Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Cmarzot]

frozen blade runner

[mad-moon]

Has Pointy Teeth

[Marco]

for ripping tights

[Cmarzot]

off dead granny

[Marco]

wrinkly tan-coloured ones

[Cmarzot]

MAGA panty liner

[Marco]

rather bulky, but-absorbent

[Vince]

Cat litter filled

[Marco]

adhesive napkin for

[mad-moon]

The monthly onslaught

[Marco]

he always dreads

[Roy S]

thin toilet paper

[AJSki2fly]

Or the Izal


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[struth]

For polishing bum

[mad-moon]

after necking rum

[Marco]

great for skidmarks

[mad-moon]

over inflating doll

[Cmarzot]

Trump's inflated ego

[Vince]

Trumps minuscule brain

[mad-moon]

Brain dead cunt

[AJSki2fly]

Utter waste space

[mad-moon]

Kids in danger..:steam:

[struth]

Fear of flying

[Vince]

Fear of crashing��

[struth]

not the falling....

[Marco]

fear of celibacy

[mad-moon]

Don't like celery

[AJSki2fly]

It's funny shape

[Marco]

she can't 'accommodate'

[AJSki2fly]

Cucumbers are best

[Marco]

nice, pointy ones

[Cmarzot]

zucchinis work best

[Marco]

for stimulating beany

[mad-moon]

The local bike

[Marco]

needs a ride

[Cmarzot]

twice a day

[mad-moon]

and the rest...

[walpurgis]

bog right off

[mad-moon]

Go forth multiply

[User211]

Summer of love

[Marco]

shag-everything in sight

[walpurgis]

twice at least

[Cmarzot]

involving farm animals

[Marco]

especially well-endowed donkeys

[mad-moon]

with plenty money

[Cmarzot]

for breast implants

[Vince]

And face lifts

[Marco]

but her saddlebags

[mad-moon]

Sell you light

[Cmarzot]

cheesy love handles

[struth]

Sour marks abound

[mad-moon]

Stretch marks too

[struth]

from carrying poop

[Marco]

in her nappy

[struth]

made her happy

[AJSki2fly]

slappy happy nappy

[prestonchipfryer]

full of crappy

[Cmarzot]

eaten by pappy

[Marco]

doin' a rappy

[mad-moon]

In da house

[AJSki2fly]

It’s cool man


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[Cmarzot]

said eskimo proctologist

[mad-moon]

Ice cold Gwinnets

[struth]

Sleeping in winkles

[mad-moon]

The winkles wrinkles

[Marco]

on her tights

[Cmarzot]

MC wrecks RM

[Vince]

The wrecking crew

[mad-moon]

Anne and Susan

[Marco]

were rampant lesbians

[struth]

as-were their wives

[Marco]

most women are-bi

[Cmarzot]

non binary bitches

[Marco]

rampant girly fun

[struth]

mostly need whipped

[Marco]

spy on them

[prestonchipfryer]

then shag 'em

[Marco]

offer rejected because

[AJSki2fly]

You’re not pretty


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[Marco]

don't have tits

[AJSki2fly]

Telling porky pies


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[Marco]

about cock size

[Cmarzot]

bigger the better

[mad-moon]

The Pork Pies

[struth]

No, the tits

[Marco]

girlies love titties

[struth]

Boys love-em too

[Marco]

soft and milky

[mad-moon]

Milky Bar Kid

[struth]

Maids big spots

[mad-moon]

they're nipples mate

[AJSki2fly]

An udder one

[struth]

Shudder at touch

[walpurgis]

scratch itchy crotch

[struth]

achy breaky heart

[AJSki2fly]

Snaky fakery fart


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[struth]

streaky bacon skids

[AJSki2fly]

fry up revenge

[Marco]

gammon flap froth

[mad-moon]

A Chef's meal

[Vince]

Fit for King

[mad-moon]

The Chef's Palace

[prestonchipfryer]

roasted duck dinner

[mad-moon]

and 50% off

[walpurgis]

half price elswhere

[AJSki2fly]

£10 government contribution

[Marco]

plus free handjob

[struth]

if your good

[Marco]

a Boris blowjob

[prestonchipfryer]

by gobbling Nicky

[Cmarzot]

courtesy reach around

[mad-moon]

All out bribery

[struth]

Penny for thoughts

[mad-moon]

Fuckin idiotic Government

[struth]

failed their exams

[AJSki2fly]

Sack the lot

[struth]

stout jute sack

[walpurgis]

a mob bagman

[AJSki2fly]

carrying Poppins umbrella

[struth]

And letting loose

[mad-moon]

with his pals

[AJSki2fly]

Chim, chim, Cher-ee


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[Vince]

Talking cockney bollocks

[mad-moon]

Tony's wild dog

[Cmarzot]

mounts horny wife

[mad-moon]

Wife is dog

[Marco]

fuck her ass

[Cmarzot]

and donkey too

[mad-moon]

Teasing with carrot

[Vince]

Doing donkey work

[struth]

Strap the mare

[mad-moon]

Pull her hair

[struth]

It was fair

[mad-moon]

Merry go round

[AJSki2fly]

Waltz on Wurlitzer

[Marco]

she's gone stroppy

[mad-moon]

Whirling on waltzer

[Marco]

exposing her knickers

[Cmarzot]

at local gloryhole

[prestonchipfryer]

with gaping pride

[Vince]

Deep and wide

[struth]

like whoors ass

[AJSki2fly]

whoose ass like?

[mad-moon]

The whores arse

[struth]

ladies of night

[Vince]

Red light district

[mad-moon]

The Pink Triangle

[struth]

A bloody pool

[mad-moon]

Jack the Ripper

[struth]

Franky in holywood

[Vince]

Walk of fame

[mad-moon]

Don't do it

[walpurgis]

Jock the rapper

[AJSki2fly]

Mac the knife


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[Cmarzot]

Big Mac attack

[Vince]

The American diet

[walpurgis]

furting and barping

[Opti-cal]

I'll Need Money

[mad-moon]

No 50% off

[walpurgis]

long felt want

[Cmarzot]

rock solid desire

[struth]

Kinky sex excuse-me

[AJSki2fly]

In rubber suit


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[Marco]

ably showcasing protuberant

[mad-moon]

Meat and Veg

[Marco]

she strokes it

[mad-moon]

Then she faints

[Cmarzot]

Crosby gets hard.

[mad-moon]

Bing bang bong

[Cmarzot]

zoo bity bop

[mad-moon]

Hot diggity damn

[struth]

At the hop

[Cmarzot]

rabbit fuck a'thon

[mad-moon]

Hillbilly boys toys

[Marco]

Dukes of Hazzard

[struth]

pull the plug

[Cmarzot]

out comes Trump

[mad-moon]

with a thump

[struth]

What a lump

[mad-moon]

with a hump

[struth]

It's the bells

[mad-moon]

Prefer Jack Daniels

[struth]

Tennessee sippin' whiskey

[mad-moon]

smooth as silk

[AJSki2fly]

like pigs ears

[Vince]

Dogs love 'em

[Marco]

so does Brenda

[AJSki2fly]

brain box pollution


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[Cmarzot]

cranial cavity litter

[mad-moon]

shit for brains

[AJSki2fly]

More than Virgil

[struth]

she was that

[Marco]

stroppy little one

[struth]

causing some upset

[Marco]

throwing a tantrum

[AJSki2fly]

stamp your feet

[Marco]

she's doing that

[Vince]

She always does

[mad-moon]

Little girls blouse

[Opti-cal]

Reel Big Fish

[AJSki2fly]

Fish called Wanda

[Vince]

Horse called Trigger��

[struth]

triggers old brush

[AJSki2fly]

Willo the wisp

[struth]

Bert the beekeeper

[Cmarzot]

Donald the dunce

[Marco]

Tina the Tease

[mad-moon]

Barbie the bitch

[Marco]

Gabby the Gobbler

[Cmarzot]

Phil the fister

[Marco]

Ronnie the Rammer

[mad-moon]

He's fuckin' hard

[Marco]

Big Bull cock

[mad-moon]

Short and thick

[Marco]

capable of damage

[mad-moon]

filled a pram

[Marco]

stretched her pishers

[mad-moon]

like elastic bands

[Marco]

preventing future function

[Vince]

Preventing over population

[Marco]

with brainless oiks

[prestonchipfryer]

in Mastermind final

[mad-moon]

In Greater Manchester

[Marco]

improving the gene-pool

[Opti-cal]

Just natural selection

[AJSki2fly]

Ape to Man

[Cmarzot]

Jane Goodall's lover

[struth]

Harry the hairless

[Cmarzot]

gets passed around

[AJSki2fly]

Already used before


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[struth]

Plucked not shaven

[AJSki2fly]

Feathers all over


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[struth]

Tar pit tommy

[mad-moon]

The pleasant fucker

[struth]

And his son

[mad-moon]

Start a fight

[AJSki2fly]

covered in feathers


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[Opti-cal]

clucking for party

[AJSki2fly]

oven’s at 180f

[walpurgis]

half word daily

[struth]

part fart daily

[walpurgis]

pop in pants

[AJSki2fly]

Jumping pop tarts

[struth]

What a tart

[Marco]

short skirt, no-knickers

[Vince]

Winking at me

[mad-moon]

the baldy eye

[Vince]

The hairy pie

[struth]

ladies moist petals

[Marco]

slightly fishy, but