Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[mad-moon]

bunions are better

[walpurgis]

smothered in butter

[User211]

Banhammer the Marconian

[mad-moon]

once twice sold

[Cmarzot]

to highest fibber

[mad-moon]

a top hustler

[johnwhit]

the price buster

[mad-moon]

the pound shop

[Marco]

selling £5 caramels

[walpurgis]

and cheap johnnies

[Marco]

to kinky Ronnies

[struth]

Onion caramelisation factory

[walpurgis]

Matron's saucy sideline

[struth]

Pulverised meat and

[walpurgis]

nice firm loin

[User211]

Cybercrime Sex Police

[User211]

Gonna Bust AoS

[struth]

Poop in-your fist

[Marco]

a big curler...

[struth]

dry and warm

[Marco]

firm, and nicely-marbled

[mad-moon]

with arsepic jelly

[struth]

Everybody poops, the-video

[walpurgis]

director's-cut is crap

[struth]

Starred Anne Drex

[walpurgis]

and Mark Skid

[struth]

Introducing curly short

[Cmarzot]

explosive first performance

[mad-moon]

pebble-dashed the porcelain

[Marco]

in a watery-gravy

[walpurgis]

Davy Jones' Locker

[struth]

Swinging dodgy monkey

[mad-moon]

by the ears

[Cmarzot]

increasing female libido

[mad-moon]

she's getting moist

[Cmarzot]

spank the monkey

[Marco]

Churn that cream!

[walpurgis]

make Nurse scream

[Cmarzot]

"who's your daddy"

[Marco]

last one 'in'

[mad-moon]

gets sloppy seconds

[Cmarzot]

comes back f'more

[mad-moon]

just loves punishment

[Cmarzot]

and strict discipline

[mad-moon]

cuffs and whips

[Cmarzot]

lube-up the stap-on

[struth]

Fish and chips

[walpurgis]

zero the sights

[struth]

At-front of tights

[Marco]

encasing hairy balls

[mad-moon]

in tabitha's throat

[Cmarzot]

swallowing his pride

[Marco]

WHOLE, along with

[hifilover]

Highland Park whisky... ;)

[Ninanina]

ouchy very ouchy...

[Marco]

like foot injuries;)

[Ninanina]

that's the one... :doh:

[Marco]

no more dancing (to Abba records)

[mad-moon]

round the fire

[Puffin]

when the cockburns

[Marco]

and saddles blaze

[struth]

Causing excessive gas-leaks

[mad-moon]

from the cheeks

[struth]

Rattling the chaps

[Marco]

exposed purple helmet

[mad-moon]

of his erect

[walpurgis]

realistic cardboard replica

[Marco]

of a cock

[walpurgis]

Nanny most impressed

[Marco]

by its girth

[mad-moon]

stood to attention

[Cmarzot]

members only club

[Marco]

12"+ stiffy society

[mad-moon]

foot long schlong

[Cmarzot]

looks like kielbasa

[Marco]

Nevertheless, she gobbled-it

[mad-moon]

the salty lolly

[Marco]

reeking of cheese

[struth]

Embarrassing undercarriage mishaps

[mad-moon]

shit my pants

[Marco]

epic nappy failure?

[mad-moon]

poor sleep patterns

[Cmarzot]

slips into coma

[Pigmy Pony]

when hearing Coldplay

[walpurgis]

throws towel in

[mad-moon]

ear bitten off

[Cmarzot]

by Luis Suarez

[Ninanina]

have a nibble...

[User211]

Of my Wotsits

[Ninanina]

cheesy flavour puffs..

[User211]

Savoury cheese balls

[Marco]

unwashed since January

[walpurgis]

Whiffing a bit

[Marco]

of mature Gouda

[User211]

Buster's infeasibly large

[walpurgis]

bum boils lanced

[Marco]

puss spewing out

[mad-moon]

greasy fur balls

[Ninanina]

poor little cats

[struth]

stroke that pussy

[walpurgis]

purrs with delight

[struth]

Winks it's eye

[mad-moon]

Sharpens your pencil

[struth]

Expose your lead

[mad-moon]

flashing from rooftop

[Marco]

scaring the seagulls

[Cmarzot]

n'other old birds

[mad-moon]

cocks and hens

[struth]

Rams those ewes

[mad-moon]

Mutton and Lamb

[struth]

mutton as mutton

[mad-moon]

leg o' mince

[User211]

Really nice, comfortable, enjoyable, love making, natural, honest fuck (how may words?):)

[struth]

Nice comfortable screw

[walpurgis]

he nailed her

[User211]

She fucked him.

[User211]

Canadian weed strain.

[User211]

Of complete quality.

[User211]

BC Bud +1

[mad-moon]

Good shit then?

[Marco]

I managed 3-plops

[User211]

Make Canadians Illegal

[Cmarzot]

must be 4:20

[mad-moon]

3:10 to Yuma

[Cmarzot]

1957 or 2007?

[mad-moon]

1957 of course

[Pigmy Pony]

before my time

[Pigmy Pony]

by one day!

[struth]

long time dead

[mad-moon]

it's a fact

[Pigmy Pony]

stranger than fiction

[Cmarzot]

nothing is real

[walpurgis]

living the lie

[Marco]

about your willy

[struth]

not my willy:eek:

[walpurgis]

I have two

[Marco]

shame neither works

[struth]

I can piss

[Marco]

without any leaks?

[struth]

lots of leeks

[mad-moon]

good for digestion

[Marco]

so's fart gas

[struth]

and stewed prunes

[Cmarzot]

drunken old bitties

[struth]

road rage grannies

[walpurgis]

and mincing trannies

[Marco]

expose their fannies

[mad-moon]

the naughty nannies

[struth]

botties on potties

[Cmarzot]

recruiting slogan for

[walpurgis]

Nanny's knitting circle

[Pigmy Pony]

birds dropping turds

[Cmarzot]

onto silver platter

[mad-moon]

greeny white splatter

[walpurgis]

said Mad Hatter

[Marco]

cupping his swollen-balls

[struth]

to-miss money fanny

[walpurgis]

counting her premium-bonds

[struth]

for tying him-up

[mad-moon]

with her tongue

[walpurgis]

tapping the keyboard

[mad-moon]

changing the billboard

[struth]

new billboard day

[mad-moon]

said bored Bill

[Pigmy Pony]

with no mates

[Marco]

and-a frigid girlfriend

[struth]

And rigid Bridget

[mad-moon]

rigor mortis contortis

[walpurgis]

a proper stiffy

[Pigmy Pony]

and bellend whiffy

[Marco]

of ripe Gorgonzola

[mad-moon]

with dingleberry pie

[Marco]

sniff your ballsack

[walpurgis]

before reallocation surgery

[struth]

King of queens

[mad-moon]

coming to America

[Cmarzot]

drive in movies

[struth]

walk in motels

[mad-moon]

and posh hotels

[struth]

and whisky bottles

[mad-moon]

straight-up no ice

[Marco]

said Jenny whilst

[Cmarzot]

applying pressure to

[Marco]

her bean, then-flicked

[mad-moon]

her horny liquid

[Light Dependant Resistor]

meanwhile off camera

[walpurgis]

Matron organises whip-round

[mad-moon]

across the arse

[Light Dependant Resistor]

strawberrys and cream

[Pigmy Pony]

Eatin' Eton Mess

[struth]

messy knob eaters

[mad-moon]

blow job specials

[Cmarzot]

by blue hair

[mad-moon]

toy boy seducers

[Pigmy Pony]

Lady boys looser

[Cmarzot]

smaller than average

[mad-moon]

counter sunk infact

[Light Dependant Resistor]

slippery when oiled

[mad-moon]

greasy sausage dip

[Cmarzot]

zero pleasure effect

[mad-moon]

tripe and onions

[Light Dependant Resistor]

unwashed smelly socks

[struth]

Walk by themselves

[Light Dependant Resistor]

Through the keyhole

[struth]

Grand smelly designs

[Cmarzot]

shadowed by stench

[mad-moon]

of workhouse wench

[Pigmy Pony]

ona park bench

[Light Dependant Resistor]

Fungal infested offerings

[walpurgis]

the unusual suspects

[Light Dependant Resistor]

Old Mary nearby

[Mikeandvan]

make mine a

[Mikeandvan]

large one thanks

[Mikeandvan]

PFM off topic

[Mikeandvan]

room liberals suck

[Mikeandvan]

my dick thanks

[Cmarzot]

whore's generous nature

[mad-moon]

like best butter

[Marco]

duck butter, freshly

[Light Dependant Resistor]

arranged so that

[mad-moon]

she spreads easily

[prestonchipfryer]

taking it greedily

[Pigmy Pony]

twelve inch pianist

[mad-moon]

plays with organ

[Cmarzot]

accompanied by skin-flute

[Pigmy Pony]

between the glutes

[mad-moon]

in brown button

[Ninanina]

black it is...

[Pieoftheday]

Dogs just farted

[Ninanina]

oh so smelly...

[Cmarzot]

cleans own anus

[walpurgis]

with belt sander

[Cmarzot]

prefers orbital disk

[walpurgis]

a flying saucer?

[Marco]

buff ma dome

[struth]

mine fell aff:D

[Cmarzot]

origami foreskin puzzle

[struth]

Wrinkly prune plume

[mad-moon]

like walnut whip

[Marco]

a creamy cone

[mad-moon]

loves being blown

[Light Dependant Resistor]

Old Mary eager

[mad-moon]

her hirsuit beaver

[Cmarzot]

crusty around edges

[Light Dependant Resistor]

Maturation of Follicles

[User211]

Rampant AoS Ladykillers

[Cmarzot]

exorbitant stud fees

[Pigmy Pony]

gourmet knob cheese

[walpurgis]

weapons grade fart-gas

[mad-moon]

foul fowl flatulance