Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Vince]

Or perhaps pricked

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[struth]

sweet corn whiskey

[mad-moon]

Sweet Felicity Arkwright

[Vince]

Sweet fuck all

[mad-moon]

Fuck all sweeties

[AJSki2fly]

Cluck a duck

[Pigmy Pony]

Jerk a turkey

[struth]

satchmo aint-no jive

[mad-moon]

Playing take five

[Marco]

whilst taking one-up

[mad-moon]

The trouser leg

[mad-moon]

Wayne Rooney Fucktard

[Marco]

Coleen likes cock

[mad-moon]

At 30% reduction

[Marco]

on good days

[mad-moon]

Seven deadly sins

[struth]

thou shalt not

[mad-moon]

Be greedy cunts

[Marco]

monopolising Big-Brenda's boobs

[mad-moon]

with my tongue

[Frazeur1]

Who's Big Brenda

[Marco]

The local bike

[Frazeur1]

The local hog?

[AJSki2fly]

Harley on beans

[mad-moon]

Egg and Chips

[struth]

Lady on gentleman

[Vince]

She's always right

[Marco]

but talks shite

[mad-moon]

Even your missus?

[mad-moon]

Be very careful

[struth]

Don't tell truth

[Vince]

Bend the truth

[struth]

Babble incoherently like

[mad-moon]

Reverend Ian Paisley

[AJSki2fly]

Monster raving looney

[Vince]

They're all looneys

[mad-moon]

In Cherry knowle

[Vince]

Broadmoor's the 'Bin'

[Marco]

Oh-look, there's Wilma!

[AJSki2fly]

No it’s Dino

[Marco]

sporting a stiffy!

[struth]

Hard as nails

[mad-moon]

It's good glue

[struth]

Twenty one sticks

[AJSki2fly]

Gorilla super glue

[struth]

Apes a poppin'

[Made in 1968]

Planet of Apes

[AJSki2fly]

Humans on Earth

[struth]

Being cheeky minkeys

[Vince]

Acting the Goat!

[Marco]

Bang a goat!

[Made in 1968]

Bang and Olufsen

[prestonchipfryer]

steak and kidney

[Made in 1968]

Bangers & Mash

[mad-moon]

Toad in hole

[AJSki2fly]

Yum, yum, yum

[mad-moon]

Tasty, very tasty

[Made in 1968]

Meat & two-veg :eyebrows:

[struth]

makes great pies

[Marco]

moist and hairy

[Ninanina]

slippy and smoothie

[AJSki2fly]

Like jellied eels

[Ninanina]

that's just yucky

[Made in 1968]

slippery when wet

[Marco]

a soiled gusset

[Ninanina]

don't wear em

[struth]

Pubic learning post

[Made in 1968]

Public warning notice

[AJSki2fly]

Political correctness information

[Marco]

let the-beaver breathe

[mad-moon]

after removing cock... (erm.. I mean cork)

[AJSki2fly]

Have a sniff

[Marco]

of her flange

[struth]

stitched up curtains

[Marco]

barbecue beef-flavoured

[Made in 1968]

smokey tampon selection

[AJSki2fly]

Pass the bucket

[Made in 1968]

Pass the parcel

[Marco]

pull the string

[Made in 1968]

Fill the hole

[Vince]

Join the gap

[struth]

Mind the pap

[mad-moon]

big cow pat

[Vince]

With lovely woodchip

[AJSki2fly]

Magnolia wall covering

[Vince]

Artexed head-toe

[Made in 1968]

Polystyrene Ceiling tiles

[Vince]

Huge skirting board

[AJSki2fly]

Architrave around doors

[walpurgis]

keeps falling off

[struth]

The mechanical bull

[AJSki2fly]

Bucking Bronco bruise

[mad-moon]

On arse cheeks

[Pigmy Pony]

sore sweet breads

[prestonchipfryer]

red and swollen

[Vince]

Achy bracky balls

[walpurgis]

nothing sensible here

[Marco]

apart from Claudette's

[Frazeur1]

Gaping nasty bum

[struth]

Begging for some

[Marco]

fun with rum

[prestonchipfryer]

slurping, but gagging

[Vince]

Tastes like vomit

[struth]

A sick post

[walpurgis]

puke all over

[AJSki2fly]

The toilet pan

[Marco]

sample the water

[mad-moon]

Better than rum

[struth]

Mum's hairy son

[mad-moon]

It's cousin ITT

[AJSki2fly]

Bigfoot walks again

[struth]

more of-a crawl

[Marco]

He's been shot

[walpurgis]

in the arse

[mad-moon]

nic his cheeks

[prestonchipfryer]

Ding his ring.

[Marco]

flick her bean

[AJSki2fly]

Bean n’ done’it

[prestonchipfryer]

with Claudette yesterday

[Marco]

she squirted, too..

[mad-moon]

her water pistol

[prestonchipfryer]

quenching Claude's thirst

[Marco]

for man's milk

[mad-moon]

from flesh tap

[Marco]

extra-creamy 'Purple Top'

[mad-moon]

A new line

[Marco]

in feminine orgasmic

[prestonchipfryer]

squelching and dripping

[AJSki2fly]

Alien bursts forth

[walpurgis]

but came fifth

[AJSki2fly]

Must be prequal

[mad-moon]

Things being equal

[Vince]

Action and reaction

[mad-moon]

One causing other

[AJSki2fly]

Where you to

[mad-moon]

the Breech friend

[AJSki2fly]

Short pants promise[emoji6]

[mad-moon]

you bad lad

[AJSki2fly]

Short and tight

[Vince]

Long and loose

[Marco]

was her 'hood'

[mad-moon]

Boys are in

[AJSki2fly]

the back room

[Vince]

Having a stoppyback, Geordie for lock in

[AJSki2fly]

3 words only:)

[Marco]

tongue my sphincter

[AJSki2fly]

Dirty little beast

[Vince]

Whatever suits you

[AJSki2fly]

Suits you sir

[twickers]

Cock needs washing

[Marco]

smell da cheese

[mad-moon]

The Gorgon Zola

[AJSki2fly]

Nasty snake cheese

[Marco]

mature bell-end Gouda

[Vince]

Purple-headed custard chucker

[Vince]

Shaka baby maka

[Ninanina]

A little one...

[mad-moon]

Babies are little

[AJSki2fly]

lumps of pooh

[Marco]

stuck to pan

[prestonchipfryer]

But exceedingly tasty

[Marco]

if allowed to

[Vince]

China would devour

[AJSki2fly]

crispy Peking duck

[Marco]

in preference to

[walpurgis]

a boot in

[Marco]

the boz from

[walpurgis]

pissed off Matron

[Puffin]

pissed up moron

[Marco]

on cheeky Vimtos

[mad-moon]

The boy's fruity

[AJSki2fly]

Strutting Karma Chameleon

[mad-moon]

Who said that?

[AJSki2fly]

Michael Moorcock did

[struth]

the mouth did

[AJSki2fly]

In which book?

[Vince]

Big book O'lies

[AJSki2fly]

The Iron Orchid

[Vince]

The biblical fairytale

[struth]

King of Kings

[Light Dependant Resistor]

and still farting

[mad-moon]

Big-Daddy, junior, Spook

[AJSki2fly]

Expelling smelly odours

[Marco]

from her sweaty-tights

[AJSki2fly]

over his face

[Marco]

inhaling the musky

[prestonchipfryer]

yet enormously satisfying

[Frazeur1]

pink queefer stench

[Marco]

of 'ripe' gusset

[Vince]

Running down leg

[Marco]

signalling acute incontinence

[AJSki2fly]

dripping on floor

[struth]

like chicken fat

[Marco]

rather strangely oily...

[AJSki2fly]

Bish bash bosh

[Marco]

wife's talking tosh

[struth]

Tosh pumping wife

[mad-moon]

with man fat

[Marco]

why-keep writing that?:scratch:

[struth]

kissing her grits

[Marco]

draining her tits

[mad-moon]

Of rancid vinegar

[struth]

in downtown Tahiti

[mad-moon]

All that Grafitti

[Vince]

Art by Banksy

[AJSki2fly]

Spray on wall

[Marco]

Wrexham Crew, ya-bass!

[struth]

large ugly protrusion

[Marco]

mother-in-law's fat head

[struth]

makes everyone laugh

[Vince]

Some may cry

[AJSki2fly]

Others weep fearfully

[struth]

others call marco

[AJSki2fly]

Holding their noses

[struth]

Touching their toes

[mad-moon]

In the shower

[Vince]

Bending for soap!

[struth]

Causing slippery slope

[Vince]

Back to wall

[mad-moon]

Blindfold or hood

[AJSki2fly]

Run like hell

[Light Dependant Resistor]

Comfortably Numb inside

[Marco]

excluding outer protuberances

[struth]

Breaking wild wind

[Marco]

farting is healthy!

[struth]

Thar' she blows

[Marco]

I-can shmell it:eyebrows:

[struth]

im wearing it

[Marco]

rightly with pride!

[Light Dependant Resistor]

farting without reservation

[Marco]

release 'the beast'...

[mad-moon]

Not playing out

[Marco]

squeeze bit harder

[mad-moon]

and squirt milk

[Marco]

from pert titties

[mad-moon]

On ones penis

[Marco]

a nice diddy-ride

[Light Dependant Resistor]

followed by a

[Vince]

Jolly good spanking

[AJSki2fly]

bend over there

[mad-moon]

Bend over Where?

[Marco]

Bev's lap, NOW!

[struth]

She's a lapdancer?

[Marco]

Didn't you know?

[struth]

A dancing queen

[Marco]

in bare feet

[AJSki2fly]

Walking on rice-paper

[mad-moon]

Quiet as Grasshopper

[AJSki2fly]

Master Po listens

[Pigmy Pony]

burnt me forearms!