Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[prestonchipfryer]

red and jammy

[Marco]

and fooking rammy

[audio39]

just for Tammy

[DSJR]

not for Pammy

[Marco]

she's too clammy

[prestonchipfryer]

pulsatingly with cwm-juice

[Marco]

sniff the aroma

[audio39]

of the melanoma

[Alex_UK]

playing some bossanova

[walpurgis]

get down Rover

[Marco]

buff that muff

[prestonchipfryer]

shag her rough

[Marco]

in the buff

[audio39]

just not enough

[Marco]

to shoot yer

[prestonchipfryer]

tasty steaming load

[Roy S]

all over her

[prestonchipfryer]

eager willing tongue

[Marco]

All of a sudden...

[prestonchipfryer]

her knickers exploded

[Marco]

causing crusty dandruff

[prestonchipfryer]

with fanny fumes

[Anti Meep]

before my eggs...

[Marco]

are fertilised by

[Anti Meep]

little red rooster's

[Marco]

firing their boosters

[twickers]

Phasers on stun

[Anti Meep]

awake old nun!

[Marco]

spank her bum!

[Jonboy]

hunt the soap

[Marco]

whilst probing for

[Anti Meep]

intellectual reactions of

[Marco]

rampant, sweaty, ecstasy

[Rare Bird]

brought on by

[seoirse2002]

unipivot tube alignment

[Marco]

with lubricated grease-nipple

[Rare Bird]

Zerk fitting please

[seoirse2002]

clear the cheese

[Marco]

feel the breeze

[Anti Meep]

when in Belize

[Puffin]

taste the difference

[prestonchipfryer]

pork or fish?

[Puffin]

depends whose buying

[Marco]

mad Hilda is

{P.S did you mean 'who's'?}

[Puffin]

Bracket or Hinge

(Nah, ho's man:eyebrows:)

[pjdowns]

AoS back yay

[realysm42]

Nva is gay

[Puffin]

shake n vac

[Alex_UK]

put the freshness

[Puffin]

where the sun

[Alex_UK]

always shines on

[Puffin]

Trans Vestites aha

[twickers]

pass the duchie

[pjdowns]

what's in a name

[Anti Meep]

if your game

[Puffin]

is spanking weasels

[Anti Meep]

whilst eating Cheesels

[Puffin]

stuffed with rhetoric

[realysm42]

Not a question

[Marco]

fancy an insult?

[Puffin]

slap my minky

[prestonchipfryer]

rub my twinky

[Puffin]

moan like mona

[pjdowns]

How much money?

[Roy S]

Half a Crown

[twickers]

she's going down

[Roy S]

With all hands

[pjdowns]

stop blooming complaining

[prestonchipfryer]

it's stopped raining

[realysm42]

Three words daily

[Puffin]

suck my boils

[pjdowns]

It's raining again

[Puffin]

pussing it down

[pjdowns]

Watching the voice

[Anti Meep]

In my Rolls Royce

[Puffin]

tom's knitted hair

[twickers]

Mary's lovely pair

[pjdowns]

Don't you understand

[Puffin]

i'm bloody ANGRY!

[twickers]

how camel's hump

[Puffin]

at breakfast time

[prestonchipfryer]

bloated and quivering

[Puffin]

smell the fear

[pjdowns]

Ho ho ho

[Marco]

she's gonna blow!

[twickers]

if your lucky

[prestonchipfryer]

call me - ducky

[Marco]

yer-balls are mucky

[Jonboy]

fancy a fuckey pint

[Marco]

only if you

[Anti Meep]

Say it loud

[Marco]

It's standing proud

[seoirse2002]

for girls aloud

[Puffin]

big girls blouse

[Marco]

worn by Rob :eyebrows:

[prestonchipfryer]

around his gob

[Puffin]

blouse with gusset:eyebrows:

[pjdowns]

I'm in Tunisia

[Puffin]

well woop dee-doo

[pjdowns]

well woop dee-doo

Nice response Puffin (Damn that's 6 words today!!) :lol:

[Marco]

Tunisia has slappers

[seoirse2002]

and google mappers

[Gordon Steadman]

Its raining again

[Marco]

and soaking your

[Gordon Steadman]

Ducks and chickens

[Marco]

who-should've worn anoraks

[Gordon Steadman]

thats cheatin init

[twickers]

that it be

[Puffin]

I dunna wee

[Marco]

in ma panteez

[Gordon Steadman]

Don't wish know:eek:

[Roy S]

Too much info

[pjdowns]

Damn hot here

[Marco]

remove your tights

[prestonchipfryer]

they're full-of shite

[Marco]

and-bits of sweetcorn

[pjdowns]

This is strange

[Marco]

strange is good

[Jonboy]

weird is better

[Puffin]

weird for sound

[Marco]

in your nappy

[Jonboy]

jonny want bitty

[Marco]

you've had bitty

[Puffin]

dirty habits cause

[Marco]

nasty rashes on

[Puffin]

bank holiday mondays

[realysm42]

Are rather good

[Puffin]

if you're pissed

[Marco]

stuck in traffic

[realysm42]

Have a word

[Marco]

with your wife

[Puffin]

what old gobshite

[Marco]

needs a slap

[Puffin]

with a fish

[pjdowns]

On the track

[Puffin]

where seagulls flourish

[twickers]

and Eagles dare

[Puffin]

to brandish twiglets

[Marco]

repelling the wombats

[Puffin]

wearing gay hats

[Marco]

in recognition of

[prestonchipfryer]

an enormous arse

[Puffin]

cheeks of blubber

[Marco]

that vibrate when

[Puffin]

the Evans catalogue

[pjdowns]

Plays very loud

[Jonboy]

kiss my arse

[Rare Bird]

& mine too :eyebrows:

[prestonchipfryer]

for a fiver?

[Marco]

or a favour?

[Marco]

for a fiver?

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[Gordon Steadman]

jumped up prat

[Marco]

said Chantelle to

[pjdowns]

Rodney bloomin' trotter

[prestonchipfryer]

the bloody rotter!

[twickers]

Get the plonker!

[Marco]

It's a stonker

[pjdowns]

That is bonkers

[prestonchipfryer]

tickle my conkers

[pjdowns]

Hot or Not

[realysm42]

His mums not

[prestonchipfryer]

she's just smelly

[Marco]

sniff her welly

[Jonboy]

sniff her seat

[pjdowns]

Sniff her panties

[DSJR]

get the fishies

[pjdowns]

From the river

[Gordon Steadman]

hate picking currants

[Gordon Steadman]

Love eating currants

[prestonchipfryer]

look like weenies

[pjdowns]

Heading down south

[pjdowns]

Murray's gone dunit

[prestonchipfryer]

beaten all comers

[Puffin]

up yer arse

[pjdowns]

Is rather painful!

[Puffin]

but more pleasant

[prestonchipfryer]

shag the peasants

[Puffin]

plucky little p(h)easants

[pjdowns]

Chew on them

[Marco]

like dog's balls

[prestonchipfryer]

and Claudettes pubes

[pjdowns]

that's incredibly rude

[Puffin]

ease up dude

[pjdowns]

Whilst eating food

[Puffin]

and having sex

[pjdowns]

willy getting wet

[Puffin]

Ooh.... naughty boy

[prestonchipfryer]

stroke it quicker

[pjdowns]

It's warm though

[Puffin]

moist dear, moist

[pjdowns]

Very dear, very

[Puffin]

but don't worry

[prestonchipfryer]

have a curry

[pjdowns]

A ruby murray

[pjdowns]

in a hurry

[pjdowns]

No comments ay!

[pjdowns]

fine i'll sulk

[pjdowns]

that didn't work

[Gordon Steadman]

bloody satellite internet

[Puffin]

Pj's down again (:lol:;)Get it)

[pjdowns]

And out again

[Puffin]

taking no prisoners

[pjdowns]

From local jails

[Puffin]

with irritable vowel-syndrome

[pjdowns]

to the theatre

[pjdowns]

in london town

[pjdowns]

Nitin Sawhney song

[pjdowns]

Used that phrase

[Puffin]

You're cheating downsy

[pjdowns]

Who says puffin :)

[Puffin]

have a lolly

[pjdowns]

a cool one

[Puffin]

Mivvi you divvy

[Mr. C]

From the late-60's

[Puffin]

Urrggh all melted

[pjdowns]

Your picture's changed

[Puffin]

Yes, it's Cuprinol

[pjdowns]

so that's it

[Puffin]

i'm browned off

[prestonchipfryer]

you filthy swine

[pjdowns]

Drinking some wine

[seoirse2002]

it's music time

[Puffin]

lalala lalala lalala

[pjdowns]

Boom boom boom

[Puffin]

bass is flabby

[prestonchipfryer]

teeth are gappy

[pjdowns]

my belly too

[pjdowns]

damn too slow

[Puffin]

get a beemer

[Jonboy]

Mercs are better

[prestonchipfryer]

i'm getting wetter

[pjdowns]

too much information

[Puffin]

fails to satisfy

[pjdowns]

A nice steak

[Puffin]

through the heart

[prestonchipfryer]

makes Claudette fart

[Puffin]

that smell funny

[pjdowns]

smells almost juicy

[Puffin]

Suck it and

[pjdowns]

see see see

[Puffin]

how foul mackerel

[pjdowns]

yum yum yummy

[Puffin]

I like boily

[pjdowns]

Boily or bodily?

[Puffin]

Doris Fletcher choked

[pjdowns]

On a squid

[Puffin]

fleeced from Percy

[pjdowns]

Whilst having tea

[Puffin]

Dick Snafflehorse died

[pjdowns]

What a shame :(