

[Puffin]

snuff it! bag

[Mr Nad]

up the debris

[Marco]

and torch it

[Puffin]

Right, let's have

[seoirse2002]

bing,bang,boom

[Puffin]

with a tish-tish

[Marco]

and a phut-phut

[Jonboy]

a loose ring-piece

[Roy S]

thrown a rod

[Mr Nad]

magnificent wedding tackle

[Puffin]

reel 'em in

[Jonboy]

get em ooout

[Reid Malenfant]

for the lads :D

[Puffin]

flappy paddles ready

[Roy S]

prefer a stickshift

[Mr Nad]

thrust into reverse

[Puffin]

spread slick 50

[Mr Nad]

over and under

[Marco]

farts like thunder

[Jonboy]

my magic wand

[bogle111]

Blew my NS1000s!!!!

[Reid Malenfant]

kill the b'stard!

[Marco]

who invented them

[realysm42]

Not me, honest

[bogle111]

Nay, praise him

[Puffin]

embrace his torment

[prestonchipfryer]

roger his bum

[Puffin]

how crude preston

[prestonchipfryer]

said Agnes Weston

[Puffin]

connoisseur of cock

[Marco]

penchant for bottoms

[Gmanuk101]

hop skip pump

[RichB]

up the jam

[Puffin]

Technically chronic music


(technically chronic.....Technotronic...did you like that:D:eek:)

[seoirse2002]

with tone controls

[Puffin]

treble, bass & BOOOMMM!

[Marco]

welcome to Coloration-City! :D

[Puffin]

rock da house

[Jac Hawk]

gut wrenching bass!!!!!

[Puffin]

bollock bustin' beats

[seoirse2002]

between the sheets

[Marco]

bash one out...

[Jac Hawk]

marco's sex mad

[Marco]

it's an Italian-thing

[Puffin]

thing or thong:eyebrows:

[Jac Hawk]

a dingaling thing

[Gmanuk101]

dangleberry muff jam

[Puffin]

raggamuffin ruff stuff

[Jonboy]

slap my sausage

[Puffin]

coil my cumberland

[seoirse2002]

suck my salami

[Reid Malenfant]

savage his saveloy :eyebrows:

[Puffin]

with salty chips

[seoirse2002]

and gusset rips

[Puffin]

dangerously juxtaposed but

[Marco]

remaining menacingly protuberant

[Puffin]

a veritable cornucopia

[Marco]

of flacid flanges

[Jonboy]

clickerty click clit

[Marco]

open ya slit

[realysm42]

play with it

[Puffin]

dabble or split

[Marco]

with an axe

[Puffin]

toes of camel

[Marco]

winking at you

[Puffin]

lips all perdy

[Jonboy]

tits all perky

[Marco]

leaking some milk

[Puffin]

and taking silk

[Marco]

stockings, wrapping them

[Puffin]

in his honour's

[Marco]

soft, milky thighs

[Puffin]

a community service

[Marco]

awaited the scoundrel

[Puffin]

"green side up!"

[prestonchipfryer]

fat arse protruding

[Puffin]

crack a smile

[Jonboy]

park a bike

[Marco]

up her crease

[prestonchipfryer]

grease her fanny

[seoirse2002]

front to back

[Puffin]

flange rover discovery

[Marco]

munch the mucous

[Jonboy]

mop the batter

[Puffin]

have a natter

[Roy S]

make her fatter

[prestonchipfryer]

mad as-a hatter

[Puffin]

blame the mercury

[Jonboy]

feel it rising

[Reid Malenfant]

to the challenge

[Puffin]

devastated by fruit

[prestonchipfryer]

bananas fit snugly

[Marco]

up her chuff

[prestonchipfryer]

bone-crunchingly tight

[Puffin]

split the difference

[Roy S]

With a Marrow

[Puffin]

purple sprouting veins

[Roy S]

get some stuffing

[Marco]

for her scanties

[Puffin]

more butter mildred

[Marco]

avoid any 'jam'

[seoirse2002]

especially traffic jam

[Puffin]

Warning! Congealed Entrance

[Marco]

danger of placenta

[Puffin]

fry it! darlink

[Marco]

with some garlic

[Puffin]

and a small-child

[Marco]

boiling the brain-milk

[seoirse2002]

curdle the anklebiter

[Puffin]

bash the rat

[Jonboy]

spank the monkey

[Puffin]

snog a donkey