Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Vince]

She's a bitch

[mad-moon]

and a slut

[Vince]

I know.........but?

[mad-moon]

You love her

[thingfish]

Like an old

[Alex_UK]

pair of socks

[mad-moon]

and tooth ache

[Vince]

For fucks sake

[mad-moon]

The trouser snake

[Vince]

Slapping against knees

[mad-moon]

But Who's knees?

[Vince]

Maybe John Cleese

[mad-moon]

The goose marcher

[Ninanina]

large water birds

[walpurgis]

porkers on raft

[Ninanina]

the little piggies

[Alex_UK]

Please blow my

[Ninanina]

wind up the

[mad-moon]

the stopped clock

[Vince]

What's the time?

[mad-moon]

Half past nine

[Vince]

Time for summer-wine

[mad-moon]

Strawberries and Pimms

[Vince]

Torso and limbs

[mad-moon]

Barbecued chicken wings

[Vince]

Playing with kings

[Vince]

Sexy naughty things

[mad-moon]

blow up dolls

[Vince]

Saucy gangsters molls

[mad-moon]

machine gun trolls

[AJSki2fly]

Plasticine fun girls

[User211]

Potty putty pussies

[Vince]

Coating you balls

[mad-moon]

with salty chocolate

[Vince]

Kendale mint cake

[Ninanina]

or something spicy

[mad-moon]

Balls of Fire

[Ninanina]

burning up so

[mad-moon]

Ice cubes required

[Ninanina]

to soothe it

[Vince]

From over heating

[Vince]

Head needs panel-beating

[mad-moon]

with a hammer

[enrae8]

.

[walpurgis]

This means what?

[AJSki2fly]

Nail on head

[mad-moon]

make a point

[Vince]

Smoke ya joint

[mad-moon]

up your nose

[AJSki2fly]

Sniff it in

[mad-moon]

sweet as honey

[AJSki2fly]

Honey is sweet

[mad-moon]

Especially her pussy

[AJSki2fly]

Pussy galore rocks

[Vince]

She loves cocks

[mad-moon]

and also Hens

[AJSki2fly]

Finger lickin’ good

[Vince]

Fried chicken wings

[mad-moon]

pigs might fly

[Vince]

Pork flying by

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[mad-moon]

Virgin air lines

[AJSki2fly]

Mile high club


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[mad-moon]

Pussy's Flying Circus

[AJSki2fly]

Monty Python lives

[User211]

Adolf Shitler doesn't

[Vince]

Well he wouldn't

[User211]

UK betters EU

[User211]

Barney's Critical K

[User211]

EU betters UK

[Marco]

fart or wank?

[Vince]

Only fires blank

[Ninanina]

such a shame...

[AJSki2fly]

Pluck a lick


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[Vince]

Take your pick

[mad-moon]

waggle your dick

[User211]

Martian Intergalactic Laxitives

https://youtu.be/iab9YKocUcw

[Vince]

Shits in space

[mad-moon]

The Jobbie Weecha

[Vince]

Big bobby beatcha

[mad-moon]

The Big Yin

[Marco]

was-a pussy stretcher

[mad-moon]

Batteries not included

[Marco]

just ram-it in

[walpurgis]

said Matron to

[Vince]

Bent over recipient

[mad-moon]

This won't hurt

[Vince]

Yeah too small

[Marco]

harmlessly flaccid and

[mad-moon]

got no balls

[Vince]

Answers pussy calls

[mad-moon]

Loves the boys

[Vince]

And their toys

[mad-moon]

Lost their marbles

[AJSki2fly]

Greeks lost them


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[Vince]

Elgin's got them

[mad-moon]

On credit card

[Vince]

Repayment is hard

[User211]

Bitcoin up 90.5%

[User211]

That's since January

[User211]

Speculate to accumulate

[User211]

Invest for interest

[Vince]

Spending is best

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[Marco]

on skanky tarts

[walpurgis]

for old farts

[Vince]

My dangly parts

[mad-moon]

Can't get hard

[AJSki2fly]

Floppy and wobbly

[Vince]

Still lovely jubbly

[Ninanina]

certainly best hardened

[mad-moon]

full of blood

[Ninanina]

oh so red

[AJSki2fly]

With nice chianti

[Ninanina]

wine that is...

[mad-moon]

Or perhaps whine

[Vince]

Crying all time

[mad-moon]

The Crying Game

[Marco]

when she's too-tight

[Light Dependant Resistor]

waiting will help

[Vince]

Screaming when bites

[Light Dependant Resistor]

from a mosquito

[mad-moon]

No, her ear

[Vince]

Bit your dick

[mad-moon]

He's pissed off

[Vince]

Having difficulty pissing

[mad-moon]

the dyslexic snake

[Vince]

Mr droopy dick

[mad-moon]

Richard has fainted

[AJSki2fly]

Faint hearted Ricardo

[Vince]

His dodgy ticka

[Vince]

Poorly hearts club

[mad-moon]

Is dying out

[Marco]

like sustained erections

[walpurgis]

said disappointed Matron

[mad-moon]

In black latex

[Vince]

Cherry flavoued ribbed

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[Marco]

scratch and sniff

[Vince]

What a whiff

[Marco]

her cheesy feet

[mad-moon]

plates of meat

[Marco]

don't smell sweet

[mad-moon]

smell the sheet

[Ninanina]

of protective rubber

[mad-moon]

called a condom

[Marco]

used sparingly when

[mad-moon]

getting to bottom

[Ninanina]

just nasty things

[Marco]

like ouchy thongs

[Vince]

Too-tight to mention

[mad-moon]

That's Money Vince

[Vince]

Yeah! Got none!

[mad-moon]

life's a bitch

[AJSki2fly]

Gift of life


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[mad-moon]

A good cause

[Vince]

Donating to charity

[mad-moon]

The girl's skint

[Vince]

Worth a mint

[Marco]

a bisexual bint

[mad-moon]

Clash of Titans

[Vince]

Tight fisted gits

[Marco]

charging for wanks

[Vince]

And she swallows

[Marco]

every last creamy

[Alex_UK]

spoonful of yogurt

[Marco]

savouring the dairy-goodness

[mad-moon]

from my cock

[Marco]

she's lactose intolerant

[Vince]

Meaning....doesn't swallow

[mad-moon]

she loves necklaces

[Vince]

White shiny pearls

[Marco]

of tadpole-infested sperm

[mad-moon]

I've been snipped

[Alex_UK]

Doctor two bricks

[mad-moon]

needle in nuts

[Vince]

Caught in condom

[AJSki2fly]

Bare back rider

[mad-moon]

Plodging without Wellies

[AJSki2fly]

Wade in water

[mad-moon]

shagging without condoms

[Marco]

wetting without nappies

[mad-moon]

into pyrex dish

[Marco]

for imminent marination

[mad-moon]

Of Buttered Kipper

[Vince]

Something smells fishy

[mad-moon]

Don't trust it

[Marco]

hasn't been washed

[User211]

fucking biscuit head

[User211]

shag less women

[User211]

bad package misadjustment

[Marco]

when protruding outwards

[walpurgis]

mightily impressing Matron

[User211]

who loves you

[User211]

butt fuck that

[Marco]

sponge-dry my sack

[mad-moon]

with hydrochloric acid

[AJSki2fly]

Douse with water


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[Marco]

that'll reduce 'inflammation'

[Vince]

Cause erectrile dysfunction

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[mad-moon]

needs charging up

[Marco]

a quick rub.....

[Ninanina]

will do it

[Marco]

when feeling horny

[Ninanina]

oh so sexy

[Vince]

Giving good head

[AJSki2fly]

Testa Rossa veloce

[Marco]

mine is purple

[walpurgis]

a common affliction

[Marco]

only the 'bulb'

[mad-moon]

Blooming next spring

[Marco]

ready for deflowering

[mad-moon]

pop cherry blossom

[Vince]

Break her in

[Marco]

stretch her pishers!

[mad-moon]

smash her pasty

[Vince]

Not too nasty

[mad-moon]

Rambo's first blood

[Marco]

she's come on

[Vince]

Emptied your balls

[Vince]

When nature calls

[Marco]

cream the stalls

[mad-moon]

puffy creamed balls

[Vince]

Climbing the walls

[walpurgis]

and falling off

[Marco]

riding a goth

[mad-moon]

pumping her broth

[Vince]

Shagging a sloth

[mad-moon]

slow but sure

[Vince]

Wins the race

[Marco]

cum too quickly

[Vince]

Too turned on

[Marco]

place some ice

[mad-moon]

On your nuts

[Marco]

and watch it

[Vince]

Melt and dribble

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[Marco]

deflating the stiffness

[Vince]

Deflating the organ

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[mad-moon]

Pump the Jam

[Vince]

Seedless strawberry...snip

[Marco]

abandoned jam rag

[walpurgis]

found in sandwich

[mad-moon]

Bleeding to death

[Marco]

as a side-order

[mad-moon]

Fill her up

[Marco]

with man's milk

[walpurgis]

a quick bonk

[mad-moon]

In the arse

[Marco]

will get her

[Vince]

Shitty and sore

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[Vince]

Blood and gore

[User211]

5 volt fanatic

[User211]

2 electric testicles