Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Oddball]

present your wishbone

[Marco]

towards her labia

[struth]

hope it-aint broke

[twickers]

hope she-don't choke

[struth]

on finger lickin'

[Puffin]

colonels fried chokin'

[Marco]

Geeza gobble, ya

[RichB]

tea is served

[Marco]

at Brenda's brothel

[struth]

wearing lemon cammy-knickers

[walpurgis]

over Superman outfit

[struth]

gives you wings

[walpurgis]

said Paul McCartney

[struth]

to Ringo's star

[Oddball]

fish that winked

[Marco]

old salmon flaps

[Oddball]

Jordan's prized asset

[struth]

was her gob

[twickers]

giving oral delight

[Marco]

to purple helmets

[walpurgis]

worn by roundheads

[Marco]

championed by bawheids

[Oddball]

which is nice

[twickers]

leg or breast?

[Marco]

mix your kebab

[struth]

and dip in...

[Ninanina]

to the sauce..

[struth]

lick it-all off

[Ninanina]

swallow it down

[struth]

smile and repeat

[walpurgis]

botty burps too

[struth]

are a consequence

[Ninanina]

of eating c**p

[struth]

masquerading as meat

[walpurgis]

inside urine stained

[Marco]

white cotton panties

[struth]

Flamed on grill

[Marco]

releasing an aroma

[walpurgis]

care home reminiscent

[Marco]

tang of pish

[struth]

And rotton cotton

[walpurgis]

with poop whiff

[Marco]

enhanced with manure

[struth]

And woman urine

[Marco]

the fishy variety

[Oddball]

other variations available

[walpurgis]

a maritime miasma

[Marco]

of mesmerising pong

[walpurgis]

and hypnotic honk

[struth]

That curdles your

[walpurgis]

custard and frays

[struth]

Your rhubarb stick

[walpurgis]

a sore point

[struth]

As Mr Turing

[Oddball]

did some murring

[struth]

Seeing lips move

[Jonboy]

Nice centre parting

[cargar]

open to view

[struth]

two way traffic

[Marco]

one-way continuous arousal

[walpurgis]

needs hosing down

[struth]

like horny dog

[Marco]

with permanent stiffy

[struth]

a percy pointer

[walpurgis]

supporting the weight

[struth]

of his boxers

[cargar]

love and hate

[struth]

across the baws

[Marco]

girth versus length

[Ninanina]

just a fatty..

[struth]

acid in search

[walpurgis]

of space & mushrooms

[struth]

madrigal in size

[walpurgis]

like tangerine nightmare

[twickers]

peeling back the

[walpurgis]

deep purple zeppelin

[Oddball]

ready to dock

[walpurgis]

and roll over

[Marco]

for pre-coital insertion

[Oddball]

massage gas bags

[Oddball]

are best Nigella

[struth]

in your oven

[Oddball]

slam it in

[Puffin]

shit your pants

[walpurgis]

or somebody else's

[Puffin]

Urrggh, dirty boy

[walpurgis]

all spattered with

[Marco]

last night's curry

[mikeyb]

Stings like buggery

[walpurgis]

how d'you know? :eyebrows:

[Marco]

Bobby said so

[walpurgis]

Bobby's been around

[Ninanina]

with his Zimmer :D

[walpurgis]

he borrowed from

[Ninanina]

my stock of

[walpurgis]

surgical appliances and

[Marco]

big fat cucumbers :eyebrows:

[struth]

for zimmer making

[walpurgis]

a tipsy wobble

[struth]

with the threewheeler

[twickers]

stuck in first-gear

[Oddball]

revving the balls

[walpurgis]

off her mobilty-scooter

[struth]

for fast getaway

[twickers]

pension-book in hand

[struth]

full throttle wheelspin

[walpurgis]

Zimmer dragging behind

[struth]

sparking off asphalt

[walpurgis]

illuminating pink-lace basque

[twickers]

and blue-rinse hairdo

[struth]

illuminating pink-lace basque

stop-it you tease;)

[walpurgis]

give her a-squeeze

[struth]

enough of-the sleaze

[Marco]

she's got fleas

[struth]

she's-a sweet pea

[walpurgis]

a wet pee

[struth]

against-a dry tree

[walpurgis]

bough to bow

[struth]

cupids arrow strikes

[Marco]

puncturing her nappy

[Jonboy]

Daddy loves bitty

[struth]

causing acid rain

[Jonboy]

Water sports abound

[Puffin]

get female round

[struth]

Or suffer penalty

[Oddball]

full of pish

[Marco]

her Tena Lady

[struth]

Expanding exponentially from

[Puffin]

Bradford to Brentford

[struth]

Galway to Glasgae

[Puffin]

I've got Tourettes

[Marco]

of the eyes

[struth]

Fucular or biocular

[walpurgis]

gives that look

[Puffin]

like poisoned pork

[walpurgis]

it's murderous meat

[Puffin]

that wrecks marriages

[struth]

by being pretty

[walpurgis]

disgustingly smelly and

[struth]

shockingly miss sharpened

[twickers]

shit or bust

[struth]

in tight brassiere

[walpurgis]

with industrial grade

[Oddball]

nipple clamps squeezed

[twickers]

the remaining milk

[struth]

onto his pudding

[Oddball]

next to his

[struth]

tripe and onions

[Oddball]

and bumfluff trimmings

[Marco]

better than sprouts

[Puffin]

pocket fart packets

[struth]

Unzipping the cloth

[cargar]

unleashes the wroth

[walpurgis]

and the wrath ;)

[Puffin]

waft it up

[Marco]

and inhale the

[Yomanze]

Herbal remedies for

[walpurgis]

flavoursome essence of

[Marco]

mature, marinated jobby

[Yomanze]

always dick jokes

[struth]

but he meant-it

[Marco]

embrace your girth

[walpurgis]

swim the firth

[struth]

what, with my....

[r100]

rubber duck toy

[struth]

deflated and worn

[walpurgis]

over the head

[Oddball]

like plastic mac

[Marco]

a flasher's uniform

[struth]

only two buttoned

[r100]

no zipper there

[Marco]

Unleash your stiffy!

[struth]

don;t want caught

[Oddball]

by old bill

[walpurgis]

waving his truncheon

[Ninanina]

at passers-by

[struth]

cucumber in shape

[twickers]

up the arse

[walpurgis]

I admire subtlety :lol:

[struth]

nowt subtle aboot-it

[Ninanina]

not very green

[Oddball]

oooohh it hurts

[walpurgis]

hint of turdy-brown

[struth]

around the stem

[Marco]

Tame that walloper!

[struth]

strap-on a saddle

[Marco]

and ride her

[walpurgis]

back and fifth

[struth]

in the filth

[walpurgis]

with a busted

[struth]

set of knockers

[walpurgis]

on the door

[struth]

getting in way

[Marco]

of a royal-beasting

[struth]

into letterbox-type opening

[walpurgis]

a male delivery

[struth]

by special courier

[walpurgis]

brown paper wrapping

[struth]

Keep contents secret

[Marco]

and aroma intact

[struth]

For ultimate freshness

[Oddball]

slip it in

[Marco]

at its cheesiest

[Puffin]

toilet seat treat

[walpurgis]

getting bogged down

[Ninanina]

in the mire

[struth]

on the floor

[cargar]

shut that door

[Marco]

her fanny stinks

[twickers]

get the fly-swat

[Puffin]

blat that beaver

[struth]

chewer of trunks

[walpurgis]

said the elephant

[struth]

with nibbled trumpet

[Marco]

respect your length

[walpurgis]

mighty veined strength

[struth]

can penetrate anything

[walpurgis]

just ask dick

[struth]

no stopping big-dick

[walpurgis]

breaking down doors

[struth]

entering like bull

[Oddball]

with gigantic bullocks

[walpurgis]

so I've herd

[struth]

Big footballs rules


Sent from my Fanny Pad using Pillowtalk

[Puffin]

means death pervades

[Marco]

Sent from my Fanny Pad using Pillowtalk

:lol: :lol:

[Puffin]

two laughing gobs

[struth]

caught in headlamps

[Marco]

I shmell fahrt

[struth]

sounds very smelly

[Oddball]

and feel pish

[struth]

running up leg

[Marco]

towards your catheter

[walpurgis]

transfusion of infusion

[struth]

help with vigour

[walpurgis]

more likely rigour

[struth]

which can-be useful

[Puffin]

like nettle stings

[Marco]

on yer bellend

[cargar]

Quick, doctor send

[Puffin]

is near Woking

[struth]

Near planet Zod

[Marco]

where PC Plod

[Puffin]

shat himself when

[Marco]

Bev produced cucumber

[walpurgis]

from under Zimmer-frame

[struth]

and pumped it

[Marco]

blunting the tip

[Puffin]

breaking her hip

[struth]

slapping your lip