Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Roy S]

spelling police arrived

[prestonchipfryer]

at half-past five

[brian2957]

one's called Clive

[Jonboy]

who also shrieked

[Artifolk]

under immense pressure

[Roy S]

'Hello Hallo Hullo'

[Artifolk]

your nicked, sonny

[Mr Nad]

don't forget Cher

[Roy S]

Gypsies, Tramps, Thieves

[Marco]

all are edible

[Jonboy]

like my pants

[Roy S]

battered, deep fried

[Marco]

with cheesy bits

[Roy S]

and curly hairs

[seoirse2002]

ripe for shave

[brian2957]

with blunt razor

[Roy S]

into heart shape

[brian2957]

for valentines day

[Roy S]

with centre parting

[brian2957]

watch the dandruff

[Roy S]

Don't fall in

[brian2957]

safety net required

[Roy S]

made by durex

[brian2957]

very flexible indeed

[Roy S]

safer without holes

[seoirse2002]

good on poles

[Marco]

worse on Germans

[seoirse2002]

and serbo croats

[prestonchipfryer]

who live close-by

[Marco]

the sex shop

[Roy S]

three bags please

[Mr Nad]

old and haggard

[Roy S]

rough and ready

[seoirse2002]

skin like leather

[Roy S]

fetch the ky

[Artifolk]

lube the shaft

[seoirse2002]

fore and aft

[prestonchipfryer]

for a tight-fit

[Artifolk]

and deeper penetration

[prestonchipfryer]

using 3-in-one

[Artifolk]

every hole covered

[Jonboy]

menage et trois

[prestonchipfryer]

plus one more

[Mr Nad]

then she tore

[Roy S]

her perineum exposing

[seoirse2002]

spot where brownnosing

[Roy S]

could cause suffocation

[seoirse2002]

and poo inhalation

[Roy S]

nostril turds impacted

[Marco]

inhale the musk

[Jonboy]

flaps for earmuffs

[Marco]

camel-toe visible through

[Roy S]

camel's baseball boots

[Jonboy]

mama do the-hump-hump

[Marco]

dry or wet?

[seoirse2002]

make it sweat

[Jonboy]

make her sweat

[seoirse2002]

after a cigarette

[Mr Nad]

butt burning brightly

[Marco]

torch her 'fur'

[Roy S]

pet the beaver

[Marco]

flick the dandruff

[Roy S]

split the difference

[Marco]

with an axe

[Roy S]

or a chopper

[Wilbur]

Wear a helmet

[Marco]

a purple one?

[seoirse2002]

from richard large

[Roy S]

or knobby small

[Marco]

but dickus big

[brian2957]

big knobs hangout

[seoirse2002]

greasy cheesy top

[Roy S]

Buttery Coque Monsieur

[Marco]

with added knob-froth

[Roy S]

cream of sumyunguy

[Marco]

scrotum crutons, sir?

[Roy S]

grated nuts Meg?

[Marco]

solidified spunk secretion?

[Roy S]

klingons on board?

[seoirse2002]

crispy tissues abound

[Marco]

later discovered by

[Roy S]

rabid sniffer dogs

[prestonchipfryer]

pawing vestal virgins

[seoirse2002]

standby draculas teabag

[Roy S]

wolfman jack's popsicle

[Marco]

look... A clot!

[Roy S]

'holy dvt batman!'

[Marco]

You bagsy it?

[seoirse2002]

or red snot

[Roy S]

red snot what?

[Marco]

savour the flavour

[seoirse2002]

of virgins favour

[Artifolk]

darn, she's farted

[Mr Nad]

strike a light!

[brian2957]

itsa boom box

[seoirse2002]

ah,....musical shite

[Marco]

sniff it in

[Artifolk]

projectile vomiting imminent

[Mr Nad]

I like sick

[Marco]

especially the carrots

[Roy S]

in a bucket

[Artifolk]

fermenting for months

[seoirse2002]

a special brew

[Marco]

a chosen few

[seoirse2002]

of vomiting glitterati

[Marco]

get to savour

[prestonchipfryer]

shite-based flavour

[Mr Nad]

a chocolate 99

[seoirse2002]

a walnut whirl

[audio39]

a peanut pearl

[Mr Nad]

pebbled dashed platter

[seoirse2002]

of various matter

[Artifolk]

preferably non scratch

[Marco]

chew yer skidders!

[audio39]

crunch yer cling-ons

[brian2957]

call captain kirk

[Artifolk]

Spock to Enterprise

[Jonboy]

beam me up

[Artifolk]

Hogtied and dangling

[Roy S]

assimilated by borg

[brian2957]

Bjorn fan club

[Mr Nad]

regurgitated ad nauseam

[Marco]

like diarrhoea lollipops

[brian2957]

covered in chocolate

[Roy S]

foul tasting maltesers

[Mr Nad]

droopy moist cornet

[brian2957]

flakiest crumbliest chocolate

[Marco]

sprinkled on clits

[seoirse2002]

smeared on tits

[Mr Nad]

concealed behind pissflaps

[Marco]

resembling scampi fries

[Mr Nad]

just as tasty

[Marco]

as the placenta

[audio39]

that was rotten

[Mr Nad]

mouldy old fanny-rags

[Border Riever]

dunked in tea

[audio39]

drenched in pee

[Mr Nad]

savoured with glee

[Marco]

Old-Mary wiped her

[WOStantonCS100]

wee willy whiskers

[Mr Nad]

on her wimple

[Marco]

squeezing her pimples

[audio39]

oozing with puss

[Mr Nad]

delicious ocher sap

[seoirse2002]

spread in bap

[brian2957]

lager on tap

[seoirse2002]

in her lap

[brian2957]

taking a nap

[Mr Nad]

caught the clap

[brian2957]

gettin a zap

[Jonboy]

between lovely baps

[Mr Nad]

tasty moist kebabs

[Alex_UK]

but badly packed

[Mr Nad]

squashed and malformed

[seoirse2002]

mountains of Mourne

[seoirse2002]

with perk peaks

[Marco]

peeking through zips

[Rare Bird]

wee willy winkie

[Marco]

a little stinky?

[Mr Nad]

trapped, head raised

[Marco]

essence of Gouda?

[brian2957]

sniff them wotsits

[Marco]

gobble that feta!

[seoirse2002]

lick that brie

[Mr Nad]

squirt the primula

[Artifolk]

gagging on Gorgonzola

[Jonboy]

bell-end cottage cheese

[seoirse2002]

gren philadelphia spread

[brian2957]

good on toast

[Marco]

with titty milk

[Jonboy]

tweak those nips

[seoirse2002]

and sausage sauce

[brian2957]

with big onions

[Marco]

inside your shorts

[tommy6206]

yum camel toe

[seoirse2002]

on smelly 'ho'

[Marco]

sweating inside tights

[Mr Nad]

soaking, sagging gusset

[Marco]

caused by Chlamydia

[Artifolk]

she'll pass around

[Marco]

the old tramps

[seoirse2002]

under and overground

[Marco]

Wombles of Wimbledon

[Cans]

Common they're not

[Marco]

unlike mustard burps

[seoirse2002]

and oily farts

[Marco]

when suitably fermented

[seoirse2002]

in vicars knickers

[Marco]

contains melted Snickers

[Artifolk]

that's no confectionery

[brian2957]

its chocolate underwear

[Roy S]

avoid soft centres

[brian2957]

with nuts inside

[Roy S]

and curly hairs

[Marco]

with dandruff on

[Jonboy]

spit that pube

[Roy S]

tote that barge

[Marco]

and saturate serge

[Jonboy]

Doris loved watersports

[Marco]

so much she

[seoirse2002]

left skid marks

[Marco]

impossible to remove

[seoirse2002]

without using vanish

[Marco]

to shift stubborn

[Artifolk]

ground in dirt

[audio39]

from her vulva

[seoirse2002]

and her volvo

[brian2957]

is she Scandinavian

[seoirse2002]

with swedish squeezebox

[Marco]

manky blonde pubes

[brian2957]

maybe ginge minge

[Mr Nad]

stuck in throat

[Marco]

whilst flicking bean

[Jonboy]

and dribbling cream

[Marco]

scoop it up

[brian2957]

and funnel it

[Marco]

past your tonsils

[Artifolk]

she'll sing incessantly

[Marco]

as you squeeze

[Jonboy]

her left nipple

[Bluedroog]

Looks familiar pert

[Roy S]

searching for luxembourg

[Mr Nad]

found Belgium instead

[Marco]

via the B11754

[seoirse2002]

and the chocolate

[Marco]

jobby-aroma skid marks

[brian2957]

are still persistent

[Marco]

...ly pongy, because

[brian2957]

soap powder ineffective

[Marco]

stench too ingrained

[brian2957]

just not natural

[Marco]

like something's died

[brian2957]

long time ago

[Marco]

now decomposing inside

[brian2957]

yer gusset area

[Marco]

gone crusty with

[seoirse2002]

young snail shells

[Alex_UK]

marinaded with garlic

[Marco]

"Marinaded"! Tut, tut...

[Jonboy]

sorry Mother, but

[Marco]

I watched you

[brian2957]

through my telescope

[Marco]

removing your tights

[brian2957]

fell off chair

[snuffbox]

something got wedged

[Mr Nad]

between my cheeks

[Jonboy]

sausage jockey Derek

[Marco]

loves a stuffing

[Mr Nad]

my ungreased fist

[Artifolk]

won't go in