Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[struth]

when out dogging

[Marco]

with yer bint

[struth]

and bloody skint

[Pigmy Pony]

gash for cash

[wino2020]

Cash for crash

[Marco]

It's all juicy

[walpurgis]

said Aunt Lucy

[Marco]

she's leaked everywhere

[Cmarzot]

journalist free for-all

[struth]

Strudel sucking globenheimer

[Cmarzot]

"eat my shorts"

[Light Dependant Resistor]

gigantic sloppy banana

[mad-moon]

decorated with sparklers

[Cmarzot]

horse-cock light show

[walpurgis]

such delicate subtleties

[Pigmy Pony]

Danish with subtitles

[mad-moon]

and brown sauce

[Marco]

Happy Valentine's Day! :kiss::kiss:

[mad-moon]

say-it with triffids

[Light Dependant Resistor]

Return of-the-giant Hogweed

[mad-moon]

Feed me now

[Light Dependant Resistor]

Turn and Run

[mad-moon]

screw for fun

[struth]

prefer a bun

[mad-moon]

cheese 'n' onion

[struth]

Sweat pants flavour

[Cmarzot]

after the runs

[Pigmy Pony]

russet coloured gusset

[Marco]

major Tena-lady failure

[wino2020]

visible panty line

[Pigmy Pony]

with camel toe

[Marco]

and stray hairs

[Pigmy Pony]

spiders legs emerging

[walpurgis]

from sandwich sides

[Marco]

a stain emerges

[mad-moon]

on her rags

[Cmarzot]

causes peculiar swelling

[Light Dependant Resistor]

kneepads might assist

[mad-moon]

stopping carpet burns

[Cmarzot]

during hotel fire

[Light Dependant Resistor]

yikes the hair-do

[Marco]

caused by dodgy-amplifier

[Pigmy Pony]

making farts louder

[Cmarzot]

methane gas explosion

[Light Dependant Resistor]

omnidirectional fifth-dimension smelly

[Marco]

from frustrated losers

[mad-moon]

Ant and Dec

[Marco]

Doc and Cock

[struth]

Bill and Ben

[Light Dependant Resistor]

Tango and Cash

[Marco]

Rigid meets Frigid:D

[walpurgis]

rough and ready

[Pigmy Pony]

sand it down

[Marco]

from baldy half-incher:D

[mad-moon]

Heather Mills clitty

[struth]

Winter chills cause

[Cmarzot]

makes penetration difficult

[mad-moon]

It won't reach

[struth]

Damn little weiner

[mad-moon]

needs little bun

[struth]

To have fun

[mad-moon]

in the sun

[Marco]

with an inadequate

[Light Dependant Resistor]

bikini is fun

[struth]

Not for atoll

[Light Dependant Resistor]

where appropriate attire

[Marco]

worn-by life's losers

[struth]

surfboarding dinner suit

[mad-moon]

you keep saying

[AJSki2fly]

Heart Op recovery

[mad-moon]

stop eating shite

[Pigmy Pony]

start drinking piss

[mad-moon]

tastes like carling

[struth]

smells like rat-piss

[Marco]

and spicy juice

[struth]

big rocky peaks

[Pigmy Pony]

Calling out "Adrianne!"

[mad-moon]

I love you

[Marco]

in that basque

[mad-moon]

and string vest

[Marco]

got a chubby

[mad-moon]

on the side

[AJSki2fly]

Love you to😘

[struth]

shuns the love

[mad-moon]

up ya shaft

[Light Dependant Resistor]

said the bishop

[struth]

To the lift

[Pigmy Pony]

up his cassock

[Marco]

Coprophobia is rife

[walpurgis]

No shit man?

[Marco]

Especially in London&Birmingham

[mad-moon]

Horses for courses

[Marco]

pop-out a poo

[struth]

play your pizza

[walpurgis]

donate a dump

[Marco]

drips of diarrhoea

[struth]

To the Hamptons

[mad-moon]

East and South

[Pigmy Pony]

Don't forget North

[Marco]

itchy 'down south'

[walpurgis]

adult nappy rash

[Marco]

suffered by prudes

[walpurgis]

with closet perversions

[Pigmy Pony]

crotchless knickers collection

[Marco]

Richard's private stash

[Pigmy Pony]

for exposing gash

[mad-moon]

middle of face

[walpurgis]

just below nose

[mad-moon]

the watford gap

[Marco]

Where Russian whores

[mad-moon]

get sucked in

[wino2020]

until they’re stuck

[struth]

Gone with wind

[mad-moon]

Frankly my dear

[Marco]

prudes need gang-banged

[mad-moon]

The Hyphen King

[Marco]

the hymen popper

[mad-moon]

you dirty boy

[Pigmy Pony]

pot calling kettle!

[walpurgis]

pervs rule says

[Marco]

Pigmy the nappy-meister

[AJSki2fly]

Pamper a dwarf

[mad-moon]

wipe his arse

[AJSki2fly]

give him beer

[Marco]

draining the piss

[mad-moon]

from his boxers

[Marco]

wring it out

[mad-moon]

loud and clear

[Marco]

allowing the aroma

[walpurgis]

to alert Matron

[Marco]

to sniff it

[walpurgis]

in a frenzied

[Light Dependant Resistor]

sneeze caused a

[mad-moon]

large blood clot

[Light Dependant Resistor]

and immediate erection

[walpurgis]

with floodlit scaffolding

[mad-moon]

lighting the way

[struth]

For Dover's Sole

[Marco]

I prefer crabs

[mad-moon]

I prefer roulette

[struth]

teats of stone

[walpurgis]

mad as hatter

[struth]

Out to Lunch

[Marco]

like Tupperware producers

[mad-moon]

and window lickers

[Marco]

exactly same thing

[struth]

Queen my king

[mad-moon]

take your man

[Marco]

by the cock

[mad-moon]

swing him round

[Marco]

before going down

[AJSki2fly]

Quickly let go

[mad-moon]

whilst holding on

[struth]

Can the can

[AJSki2fly]

If you can

[struth]

smell the glove

[Marco]

stinks of nutter

[struth]

steeped in butter

[walpurgis]

a greasy prick

[Marco]

who's sexually frustrated

[mad-moon]

Mr Cone Head

[Pigmy Pony]

He said pointedly

[walpurgis]

admiring Noddy's hat

[Marco]

laughing at racist-nutters

[User211]

cheatin' at three-words

[Joe]

Political-correctness gone mad!

[Marco]

I'm sane, honest!

[mad-moon]

in a sense

[Marco]

no nutters 'ere

[walpurgis]

need not apply

[Marco]

I'm-a mad rasta

[mad-moon]

Eating Scottish pasta

[walpurgis]

tit 'n bum

[mad-moon]

and designer vagina

[AJSki2fly]

Plastic blow-up doll

[Pigmy Pony]

Allowing for inflation

[mad-moon]

and Brexit of-course

[AJSki2fly]

Slow painful malaise

[mad-moon]

Hanging by neck

[struth]

is not allowed

[mad-moon]

in this country

[struth]

North West Frontier

[mad-moon]

North East Scotland

[struth]

The bonny banks

[Pigmy Pony]

RBS and Clydesdale

[Marco]

where your millions

[struth]

given to marco

[mad-moon]

awards a badge

[struth]

On the cadge

[mad-moon]

makes him Raj

[struth]

Red raw tadge

[User211]

outstanding Columbian weed

[User211]

trippy beyond belief

[mad-moon]

in the billabong

[User211]

can't go wrong

[mad-moon]

must be strong

[Marco]

like the stench

[mad-moon]

of your jockey's

[Marco]

stinky brown skidmarks

[mad-moon]

up shirt tail

[AJSki2fly]

Bidet squat required

[mad-moon]

shampoo your arse

[walpurgis]

buff it shiny

[Marco]

like a sexually-frustrated

[struth]

christmas tree salesman

[mad-moon]

Gets the point

[struth]

A-star isn't borne

[AJSki2fly]

Don't get it?

[Marco]

nor an 'artisan'

[walpurgis]

devoid of skills

[mad-moon]

except selling trees

[struth]

And shiny shoeboxes

[mad-moon]

for standing on

[Marco]

catching fire and

[mad-moon]

burning your chest-wig

[walpurgis]

bearing false witness

[struth]

Causing an itchy

[Pigmy Pony]

davedeedozybeakymick and tichy

[Light Dependant Resistor]

moment where everyone

[mad-moon]

feels under pressure

[wino2020]

to be champions

[mad-moon]

There's no place

[Marco]

for malcontented inadequates

[mad-moon]

Yes.. well Chronicled

[walpurgis]

must note that

[mad-moon]

On a manuscript

[AJSki2fly]

Made of papyrus


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[wino2020]

containing fake news

[AJSki2fly]

Trump won election

[struth]

wearing green panties

[walpurgis]

as talking point

[mad-moon]

in irish pub

[Marco]

where dancing parrots

[mad-moon]

do river dance

[struth]

Without their trousers

[mad-moon]

Feathers covering genitals

[struth]

one sparrow feather

[Marco]

all that's needed

[AJSki2fly]

Gin and Tonic

[mad-moon]

ice and slice

[struth]

Tweezering his Wang

[mad-moon]

hoofing his balls

[Pigmy Pony]

ending his bell

[mad-moon]

belling his end

[walpurgis]

end in blender

[AJSki2fly]

Blending in’s best

[mad-moon]

Sticking out's better

[Marco]

then dipping inside

[prestonchipfryer]

Claudette's quivering quim

[Light Dependant Resistor]

with option to