Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[brian2957]

pull yer puddin

[walpurgis]

stick some wood-in

[Marco]

she likes prime-ebony

[audio39]

for sharpening nails

[walpurgis]

to hammer into

[Jonboy]

Bills Scrote sack

[Marco]

I know Bill

[walpurgis]

He does Jill

[Marco]

likes a thrill

[audio39]

ride down hill

[brian2957]

with Li-lo Lill

[Marco]

on the pill

[brian2957]

packet of trill

[walpurgis]

used to fill

[Roy S]

A Toucan's Bill

[prestonchipfryer]

shag at will

[walpurgis]

who invited Will?

[seoirse2002]

let him chill

[audio39]

while standing still

[brian2957]

lets play tree

[seoirse2002]

have a pee

[Rare Bird]

& a 'Q'

[audio39]

just for you

[seoirse2002]

and your poo

[brian2957]

in the loo

[walpurgis]

oh, says who?

[Rare Bird]

me i do

[prestonchipfryer]

lost my shoe

[Rare Bird]

well find it

[prestonchipfryer]

wish me luck

[Jonboy]

fancy a fuck ?

[Roy S]

Said Friar Tuck

[brian2957]

he maid Marion

[Roy S]

Bummed Will Scarlet

[seoirse2002]

and t'other harlot

[Jonboy]

with a strap-on

[brian2957]

black faced sheep

[Rare Bird]

with one eye

[brian2957]

and large horns

[walpurgis]

and mint sauce

[Marco]

bagsie the cutlets!

[Rare Bird]

looking very sheepish

[Jonboy]

spit roast time

[Rare Bird]

up it's arse

[Jonboy]

said Father Jack

[brian2957]

as he inserted

[seoirse2002]

his rod'n'sack

[brian2957]

takeup the slack

[walpurgis]

& mouldy old crack

[Jonboy]

must be the-wife

[walpurgis]

trouble and strife

[Marco]

stinks of kippers

[walpurgis]

stained, sweaty knickers

[Roy S]

Semen ridden underpants

[Marco]

adorning your buttocks

[Jonboy]

pass the cucumber

[walpurgis]

and tomato sarnies

[audio39]

and that knife

[walpurgis]

said the wife

[Marco]

stab her slot

[audio39]

while she's hot

[Jonboy]

i'm going in

[Marco]

mind the jelly

[brian2957]

orange or raspberry

[Marco]

Neither. Placenta flavour!

[audio39]

Good bloody poop

[walpurgis]

shovel and scoop

[Marco]

but never droop

[brian2957]

through the hoop

[Marco]

whilst slurping soup

[brian2957]

missing your mouth

[Jonboy]

then turns south

[audio39]

on highway number

[prestonchipfryer]

sick sex six

[Marco]

scantily-clad female hitch-hikers

[isuckedmandelsonslemons]

with hairy-arsed bikers

[Marco]

rimming hairy strikers

[prestonchipfryer]

with massive tools

[Roy S]

Tightening their nuts

[Marco]

parking their butts

[brian2957]

where they like

[Rare Bird]

their butts parking

[Marco]

fat-bottomed girls, they

[Rare Bird]

make the rocket

[Marco]

in my pants

[prestonchipfryer]

explode with juicy

[Marco]

and fragrant Jaffa-juice

[seoirse2002]

and fishy pinky

[brian2957]

desert island sauce

[Jonboy]

on the blob

[walpurgis]

said pervy Bob

[prestonchipfryer]

the fat slob

[seoirse2002]

smelly old yob

[isuckedmandelsonslemons]

With fully-engorged nob.

[prestonchipfryer]

balls freely swinging

[walpurgis]

his girlfriend's mingin'

[Jonboy]

nice beef curtains

[audio39]

but couldn't rhyme

[Marco]

so the swine

[brian2957]

crossed the line

[Jonboy]

smashing her back-door

[Marco]

in with his

[Rare Bird]

electric tin opener

[Marco]

prising open her

[audio39]

tight lipped mouth

[Marco]

and ramming-home a

[brian2957]

big ramming thing

[Rare Bird]

shaped like a

[Jonboy]

2-stroke paddy motorbike

[brian2957]

with a sidecar

[prestonchipfryer]

carrying a prossy

[seoirse2002]

and her madam

[Jonboy]

pimp my bitch

[Alex_UK]

then my ride

[Jonboy]

ride my bitch

[audio39]

with a tractor

[Alex_UK]

Plough a furrow

[Thing Fish]

In her valley

[Rare Bird]

of the dolls

[Marco]

sniff yer balls

[Rare Bird]

nice 'n' salty :eyebrows:

[Jonboy]

salt and shake

[johnwhit]

in the bag

[seoirse2002]

driving a jag

[johnwhit]

or Triumph Stag

[Marco]

on the rag

[johnwhit]

without a fag

[Marco]

or a scud-mag

[johnwhit]

but no slag

[audio39]

so we brag

[Marco]

then we shag

[brian2957]

the old bag

[Marco]

then we brag

[brian2957]

in the Jag

[johnwhit]

not the Stag

[Marco]

wave yer flag

[johnwhit]

The Union Jack

[johnwhit]

and Jill went

[Marco]

to collect rent

[Jonboy]

from a hippy-tent

[johnwhit]

over in Gwent

[Marco]

where Betty went

[johnwhit]

to finally repent.

[Marco]

and is hellbent

[johnwhit]

not heaven sent

[Marco]

trying to prevent

[johnwhit]

a young delinquent

[Marco]

and his misspent

[johnwhit]

life in convent

[Marco]

filled with torment

[DSJR]

I'm out-dated

[johnwhit]

came to resent

[Jonboy]

that he's bent

[johnwhit]

ass for rent

[johnwhit]

to any gent

[johnwhit]

frustration to vent

[brian2957]

in a tent

[johnwhit]

down in Kent

[Marco]

unzipped her dress

[johnwhit]

I must confess

[audio39]

a stinky mess

[johnwhit]

she's in distress

[seoirse2002]

and under duress

[johnwhit]

trying to impress.

[johnwhit]

but I digress

[johnwhit]

Little ditty about.........

[isuckedmandelsonslemons]

Something and nowt

[Marco]

a quick wank

[seoirse2002]

for sperm bank

[brian2957]

make a deposit

[Marco]

in yer closet

[synsei]

lurks a gimpsuit

[brian2957]

and leather boot

[Marco]

just the one?

[johnwhit]

ready to shoot

[synsei]

from the hip

[brian2957]

undo the zip

[Marco]

on her skirt

[brian2957]

wot a flirt

[Marco]

she's just dirt

[brian2957]

rip her shirt

[Marco]

then her tights

[johnwhit]

but she fights

[Marco]

knock her out

[Jonboy]

with a trout

[Alex_UK]

meet the wife

[seoirse2002]

luvs her life

[brian2957]

comes from Fife

[johnwhit]

lots of strife

[Marco]

crabs are rife

[johnwhit]

under the knife

[seoirse2002]

saves her life

[audio39]

causing great strife

[Jonboy]

shave that fadge

[Marco]

it reeks of

[audio39]

yeasty dirty cheese

[Marco]

and maggot-infested meat

[brian2957]

finger lickin good

[Marco]

Dip yer digit

[Rare Bird]

in her widget

[Marco]

sniffing the sardines

[Rare Bird]

While performing a

[Roy S]

pas de deux

[seoirse2002]

Ménage à trois

[Rare Bird]

Oo La La

[audio39]

Lady Ga ga

[brian2957]

radio goo goo

[synsei]

radio ga ga

[brian2957]

all we need

[Marco]

is to copulate

[brian2957]

with a big

[Marco]

skanky blonde tart

[Audio Al]

Letgo a fart

[seoirse2002]

from the heart

[johnwhit]

do your part

[audio39]

just don't shart

[brian2957]

horse and cart

[Alex_UK]

pony and trap

[seoirse2002]

got the clap

[brian2957]

crap on tap

[Marco]

fill yer bap

[prestonchipfryer]

sprinkle your sap

[Roy S]

Take a nap

[Marco]

with a Jap

[seoirse2002]

sushi hi fi

[Marco]

rub some Wasabi

[seoirse2002]

on her scabby

[Marco]

makes her damp

[Alex_UK]

but very hot

[brian2957]

the honey pot

[Marco]

dip her onion-bhaji

[brian2957]

into hot sauce

[Marco]

roasting the flange

[audio39]

and check valve

[Marco]

for crusty contaminants

[audio39]

creating putrid odors

[Marco]

from soiled gussets

[brian2957]

while out cottaging

[Marco]

pointing-percy-at-Dicky

[Jonboy]

with donkey-dick Derek

[Marco]

who's banging Nadia

[RichB]

wrong just wrong:lol:

[Marco]

but nevertheless she

[Jonboy]

liked spit roasting

[Marco]

his ridiculously small

[johnwhit]

cock and balls

[Marco]

unused for years

[seoirse2002]

tired and wornout

[Marco]

shrivelled and seedless

[prestonchipfryer]

sticky dried juices