Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[struth]

Smile, be happy.

[Scorps]

should always try

[Scorps]

could be worse

[struth]

fly with confidence

[AJSki2fly]

Whose zooming who


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[Marco]

Open your zip

[Scorps]

Let it swing

[AJSki2fly]

Low sweet chariot


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[struth]

Driver dropped his

[Scorps]

wedge in gulley

[struth]

Required a pulley

[Light Dependant Resistor]

to lift his

[Marco]

rather bulbous protuberance

[walpurgis]

for Matron's inspection

[Scorps]

inside the wheelybin

[Marco]

alas, space-constraints preventing

[Light Dependant Resistor]

Matron properly fitting

[prestonchipfryer]

the mechanical truss.

[Marco]

so she improvised

[Vince]

Made it up

[Marco]

basically, just lied

[struth]

After she sighed

[Light Dependant Resistor]

because what she

[Vince]

Faked the lot

[Light Dependant Resistor]

and instead inserted

[Marco]

a fist, right-up

[Scorps]

My ass ouch

[Light Dependant Resistor]

hours passed by

[AJSki2fly]

It wore off


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[Light Dependant Resistor]

Matrons girls waiting

[Light Dependant Resistor]

to fill gap

[Scorps]

Between your cheeks

[Marco]

and-her squirting orgasms

[Light Dependant Resistor]

gathered much praise

[Marco]

quick, catch it

[Light Dependant Resistor]

it won't smell

[AJSki2fly]

From a distance


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[Light Dependant Resistor]

of 95 km

[Marco]

it's quite creamy

[Vince]

Nice with strawberries

[AJSki2fly]

and Dom Perignon

[Marco]

with floaters in

[Vince]

Glass of bubbles

[Marco]

Oops-she's leaking again

[Vince]

Sort the plumbing

[AJSki2fly]

Quick pipe freeze


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[struth]

Ghosts are us

[AJSki2fly]

In ghost town

[Vince]

Fetch Scooby Doo

[Vince]

And Shaggy too!

[Scorps]

Don’t forget Thelma

[Marco]

she's not well-ma

[Scorps]

looks a goer

[mad-moon]

she's a whooer

[Light Dependant Resistor]

loves a good

[Marco]

hard, prolonged arse-rimming

[Frazeur1]

Tongue the bung

[Vince]

Licking the plate

[Marco]

licking the rim

[struth]

swallowing the juicy

[Marco]

raspberry quim jelly

[struth]

smeared around his

[walpurgis]

aunty's enormous blue

[Marco]

wide-gusseted bloomers, which

[struth]

Fell onto her

[Marco]

fat, cellulite-scarred thighs

[Light Dependant Resistor]

showed her shaven

[Marco]

haven, long unwashed

[Light Dependant Resistor]

hence the bloomers

[Marco]

trapping the stench

[Scorps]

Till she farted

[Marco]

creating a cocktail

[Scorps]

Like mustard gas

[Marco]

not unpleasantly tangy

[struth]

Overwhelmingly nasty smelling

[Vince]

Stinks of death

[AJSki2fly]

The Living Dead


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[Light Dependant Resistor]

The Grateful Dead

[struth]

eclectically styled angels

[prestonchipfryer]

falling, flapping frantically

[Light Dependant Resistor]

naked and proud

[AJSki2fly]

Running away quickly

[Marco]

with balls banging

[struth]

jack the tripper

[Light Dependant Resistor]

Old Mary waiting

[struth]

old typhus hands

[Vince]

Touch of death

[Marco]

injected-with deadly Nightshade

[Scorps]

High as kite

[struth]

On the ground

[Scorps]

A line of

[Marco]

Charlie, makes life

[Scorps]

Far more fun

[Marco]

than picking scabs

[Vince]

Watching pus run

[prestonchipfryer]

caressing Claudette's bean

[struth]

Before grinding it

[Vince]

Then sealing grain

[struth]

After serious strain

[Scorps]

With soft brown

[struth]

Smelly molasses coated

[Scorps]

Sticky and sweet

[AJSki2fly]

Fresh horse manure


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[Scorps]

Good for roses

[Vince]

And the tatties

[Marco]

wrapped-in old pants

[struth]

Perkin's fresh dung

[mad-moon]

from the dumper

[struth]

Green and hairy

[Vince]

The Incredible Hippy

[AJSki2fly]

That’s Timothy Leary

[Marco]

old pervy uncle

[struth]

fancied himself madly

[walpurgis]

sprained dick badly

[Marco]

spying on young

[Vince]

Hanging around playground

[Scorps]

dont go there

[Light Dependant Resistor]

getting a new

[Marco]

boyfriend, who eagerly

[prestonchipfryer]

began munching minge

[struth]

got hair lisp

[Marco]

floss your teeth

[Scorps]

Good oral hygiene

[Marco]

nice deep tonguing

[struth]

Better bungee jumping

[Marco]

in a nappy

[Light Dependant Resistor]

where everyone's happy

[AJSki2fly]

Trip to Shangri-La

[Marco]

where sweaty Betty

[Frazeur1]

bounces up-n down

[AJSki2fly]

In bouncy castle


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[Vince]

Kids going crazy

[AJSki2fly]

Space hoppers galore


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[Vince]

Computer/phone playtime nowadays

[AJSki2fly]

Space hoppers best


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[Marco]

game of twister

[mad-moon]

Twist'er which way

[Scorps]

forwards be best

[Light Dependant Resistor]

then backwards and

[Marco]

forcefully pummelled against

[Light Dependant Resistor]

a squeezing pressure

[Marco]

shouting more, MORE!

[Vince]

But wanting less

[struth]

Less of that

[Vince]

Better than Take-That

[Marco]

here, bitch, take-THAT!

[struth]

Not That, this

[Scorps]

this is wrong

[Scorps]

should b that

[struth]

Then and now

[AJSki2fly]

Past, present, future


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[Frazeur1]

Going, going, gone!

[Light Dependant Resistor]

delivered and dripping

[Marco]

her shrivelled saddlebags

[struth]

Require an oiling

[AJSki2fly]

And hard rub

[struth]

Produce a lather

[AJSki2fly]

with a sponge

[Vince]

Working up lather

[Frazeur1]

Watch the splatter

[Marco]

of-a soapy chug

[struth]

Sargent Major's favour

[Vince]

Giving strict orders

[mad-moon]

Stand to attention

[Marco]

like your trouser-snake

[Scorps]

alive n ready

[mad-moon]

smash the pasty

[Vince]

Ate all pies

[AJSki2fly]

Scoffed down mash


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[struth]

Cost some cash

[AJSki2fly]

Spuds on cheap


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[Marco]

cheap oven chips

[Vince]

Like chewing cardboard

[Marco]

or her 'pissers'

[AJSki2fly]

You mean pizza’s


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[Marco]

no, her pissflaps

[mad-moon]

look like flatbreads

[Marco]

only much fishier

[mad-moon]

Came from Wuhan

[struth]

Walter wet Wilma's

[AJSki2fly]

Harry met Sally


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[mad-moon]

in the bushes

[struth]

Daddies army G-string

[AJSki2fly]

Left to dry


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[struth]

Made for two

[AJSki2fly]

Sports car


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[Vince]

Motorcycle pillion riding

[mad-moon]

Sidecar these days

[Marco]

room for-a wank

[prestonchipfryer]

prefer a gobble

[AJSki2fly]

Turkeys are noisy


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[prestonchipfryer]

nice flaps though

[AJSki2fly]

Flaps up, take-off

[mad-moon]

Bernard's shot it

[AJSki2fly]

Into the pot

[struth]

it went plop

[AJSki2fly]

then, gobble, gobble


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[Marco]

as she sucked

[AJSki2fly]

A big lolly


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[Marco]

hard, juicy and

[mad-moon]

Loadsa orange flavour

[AJSki2fly]

You’ve been Tango’d


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[Marco]

she's been ROGERED

[Vince]

Over and out

[Marco]

flaps-stretched beyond recognition

[mad-moon]

with buffalo hide

[struth]

Me lady's saddle

[AJSki2fly]

On the side

[struth]

A big carrot

[Vince]

In the nosebag

[mad-moon]

donkey's favourite nosh

[AJSki2fly]

Packet of Polos

[mad-moon]

Shirts for donkeys

[struth]

donkey with rosette

[mad-moon]

Rosette rides donkeys

[mad-moon]

On Blackpool Beach

[Marco]

dogging in-the carpark

[prestonchipfryer]

juicy bobbing bums

[struth]

m'lady's flower garden

[Scorps]

Too many flowers

[struth]

Makes Georgina sneeze

[Marco]

popping out tampon

[struth]

Popping-it in mary

[Marco]

wrong way round

[struth]

Surely not, bugger

[Scorps]

just try again

[Scorps]

might like both

[struth]

Cheap as chips

[AJSki2fly]

A great bargain


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[Marco]

she loves both

[Light Dependant Resistor]

of her puppies

[mad-moon]

Her Hush Puppies

[Marco]

her pert pappies

[Scorps]

not so pert

[prestonchipfryer]

bloated, wobbling flesh

[Vince]

Tits to knees

[Marco]

heaving with titty-juice

[struth]

kneads good milking

[Marco]

drain them dry

[struth]

Oil them up

[mad-moon]

fry medium rare

[struth]

chocolate cream bar

[AJSki2fly]

Walnut Whip Cream

[Marco]

A dairy 'smegma-special'

[struth]

Milky choco drink

[walpurgis]

OK. Who blew-off?

[struth]

it was me

[walpurgis]

really bad one

[Light Dependant Resistor]

don't follow through

[Marco]

think I have:o