Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Marco]

unlike that bitch

[Puffin]

with barbed-wire femidom

[Marco]

and soiled 'Fem-fresh'

[Puffin]

pax a punch

[Marco]

her fragrant minge

[Puffin]

peeled and perked

[prestonchipfryer]

nicely hand-jerked

[Puffin]

steady on Wilfred!

[Marco]

prepare to white-wash

[prestonchipfryer]

sperm fountain eruption

[Puffin]

premature emasculation caused

[seoirse2002]

the queens jubilee

[Marco]

load of shite

[seoirse2002]

in the thames

[prestonchipfryer]

with used tampons

[Marco]

causing a slick

[prestonchipfryer]

of undiluted fanny-juice

[Puffin]

does sir want-ice

[seoirse2002]

for your flotilla

[Marco]

of clot globules

[seoirse2002]

blocking up the..

[Marco]

queue in Tesco

[seoirse2002]

for cheap interconnects

[Puffin]

arsey eh connectors

[seoirse2002]

belkin butt plugs

[prestonchipfryer]

silver-plated Wattgates

[Marco]

beside the laxatives

[prestonchipfryer]

causing shite eruption

[Puffin]

pants blown to-buggery

[Mr Nad]

string y-fronts bonanza

[seoirse2002]

G-string in organza

[Puffin]

penis in concrete

[Marco]

testicles en-cocotte

[prestonchipfryer]

dirty little girl

[Marco]

who's cotton panties

[Puffin]

Were S&M not-M&S

[Marco]

replete with skidders

[Puffin]

press to play

[prestonchipfryer]

sweating all day

[Marco]

inside hot gussets

[Puffin]

of small rodents

[Marco]

heading for Leeds

[Puffin]

and Chris Moyles

[bogle111]

Don't know him

[Puffin]

or Katie Boyles

[prestonchipfryer]

the one with-piles

[bogle111]

"with-piles" sounds tricky

[Puffin]

thats four words

[seoirse2002]

lots of turds

[Puffin]

sink or swim

[Marco]

drink some Vim

[Jonboy]

lick my rim

[Puffin]

Urrgghh dirty boy

[prestonchipfryer]

use your finger

[Puffin]

it kinda lingers

[seoirse2002]

on your nose

[Puffin]

for cunning stunts

[prestonchipfryer]

and fecking flockers

[Puffin]

ooerr, i'm taken.

[prestonchipfryer]

gobble the bacon

[Puffin]

pork the pig

[prestonchipfryer]

frek her fanny

[Puffin]

by gaslight? BANG!

[Marco]

there goes my

[Reid Malenfant]

ding a ling

[Puffin]

bucked a cherry

[Jonboy]

plucked her cherry

[Marco]

rode her merry

[prestonchipfryer]

Isle-of-Wight ferry

[Marco]

where you interfered

[Puffin]

and got banned:lol:

[seoirse2002]

from doggy style

[Puffin]

dinner party tricks

[RichB]

Rega system saturday!

[Puffin]

gis a gandy

[prestonchipfryer]

comes in handy

[brian2957]

when with Mandy

[seoirse2002]

loves her brandy

[Puffin]

like barry molotov

[audio39]

and Zelda Rotten-crotch

[Puffin]

blew an eggy-one

[prestonchipfryer]

decaying festering rancidity

[Puffin]

atrocious and diabolical

[Marco]

was her complexion

[prestonchipfryer]

caused by leeches

[Puffin]

and domestic bleaches

[Marco]

vandalised by peaches

[seoirse2002]

Geldof, that is

[Marco]

I'd bang it

[prestonchipfryer]

I'd wing it!

[Puffin]

cop a feel

[Marco]

of her titties

[Puffin]

Suchard boy, Suchard

[seoirse2002]

mountains of Mourne

[Puffin]

I'm in mourning

[prestonchipfryer]

I'm stiffly horning

[Wakefield Turntables]

I hate soldering

[Wakefield Turntables]

Internal regs to

[Wakefield Turntables]

To 1210 pcb's

[Marco]

used "to" twice! ;)

[Wakefield Turntables]

i'm very sorry

[Marco]

prepare your botty

[prestonchipfryer]

and trembling trepidation

[seoirse2002]

of coming pleasures

[brian2957]

involving some very

[Marco]

dubious looking 'fluids'

[brian2957]

definetely not water

[Jonboy]

colonic irrigation liquer

[Marco]

melted fanny batter

[seoirse2002]

creaming nether garments

[Marco]

saturated with solidified-sweat

[prestonchipfryer]

and steaming juices

[Marco]

flowing from her

[prestonchipfryer]

gaping pink lips

[Marco]

moist with kipper-juice

[seoirse2002]

needing hot sausage

[Marco]

fired up her

[prestonchipfryer]

sausage squeezing quimmy

[Marco]

leaving a residue

[Donald Hanson]

in the middle

[Marco]

of her marshmallow

[prestonchipfryer]

creamy, wet, pulsating

[Marco]

ready for punishment

[prestonchipfryer]

and creamy nourishment

[Puffin]

a nice square-meal

[DSJR]

musn't be round

[prestonchipfryer]

fatty, half-pound

[Jonboy]

fanny fart sound

[prestonchipfryer]

slurpy, slurpy, slurp

[myles]

T, amp, incoming.

[Marco]

mind your head

[Roy S]

steady your helmet

[prestonchipfryer]

ding her ring

[Marco]

de-juice her flaps

[seoirse2002]

massage her baps

[brian2957]

fill those gaps

[prestonchipfryer]

is this dead?

[Beechwoods]

Still wriggling gently

[Marco]

like a trouser-snake

[brian2957]

waiting for the

[Marco]

tart to unzip

[brian2957]

and open her

[prestonchipfryer]

juicy wing flaps

[Marco]

accessing the smegma

[Audio Al]

Gynecologist NOT ME :eek:

[Marco]

I'm a plumber

[Jonboy]

nice ball cock

[Marco]

showz yer plunger!

[prestonchipfryer]

it's bloody huge!!!!

[Marco]

for a dwarf

[seoirse2002]

and snow white

[walpurgis]

After she had

[prestonchipfryer]

taken eight inches

[Marco]

up her swollen

[prestonchipfryer]

flaps, when suddenly

[walpurgis]

The Martians materialised.

[seoirse2002]

bearing cottage cheese

[walpurgis]

socks in blue

[Marco]

panties in white

[prestonchipfryer]

lacking in height

[Marco]

stained with shite

[prestonchipfryer]

dripping with piss

[Marco]

Tena-lady failed miserably

[seoirse2002]

leaked the shower

[walpurgis]

and then gargled

[Marco]

like a girl

[walpurgis]

with a nasty

[Marco]

pimple on her

[seoirse2002]

newly done gynoplasty

[walpurgis]

which was impressively

[seoirse2002]

tight but ghastly

[Marco]

infected with gangrene

[seoirse2002]

and green margarine

[Marco]

fancy a butty?

[walpurgis]

and side dish

[seoirse2002]

smelly and slutty

[Marco]

She'll do me!

[seoirse2002]

and for free!

[walpurgis]

her sister will

[Marco]

video the action

[southall-1998]

Do a fart.

[walpurgis]

in surround-sound

[seoirse2002]

no doll-be added

[Marco]

just some quim-jelly

[walpurgis]

and on toast

[seoirse2002]

hot and crispy

[Marco]

like flange rash

[prestonchipfryer]

corn-pussy hash

[Marco]

fishy-flaps discharge residue

[prestonchipfryer]

ripe for feasting

[walpurgis]

by the campfire

[Marco]

naked, sporting a

[walpurgis]

with the worst

[Alex_UK]

Tartan merkin ever

[Marco]

barely hiding his

[walpurgis]

large tripod extension

[prestonchipfryer]

firmly inserted into

[Marco]

the wallaby's orifice

[Roy S]

adult consenting marsupial

[walpurgis]

shakespearean in character

[Reid Malenfant]

Toby or-not Toby

[Marco]

that's not the

[Alex_UK]

mug in question

[prestonchipfryer]

alas, poor bugger

[Alex_UK]

Spooned him well

[walpurgis]

despite all the

[seoirse2002]

shortage of lube

[Marco]

she still took

[walpurgis]

little persuasion to

[realysm42]

suck the ting

[walpurgis]

until it went

[Marco]

septic, and leaked

[walpurgis]

a ghastly green

[Marco]

gunk, stinking of

[prestonchipfryer]

putrefying gangerous flesh

[seoirse2002]

eating micro orgasms

[prestonchipfryer]

squirting hot smeg

[walpurgis]

all over the

[Jonboy]

big floppy tits

[Marco]

touching her toes

[prestonchipfryer]

blocking his nose

[audio39]

with his finger

[Marco]

then inserted it

[prestonchipfryer]

with great force

[Marco]

up her flange

[prestonchipfryer]

tongued with voraciousness

[twickers]

moaning with ungratefullness

[Marco]

by-passing her bean

[prestonchipfryer]

three fingers in

[Marco]

drowning in jelly

[prestonchipfryer]

green and oozing

[twickers]

coating the throat

[brian2957]

with vile thick

[Marco]

suppurating and slimy-smegma

[brian2957]

swallow or spit

[Marco]

neither, just chew

[walpurgis]

then bite off

[Marco]

the cheesy bulb

[prestonchipfryer]

gangerous bell-end

[Marco]

first, sniff it

[prestonchipfryer]

fondle it roughly

[Marco]

with rusty barbed-wire

[brian2957]

and sand paper

[prestonchipfryer]

ideal whilst masturbating

[brian2957]

with safety goggles

[Marco]

Oh-look, a carbuncle.

[brian2957]

very squeezable too

[isuckedmandelsonslemons]

Just like poo

[Marco]

and chocolate glue

[isuckedmandelsonslemons]

or organic tofu