Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Cmarzot]

at his ankles

[mad-moon]

having a wank

[Marco]

revealing soiled nappy

[struth]

Brown, green and

[Marco]

soaked with pish

[struth]

From lilian gish

[Pigmy Pony]

and Gillian's gash

[struth]

Needing a slash

[Marco]

soak yer tights

[struth]

Filled me boots

[mad-moon]

had ones way

[struth]

Boys a balloon

[Marco]

poor Simple Simon

[mad-moon]

sucked a pieman

[struth]

Kissed a fatman

[walpurgis]

friend of Batman

[Pigmy Pony]

knobbin little Robin

[struth]

Slappin his bobbin

[Cmarzot]

masked man watches

[Pigmy Pony]

while sniffing crotches

[Marco]

of fat-necked old-men

[struth]

leathers and feathers

[Marco]

and dodgy amplifiers

[struth]

and extremely camp

[Marco]

likes shagging engineers

[struth]

a great lover

[Pigmy Pony]

cheese grater hater

[struth]

Daddy's little pumpkin

[mad-moon]

Pump your kin

[Marco]

flash in public-toilets

[walpurgis]

from incendiary device

[mad-moon]

inside rain coat

[Cmarzot]

Lester the molester

[Marco]

Richard the Pervert

[Cmarzot]

Vicar's soul mates

[Marco]

£5 Russian Brides

[mad-moon]

Blokes with tits

[walpurgis]

leading duped halfwits

[Cmarzot]

straight to hell

[Pigmy Pony]

with pitchfork waiting

[mad-moon]

and burning sensation

[Cmarzot]

From dirty thong

[mad-moon]

With filthy Lyricth

[Marco]

change yer pantyliner!

[mad-moon]

and don't laugh

[Marco]

when it tickles

[mad-moon]

You'll piss yourself

[Cmarzot]

and need another

[struth]

Full frontal lobotomy

[Marco]

spy any 'jam'?

[struth]

Just a logjam

[Marco]

I prefer strawberry

[AJSki2fly]

Marmite tickles me

[Marco]

so does a-finger

[Cmarzot]

just before vomiting

[mad-moon]

a pavement pizza

[Marco]

bagsie the diced-carrots!

[SoundOfMusicVienna]

hair tickles too

[Marco]

from her pussy

[AJSki2fly]

Beavers can bite

[Cmarzot]

makes trapping fun

[mad-moon]

by the fuzz

[Marco]

grab her string

[struth]

And pram threory

[mad-moon]

it's not practical

[Marco]

to wank a

[mad-moon]

chocolate willy wanka

[Marco]

'cos it wilts

[Pigmy Pony]

as it melts

[AJSki2fly]

place drip-tray under

[mad-moon]

for brown spunk

[Pigmy Pony]

by Rolling Stones

[Frazeur1]

smelly toot pipe

[mad-moon]

Cocaine smoking implement

[Pigmy Pony]

Crack of Dawn

[struth]

right up the

[mad-moon]

chocolate whizz way

[Marco]

'Ooch', said Richard

[SoundOfMusicVienna]

with chocolate voice

[mad-moon]

and salty balls

[struth]

mouldy old dough

[Marco]

inside her knickers

[Cmarzot]

makes nice challah

[struth]

causes nasty infections

[Marco]

weeping and yeasty

[struth]

big hairy beastie

[Marco]

timorous wee feasty

[struth]

like moose's ear

[mad-moon]

as tight as

[struth]

Grannies old corsets

[Cmarzot]

starched in donkeycum

[Marco]

reeking of shite

[Cmarzot]

and donkey cock

[mad-moon]

up the ass

[Marco]

splitting his sphincter

[mad-moon]

now needs tincture

[struth]

For frostbitten cock

[Cmarzot]

tip of taday

[ianlenco]

waiting for snow

[SoundOfMusicVienna]

letting it go

[Marco]

a stinky pant-ripper

[Cmarzot]

fogs me goggles

[Pigmy Pony]

freckles my face

[mad-moon]

and her tits

[Marco]

with stiffened nipples

[mad-moon]

for opening beer

[Marco]

serve me, bitch!

[Pigmy Pony]

pull me pint

[mad-moon]

make it larger

[Pigmy Pony]

with good head

[struth]

cape cod chowder

[mad-moon]

with garlic powder

[struth]

Smells much louder

[Marco]

than a fanny-fart

[Cmarzot]

Granny’s bootie gas

[struth]

Vibrato corset panel

[Cmarzot]

the music stinks

[struth]

shitey sine wave

[mad-moon]

with permanent curl

[Cmarzot]

blue hair special

[mad-moon]

post office queue

[Cmarzot]

gay pickup line

[Marco]

frequently phoned by

[struth]

Big Bad Betty

[Marco]

wanting a bean-flick

[Cmarzot]

man's best friend

[struth]

Lady wide Bottom

[Cmarzot]

cratered from boils

[mad-moon]

Ms wobble bottom

[Marco]

rolls of fat

[struth]

Below-a feather hat

[mad-moon]

mainly her neck

[struth]

With rope tied

[mad-moon]

from a gibbet

[Cmarzot]

one last request

[walpurgis]

bacon sarnie please

[mad-moon]

with brown sauce

[struth]

and well hung

[Marco]

like my middle-leg

[walpurgis]

Vicar told Matron

[struth]

apart and smile

[mad-moon]

smiled and parted

[struth]

dropped and sighed

[Cmarzot]

rest in peace

[walpurgis]

bury 'em deep

[mad-moon]

hang 'em high

[Marco]

by their ballsacks

[struth]

Honoré de Balzac

[walpurgis]

with corn plaster

[mad-moon]

and wallpaper paste

[walpurgis]

to retain syrup

[Marco]

Yummy, sack syrup!

[Cmarzot]

makes tasty enema

[Marco]

mixed with placenta

[walpurgis]

and sick side-salad

[mad-moon]

Jap's eye Sausage..

[struth]

prefer jap desserts

[mad-moon]

Mochi ice cream

[Marco]

strawberry sphincter sorbet?

[struth]

wipe the drool

[Marco]

off his tool

[struth]

dirty old fool

[walpurgis]

waving his thingy

[struth]

at her ringy

[mad-moon]

shriveled stinky mingey

[Marco]

crab-infested, cock chomping

[walpurgis]

girl-choir's day off

[mad-moon]

gob a job

[struth]

kiss the baby

[mad-moon]

cross the road

[struth]

unveil an erection

[walpurgis]

local air-traffic re-routed

[Marco]

dangerous appendage ahead

[struth]

danger, unexploded balls

[walpurgis]

mines, all mines

[mad-moon]

watch your step

[walpurgis]

passing the toilets

[AJSki2fly]

smells in abundance

[walpurgis]

in a barndance?

[Marco]

where stinky feet

[Cmarzot]

excites Dr. Scholl

[mad-moon]

he likes d'feet

[Marco]

and cheesy fungus

[Pigmy Pony]

grilled on toast

[mad-moon]

with mushroom brew

[Cmarzot]

shit taki tea

[mad-moon]

sugar and cream?

[struth]

i had-a dream

[mad-moon]

Joe's bright coat

[struth]

with soggy pockets

[mad-moon]

and wizzards sleeves

[Cmarzot]

for stealing panties

[mad-moon]

and french fancies

[Cmarzot]

size xl please

[Marco]

to house your

[mad-moon]

cock and balls

[Cmarzot]

obscured-by cellulited jelly-thighs

[Frazeur1]

Sounds so yummy

[Cmarzot]

super size me

[mad-moon]

you greedy boy

[Marco]

gobble it down

[struth]

Grandads bacon sarnie

[Marco]

a thick hambone

[mad-moon]

for making broth

[Pigmy Pony]

Pearl barley Charlie

[struth]

Farley ate-his rusks

[Pigmy Pony]

milky biscuit goodness

[mad-moon]

milky bar kid

[Pigmy Pony]

strong and tough

[mad-moon]

like Buck Rogers

[walpurgis]

eating jammie dodgers

[Marco]

ramming Annie's arse:D

[struth]

Granite city backstop

[Marco]

Old prudes diss

[struth]

But some wish

[walpurgis]

less whiff-of fish

[Marco]

on-their fingers after

[struth]

Shaking limbs with

[Marco]

frigid £5 Russian-bride

[mad-moon]

how fucking much?

[Marco]

she does doggy;)

[Cmarzot]

and sometimes humans

[Pigmy Pony]

my flexible friend

[Marco]

with bulbous tip

[Cmarzot]

and hairy balls

[Pigmy Pony]

Earl Grey's teabag

[mad-moon]

in and out

[Marco]

the chocolate chute

[mad-moon]

with a pop

[Marco]

and a chuff

[wino2020]

likes it rough

[mad-moon]

he's a puff

[wino2020]

pastry chef’s dream

[mad-moon]

loves spit roasting

[Pigmy Pony]

both ends burning

[Cmarzot]

worn-out prison bitch

[mad-moon]

screwed by screws

[Marco]

regularly up-the chuffer

[mad-moon]

Ivor the Engine

[Cmarzot]

blows his stack

[wino2020]

into the tunnel

[mad-moon]

funnel of love

[Cmarzot]

Anal speculum toy

[Pigmy Pony]

batteries not required

[Marco]

cordless vibrators rule!

[Cmarzot]

A royal dildo

[mad-moon]

In Buckingham Palace

[Pigmy Pony]

corgi shaped tampons

[Marco]

severe toxic-shock syndrome

[Cmarzot]

Cramps her style