Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[mad-moon]

build it high

[gwernaffield]

pile of poo

[Light Dependant Resistor]

2020 should change

[struth]

Not for better

[walpurgis]

prophet of doom :)

[mad-moon]

Bad as brexit

[walpurgis]

come what May

[mad-moon]

May may cum

[AJSki2fly]

Brexiteering political mis-engineering

[Marco]

fuck yer Brexit

[struth]

kiss her grits

[Light Dependant Resistor]

who's the boss

[walpurgis]

clearly not May

[mad-moon]

a dozy cow

[Marco]

needs a ride

[struth]

Bull goes bareback

[mad-moon]

in or out?

[Light Dependant Resistor]

then muell er

[Light Dependant Resistor]

concludes his probe

[mad-moon]

with electrical tester

[Marco]

inserted into pishers

[struth]

flapping their flippers

[Light Dependant Resistor]

to welcome the

[walpurgis]

failure and disgrace

[Marco]

of Tupperware boxes

[struth]

Worn by grandad

[walpurgis]

to prevent farting

[struth]

Without deep bass

[mad-moon]

nappy wadding damping

[Light Dependant Resistor]

insulating botty burps

[Marco]

gaseous and toxic

[mad-moon]

Carbon monoxide gas

[Marco]

rapidly farted out

[walpurgis]

by Vicar during

[Light Dependant Resistor]

exciting lift sermons

[mad-moon]

Haberdashery going up

[walpurgis]

in flames unfortunately

[mad-moon]

gives you wings

[Light Dependant Resistor]

to fly farting

[walpurgis]

hot air balloon

[Light Dependant Resistor]

self propelled prophecy

[walpurgis]

foretold of baked-bean

[Light Dependant Resistor]

and cabbage indulgences

[walpurgis]

fatal gassings expected

[Light Dependant Resistor]

survival of-the fittest

[Light Dependant Resistor]

is highly unlikely

[mad-moon]

on the ground

[Marco]

just inhale it

[mad-moon]

good shit maaaaaaaan.....

[struth]

crack in-the-pan

[Marco]

dodgy auction sales

[mad-moon]

Degritter for sale

[struth]

sweet pea soup

[mad-moon]

better than enema

[Marco]

dodgy phono/preamp sales

[mad-moon]

big bad bob

[struth]

cheats dont prosper

[mad-moon]

but go forth

[Marco]

and build placky-cack

[mad-moon]

with faulty components

[walpurgis]

and scorched aroma

[mad-moon]

bad fish smell

[Marco]

pishers need rinsed

[struth]

due to shaft

[mad-moon]

investigating the case

[Marco]

killing the crustaceans

[struth]

jimmies and sooks

[Light Dependant Resistor]

awash with smells

[Marco]

especially fart gas

[mad-moon]

silent and deadly

[Light Dependant Resistor]

pernicious permeated stench

[AJSki2fly]

Evil smelling doo-doo

[Light Dependant Resistor]

pressurised perfunctory puffs

[Marco]

pungent gaseous chuffs

[mad-moon]

Stinking shitty farts

[Marco]

follow-thru jobby stench

[mad-moon]

shit my jockey's

[struth]

jockstrap and breeks

[Light Dependant Resistor]

stinks for weeks

[Marco]

stubborn sweaty stains

[struth]

washing is-a pain

[Light Dependant Resistor]

coagulating bacteria housing

[struth]

grizzly botty juice

[Marco]

suppurating smegma froth

[Light Dependant Resistor]

pervasive rapacious smells

[Marco]

rancid, repulsive emissions

[struth]

chasing skunks away

[Marco]

sewers smell better

[struth]

unlike squirrel bottoms

[Light Dependant Resistor]

botty maculation pimples

[Marco]

festering skit pustules

[struth]

and sandy cheeks

[Light Dependant Resistor]

hiding a massive

[struth]

big swinging missive

[Light Dependant Resistor]

dribbling and postulating

[struth]

and legally binding

[mad-moon]

to the bed

[Light Dependant Resistor]

which Matron's assistants

[mad-moon]

the twistered sisters

[Light Dependant Resistor]

perform perverse rituals

[Marco]

with kinky toys

[mad-moon]

Morrisons wonky carrots

[Marco]

insert a cucumber

[mad-moon]

a wonky one?

[struth]

cruising for grannies

[mad-moon]

gross gaping gash

[walpurgis]

all seeing arse

[Light Dependant Resistor]

the sisters begin

[Marco]

a sordid threesome

[mad-moon]

fore skin divers

[Light Dependant Resistor]

are arranged in

[Light Dependant Resistor]

groups of twelve

[mad-moon]

A bakers dozen

[Light Dependant Resistor]

each with large

[mad-moon]

Pair of baps

[Light Dependant Resistor]

arranged to open

[Light Dependant Resistor]

sufficiently to apply

[mad-moon]

lips to nips

[Light Dependant Resistor]

A snow plough

[Light Dependant Resistor]

gently-prods the divers

[mad-moon]

extra long tongue

[Marco]

to flick bean

[mad-moon]

till she squirts

[struth]

the Music's in-me

[walpurgis]

try indigestion tablets

[Ninanina]

To settle tum....

[Marco]

when all bloated

[Ninanina]

Time to explode

[Marco]

watch those knickers

[Ninanina]

high-leg is it

[mad-moon]

Thing a thong

[Ninanina]

Thongs are nasty....

[struth]

Cheese wire unfriendly

[Ninanina]

So true Grant...

[Ninanina]

Cutting... very cutting....

[struth]

Soft silky bloomers

[Light Dependant Resistor]

pristine in packaging

[Ninanina]

high-legs is it

[Marco]

yeah, white-cotton ones

[Ninanina]

All the better.....

[AJSki2fly]

Pulled up tight

[Marco]

your favourite ones

[struth]

For riding sidesaddle

[Light Dependant Resistor]

on Monday mornings

[struth]

With General Handy

[mad-moon]

pulling out crack

[Marco]

exposing the skidders

[mad-moon]

To the kidders

[Light Dependant Resistor]

and botty burping

[AJSki2fly]

More bottom humour!

[Marco]

can't beat botties:eyebrows:

[struth]

pure shoite this

[mad-moon]

hoity toity shoitey

[struth]

fancy beaver man

[mad-moon]

nice trim quim

[struth]

fur trapper extraordinaire

[mad-moon]

been to specsavers

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[Marco]

a wet beaver

[walpurgis]

worn as hat

[mad-moon]

with ear flaps

[Pigmy Pony]

ab fab labia

[mad-moon]

Ed and Pat

[Marco]

love golden showers

[mad-moon]

with Eddie Murphy

[Pigmy Pony]

'banana in tailpipe'

[mad-moon]

over bent axel

[struth]

twisted g-string ouchy

[mad-moon]

tune it in

[Marco]

towards her arse-cheeks

[mad-moon]

let it explode

[Marco]

South Birmingham jobby-jabbers

[struth]

southenders soap opera

[Marco]

organised by losers

[struth]

actors cant act

[Marco]

and bawbags can't

[struth]

direct a river

[Marco]

of pish from

[walpurgis]

Vicar all over

[mad-moon]

Florence's new skirt

[struth]

that vicar wore

[Frazeur1]

Such a whore

[struth]

said his wife

[Ninanina]

who saw the...

[struth]

King of Transylvania

[Marco]

in Asda carpark

[struth]

Biting trolley attendants

[mad-moon]

large love handles

[Ninanina]

on the waist...

[Marco]

wobbly blubber rolls

[Ninanina]

a ball game...

[mad-moon]

table top football

[Ninanina]

is a game...

[struth]

Of ball control

[Ninanina]

to hold back

[Marco]

without finishing off

[Ninanina]

so very frustrating..

[struth]

Like a cannonball

[Ninanina]

to shoot out

[struth]

Like some fountain

[Ninanina]

of white water

[struth]

Rapids or slowpids

[Ninanina]

or even lipids..

[struth]

Slips and slides

[Ninanina]

over the slippy

[struth]

Undercooked rhubarb strudel

[Ninanina]

rhubarb tastes nasty

[Marco]

cucumber's more fun

[Ninanina]

cucumber's more fun

curly cucumbers satisfy...

[struth]

Big beef tomato s

[Ninanina]

just too big

[struth]

Taffeta ball gown

[mad-moon]

maid in Whales

[Pigmy Pony]

She never fails

[mad-moon]

servicing the males

[struth]

While in Wales

[Pigmy Pony]

Debbie does Dyfed

[Marco]

hide the donkeys!

[struth]

ride them sidesaddle

[Marco]

cover their wallopers

[struth]

with Calvin Klein's

[mad-moon]

Calling him chicken

[walpurgis]

but not Ducky

[mad-moon]

not even Jack

[walpurgis]

cash only please

[mad-moon]

pease pudding hot

[Marco]

with steaming shit

[mad-moon]

stuffing and mustard

[AJSki2fly]

Hot and fruity

[Marco]

like your sister:eek::eyebrows:
;)

[AJSki2fly]

No that's me:eyebrows::eek:
;)

[struth]

sweet georgia's brown

[Ninanina]

not so tasty..

[mad-moon]

camel toe loaf

[Ninanina]

with two humps...

[mad-moon]

only one shag

[AJSki2fly]

Shag piles best

[mad-moon]

Women shag best

[Ninanina]

when they're horny....

[Marco]

at certain times

[Ninanina]

of the month...

[mad-moon]

Better than sheep

[Ninanina]

herding with doggy...

[mad-moon]

or perhaps Babe

[Marco]

commencing farmyard frolics

[mad-moon]

sheep shaggers paradise

[Marco]

harass a heifer

[struth]

Ride that cow

[AJSki2fly]

Milky bar kid

[struth]

firing his blands

[mad-moon]

Of white chocolate