Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Marco]

after scratching your

[southall-1998]

Wee dry anus

[walpurgis]

painted lilac for

[struth]

nurse Gladys's examination

[walpurgis]

with tongs and

[struth]

Well greased arm

[Marco]

she disrobed Billy

[struth]

goat with anticipation

[realysm42]

Of colonic irrigation

[Oddball]

clutching stirrup pump

[struth]

for the flushing

[Oddball]

and the blushing

[Ninanina]

of the peaches...

[struth]

require the massaging

[Ninanina]

of the fruit..

[struth]

For maximum ripeness

[Ninanina]

nice and squidgy

[struth]

Soft and juicy

[Oddball]

great big plums

[struth]

spiky like gooseberries

[Oddball]

all tart and

[walpurgis]

full of seeds

[struth]

wrinkly thick skinned

[Ninanina]

like a sausage

[struth]

on a BBQ

[Ninanina]

nice and sizzled

[struth]

like Granny's stockings

[Ninanina]

a pretty sight...

[struth]

those corned-beef legs

[Ninanina]

that sounds ugly

[struth]

Looks ugly too

[Marco]

cover with 70-denier

[The Black Adder]

wearing some Doc-Martins

[Ninanina]

but so butch...

[The Black Adder]

even flowery ones?

[Marco]

What, your knickers?

[Ninanina]

lacy ones best..

[twickers]

mmmmm panty sniffing

[Marco]

your favourite colour?

[The Black Adder]

black of course

[Marco]

white can be

[twickers]

considered a delicacy

[Ninanina]

red is wild..

[Marco]

especially when painters

[Ninanina]

paint on walls..

[twickers]

paint with paint-balls

[Ninanina]

a big splash...

[struth]

flush of face

[Ninanina]

a bit rosy

[struth]

A budding Beauty

[Ninanina]

can then emerge

[struth]

sweet of smell

[Ninanina]

and of body..

[walpurgis]

said Big-Ears & Noddy

[struth]

Hold her hand;)

[Ninanina]

and lead her...

[twickers]

to the gallows

[struth]

if your swingers

[Marco]

have stiff nipples

[Ninanina]

and like to...

[Marco]

tickle each other's

[Ninanina]

bits and bobs..

[Oddball]

and door knobs

[Marco]

big, fat ones

[Ninanina]

for the squishing

[Marco]

between your legs

[The Black Adder]

nuts and plums

[twickers]

tits and bums

[Marco]

loud fanny farts

[twickers]

break the silence

[Marco]

as François flicks

[The Black Adder]

his little bean

[Marco]

to frenzy point

[The Black Adder]

and then he

[Marco]

shudders and moans

[Ninanina]

and then groans

[Marco]

you've been there... ;)

[Oddball]

hes got campylobacter

[Marco]

and it's spreading

[Ninanina]

to all parts

[Marco]

causing inability to

[Ninanina]

move at all

[Marco]

so bend over

[Ninanina]

and take it :eek:

[Marco]

hard and fast

[Oddball]

make it last

[Ninanina]

that won't happen.... :eek:

[twickers]

pinch the end

[Ninanina]

that'll do it

[Oddball]

rub with ralgex

[Ninanina]

for painful muscles

[Marco]

middle-leg muscles protrude

[struth]

when stiffness kicks-in

[Marco]

tickle the bulb

[struth]

shine it up

[Marco]

all purply headed

[struth]

And fur collar

[Oddball]

mink or minge

[Ninanina]

that's a choice..

[twickers]

needs a trim

[Marco]

a wee 'buff'

[struth]

with pumice stone

[twickers]

and glass paper

[Marco]

avoiding the cheese

[Ninanina]

grater that will

[Marco]

savage your Jap's-eye

[struth]

With one stroke

[Ninanina]

of cutting edge..

[struth]

mild steel technology:stalks:

[Ninanina]

a modern marvel..

[struth]

for woman's lib:lol:

[Ninanina]

ouch that hurts... :)

[struth]

Luckily I'm good

[Ninanina]

at what though

[struth]

avoiding the grater

[Ninanina]

a good thing

[struth]

avoiding rough life

[Ninanina]

a bit smoother

[struth]

spoonful of sugar

[Ninanina]

nice and sweet...

[Puffin]

just like me

[Marco]

a silly daftee ;)

[Ninanina]

they all count

[Puffin]

Dracula as father

[Marco]

loved his cape!

[Puffin]

bit pricey Vincent?

[Marco]

Lee-p up, Christopher

[Puffin]

Feel the Phibes

[Marco]

Doctor, you're abominable

[struth]

Hands doctor, Hands

[Marco]

nurse, your breasts

[struth]

Doctor, your stethescope

[Ninanina]

is cold on

[struth]

my pink areola

[Ninanina]

the best bit

[struth]

for a horse

[Oddball]

throat if sucked

[Marco]

Animal Farm, anyone?

[struth]

By great George

[Puffin]

Oh well, shit

[Oddball]

or well burst ;)

[Marco]

that boil on

[struth]

the gas stove

[Marco]

Fricassee your foreskin

[struth]

makes for sour-kraut:eyebrows:

[Marco]

Barbecue your Bratwurst

[struth]

Sears his Roebuck

[Puffin]

grills his gizzard

[The Black Adder]

on a Griddle

[struth]

fell his girdle

[Ninanina]

to the top

[Puffin]

Blimey, who did

[Ninanina]

person over there...

[struth]

Now looks fat

[Puffin]

it's called stout

[struth]

Yes sweet heart

[walpurgis]

and somewhat tubby

[struth]

lady in curlers

[Ninanina]

an awful sight

[struth]

with the fag

[Marco]

poofter, in American

[struth]

Smoke and mirrors

[Puffin]

fart your lunch

[struth]

Warm and fragrant

[Puffin]

like a vagrant

[Marco]

Fancy a bite?

[struth]

thankyou but no

[Oddball]

stilton lined underpants

[struth]

are so comfy

[Puffin]

Mmmm blue veins

[Marco]

pungent cheesy foreskins

[struth]

on buttered toast

[Marco]

Fancy a fondue?

[struth]

spicey cheesy beef

[walpurgis]

brutally sliced into

[struth]

blood red chunks

[Marco]

a vampire's teabag

[Ninanina]

for the brewing

[struth]

vampire home brew:vomfest:

[Marco]

pull the string

[Ninanina]

it will pop

[Puffin]

Not Cherry season :(

[Marco]

the champagne flows

[Puffin]

champagne Charlie speaks:lol:

[Ninanina]

words of wisdom

[Marco]

from the bubbly-one

[Puffin]

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

[Oddball]

causes verbal diahorrea

[Marco]

dribbling the shit

[walpurgis]

chomping the bit

[Ninanina]

like a horsey

[struth]

touching the grass

[walpurgis]

and Khyber Pass

[Ninanina]

to scoff it

[The Black Adder]

up the Khyber

[struth]

Pass on this

[Ninanina]

and it will..

[Marco]

be appreciated by

[Ninanina]

hoofed herbivorous quadruped

[struth]

of marco's aquaintance :eyebrows:

[Ninanina]

bless the sheep...

[struth]

woolly purls too

[Ninanina]

knit-one purl one

[struth]

Klickety clik, sixtysix

[Ninanina]

or do crochet

[struth]

while playing croquet

[Marco]

No ball games

[struth]

stroking his mallet

[twickers]

causing severe splinters

[Ninanina]

on his parts

[Marco]

rub it better

[Ninanina]

there there there..

[struth]

rub it better..........

[Marco]

Just said that!

[Ninanina]

indeed you did... :)

[struth]

I'll dig ahole

[Ninanina]

not to deep

[Marco]

for your wallet

[Ninanina]

where moths fly..

[Oddball]

to Outer Mongolia

[Ninanina]

and other places...

[Marco]

rather more moist

[The Black Adder]

with a furry

[Marco]

scarf around its

[struth]

Welsh rare bits

[Marco]

Tabasco sauce, anyone?

[walpurgis]

scotch bonnet helmet

[Ninanina]

high Scoville scale

[Marco]

best not gobble

[struth]

just cluck off

[Marco]

with a tissue

[Ninanina]

at the ready...

[Marco]

to catch the

[Ninanina]

drips and all...

[struth]

Gooey sticky slimey

[Ninanina]

sounds a mess

[walpurgis]

in fancy dress

[struth]

More is less:scratch:

[Marco]

than a baldy

[walpurgis]

with a badly

[struth]

slick n smooth

[Oddball]

fitted rug top

[struth]

sliding about wildly

[walpurgis]

was only mildly

[struth]

washed in detergent

[Marco]

and wombat wee

[struth]

Aussie style laundromat

[Marco]

Stubborn stains need

[struth]

Removing by vigorous

[Marco]

prolonged, wrist action