Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Marco]

spread-on her fufu

[Jonboy]

with Fee-fees giant

[Marco]

yet unfeasibly thin

[seoirse2002]

bruce forsyth chin

[Marco]

on which sat

[prestonchipfryer]

her bulging titties

[Marco]

matching bulging botty

[twickers]

ripe, for inserting

[Marco]

a lit firework

[prestonchipfryer]

my end is-blue

[isuckedmandelsonslemons]

That is four

[brian2957]

paints a picture

[walpurgis]

using very sticky

[realysm42]

resinous, poisonous, glue

[Marco]

she calls jism

[realysm42]

prism it isn't

[icehockeyboy]

Fackin student finance.

[seoirse2002]

spent on romance

[Marco]

and fancy pants

[seoirse2002]

takin' a chance

[twickers]

feel of her

[prestonchipfryer]

wet, dripping fanny

[seoirse2002]

after the hootenanny

[twickers]

leftover minge pies

[brian2957]

the hairy ones

[realysm42]

This is rank

[walpurgis]

insubordination, but then

[brian2957]

don't do it !!!

[Marco]

fire it wide

[seoirse2002]

into mink curtains

[Marco]

now manky curtains

[walpurgis]

caked and encrusted

[Marco]

with steaming man-splatterings

[brian2957]

pull yourself together

[Mr. C]

Politely with 6inch-stilletto's

[prestonchipfryer]

shopping at Netto

[Mr. C]

diligently searching for

[twickers]

the custard cream-pies

[seoirse2002]

the sideways eyes

[Marco]

your unzipped flies

[Mr Nad]

reveal shaved googlies

[Marco]

Oh, look - pimples!

[Mr Nad]

squeeze them... POP!

[Marco]

swallow the slather

[Mr Nad]

blither and blather

[Jonboy]

point and shoot

[Marco]

at your gran

[twickers]

coating her moustache

[Mr Nad]

again and again

[prestonchipfryer]

with steaming smeg

[seoirse2002]

smells boiled egg

[prestonchipfryer]

on her leg

[Beechwoods]

within surgical stocking

[walpurgis]

applied with glutinous

[Beechwoods]

zeal and excitement

[walpurgis]

and squirming about

[Mr Nad]

like juicy worms

[twickers]

A tasty morsel

[Marco]

was Chloe's clitoris

[walpurgis]

suitably positioned to

[Marco]

tease with my

[Roy S]

Huge engorged organ

[walpurgis]

ically grown cactus

[Roy S]

(flowers every December)

[Audio Al]

I'm still awake :)

[Marco]

until the hammer

[Tim]

jack bloody stops

[Marco]

short of your

[Mr Nad]

tongue's eager flicking

[walpurgis]

like a lizard

[seoirse2002]

with an erection

[Marco]

badly bent from

[walpurgis]

from waist upwards

[prestonchipfryer]

but still functioning

[seoirse2002]

to stir tea

[Roy S]

shag round corners

[Marco]

essential when faced

[Roy S]

with right-angled fanny

(yay - 1000 posts)

[prestonchipfryer]

like Aunty Annie

[Mr Nad]

who really should

[prestonchipfryer]

freshen her breath

[Marco]

after she's gobbled

[prestonchipfryer]

the cheesey bits

[Marco]

around the rim

[twickers]

chewy and tangy

[Marco]

yet strangely acrid

[Jonboy]

like grannys bloomers

[Beechwoods]

smells like Hovis

[twickers]

nice crusty baps

[Marco]

Is her loaf-fresh?

[walpurgis]

Better give it

[Beechwoods]

back to grandma

[Marco]

in the shower

[walpurgis]

of strange meteors

[Beechwoods]

sounds like Dynasty

[Marco]

more like dysentery

[Mr Nad]

pass the wipes

[Beechwoods]

bit of deoxit

[Marco]

will sort it

[seoirse2002]

blow the cobwebs

[Jonboy]

blow me instead

[Marco]

said Santa as

[prestonchipfryer]

Rudolph slurped greedily

[Jonboy]

whilst squeezing Knobby's-nuts

[seoirse2002]

and dancers titties

[Mr. C]

Banging in-the breeze

[Mr Nad]

swinging around knees

[walpurgis]

of a purple

[Jonboy]

just like grandma's

[Audio Al]

8 Track Rocks

[walpurgis]

the boat badly

[Mr Nad]

just like a

[Marco]

boat badly 'boats'

[seoirse2002]

around castle moats

[Marco]

her fanny floats

[seoirse2002]

'round dirtyol' goats

[Mr Nad]

sowing wild oats

[walpurgis]

and tickling throats

[seoirse2002]

that needs seeing-2

[Marco]

like your stiffy

[walpurgis]

stiffly waving at

[Marco]

passing penguins, who

[seoirse2002]

recoil in horror

[Marco]

when it sprays

[twickers]

love-piss all over

[realysm42]

Your Mum's face

[Marco]

surprisingly she mops

[Mr. C]

Deep and meaningfully

[seoirse2002]

the glutinous remains

[Marco]

bagsie the jelly!

[Mr. C]

Adorned with juicy

[Mr Nad]

mouth watering delights

[Marco]

inside her tights

[realysm42]

on Friday nights

[twickers]

Inside your dad

[realysm42]

steady on son

[twickers]

What, who me?

[realysm42]

No him, there

[walpurgis]

who said mockingly

[Mr Nad]

a wry grin

[brian2957]

its a sin

[walpurgis]

to blatantly offer

[brian2957]

an open orifice

[Reid Malenfant]

to captain birdseye

[brian2957]

Thaarrr she blows

[Marco]

scoop-up the cream!

[isuckedmandelsonslemons]

Playing Tangerine Dream

[walpurgis]

fishing for Bream

[brian2957]

with a team

[walpurgis]

Listening to Queen

[Mr Nad]

Lovely Moustache, Freddie!

[twickers]

mercury is rising

[walpurgis]

temperature going up

[Mr Nad]

priapic as always

[walpurgis]

tried all ways

[seoirse2002]

crime never pays

[walpurgis]

Oh? Who says?

[twickers]

criminals in jail

[Mr Nad]

(one's my bitch)

[seoirse2002]

you didn't ditch?

[walpurgis]

into the sea

[Marco]

rinsing out her

[walpurgis]

tatty old bloomers

[Marco]

dissolving the skidmarks

[icehockeyboy]

Weekend went quickly.

[walpurgis]

I'm feeling sickly

[Roy S]

here's a bag

[Marco]

for your balls

[seoirse2002]

wash her smalls

[walpurgis]

and her bigs

[Marco]

and her wigs

[walpurgis]

and cotton socks

[seoirse2002]

and woolen smocks

[Mr Nad]

then my schlock

[walpurgis]

on chopping block

[brian2957]

in flowery frock

[Jonboy]

Here comes Marco

[Marco]

resplendent in pink

[Reid Malenfant]

stockings & suspenders


:lol:

[Marco]

luminous rubber knickers

[Reid Malenfant]

& training bra

[Marco]

waterproof baby-gro, booties

[walpurgis]

so challengingly fruity

[Marco]

she's so snooty

[seoirse2002]

what a bootie

[Marco]

stick yer footy

[isuckedmandelsonslemons]

Up Rooney's arse.

[Mr Nad]

Fancy a quickie?

[Marco]

yes, but only

[twickers]

fools and horses

[Marco]

would ride a

[seoirse2002]

bolan white swan

[Marco]

without having a swan-fetish

[walpurgis]

and quickly finish

[seoirse2002]

without having a swan-fetish

aswan in egypt?

[walpurgis]

As a Swan?

[realysm42]

This isn't fun

[Marco]

swans are gay

[walpurgis]

enter the fray

[seoirse2002]

shutup and pay

[Marco]

ruin your day

[seoirse2002]

have your way

[walpurgis]

with all the

[Marco]

tarts in Taunton

[Jonboy]

sunny side up

[Marco]

aye, right up!

[prestonchipfryer]

her fat arse

[seoirse2002]

with a greasy

[Alex_UK]

Full English breakfat

[prestonchipfryer]

with 2-pork sausages

[brian2957]

big black puddin

[walpurgis]

on the side

[Marco]

poke her yoke

[brian2957]

poker in Yoker

[walpurgis]

who's this joker?

[Reid Malenfant]

Heath Ledger, RIP :deceased:

[walpurgis]

No joke Coke?

[Marco]

geezya the boak

[isuckedmandelsonslemons]

in solid oak

[Marco]

stroke yer woody

[walpurgis]

wearing a hoodie

[brian2957]

in the nudie

[seoirse2002]

polish that valve!

[Marco]

rub the bulb

[Jonboy]

pop my cherry

[realysm42]

No ta mate

[isuckedmandelsonslemons]

I'd rather fellate

[brian2957]

have to wait

[walpurgis]

wrong kinda date

[Marco]

she came late

[walpurgis]

met her fate

[seoirse2002]

and Master Bates

[twickers]

Met seaman staines

[isuckedmandelsonslemons]

Cleaning blocked drains

[seoirse2002]

suffering haemoridal pains

[Jonboy]

nice bunch-of grapes

[twickers]

said farmer giles

[walpurgis]

this'll stretch miles

[brian2957]

for muffin mules

[walpurgis]

with surgical tools

[brian2957]

instructed by fools

[seoirse2002]

breakin' da roules

[walpurgis]

hoards of Ghouls

[Alex_UK]

Carving their pumpkins

[walpurgis]

into such silly

[Marco]

bendy phallic shapes

[Mr Nad]

cock-a doodle doo

[prestonchipfryer]

my name: Dr. Who

[walpurgis]

he's no kangaroo

[prestonchipfryer]

or a Wallaby