Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[struth]

as it does

[r100]

ruffle some feathers

[struth]

ride the ostrich

[walpurgis]

head in sand

[Marco]

like Richard Dunn

[struth]

like Richard Dunn

Have to ban-you

[Marco]

for being naughty

[Oddball]

or tan you

[struth]

like a spanking

[r100]

on the soft

[struth]

cheeky mounds of

[walpurgis]

clean shaved pink

[Andrei]

hams that are

[walpurgis]

so tender and

[Oddball]

full of meaty

[walpurgis]

promise of bouncy

[struth]

green vegetable juice

[Marco]

Pungent flap jelly

[r100]

or wobbly nuggets

[Marco]

are delicacies in

[Oddball]

Outer Mongolian cathouses

[Marco]

where morbid things

[Oddball]

Necrophilia for beginners

[Oddball]

doesn't happen only

[walpurgis]

in Sunday school

[Marco]

where teachers unzip

[Oddball]

lady teeches garments

[Marco]

and expose unusual

[r100]

hieroglyphs all over

[walpurgis]

fungus like nodules

[struth]

like elderly Yak

[Oddball]

horns and tits

[Marco]

protruding from peepholes

[struth]

and bum holes

[Marco]

forced wide-open by

[Oddball]

flying bats on

[struth]

M And N's

[Ninanina]

nice and crunchy

[struth]

Tasting of nuts

[Oddball]

red or green

[Marco]

flick her bean

[struth]

pink and clean

[Marco]

don't be mean

[struth]

sure she's keen

[Marco]

that's old Jean

[struth]

gimme Jeans genes

[Marco]

she's wearing them

[struth]

on her tongue

[Marco]

Jean was always

[struth]

queen of hearts

[Oddball]

rhymes with pharts

[r100]

and with darts

[walpurgis]

or private parts

[struth]

must be covered

[Marco]

with a nappy

[struth]

to stop pampering

[Oddball]

or pervy tampering

[Marco]

with her knickers

[struth]

twisted like sisters

[Oddball]

stained by misters

[struth]

...and sergeant majors

[Marco]

all sporting ragers

[Oddball]

slap my thigh

[struth]

stroking his swagger-stick

[Marco]

maximising its rigidity

[Oddball]

till it blows

[twickers]

for rear entry

[struth]

speakerphone with buzzer

[Oddball]

its good to

[walpurgis]

avoid being bad

[struth]

tickling Nancy's fancy

[Marco]

Nancy's beard was

[Oddball]

down between her

[struth]

knees due to

[Marco]

a massive cellulite

[struth]

injection between her

[Oddball]

rumpy pumpy area

[struth]

causing double buttock-sandwich

[Oddball]

which is nice

[struth]

for the eating

[r100]

prefer battered sausages

[Oddball]

or battered fish

[struth]

which makes swimming....

[walpurgis]

as wet as

[struth]

steamed haddock tripes

[Oddball]

wearing vertical stripes

[Marco]

no gripes, she's

[Oddball]

full of salty

[r100]

cod swimming around

[Oddball]

and man tadpoles

[Marco]

leaving fishy residues

[Oddball]

a fish soup

[Marco]

her bathwater resembled

[Oddball]

Grimsby docks on

[Marco]

a bad day

[Oddball]

at black rock

[Marco]

Where Martha removed

[struth]

two big stones

[Oddball]

and a hampton

[struth]

wick by sawing

[Marco]

her feet off

[Oddball]

which was nice

[Marco]

saves on shoes

[struth]

and nut crackers

[Marco]

wrapped around his

[Oddball]

extra large brazils

[Oddball]

buy 2 get

[Jac Hawk]

a sack free

[Andrei]

of nuts that

[Oddball]

a squirrel hoarded

[Marco]

A nutty sack

[struth]

covering old butt

[Marco]

wrinkled, scabby and

[struth]

sagging like a

[Marco]

discarded old chapati

[Oddball]

the bloated fatty

[struth]

Fast food restaurant

[r100]

dripping with oil

[struth]

Salt and saucy

[Marco]

waitresses, each wearing

[Oddball]

garters made from

[Marco]

the bones of

[struth]

a conger eel

[Marco]

long, thick 'n' slippy

[Oddball]

and suspenders made

[Marco]

you go bald

[Jimbo]

way down below.

[Marco]

with pointed head

[User211]

system = shite

[r100]

Whatisthat?

[Marco]

an old bloke

[Oddball]

likes a poke

[r100]

hand a rope

[struth]

or a coke

[Marco]

I love toilets

[r100]

overflowing with greenish

[r100]

horror avatars coming

[Marco]

flashing my mac

[r100]

in the sunlight

[struth]

of my life

[r100]

extracting the essence

[Marco]

from various penises

[r100]

of gigantic proportions

[Marco]

not his, though

[r100]

rather leaky and

[struth]

damp re drips

[Marco]

unable to rise

[r100]

with viagra(tm) anything

[Oddball]

hhhhmm toilet blocks

[r100]

cook your socks

[Oddball]

posh urinal rocks

[Marco]

perfect for total-cocks

[Oddball]

said Charlie Chaplin

[Oddball]

to the actress

[Marco]

housing his full-length

[Oddball]

walking-stick with ease

[struth]

including rubbery end

[Marco]

floppy and mis-shaped

[Oddball]

wwwwooooo said Tinkerbelle

[Marco]

That'll need stiffened

[r100]

with liquid nitrogen

[Oddball]

and a thrashing

[Marco]

across your buttocks

[Oddball]

nettles and holly

[Ninanina]

itchy and scratchy..

[Oddball]

in your snatchey

[Marco]

rub it fast

[Oddball]

make it last

[r100]

then shoot fast

[struth]

out-of the holster

[Marco]

A big weapon

[Oddball]

make my day

[Oddball]

said Clit Eastwood

[struth]

to Belle-End Wood

[Oddball]

turn right Clyde

[Marco]

showz yer stiffy

[struth]

Melbourne arm shuffle

[Oddball]

gives muscle cramps

[struth]

To-a brass monkey

[Oddball]

dragging a welder

[struth]

Into twenteth century

[Marco]

where his helmet

[struth]

Was well oiled

[Marco]

causing copious leakage

[struth]

Around the opening

[Marco]

of his Jap's eye

[struth]

Watering with joy

[Oddball]

wetting his pants

[Marco]

with gay abandon

[Oddball]

mincing around while

[struth]

covering his potatoes

[Marco]

with a feather

[Andrei]

from a sparrow

[struth]

hawk faced smile

[walpurgis]

painted on with

[Ninanina]

a sable brush

[struth]

and pink lippy

[Marco]

applied to his

[struth]

Huge target area

[walpurgis]

of young-lady's nice

[Marco]

petticoated panties, decorated

[walpurgis]

in most tasteful

[Marco]

pink and white

[Oddball]

all spattered with

[struth]

Sweet barbeque sauce

[Marco]

leftover from the

[struth]

Big pizza pie

[Marco]

eaten off her

[Oddball]

lovely firm buns

[Marco]

Cheesy dip, sir?

[The Black Adder]

How dare you!!

[Oddball]

is it cheddar?

[Marco]

smells like Parmesan

[Oddball]

runny like brie

[Oddball]

in supermarket deli

[Oddball]

joy of sex

[struth]

better with shit

[Marco]

press one out

[struth]

save in scrapbook

[Oddball]

cloths peg on

[struth]

the dashboard light

[Marco]

bathing her in

[struth]

Meat loaf sauce

[Marco]

made her irresistible

[struth]

and looking seventeen

[Marco]

stone, but still

[Ninanina]

a nice touch...

[Marco]

cuddly, but willing

[Oddball]

and able Mable

[struth]

Leant a hand

[Marco]

to reduce swelling

[struth]

of the head

[Oddball]

causing an explosion

[Marco]

and facial showers

[Oddball]

like Austin Powers

[Oddball]

yeah baby yeah

[struth]

ive-a gold member

[Marco]

with a shiny-bulb?

[struth]

polished with brasso

[Marco]

keeps her happy

[struth]

like his nappy

[Marco]

soiled but still

[struth]

leaking juices and

[Marco]

perfect for marinating

[struth]

pish & chips

[Marco]

more 'vinegar', sir?

[struth]

nice malty sauce

[Marco]

inhaling the acidic

[struth]

fumes, causing the-bile

[Marco]

to form a