Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[r100]

of fake produce

[struth]

called bra padding :steam:

[Marco]

curdled man's milk

[struth]

due to flatulence

[r100]

and high temperature

[walpurgis]

resistant black frilly

[struth]

crotchless long johns

[Marco]

incontinence pants, aren't

[walpurgis]

very fetching in

[struth]

string cotton as

[r100]

in nylon crochet

[struth]

doesn't hold water

[r100]

then have Gortex(c)

[Marco]

even your 'super-soakers'

[walpurgis]

and rubber 'onesie'

[struth]

All require greasing

[Marco]

before the dolphins

[struth]

rub against pole

[Oddball]

dancing cock jockeys

[struth]

going pole to-pole

[walpurgis]

and sausage roll

[struth]

savoury finger food

[gadgie]

finger lickin good

[Marco]

I smell sardines

[struth]

Past sell-by date

[Oddball]

damp scampi fries

[struth]

Require a retouching

[Marco]

of sweaty gussets

[Oddball]

leading to gallons

[Marco]

of pure solidified

[struth]

extracted dirk milk

[Marco]

whiten your coffee-sir?

[struth]

please, and sugar

[Marco]

Soapy wank afterwards?

[struth]

With baby bishop

[Marco]

lathering you up

[struth]

With clerical efficiency

[Marco]

OMG, what's *THAT*??? :eek:

[struth]

Vicars tea party

[Marco]

Squirty-cream scone?

[Oddball]

polishing your pulpit

[struth]

caressing the congregation

[Oddball]

from behind with

[walpurgis]

a fire extinguisher

[Ninanina]

to blast off

[Oddball]

large red and

[struth]

silly people verging

[Marco]

on being ridiculed

[struth]

For their beliefs

[walpurgis]

in latex briefs

[Marco]

preparing for spanking

[struth]

From love Godess

[Oddball]

in suspenders and

[struth]

Pink peekaboo underware

[Oddball]

kinky boots and

[struth]

Scarlet red fingernails

[Marco]

teasing the tip

[Oddball]

not the tip?

[Oddball]

said Father Ted

[struth]

While in bed

[Marco]

going all red

[struth]

Due to vigorous

[Marco]

wrist-action, causing callouses

[Ninanina]

and knobbly bits

[Marco]

causing big bulges

[Joe]

in your capacitors

[Marco]

Too much current?

[struth]

up yir diode

[Oddball]

leaking gooey stuff

[struth]

losing some grip

[Marco]

of your sanity

[Oddball]

or your vanity

[struth]

Kneading hand polished

[Oddball]

brass door knockers

[Marco]

till they bled

[struth]

Buckets of goo

[Oddball]

on Dick Dastardly

[struth]

The mustacheo'ed rake

[Ninanina]

always preferred Muttley

[struth]

I remember balloons

[Marco]

plenty on forums :D

[Ninanina]

for the popping...

[struth]

Hot air Ones?

[Ninanina]

they are big..

[struth]

huge gassy affairs

[Ninanina]

like some people... :D

[struth]

Guilty as charged:(

[Ninanina]

I think not... :)

[Marco]

but his botty

[struth]

Dead On Arrival

[Marco]

the stench was

[struth]

similar to nectar

[Oddball]

laced with cess

[struth]

sweetened with pish

[Marco]

poisoned with placenta

[struth]

was backward child

[Marco]

an arse-end delivery

[struth]

piles of problems

[Roy S]

Bunches of grapes

[Marco]

squeeze them hard

[Oddball]

make some whine

[struth]

gingerly with carrots

[Oddball]

or large cucumbers

[struth]

producing piles of....

[Andrei]

pickled green gherkins

[Marco]

gobbled-up by Bev

[struth]

In sweet vinegar

[Oddball]

mixed with TCP

[struth]

Aka hillbilly whiskey

[Marco]

drain it dry

[realysm42]

roll it up

[realysm42]

smoke it down

[vegman1973]

Burning in nicely

[Marco]

like your dinner

[The Black Adder]

in the dog

[Marco]

'chicken ding', tonight?

[struth]

Chicken dong tomorrow

[The Black Adder]

rather, Ding Dong!

[struth]

witch is dead

[Oddball]

right about pustules

[struth]

left with scars

[Marco]

from violent fart-gas

[struth]

ripping new ass

[vegman1973]

Beast Is Back!!!

[vegman1973]

Back to black

[struth]

Shines up the...

[Oddball]

ring piece stretcher

[Marco]

ram it open

[Oddball]

fill it up

[struth]

With hi-octane juice

[Marco]

call the cream-boy

[struth]

cold cream job:eyebrows:

[Marco]

fresh man's milk

[struth]

For milk maid

[Marco]

full-cream, not semi

[Oddball]

isn't it curdled

[struth]

Coagulated but edibile

[Marco]

quick whip and

[struth]

Lick the crevices

[Oddball]

she said whilst

[Ninanina]

doing other things

[struth]

with her hands

[Marco]

as they wander

[struth]

the milking stool

[The Black Adder]

until I slap

[struth]

the big bottom

[Marco]

clad with silky

[struth]

tight udder pants

[The Black Adder]

so milk it

[struth]

with warm fingers

[Marco]

exploring erogenous zones

[struth]

like vaporous pores

[Marco]

emitting stagnent stenches

[struth]

From bottomly wenches

[Oddball]

on park benches

[struth]

causing sticky bottoms

[Oddball]

on greasy poles

[struth]

sliding between thighs

[walpurgis]

pulling the panties

[struth]

sideways to reveal

[walpurgis]

a second hand

[struth]

vibrating at speed

[Oddball]

causing tremors up

[Andrei]

and down your

[walpurgis]

black vampire cape

[struth]

of hopeful passion

[Oddball]

blood dripping off

[struth]

sword of destiny

[walpurgis]

getting slightly blunt

[struth]

due to rubbing

[walpurgis]

against lizard skinned

[struth]

crotchless pantie girdle

[Oddball]

worn by gnomes

[Marco]

with huge cocks

[struth]

In their pockets

[Marco]

primed to frighten

[struth]

Pickpockets and wenches

[Yomanze]

Rockets and benches

[TheMooN]

Buy My Amp

[struth]

Shilling three words

[vegman1973]

Getting better everyday

[Ninanina]

it does that

[Oddball]

when you floss

[Ninanina]

your toothy pegs...

[Oddball]

with sexy legs

[Ninanina]

mine are short..

[struth]

like my visit

[walpurgis]

to Alpha Centauri

[struth]

with union flag;)

[Ninanina]

don't go there...... :eek:

[walpurgis]

paint's still wet

[Marco]

:sheep: :sheep: :sheep:

Get it up-ye! :D

[Ninanina]

153551535515355

[Ninanina]

Go get it....

[Ninanina]

I'm NOT political...

[Ninanina]

I'm just proud...

[Marco]

Lol... Carry on :)

Marco.

[Ninanina]

Get my coat... :D

[Marco]

red, white, blue

[Ninanina]

yep and yep... :rfl:

[struth]

purple and orangy

[Ninanina]

with pound sign...

[struth]

get it here:lol:

[Ninanina]

roll-up roll up..

[struth]

How much for....

[Marco]

A titty wank?

[struth]

Ten f**kin' grand:eyebrows:

[Ninanina]

not that much.... :eek:

[struth]

I'm very expensive;)

[Marco]

for a jump

[Ninanina]

you've the equipment ?

[Marco]

a stiffened caber

[struth]

Nice big badumba's ;)

[Ninanina]

what are those ??

[walpurgis]

said the actress

[struth]

I'm sexily abreast :rfl:

[Marco]

Don't puncture her!

[struth]

blunt force trauma:D

[walpurgis]

good pub name :)

[struth]

Glass in face:eek:

[Marco]

The Slashing Arms

[Ninanina]

abreast I'can do

[struth]

Supa, supa, supa

[Ninanina]

that it is

[struth]

difficult manoeuvre though

[walpurgis]

twelve point turn

[Ninanina]

fine with technique :eek:

[struth]

tipping the balance

[Ninanina]

or balancing tip...

[struth]

on titty fruit

[Marco]

teased and tormented

[Ninanina]

that's best way..

[struth]

to produce stiffness

[Ninanina]

which is nice...

[Oddball]

icing on cherries

[Marco]

sensually sucked off

[walpurgis]

crudely blown off

[struth]

Big gaseous explosions

[Marco]

frothing, fermenting flatulence

[struth]

Followed by manure

[walpurgis]

as a facepack

[Marco]

slap it on

[Ninanina]

peel it off

[Marco]

slowly, being careful

[struth]

to leave moustache

[walpurgis]

and frizzy beard

[struth]

for aesthetic reasons

[walpurgis]

and artistically done

[Ninanina]

nice and neat

[Marco]

a V-shaped tuft