Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[seoirse2002]

into the orifice

[Mr Nad]

without some resistance

[Marco]

use a nail-gun

[WOStantonCS100]

and buckle boots

[Jonboy]

complete with spurs

[Marco]

make her red-raw

[Alex_UK]

ride 'em cowboy

[seoirse2002]

without the horse

[Mr Nad]

without the whores

[seoirse2002]

or the donkeys

[Jonboy]

muffin the mule

[snuffbox]

buttering the crumpet

(you lot are bloody disgusting)

[Jonboy]

hark at her

[Mr Nad]

ring my bell

[Roy S]

press my buttons

[Alex_UK]

flick the bean

[Roy S]

rub the prostate

[Marco]

inhale the discharge

[Jonboy]

lumpy custard thrush

[seoirse2002]

a birdy poo

[Marco]

with creamy consistency

[seoirse2002]

but cottage cheesy

[Alex_UK]

bright and breezy

[Roy S]

hard and veiny

[Marco]

not very brainy

[seoirse2002]

up the lane..ee

[Marco]

for a jump

[Jonboy]

with the doggers

[Marco]

in Leeds' car-parks

[Mr Nad]

front seat fumble

[Marco]

back seat rumble

[Mr Nad]

willy-dribble humble

[Marco]

pish-splash rash

[seoirse2002]

leather and lash

[Bluedroog]

Perfect Sunday afternoon.

[Roy S]

tea at Mum's

[Mr Nad]

with sister, too

[Marco]

Mmm... Ménage-à-Trois

[Jonboy]

threes a crowd

[Marco]

leave girls to

[Roy S]

hide the savaloy

[Marco]

charge the batteries

[Jonboy]

buzz baby buzz

[Marco]

tease the rim

[Mr Nad]

pluck the curlies

[Roy S]

wax the crack

[prestonchipfryer]

grease her hole

[seoirse2002]

out with pole

[Marco]

big-as-an-ice lolly

[seoirse2002]

or pork sword

[prestonchipfryer]

meaty and tasty

[seoirse2002]

crackling on top

[Jonboy]

Spit roast preferred

[seoirse2002]

so I heard

[Artifolk]

more malicious gossip

[Mr Nad]

salacious tongues wagging

[Artifolk]

character assassination abound

[Mr Nad]

shoot the messenger

[Marco]

then fuck her

[realysm42]

in the ear

[Marco]

with a spear

[Jonboy]

Pork dagger's better

[Marco]

she likes pain

[seoirse2002]

and golden rain

[Marco]

poured down her

[brian2957]

from great heights

[seoirse2002]

into her tights

[brian2957]

seen some sights

[seoirse2002]

on drunken nights

[brian2957]

in between fights

[Marco]

sex during flights

[seoirse2002]

mile high club

[Marco]

podger an air-hostess

[realysm42]

hope it crashes

[seoirse2002]

like your pc

[Roy S]

love your microwave

[Mr Nad]

on high power

[Marco]

pop-yer-cock-in

[brian2957]

burnt popped cock

[seoirse2002]

red and rare

[brian2957]

skint and bare

[Roy S]

mummy kiss better

[seoirse2002]

on french letter

[Jonboy]

ribbed to excite

[Marco]

more like fright! :wowzer:

[seoirse2002]

safe against shite

[prestonchipfryer]

mine's broke, bollocks!

[Mr Nad]

hairy and hoary

[Jonboy]

part those pubes

[Artifolk]

flick the bean

[Mr Nad]

grease the pole

[seoirse2002]

for the flag

[prestonchipfryer]

flapping with pride

[seoirse2002]

and with lips

[Mr Nad]

puckered and prepared

[seoirse2002]

to eat sausage

[bogle111]

pies at Scalford

[seoirse2002]

bangers in Bangor

[Mr Nad]

what in sCUNThorpe?

[seoirse2002]

and in cockfosters

[Mr Nad]

and Pratts Bottom

[seoirse2002]

and wooky hole

[bogle111]

In SixMileBottom country?

[seoirse2002]

Minge Lane, Worcestershire

[Mr Nad]

Hampton Court - ouch!

[Puffin]

Jefferies Passage (Guildford - honest):eyebrows:

[seoirse2002]

Fanny Hands Lane (lincs)

[prestonchipfryer]

Wank-a-fanny

[seoirse2002]

Pennycomequick Hill, Plymouth

[Mr Nad]

Cockmannings Lane, Chelsfield

[Mr Nad]

Shirley's Avenue, Orpington

[seoirse2002]

ButtHole Road, Yorkshire

[realysm42]

O hai guyz

[Mr Nad]

sailor's horn pipe

[brian2957]

the golden rivet

[prestonchipfryer]

nice tight fit

[seoirse2002]

bang one end

[Marco]

rusty end first

[Rare Bird]

oil those nuts

[seoirse2002]

prepare the orifice

[Rare Bird]

T minus encounting

[Marco]

remove soiled scanties

[Rare Bird]

pressurized first stage

[Mr Nad]

bulging pipe ruptures

[Roy S]

fetch duct tape

[Mr Nad]

hold it together

[Jonboy]

clench those buttocks

[Marco]

imminent arse splatter...

[prestonchipfryer]

... dripping with shite

[Marco]

replete with 'raisins'

[seoirse2002]

and angel delight

[Marco]

with 'bits' in

[Mr Nad]

crunchy and chewy

[Marco]

like diseased flesh

[prestonchipfryer]

gangerous and stinking

[Jonboy]

like my helmet

[prestonchipfryer]

pass the sauce . . .

[seoirse2002]

full of meringue

[Marco]

and jellied clots

[seoirse2002]

with crispy snots

[Marco]

you love lots

[tommy6206]

of botty spots

[seoirse2002]

and hairy slots

[tommy6206]

and cums alot

[Alex_UK]

said Sir Lancelot

[tommy6206]

who shits alot

[Marco]

into his pot

[seoirse2002]

after a trot

[prestonchipfryer]

full of snot

[Marco]

Let's shag Dot!

[Jonboy]

said Cedrick Perkins

[seoirse2002]

with his gherkins

[prestonchipfryer]

Claudette was jealous

[Marco]

as Geoffrey's gherkin

[seoirse2002]

was fully workin'

[Marco]

but lacked girth

[Puffin]

Take the Clunge

[brian2957]

make the plunge

[Marco]

into the discharge

[prestonchipfryer]

maggots feeding frenetically

[Jonboy]

whilst practising necrophilia

[Marco]

on a Wednesday

[Alex_UK]

Black or Ash?

[Jonboy]

Pink or brown?

[Roy S]

AC or DC?

[Puffin]

goof or woof

[Roy S]

passé or au-contraire

[Marco]

back-end or front-end

[Mr Nad]

both at once

[Reid Malenfant]

looking-like a threesome

[Marco]

grab the handcuffs!

[Roy S]

oil the buttplugs

[Marco]

lube the 'entry-points'

[Roy S]

Grease the poopdeck

[brian2957]

say goodnight vienna

[Jonboy]

and hello sailor

[Roy S]

to horse-on wheels

[Marco]

before the drugs

[Roy S]

after the goldrush

[Marco]

before the herpes

[seoirse2002]

dont forget thrush

[Mr Nad]

or the cock

[seoirse2002]

a doodle do

[Marco]

she swallowed as

[seoirse2002]

a glutenous goo

[Marco]

dribbled from her

[RobbieGong]

dare I say :eek:

[prestonchipfryer]

shredded pouting pussy

[seoirse2002]

we're not fussy

[Marco]

if it's fusty

[seoirse2002]

or even musty

[RobbieGong]

humming or aromatic

[Marco]

mildly rancid or

[Mr Nad]

totally and utterly

[Roy S]

devoid of pubes

[prestonchipfryer]

with huge flaps

[Roy S]

hanging past knees

[Jonboy]

clit like-a radish

[Mr Nad]

pierced as well

[Marco]

rusted in situ

[Roy S]

WD40 and twiddle

[seoirse2002]

3in1 and fiddle

[Roy S]

KY and spittle

[realysm42]

on my nipple

[Marco]

attached to clamps

[Jonboy]

power them up

[Mr Nad]

mains frequency buzz

[seoirse2002]

from pubic fuzz

[Jonboy]

prefer a brazilion

[Marco]

creates less dandruff

[seoirse2002]

smooth on tongue

[Roy S]

waxed to perfection

[prestonchipfryer]

enormous eye-watering erection

[RobbieGong]

bursting for insertion

[Roy S]

Thar she blows!

[RobbieGong]

Ecstacy of release

[Jonboy]

the droop begins

[realysm42]

got a tissue?

[RobbieGong]

will need loads

[realysm42]

not an issue

[Marco]

mop-up the man-cream

[prestonchipfryer]

wipe in clean

[Marco]

rolling the residue

[prestonchipfryer]

into a fag

[seoirse2002]

or a hag

[Marco]

pump her dry

[prestonchipfryer]

shag her ragged

[Marco]

oozing fanny splatter

[Roy S]

she's a squirter!

[Marco]

a juicy Jaffa

[Artifolk]

with rolling eyes

[Mr Nad]

thinking of England

[RobbieGong]

second wind whacker

[Marco]

nappy soaker wearer

[Mr Nad]

Tena for men

[Roy S]

Fiver for ladies

[Marco]

£2.50 for Natalie ;)

[Jonboy]

i'm free sweetie

[realysm42]

Whore or bargain?

[Marco]

He's a tart

[seoirse2002]

and he farts

[Roy S]

the trumpet voluntary

[Marco]

smells like drains

[Jonboy]

must be me

[Marco]

and your rancid-arse

[prestonchipfryer]

belching columns of-shite

[Marco]

caught inside crisp-bags

[prestonchipfryer]

salt 'n crap-flavour

[RobbieGong]

No thanks mam

[seoirse2002]

use the can