Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Oddball]

funny flavoured spinach

[struth]

Thats not spinach;)

[Marco]

It's pish-flap foam!

[struth]

good volume-control lubricant

[Marco]

enhances the experience

[struth]

takes edges off

[Marco]

an otherwise scratchy

[struth]

insertion and extraction

[Marco]

leaving behind unsightly

[struth]

tangled damp hair

[walpurgis]

matted on pair

[struth]

of yellow panties

[walpurgis]

worn by the

[struth]

Queen of Leekland

[Marco]

on her monthlies

[struth]

Red moon rising

[Oddball]

lets all bark

[struth]

And sniff the....

[Marco]

underside of her

[struth]

residual tail bone

[Oddball]

pink fluffy and

[twickers]

covered in jelly

[struth]

meaty menu jelly

[Oddball]

hhhmmm whiskas jelly

[struth]

clean shaven sort

[Oddball]

Meanwhile Baron Hardup

[struth]

Reccied the area

[Oddball]

he got wood

[struth]

by her chitchat

[Marco]

failed to stiffen

[struth]

due to auld-reeky

[Marco]

and his cock-a-leekie

[struth]

big black puddin'

[Marco]

raiding her chuff

[struth]

Even if rough

[agk]

Legal & General SUCK.

[struth]

Assuredly like luck

[Oddball]

fluck a duck

[struth]

Lay a goose

[Ninanina]

Now I'm back.... :)

[struth]

Lay it again:wave:

[Oddball]

Sam said Bogey

[struth]

hanging from beak

[Marco]

a juicy globule

[struth]

Of Dewy dribbles

[Marco]

savour the snotters

[struth]

Lovely finger food

[walpurgis]

said the Bogeyman

[struth]

on African adventure

[Oddball]

with sailboat Queen

[struth]

Gin soaked skipper

[Marco]

inserted his dipper

[struth]

up the sea-captain

[Oddball]

thar she blows

[struth]

He-has-a woman's bottom

[walpurgis]

arse about face

[struth]

two extra cheeks

[Marco]

more to spank

[struth]

Hot cross buns ;)

[Ninanina]

ouchy, very ouchy :eek:

[struth]

Kiss-it all better

[Marco]

cool it quickly

[walpurgis]

dip in ice-bucket

[struth]

causing droopy cookie

[Marco]

that's no use

[walpurgis]

until given abuse

[struth]

A-Damn good slapping

[Marco]

for allowing limpness

[struth]

Of the wrist

[Marco]

to interfere with

[struth]

Her carpal tunnel

[Marco]

wide, deep and

[Oddball]

hot and humid

[struth]

With some mould

[Marco]

attached to edges

[struth]

Of tunnel mouth

[Oddball]

like Mersey tunnel

[struth]

Tunnel of love

[Oddball]

on my Wurlitzer

[struth]

Juke Box Jury

[Marco]

a nice ride

[struth]

On Marcos Brabus

[Marco]

at 150mph whilst

[struth]

Smoking his pipe

[Oddball]

full of crack

[struth]

Inbetween puffs and...

[Marco]

a quick 'chug'

[struth]

Wash your Hands

[Marco]

and remove the

[struth]

stickiness form fingers

[Marco]

and solidified 'man-cream'

[struth]

Before it Burns

[Oddball]

ring of fire

[twickers]

kiss it better

[struth]

jet of foam

[Marco]

a cheesy froth

[struth]

of dirty bacteria

[Marco]

encircling your helmet

[walpurgis]

said fireman sam

[struth]

who loved spam

[Marco]

liked to ram

[Oddball]

raid old grannies

[struth]

Bobble hats and

[Oddball]

Nora Batty tights

[struth]

Sexily pre wrinkled

[Marco]

with sweaty gusset

[Oddball]

fondled by Compo

[Marco]

reciprocated by Nora

[Oddball]

causing Clegg's bigend

[struth]

To get foggy

[Marco]

to violently self-combust

[walpurgis]

methane fart gas

[Marco]

pervaded the air

[walpurgis]

a ghastly gust

[struth]

Must kill-the lust

[Marco]

balls will burst

[struth]

Like cunniingly plans

[Marco]

lingus cunning, licky

[walpurgis]

more bad taste

[Marco]

for po-faced malcontents

[Oddball]

savour the flavour

[walpurgis]

tongue in cheek

[Oddball]

better than in

[struth]

the gooey stuff

[Marco]

pre-coital leakage

[struth]

post anal leakage

[Marco]

grab a cork

[struth]

Ram it home

[walpurgis]

a stopper like

[struth]

seal, producing back-pressure

[walpurgis]

resulting in emergency

[struth]

butectomy by alien

[walpurgis]

named Derek from

[struth]

planet Lustania Prime

[walpurgis]

round corner from

[struth]

The fish-n-a-chip emporium

[walpurgis]

saveloy & large please

[struth]

salt and vinegar?

[walpurgis]

ketchup and wally

[struth]

Soaked in peas

[Marco]

better-than soaked in

[struth]

Yellow toxic turdeys

[Marco]

rare or well-done?

[r100]

al dente please

[struth]

Please open wide

[Oddball]

said the dentist

[struth]

To the actress

[r100]

while picking his

[Marco]

beak, flicking snot

[Oddball]

over her cleavage

[struth]

and massaging in

[Marco]

the lemon curd

[walpurgis]

join the herd

[struth]

or the flock

[walpurgis]

wear a frock

[Marco]

and run amok

[r100]

while in Bangkok

[struth]

put on socks

[r100]

get yer boots

[Marco]

and kick ass

[Oddball]

at Sunday Mass

[struth]

make a pass

[walpurgis]

rhymes with arse

[Oddball]

such a farce

[walpurgis]

comedy of errors

[Oddball]

you little terrors

[struth]

circling my vessel

[Marco]

devoid of wisdom

[struth]

but big teeth;)

[Marco]

buck, yellow and

[struth]

Camembert Scalloped Potato

[walpurgis]

squishy like the

[r100]

ouch, that hurt

[Marco]

said Betty to

[struth]

Big fearless Fred

[walpurgis]

with swollen head

[struth]

happened in bed

[Marco]

pogered his ted

[struth]

Caught in act

[Marco]

by the perv-squad

[walpurgis]

mask slipped 'n' cracked

[struth]

And chief inspecther

[Marco]

of stained gussets

[struth]

Comes with crackfiller

[Marco]

for stubborn stains

[Oddball]

pump action stylie

[struth]

For rapid reloading

[Marco]

and fast ejaculation

[twickers]

with both barrels

[r100]

you got two ?

[Marco]

big round ones

[struth]

with rifling grooves

[Marco]

rifling through panties

[struth]

Drawer for sniff

[walpurgis]

caught a whiff

[struth]

Then a biff...

[Marco]

from her fist

[struth]

For desecrating knickers

[Marco]

neatly arranged in

[walpurgis]

rows of twelve

[Marco]

for different purposes

[struth]

Crotchless for hubby

[Marco]

on over head

[struth]

Surveillance camera system

[Marco]

caught red-handed rubbing

[Jimbo]

Tool in hand

[struth]

Panties in t'other

[walpurgis]

in walks mother

[mikeyb]

Catching father out

[struth]

with the neighbours

[Marco]

way-hey :partytime:

[struth]

Cut short by

[Marco]

the Police arriving

[walpurgis]

in sparkly sequin

[The Black Adder]

Knickers with golden

[Oddball]

titty tassles and

[struth]

silky chevron sides

[Marco]

gatecrashing the hilarity

[struth]

pictures were confiscated

[Marco]

along with underwear

[walpurgis]

worn over head

[struth]

Legholes as eyelets

[Ninanina]

that's wrong way..

[walpurgis]

up one-way street



(hi Bev! :wave: )

[Ninanina]

without a paddle...


(hi Geoff :wave:)

[struth]

in the goo

[walpurgis]

slight pong of

[struth]

poo prevailing across

[walpurgis]

the misty mountains

[struth]

Of the moon

[Marco]

where Betty prepared

[struth]

For experimental pile-surgery

[walpurgis]

by chainsaw & stilsons

[Marco]

she was gagging

[struth]

for a seat

[Marco]

after being on

[struth]

tippytoes for operations

[walpurgis]

rubber gloves worn

[struth]

they're sooo hot;)

[walpurgis]

slap yer bot

[struth]

get t'yir cot

[Marco]

before the rot

[struth]

Hits yir cock

[Marco]

causing irreparable dobber-damage

[struth]

A blobby bobby

[Marco]

covered in jobby

[struth]

Use shirt-tails to....

[Marco]

spread the mess

[struth]

Keep the wealth

[Marco]

of depravity within