Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[struth]

Flat and level

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[mad-moon]

like a hifi

[struth]

for flat earther

[mad-moon]

hairy shirt brigade

[struth]

save the whales

[Cmarzot]

said captain Ahab

[mad-moon]

As he's swallowed

[Marco]

seaman stain's cock

[Ninanina]

I am back :wave:

[walpurgis]

so you are :)

[Ninanina]

Hope everyone's well :)

[mad-moon]

has plenty water

[Cmarzot]

under the bridge

[struth]

Glug Glug glug

[Cmarzot]

pint o'gorilla ejaculate

[mad-moon]

with banana split

[struth]

where's me blender

[Cmarzot]

between her legs

[mad-moon]

salty chewing cum

[walpurgis]

creepy internet wankers

[mad-moon]

crash and burn

[walpurgis]

military spec doughnuts

[struth]

fanny craddock's doughnut

[mad-moon]

Pant in Country

[struth]

great big bloomers

[mad-moon]

cunt in pantry

[walpurgis]

gathered pervs watching

[mad-moon]

her fillet fish

[Marco]

squeezing a pish

[mad-moon]

bleaching the fish

[Marco]

in yellowy wee

[mad-moon]

That's smoked mate

[Cmarzot]

by degenerate potheads

[mad-moon]

good shit maaan..

[walpurgis]

a joint effort

[Marco]

Ronnie the Reefer

[walpurgis]

enjoying cool sounds

[Marco]

from his bum

[walpurgis]

impressively powerful trumpeting

[struth]

beans make-you toot

[mad-moon]

out your boot

[struth]

comes a car

[Marco]

shniff the fahrt-gas

[mad-moon]

it is cataclysmic

[walpurgis]

and slightly noisy

[struth]

the daily grind

[mad-moon]

pleasing the missus

[Cmarzot]

and neighbor's wife

[Marco]

in same room

[Cmarzot]

with husband watching

[Marco]

tugging his tool

[struth]

Playing the fool

[Cmarzot]

enjoys himself anyway

[mad-moon]

by joining in

[Marco]

brandishing his throbbing

[walpurgis]

pacemaker and gasping

[Marco]

at being unable

[struth]

to hit target

[mad-moon]

he'll get sacked

[struth]

babysit the penguin

[Cmarzot]

a thankless job

[struth]

youve got gold

[mad-moon]

yeah fools gold

[Cmarzot]

unacceptable payment option

[walpurgis]

cash for trash

[Marco]

sell her pussy

[walpurgis]

cheap and nasty

[Marco]

covered in crabs

[walpurgis]

and numerous scabs

[Marco]

picked-off and chewed

[mad-moon]

ready salted crisps

[Cmarzot]

Stuck inbetween foreskin

[Marco]

savour the flavour

[mad-moon]

fish and chips

[Marco]

before evening's copulating

[mad-moon]

pre shag meal

[Marco]

need yer energy

[struth]

the vernal equinox

[Marco]

precedes rampant botox

[struth]

plus some sandpaper

[mad-moon]

for her nipples

[struth]

likes a tipple

[mad-moon]

of beast milk

[struth]

semi skimmed only

[mad-moon]

nooooooo full fat

[AJSki2fly]

Cardio Vascular Disease

[mad-moon]

imminent heart failure

[struth]

huge big bang

[Marco]

from Martha's pants

[AJSki2fly]

Who is Martha?

[Marco]

BIG Martha, remember?

[struth]

Little Martha's mum

[Yomanze]

Makes nice pies.

[Cmarzot]

Squatting in field

[Yomanze]

Not mud pies

[struth]

watering the tatties

[Yomanze]

And the neeps.

[struth]

came on leaps

[mad-moon]

when pissed on

[Marco]

like a nappy

[struth]

Makes one happy

[mad-moon]

two happy too

[Cmarzot]

menage a trios

[Marco]

big nappy soakers

[User211]

bored with cocaine

[mad-moon]

She don't lie

[Marco]

about yer teeny-cock

[Cmarzot]

Itty bitty balls

[mad-moon]

and fat belly

[Marco]

propensity to phut

[mad-moon]

Tendency to fart?

[Marco]

yes, expel botty-gas

[Cmarzot]

whenever talking politics

[mad-moon]

Theresa talks shite

[Pigmy Pony]

day and night

[struth]

loses every fight

[Cmarzot]

Goes down swinging

[User211]

the dancing queen

[struth]

the prancing has-been

[walpurgis]

don't mention Rod-Stewart

[User211]

a failed dealer

[User211]

of European junk

[Marco]

flammable sex toys

[Pigmy Pony]

ladyboys looking hot

[Cmarzot]

cock n'bum fun

[walpurgis]

said celebrity arsonist

[mad-moon]

backside red raw

[Marco]

sphincter rammed open

[mad-moon]

up to elbow

[Marco]

in slippy arse-oil

[mad-moon]

in slippery arse-hole

[struth]

berg break ups

[Cmarzot]

with tranny fiancee

[Pigmy Pony]

entranced with fanny

[Marco]

fancied her granny

[mad-moon]

tranny shags granny

[Marco]

granny wants gangbanged

[mad-moon]

she wants spit-roasting

[Cmarzot]

insert hot poker

[mad-moon]

and pull hard

[Cmarzot]

on hash-filled hookah

[struth]

piped lift music

[Cmarzot]

top floor please

[Light Dependant Resistor]

a swim first

[walpurgis]

down the plughole

[mad-moon]

hole in one

[walpurgis]

ladder in other

[mad-moon]

stairway to heaven

[Cmarzot]

Watch your step

[struth]

Slide the handrail

[Cmarzot]

in and out

[mad-moon]

but preferably down

[Marco]

gobbling his cock

[Cmarzot]

and fingering his

[mad-moon]

chubby belly button

[Light Dependant Resistor]

and very large

[mad-moon]

gap between ears

[walpurgis]

little explored void

[Marco]

her barren womb

[walpurgis]

careful no handrail

[Cmarzot]

proceed with caution

[Marco]

pervs are ahead!

[Cmarzot]

pervs giving head

[Marco]

fucking the PRUDES:D

[walpurgis]

muttering keyboard cretins

[Marco]

with no life

[struth]

Trouble and strife

[mad-moon]

ball and chain

[Marco]

hen-pecked husbands unite!

[struth]

Take it out-on

[Marco]

life's pathetic failures

[walpurgis]

despised and ostracised

[Marco]

deservedly so because

[walpurgis]

their paranoia pollutes

[struth]

feet up time

[Marco]

their paranoia pollutes

their blinkered minds

[walpurgis]

they spy jealously

[Marco]

as contented people

[Cmarzot]

massive trouser bulge

[walpurgis]

as contented people

disgustedly avoid involvement

[Marco]

with unfulfilled social-misfits

[struth]

egg-and daughter night

[Cmarzot]

wearing pink-pussy hats

[Marco]

with 'pink hoods'

[mad-moon]

and flapping lips

[struth]

And Yello Cellos

[mad-moon]

with huge bellows

[struth]

Held-by big fellas

[mad-moon]

in both hands

[struth]

Was his wand

[Marco]

primed for action

[mad-moon]

ready for painting

[AJSki2fly]

Watching paint dry

[Marco]

painters are in

[struth]

hosiers are out

[Marco]

hosiery is off

[Cmarzot]

dentures are out

[struth]

plasterers are plastered

[mad-moon]

yes with plasters

[Marco]

covering carpet burns

[walpurgis]

on ranting nutter

[Marco]

who makes Tupperware

[mad-moon]

stockings and suspenders

[Cmarzot]

fistula in ano

[walpurgis]

that's a bummer

[Marco]

said the turd-burglar

[Cmarzot]

shit for brains

[mad-moon]

non compos mentis

[walpurgis]

rather bonkers too

[Cmarzot]

collects blow-up dolls

[Marco]

for regular puncturing

[Cmarzot]

a deflated life

[Marco]

and flaccid cock

[mad-moon]

soft as shite

[Marco]

useless to Wilma

[mad-moon]

Fred skin flint

[Cmarzot]

in Barney's hand

[mad-moon]

Fred's bed rocks

[Marco]

with Barney's foreskin

[Cmarzot]

Yabba dabba do

[mad-moon]

Dino mounts betty

[Cmarzot]

sporting rock hard

[walpurgis]

pieces of rock

[Cmarzot]

his Wikki leaks

[mad-moon]

with sticky liquid

[Marco]

creamy cock oil

[mad-moon]

into hen's eggs

[Cmarzot]

who came first?

[mad-moon]

The Cockerel, naturally

[struth]

well the cock

[Marco]

bulbous-headed and stiff

[struth]

or-grey and buried

[Marco]

in a bush

[struth]

near her crackling

[Marco]

hairy, hot pie

[mad-moon]

Chips and sauce

[Marco]

munching her rug

[struth]

Skippering her mug

[mad-moon]

piloting her tug

[Cmarzot]

littleman in boat

[Pigmy Pony]

drawing her curtains

[mad-moon]

Decorators are in

[Cmarzot]

all carpet munchers

[Marco]

need filming for

[struth]

Insurance and laughs

[Cmarzot]

Actuary tells jokes

[User211]

alfie bloody noakes

[mad-moon]

Get down Shep

[Marco]

yer arse stinks!

[struth]

Big stinky pants