Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Puffin]

tank top journalism

[pjdowns]

The Sun Newspaper

[Puffin]

is not. Derek

[Jonboy]

fuck it's hot

[Yomanze]

Lovely not cold

[pjdowns]

No cold's better

[Puffin]

have a laugh

[prestonchipfryer]

stroke Brenda's bush

[pjdowns]

And lick her...

[prestonchipfryer]

pulsating pink lips

[Puffin]

Skoda Labia delivers

[pjdowns]

Dinner for two

[Puffin]

only in Octobia

[prestonchipfryer]

with a phobia

[Puffin]

of chip fat

[DSJR]

hifisubjectivist has committed suicide

[Gordon Steadman]

hifisubjectivist has committed suicide

airing dirty linen

[Puffin]

beware of burners ;)

[DSJR]

not very amicable

[pjdowns]

To avoid shaving

[Puffin]

buy a cat

[Gordon Steadman]

already have three

[Puffin]

too many clauses

[pjdowns]

To get out

[Puffin]

the best china

[pjdowns]

For din dins

[pjdowns]

steak and chips

[Puffin]

steady on there

[pjdowns]

horsey steady on

[Jonboy]

horse and chips

[pjdowns]

Sound bloody horrible

[Jonboy]

tastes like steak

[Puffin]

Banbury cock horse

[pjdowns]

Chewy very chewy

[Puffin]

if not swallowed

[prestonchipfryer]

or later regurgtitated

[pjdowns]

Sick all over

[Puffin]

spew your ring

[pjdowns]

Faulty revolving spring

[Jonboy]

kiss my ring

[pjdowns]

Chocolate star fish

[Puffin]

bell end belligerence

[pjdowns]

Playing with it

[Puffin]

death is fatal

[pjdowns]

didn't know that

[Puffin]

Bang! One down

[pjdowns]

ouch that hurt

[Puffin]

best not tell

[pjdowns]

tell who though

[Puffin]

if you ask

[Jonboy]

she'll say no

[Puffin]

a refusal always

[pjdowns]

That woman ay

[Puffin]

prepuce me, but

[pjdowns]

That is naughty

[Puffin]

so is cheese

[pjdowns]

And some chocolate

[Puffin]

cheesy chocolate oofles

[pjdowns]

Sweat and savoury

[Jonboy]

like my balls

[pjdowns]

And everyone's bats

[Puffin]

like Jimmy Scuffleshank

[pjdowns]

who is that?

[Puffin]

Betty Bonhomie's brother

[pjdowns]

aha i see

[Puffin]

Merton Market Rocks!

[pjdowns]

no when hot

[Puffin]

Morten Harket Cold!?

[pjdowns]

really that's true

[Jonboy]

only in winter

[pjdowns]

it's fricking cold

[Puffin]

AHA, the Sun

[pjdowns]

not the sun

[Puffin]

Why not buggerlugs?

[pjdowns]

Not sure hmm

[Jonboy]

hmm betty swollocks

[Puffin]

luvverly girl, she

[pjdowns]

used to be

[Puffin]

grotesque and frightened

[pjdowns]

Looking at mirror

[Puffin]

and seeing testicles

[pjdowns]

Dangling all over

[Puffin]

A weeks holiday (Byeee:D)

[pjdowns]

Oh wow enjoy

[pjdowns]

what to do

[pjdowns]

without our Puffin :(

[realysm42]

Smoke a muffin

[pjdowns]

don't like muffin's

[Puffin]

I'm still here (for one day only:D grab me while you can)

[synsei]

complete with beer :D

[pjdowns]

I'm still here (for one day only:D grab me while you can)

yay puffin's here

[Puffin]

Definitely not queer:D

[pjdowns]

that's a shame

[pjdowns]

neither am I

[synsei]

likely to see

[Puffin]

beer for free

[synsei]

right in there :D

[Puffin]

Yes, in Devon.

[synsei]

on the moors

[pjdowns]

Nice county that

[pjdowns]

Down south init!

[pjdowns]

Nice and chilled

[pjdowns]

need puffin back

[pjdowns]

nobody else plays :(

[Jonboy]

playing with ones-self

[pjdowns]

Nothing new there :lol:

[Jonboy]

bashing the Bishop

[Audio Al]

Choking the chicken :)

[pjdowns]

A mass debate

[Audio Al]

five knuckle shuffle

[pjdowns]

Spanking the Monkey

[Audio Al]

Spanking the Monkey

What's he done

[pjdowns]

Very Naughty Boy

[Puffin]

temporary internet access

[Audio Al]

restricted pron today :D

[Puffin]

while wifey no-look

[Gordon Steadman]

How dyou know?

[Puffin]

I know everything

[synsei]

Where's my keys? :)

[Trumpton_Rioter]

under the sofa

[Puffin]

with your floozy

[synsei]

start her up

[Jonboy]

flick the bean

[Puffin]

Costa bloody fortune

[pjdowns]

Total rip off

[Puffin]

but don't scoff

[Trumpton_Rioter]

just gobble it

[Puffin]

Ooh sounds rude

[Andrew B]

Buy It Now

[Trumpton_Rioter]

can't afford it

[pjdowns]

far too poor

[Trumpton_Rioter]

to do what

[Puffin]

scratch his arse

[Trumpton_Rioter]

get someone else

[realysm42]

You scratch mine...

[Trumpton_Rioter]

no way José

[synsei]

Grapes of wrath

[ceejaydee]

Consuming alcohol now

[Puffin]

booze and fags

[pjdowns]

Bad way forward

[ceejaydee]

No way back

[Puffin]

filter tipped coffin

[pjdowns]

Wow that's deep

[Puffin]

drink it in

[Trumpton_Rioter]

scoff it down

[Puffin]

double decker damage

[Trumpton_Rioter]

masive Mars meltdown

[Puffin]

some gobble it

[Trumpton_Rioter]

others savour it

[Puffin]

most die from

[pjdowns]

Chewing on it

[Jonboy]

spit or swallow

[realysm42]

You dirty schlags

[pjdowns]

Very very naughty

[Puffin]

sang The Shamen

[pjdowns]

Yes they did

[Jonboy]

what about Eric

[Roy S]

Morecambe or Cantona

[pjdowns]

Who are they

[Puffin]

chalk and cheese

[Jonboy]

dead and alive

[Puffin]

Chalk and Brie:D

[pjdowns]

Bacon and Egg

[Puffin]

10 fried slices

[pjdowns]

Cook them thoroughly

[Puffin]

chew the fat

[Jonboy]

smoke a cigar

[pjdowns]

But, what type

[Jonboy]

big fat one

[Puffin]

Jump 'n prance

[Jonboy]

Jingle those bits

[Marco]

deodorise yer pits

[Puffin]

be lucky son

[Marco]

with that axe

[Trumpton_Rioter]

can't go wrong

[Marco]

just chop off

[Puffin]

the phono plugs

[pjdowns]

No music then

[Puffin]

not in hell:uhho:

[pjdowns]

Oo that's depressing

[Marco]

so commit suicide

[Trumpton_Rioter]

suggestions on how?

[pjdowns]

A big knife?

[Trumpton_Rioter]

could get messy

[pjdowns]

True. A Gun?

[Trumpton_Rioter]

that maybe dangerous!

[synsei]

May contain nuts :)

[Marco]

and some phuts :eyebrows:

[synsei]

Now I'm lost... :lol:

[Puffin]

come to mummy

[pjdowns]

This isn't porn

[Puffin]

well find some!

[pjdowns]

Already have tonnes

[synsei]

in brown bags

[pjdowns]

Na special bags

[synsei]

my Aunty Nelly :)

[pjdowns]

She's in porn?

[synsei]

not on your...

[pjdowns]

Nelly was though

[Puffin]

hoarse as a

[pjdowns]

Old battle axe

[Puffin]

needs some lube

[Trumpton_Rioter]

that's me out

[Puffin]

what, out :eek:

[pjdowns]

No you'll do

[Trumpton_Rioter]

not OUT OUT

[Puffin]

phew, close shave

[pjdowns]

Was getting concerned

[Puffin]

have a mint

[Marco]

and shut it

[pjdowns]

She really is

[Jonboy]

worth bending over

[pjdowns]

Not really, no

[synsei]

but then again

[Puffin]

cats don't bark

[Jonboy]

dogs don't meow

[Marco]

unless castrated with

[seoirse2002]

with rusty saw

[Trumpton_Rioter]

contract blood poisening

[pjdowns]

Oh that'll hurt

[Trumpton_Rioter]

tears will flow

[pjdowns]

And calls doctor

[Trumpton_Rioter]

can't get appointment

[pjdowns]

No surprise there

[Trumpton_Rioter]

especially around here

[Puffin]

with witch doctors

[Trumpton_Rioter]

which witch doctors?

[pjdowns]

one's with hats

[Andrew B]

Witch Hat Audio?

[pjdowns]

New Hifi Company?

[Puffin]

Brandnew customers only!

[Jonboy]

Snake-oil a specialty

[Puffin]

trouser snakes exempt

[pjdowns]

Not so sure

[Puffin]

you have one?

[seoirse2002]

and interconnects too

[Puffin]

never use them

[Trumpton_Rioter]

hows it work?

[Puffin]

spaghetti and willpower

[pjdowns]

Strength and determination

[Puffin]

beats diabolical stenches

[Trumpton_Rioter]

stenches or wenches

[pjdowns]

Wenches are naughty

[Trumpton_Rioter]

so are nurses

[pjdowns]

Na they're sexy

[Trumpton_Rioter]

most are both

[pjdowns]

Nought wrong there

[Puffin]

I like Bi

[pjdowns]

Better than gay

[Puffin]

merry - cheerful - jolly