Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[walpurgis]

with persecution mania

[Marco]

and erectile disfunction

[mad-moon]

a useless cock

[walpurgis]

ignominious failure beckons

[Cmarzot]

redeemed by tongue-action

[mad-moon]

on her lips

[Cmarzot]

like in loose

[mad-moon]

like wizard's sleeve

[Marco]

infused with candida

[User211]

Watch Kung Fury

https://youtu.be/bS5P_LAqiVg

[mad-moon]

rice and chips

[Marco]

before meaningless copulating

[walpurgis]

in government sponsored

[Marco]

viagra experiments, which

[mad-moon]

stops old men

[mad-moon]

rolling off bed

[Marco]

with balls full

[Light Dependant Resistor]

Old Mary watches

[Marco]

old Andy's shrivelled

[mad-moon]

old man stiffen

[Marco]

wot-a purple-headed walloper!

[mad-moon]

blood filled truncheon

[Cmarzot]

tumescent night stick

[mad-moon]

Hen's on promise.

[Marco]

while she's wet

[Cmarzot]

panty stain developing

[Marco]

on cotton gusset

[mad-moon]

where she's gushing

[Cmarzot]

tourniquet applied around

[mad-moon]

her beef lips

[Cmarzot]

true MILF maid

[Marco]

wearing granny panties

[walpurgis]

over lady gimpsuit

[Cmarzot]

discovers hidden talent

[walpurgis]

in bicycle saddlebag

[Marco]

bypassing the cellulite-scars

[Light Dependant Resistor]

all is revealed

[User211]

Jock Strap 94.

[walpurgis]

amusing conversation piece

[Marco]

a 2-inch floppy

[mad-moon]

which wobbles constantly

[walpurgis]

like Nanna's knockers

[Marco]

dried-up and drooping

[Cmarzot]

into her soup

[Marco]

imparting crucial moisture

[Cmarzot]

to otherwise bland

[Marco]

mammaries, long since

[mad-moon]

gone down south

[Marco]

diddy-rides still possible

[Cmarzot]

say neighborhood midgets

[mad-moon]

all seven up

[Cmarzot]

have full sized

[mad-moon]

2 litre bottles

[Cmarzot]

full've tobacco sputum

[mad-moon]

coughed from lungs

[Marco]

chew-it, and savour

[mad-moon]

the baccy flavour

[Marco]

spent fag sputum

[mad-moon]

spit or swallow

[Cmarzot]

working girl's dilemma

[Marco]

glug or gobble?

[struth]

swing that thing

[walpurgis]

angle the dangle

[Cmarzot]

gong the dong

[mad-moon]

on her thong

[struth]

What a pong

[Marco]

a minging minge

[struth]

with-a sexy fringe

[mad-moon]

ginger with freckles

[Ninanina]

not good look...

[mad-moon]

exactly, bad luck

[Ninanina]

It is indeed....

[Marco]

thongs are crap

[Ninanina]

you need hi-legs..

[Marco]

cotton or silk?

[Ninanina]

silk so sexy...

[Marco]

black or white?

[Ninanina]

white for me...

[Ninanina]

or maybe cream... :eek:

[walpurgis]

cummy camo cammies :lol:

[Ninanina]

not sexy though...

[Marco]

white undies are

[Ninanina]

so very pure...

[Marco]

your common choice

[Ninanina]

it is indeed...

[Marco]

ditto for Del

[Ninanina]

Del has class....

[Marco]

white knickers girlies(lol):D

[mad-moon]

in crotchless knickerbockers

[Ninanina]

glory of the....

[Marco]

white hi legs:eyebrows:

[Ninanina]

with a tan...

[Ninanina]

absolutely no thongs...

[Marco]

or G-strings, just

[Light Dependant Resistor]

imagining what they

[Ninanina]

Because they're nasty.. (Marco!)

[Ninanina]

imagining what they

are like though

[Marco]

not very comfy (so I'm told, lol)

[Ninanina]

Very very uncomfy....

[Ninanina]

ouchy very ouchy....

[Marco]

unlike nice white

[Ninanina]

knickers that are...

[mad-moon]

Bridget Jones belly-warmers

[Ninanina]

I can't comment..

[Ninanina]

Sloggies best knickers.... :eyebrows:

[Cmarzot]

selling on eBay

[mad-moon]

used and soiled

[Cmarzot]

100 percent organic

[mad-moon]

microwave full power

[Marco]

to dissolve skidmarks

[Cmarzot]

retains all nutrients

[Marco]

savoured by connoisseurs

[Light Dependant Resistor]

bottled world wide

[mad-moon]

of fine elastic

[Marco]

a gourmet of-gusset

[struth]

Threads and curlies

[walpurgis]

irredeemably devoid of

[struth]

Any proper hygiene

[Marco]

including free snail-trails

[struth]

And monkey paw-prints

[walpurgis]

down Matron's stockings

[struth]

With orange tang

[mad-moon]

right turn clyde

[walpurgis]

feel lucky punk?

[mad-moon]

well do ya?

[Marco]

make my day!

[mad-moon]

I reckon so

[Marco]

promises, promises, shweety...

[mad-moon]

nag nag nag

[Marco]

not tonight, Josephine

[Cmarzot]

you talk dirty

[mad-moon]

waddaya mean Harry?

[Marco]

I'm Holly, not-Harry

[Cmarzot]

hi there, hairy

[Marco]

my 'flower' is

[struth]

gently weeping alas

[Marco]

after being rammed

[Cmarzot]

by fire hose

[mad-moon]

Hose or jose?

[Cmarzot]

wants first go

[mad-moon]

up the ladder

[Marco]

of her tights

[mad-moon]

stairway to heaven

[Cmarzot]

stairway of gold

[walpurgis]

descent into depravity

[mad-moon]

get on down:dance:

[Cmarzot]

yo knees sucka

[struth]

blowing my trumpet

[walpurgis]

don't give two-hoots

[mad-moon]

a mute owl

[Cmarzot]

who, says so?

[mad-moon]

the tailors manager

[Cmarzot]

finds gerbil inside

[mad-moon]

large boa constrictor

[Marco]

inside ma pantz

[mad-moon]

Then you woke-up

[Cmarzot]

sucking your own

[Frazeur1]

blow the load

[mad-moon]

wrong size fuse

[Cmarzot]

It's shocking really (007)

[walpurgis]

electric chair recliner

[mad-moon]

roll on two

[struth]

Slice your dice

[mad-moon]

corn bread boss

[Cmarzot]

makes good company

[mad-moon]

with baked beans

[walpurgis]

poured into pants

[mad-moon]

over meat balls

[Cmarzot]

Swedish foreplay ritual

[mad-moon]

Mamma mia mama

[Marco]

Che grande cazzo!

[mad-moon]

ok fat cock

[Cmarzot]

show your stuff

[mad-moon]

get it out

[Audio Al]

It's f-ing cold

[Marco]

making it wilt

[Audio Al]

It has withdrawn :santa:

[Marco]

until 'made angry'

[Cmarzot]

by careless zipper

[Marco]

strangely became excited

[Cmarzot]

by all t'blood

[mad-moon]

pumping through it

[Cmarzot]

canceled Viagra prescription

[mad-moon]

A hard decision

[Cmarzot]

was scared stiff

[Marco]

of his shank

[Cmarzot]

warts and all

[mad-moon]

not playing ball

[Cmarzot]

Lance Armstrong declared

[mad-moon]

Good shit dude

[struth]

smokin' hot man

[mad-moon]

yeah it's chili

[struth]

emma hamilton's pussy

[mad-moon]

yip, frosty knickers

[struth]

all fur 'n-spam

[mad-moon]

She's posh, Pek

[Cmarzot]

like Victoria's Secret

[mad-moon]

she loved sausage

[Light Dependant Resistor]

Another-day, Another sausage

[walpurgis]

said Matron, sighing

[Marco]

as she unzipped

[walpurgis]

the Bishop's tackle

[Cmarzot]

didn't measure up

[walpurgis]

Balls...........are round

[struth]

balls....are blue

[walpurgis]

tasty in stew

[mad-moon]

and alfie too

[Marco]

drain your sack

[mad-moon]

blow your stack

[Cmarzot]

all y'money too

[mad-moon]

sex drugs rock-n-roll

[Light Dependant Resistor]

ride em cowboy

[mad-moon]

yippee kiy ay

[Marco]

going in, ball-deep

[mad-moon]

into the pit

[Marco]

negotiating weeping pustules

[Cmarzot]

drained of all

[Marco]

rancid, suppurating puss

[Cmarzot]

Starbuck's new flavor

[mad-moon]

long Poontang twatucinno

[Marco]

was doctor's prognosis

[mad-moon]

with chocolate shavings

[Cmarzot]

white girls too

[mad-moon]

can also jump

[Frazeur1]

be quite plump

[mad-moon]

don't hit bone

[Cmarzot]

daddy's push'n cushion

[mad-moon]

lovin' the shovin'

[Marco]

showz yer muffin

[mad-moon]

no jam thanks..

[Cmarzot]

cup cake cutie

[mad-moon]

not a beauty

[AJSki2fly]

Just a beast

[walpurgis]

saddle sniffers anonymous

[Marco]

raid a washing-line

[mad-moon]

Wrexham knicker thief

[walpurgis]

finally caught and

[mad-moon]

services communities ladies

[Marco]

connoisseur of gussets

[mad-moon]

and Aldi russets

[Marco]

a nice pair

[mad-moon]

of big melons..

[Marco]

devoid of moisture

[mad-moon]

no titty milk

[Marco]

it's gone off

[mad-moon]

to better pastures

[Cmarzot]

bearded areola festival

[walpurgis]

oops, mega shitblast

[Cmarzot]

clear the room

[walpurgis]

duck for cover